That bowl of udon

To be honest, since the other party is a high-ranking cadre of Jinglingting, the Udon family doesn't need to think too much about things like choosing a date and a venue.

So, one day, Captain Yamamoto invited the second father of Udon, who had already thought about it, to the meeting room of the First Team. After a fierce "academic debate", everyone finally decided to choose the day proposed by the deputy captain of the [-]th team, Caolu Yaqianliu...

...And the reason why a certain deputy captain chose this date is purely because he thinks these numbers sound nice together.

After that, there is the preparation of the wedding. The Udon family does not need to take care of major projects, but the dowry of their own daughter still has to be taken care of.Although Bai Wu's family is just an ordinary family on Dongliuhun Street, because of the "captain death and civilian intermarriage", this is the first case, and all men, women and children in District 11 are in a state of indescribable excitement.Everyone is stuck in front of the candy store every day, scrambling to see if there is anything they can help.

Well, the enthusiasm among the villagers is still very moving for the girl, although more than 70.00% of it is not helping.

However, Shiro hadn't seen Saragi Kenpachi for a long time since signing the marriage contract in the first team.According to the information provided by Sasaki Liyu, the adult went to the front line to spawn monsters again, and he would not return within half a month.

... Captain Reaper is really busy with work, it seems that I have to prepare in advance.

As for Li Yu, because the main wedding venue is located in the Jingling Court, that kind of place has never been accessible to ordinary people.Therefore, among all Udon Erbai Wu's friends, only this loli kid who is about to graduate from the Maou Academy of Spiritual Arts is eligible to participate.

However, on the third day after Bai Wu asked others to bring invitations to Li Yu, the confectionary fan flashed into the candy store in District 11 with an expression of "choking on the bronchus from eating Jinping candy".

"Udon, do you really want to marry Captain Saraki?!!!" Li Yu's words trembled as much as when he heard that Udon No. [-] candy store would switch to selling soy sauce tomorrow.

Bai Wu patted Sasaki Riha's shoulder calmly: "Don't worry, even if I get married, this candy shop will not be closed."

"Oh..." Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, took out a bag of money and put it on the table, and began to reach for the candy on the shelf as usual...

"...No, that's not right!! This is not the crux of the problem!!!" Li Yu grabbed Bai Wu's hand and shook wildly, "I said Udon, you won't be stimulated, right?!"

Hearing such a question, Wudong Erbaiwu girl could only smile wryly for a while, and then described in detail the experience she had encountered in that cheating matchmaking company, and finally patted Lori on the shoulder solemnly and said: " So, you have to find this partner by yourself, and you must not believe in blind dates!!"

As for Sasaki Riha, when he left, it was no longer the face of "trachea stuck in sugar", but the shock of "slippers stuffed in his mouth".

Then came the critical period of the week before the wedding, and the white girl also met Saragi Kenpachi again at a dinner time.

The adult was as quiet as usual, but the mushroom-headed loli on his shoulder explained to Bai Wu that he wanted to take the girl to the pre-marriage registration.

At first, Bai Wu was really curious why he had to go to register in the middle of the night, but then he thought that the team leader must be very busy with official duties on weekdays, maybe only this time at night can be free.

But after setting off, a group of people walked in the direction of Xiliuhun Street.The girl thought that the two of them were going to run some business or find someone first, so she suppressed the doubts and anxiety in her heart and followed behind.But an hour later, looking at the stars in the sky, Bai Wu finally couldn't help but planned to ask: "That..."

As a result, before the question was spoken, she felt that she was picked up by a sudden force, and when she recovered, she was already on the shoulders of a certain captain.

"Too slow." Jian Ba ​​whispered.

...? ! !

"Huh? Did Xiaojian decide to use running?!" Yaqianliu asked, and after getting the captain's consent, a certain pink-haired mushroom turned his head and smiled at Bai Wu, "You must hurry up, little Wudong~~ !"

"Hurry up..." What? !

As a result, before the girl could finish her words, she felt dizzy, dizzy, and visceral upside down.A gust of strong wind blows straight ahead, and Bai Wu feels like he is going for a ride with his head out of the rocket.

