That bowl of udon

To be honest, Bai Wu didn't know how he got here in the past few months.

Although she can be regarded as an "insider" of Jingling Court now, to be honest, she has never stepped out of the gate except for circling in her small courtyard.And apart from her husband who is the captain of the combat squad, the only people the girl has met so far, besides the vice-captain Yachiru, is the third seat, Madarame Kazukaku, and the fifth seat, Ayasegawa Yumi.

After marrying here, Bai Wu wakes up in anxiety every morning, silently watching her husband, who also doesn't talk much, pack up and go out.

Many times, the white girl was wondering whether she should say "please go slowly" like she used to watch in TV dramas. The result of this kind of confusion was that by the time she realized it, Zaraki Kenpachi would have left Far.A certain team leader didn't come back at a fixed point at night, and sometimes he might not come back, but Bai Wu always tried his best to wait because of his wife's duties.

Another additional point: my husband still hasn't touched me.

... well, that's not the point.

...Well, if this goes on, I will definitely have early menopause and then suffer from dementia, right? ! !

To be honest, Bai Wu was already ready to live his whole life half-dead like this.In fact, our story has progressed here, and we can almost come to an "end of the whole drama"...

……

Well, this is impossible, you can put the bricks down.

The turning point of the matter was in the middle of the night. Although he no longer slept in fear like when he first got married, Bai Wu was still easily awakened from his sleep.

But this day, what woke her up was a sudden thunder in the sky.

There is not so much bad weather in the world of corpses and souls, but once there is a storm, there is a kind of terror like the roar of thousands of ghosts.Bai Wu got up tremblingly, and ran to close the window before he even had time to put on his clothes.

Although the thunder became much quieter afterwards, the flickering of the lightning still weakened the girl's brain.So, Bai Wu turned sideways and shrank into the dark place under the blanket.

But obviously because he was too scared, Bai Wu didn't pay attention to the direction of his turn.

The storm only fell at night for a while, and then the next morning was a clear and sunny day. Bai Wu felt that when he woke up, he could still faintly hear the pleasant chirping of birds outside the window.

But soon, the girl found that she didn't have the time to imagine the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers in the yard.

...Curling up under the blanket is all right, but the hem of the clothes that I'm holding on to...

... 0_o?God bless! !

It has been said that the spirit king is in charge of the soul world, so a certain girl who asks the wrong god again will naturally not be favored.When she slowly raised her head in prayer and fear, she unexpectedly met her husband's expressionless eyes as usual.

For a moment, Bai Wu felt that his face was absolutely red, and he was unable to speak for a long time as if there was something stuck in his throat.

... Well, what a shame! !

This time it was Jian Ba ​​who spoke first: "...It's time to get up."

"Huh?! Ah! Hug, I'm sorry!" Bai Wu hurriedly let go of his hand, and shrank back into the quilt with a shy face, but because of this, he missed the flashing smile in the eyes of a certain captain.

Afterwards, Kenpachi got up and tidied up as usual.Not long after, the girl sat up in shock.

... Just kidding, there is no reason why a husband who wants to go out and be a wife is still sleeping late! (Excerpt from "XX Must-Read Cheats" kindly provided by the aunt next door)

Thinking of this, Bai Wu tidied up in a hurry, opened the door and rushed out after he was almost dressed, but saw Saragi Kenpachi who had just walked to the gate of the yard turned his head when he heard the movement, and looked at it suspiciously with his sharp eyes. girl.

"...My lord, you, you, you..." Bai Wu fingered his sleeves, hesitated for a while with his tongue knotted, and then whispered in a mosquito-like voice, "...you, please go slowly..."

…@. @! !Ahh, what am I talking about? !No, I finally said it! !No, this look is too embarrassing! !wrong……

So, the girl stood there alone, letting the two selves in her mind fight against each other.

"Mm." Ken Saraki replied concisely, then turned and continued walking towards the door.However, before walking a few steps, a certain captain stopped again, turned his head and said to the white girl who was still in the battle between heaven and man, "Don't run around."

"Yeah? Oh..." Bai Wu nodded in a daze.

However, as a human being, sometimes the more she is not allowed to do something, the more she wants to do it.Originally, when Saragi Kenpachi didn't say "don't run around", Bai Wu never had the idea of ​​going outside the yard.

And now...

...Just go out for a while, there should be no problem, right? !

Udon Erbaiwu, no, it should be Zaraki Shirowu tilting his head and staring at the courtyard door for a long time, finally making up his mind to carefully open the door, poking his head out to look left and right.Outside the courtyard gate is another courtyard, but for some reason, no one seems to be seen.

Now Bai Wu became more courageous, took a few steps out and began to wander around.Suddenly, there was a strange smell like food in the air, and the girl noticed that the sun was already high.

...By the way, the direction of the smell should be the kitchen, right? !Driven by the curiosity of "wanting to see what the gods of death in Jinglingting eat every day", Bai Wu sneaked towards the target location.

Turning a corner, Bai Wu suddenly felt like he went to the wrong set.

"Hey over there, quickly cut up that basket of vegetables!!"

"Didn't you eat breakfast in the morning?! Bastard, girls work faster than you!!"

…@. @! !What is this place? !

It's still a scent from a long distance, but the burnt smell seems to be stronger when you get closer.To be honest, let a group of old men turn around the stove, the whole kitchen is more chaotic than a slaughterhouse.

"Hey, over there! What about you!!" Just as Bai Wu was standing stupidly with a dislocated jaw, a guy who seemed to be in charge suddenly walked towards her, "What's the matter, you didn't wear a Shiba?" Just pretend to come here, do you think the [-]th team is your backyard?!"

...Okay, so fierce!

"...Die, pretend to be domineering...I didn't..." Frightened by the momentum of the other party's words, Bai Wu couldn't help but take a step back.

"No? Are you an intern?!" Saying this, the rough-looking supervisor looked Bai Wu up and down, with a hint of disdain in his tone, "You're still a bitch, I said you shouldn't be four Did the fan team run to the wrong team building?!"

"...Uh, team [-]?!" And Bai Wu also saw the opponent's appearance clearly at this moment, under the thick appearance, the most eye-catching thing was the empty right sleeve.

...the man's right hand?

"Tch, I'm so coy even when I speak, it's really... Now that I'm in the [-]th team, show me a bit of a man's momentum!!" The supervisor didn't notice the girl's distraction, and said to himself. Pushing Bai Wu into the kitchen, "Okay, hurry up and cook for me!!"

"Ah! Good... good." Bai Wu finally stopped himself, so as not to bump into the cabinet under the force of that force.

after that……

"I asked you to cook, what the hell are you doing with the rice under the tap?!"

"...But, but, shouldn't you wash the rice before cooking, my lord?" Bai Wuwei explained reassuringly, wondering if Jingling Court pays attention to nutrition, and the death gods don't wash the rice when they eat? !

Unexpectedly, as soon as Bai Wu's question came out, the whole kitchen fell silent, and everyone looked at her with "ET met Godzilla" expressions.And the position of the facial features of a director with a severed arm is even more indescribable: one mouth is raised, while the other is hung down? !

...==|||What is this situation? !

"Forget it, do whatever you like!!" The supervisor waved his hand impatiently, turned around and yelled at the people behind him who were still stupefied, "Whatever you look at, don't let me go to work! !"

Not long after this, when Yumi Ayasegawa returned to the team building, the kitchen was still full of excitement as usual.To be honest, Gongqin would not easily enter such an unglamorous place if there was nothing wrong.

"Yida, the captain may have to come back early today, is the meal ready?" In view of the fact that "food is the paramount necessity of the people", Gongqin held his breath and tried to make his expression look kind.

"Ah, it's Yumi." The person called "Yida" by a certain five seats is the supervisor with the broken arm. "Is the captain coming back? The meal will be ready soon..."

Director Yi Tian hadn't finished speaking when he heard one of his subordinates running over and asking loudly: "Senior Yi Tian, ​​what should I do if the kelp isn't boiled?!"

"Don't ask me! You fucking ask Xiaobai!!"

...==###

"I'm talking about Yi Tian, ​​can't you tell your subordinates to be more civilized in their language?!" Gongqin did not hide his veins all over his head, "Really, it's so unbeautiful!!"

"Haha, old man, why worry about these things all day long!"

...==###Are you mocking me? ! !

Knowing that his lofty aesthetics cannot effectively communicate with this guy, Gongqin decisively decided to change the subject: "By the way, who is Xiaobai?!"

"Haha, Xiaobai?!" Yi Tian laughed boldly, and patted the cleanliness Gongqin with his only left hand, "I tell you, I found a treasure this time! The newcomer Your little girl is really good at cooking!!"

"Little girl?" Gongqin frowned and looked at the place where he was photographed, resisting the urge to take out a handkerchief to wipe, "Didn't I hear that our team is looking for a girl?!"

Just as he was wondering, the Five Seats of Death heard a somewhat familiar female voice from the kitchen: "Don't add salt immediately after the meat is put into the pot!!"

Gongqin squinted his eyes and looked towards the kitchen full of oily smoke. It took him a long time to see the figure of the voice owner clearly in the smog, but he was so frightened that he gasped.

"...Mom, husband, madam?!"

"Haha, dear Gong, are you calling your mother or your wife?!"

The overwhelmed Yuki really didn't know how to explain to Yi Tian, ​​at this moment the white girl who was busy in the kitchen also saw the person coming from the door, and it took a lot of effort to squeeze out a way.

"Master Ayasegawa...cough!" I didn't feel it when I was inside, but when I went outside, Bai Wu felt a tingle in his throat and couldn't help coughing.

"Ma'am, why are you in this kind of place?!" Gongqin asked twitchingly.

"Haha, so this girl is your wife!" Yi Tian, ​​who was half obedient, laughed again and patted Gongqin's arm, "Good boy, I didn't say anything even after asking for a wife, because I wanted to waste this happy meal." bar!!"

Gongqin glanced expressionlessly at the touched place this time, took a deep breath and yelled at the whole kitchen: "Listen to me, you guys, this is the captain's wife Ah! Does the captain's wife understand?!"

In an instant, the whole kitchen fell silent again, only to hear Gongqin's "ah" whirling in the air...

"Come on, just kidding..." Yi Tian looked at the embarrassed Bai Wu girl who was eager to burrow into the ground with a tangled face, and his tone was full of disbelief, "The captain's wife, shouldn't she have fierce eyes, three heads, six arms, a tiger's back, and sharp teeth? Are the claws vicious? How can they be so ordinary?!"

...==|||Brother, is what you said false? !