So another hour later, when the three finally arrived at their destination, the girl was put on the ground by Jianba and immediately crouched in a corner and vomited wildly.

"Little Wudong, are you okay?" Baqianliu enthusiastically patted Bai Wu's back from the sidelines, but with such strength, all the things that the girl didn't need to vomit came out.

"...I'm fine, uh!" The girl felt that today's dinner was a waste, "...I'm just, just a little motion sick, uh!"

The captain of the [-]th Division silently waited until the Bai Wu girl had almost vomited before leading her into the registration office managed by the [-]th Division, and the only registrar inside was currently snoring and sleeping high.

... Oh my god, it's hard work being the god of death at such a late hour!

Of course, the Bai Wu girl would not know that the god of death received a notice at [-] o'clock in the morning that Captain Saraki would bring his fiancée to register, but he didn't dare to leave at noon to rest until now.

"Ah, are you asleep?" Yaqianliu jumped on the table, poked the man's face curiously, but got no response, "It's wrong to be lazy during working hours~~!"

Saying that, Yaqianliu took out a pen from his pocket and began to scribble on that person's face.Bai Wu originally wanted to step forward to stop him, but seeing that the captain next to him didn't speak, she couldn't do it for her.However, after seeing the "work" of a certain loli deputy captain, Bai Wu couldn't help being amused by the subtle sense of humor, and burst out laughing out loud.

And this sound also successfully awakened the god of death who had made a date with Zhou.Dimly seeing the group of people in front of him, the person sat up straight and trembling: "Captain Saraki, Vice-Captain Caolu, early... no, good evening!!"

Immediately, the man turned his gaze to Bai Wu, and after looking at him with curiosity, he leaned slightly and said, "You must be Captain Saraki's fiancée, right?!"

Afterwards, the girl originally thought that this registration would have to go through a strict political review and ideological study just like she had entered the military secret laboratory, but it turned out to be just an ordinary registration record.

On the subject of names though...

"Your original name was 'Udon Erbaiwu' isn't it, ma'am?"

"Yes."

"Okay." After writing for a while, the registrar raised his head and said to Bai Wu with a smile on his face, "Then congratulations, your name will be 'Saraki Er Bai Wu' from now on!"

...==###Your name is "Two Hundred Five"! !

"Xiaojian, this person called you two hundred and fifty~~!" Baqianliu pointed to the god of death and said explanatoryly.

"No, it's not!! I'm just narrating the lady's name!!"

"...Xiao Jian, this person called your wife two hundred and five~~!" A certain loli captain further explained.

This time a certain registrar really turned blue, with cold sweat on his forehead, and he was about to squirm, Bai Wu thought for a while and decided to remind: "My lord, my original surname is 'Udon [-]' .”

"Huh? Oh, oh!!" After the girl's reminder, the registrar finally understood his mistake and hurriedly corrected it, "Sorry, I was rude just now. Congratulations, from now on your name will be' It's even more stupid."

"...Zarubaiwu?!" The girl murmured softly, with a joyful smile unconsciously showing on her face.

... Surprisingly, it sounds good!

However, the happy Bai Wu didn't seem to notice the glance of the tall figure beside him.

The next day, "Jing Ling Ting Weekly" published a special report, which mainly described the incident of "Captain Saraki was eager to protect his wife. In order to prevent the paparazzi from harassing him, he went to register before marriage in the middle of the night." The director of the Women's Death Association Ms. Hua Lie of Changmao even highly praised a captain as "a role model of male death".

...==|||

Three days before the wedding, all the hotels in District 11 of Dongliuhun Street were full.Some folk publications called this upcoming wedding "the wedding ceremony of the century", praised it as a textbook of "soul love", the culmination of "class marriage and love", and commented it as one of Jinglingting's annual "brilliant achievements". one.

Then came the day of the wedding, wearing pure white with white tail and white Wugou, and heavy makeup on the faces of the second eldest daughter of Udon, sitting in the living room of their own home, and said helplessly: "Father, Sanwu, please stop circling around." No? I'm dizzy!"

"Dizzy? Are you hungry?" Sanwu ran over in a panic and asked, "Why don't you eat something first?!"

"I said, you look like this, it will make me feel like I'm having a baby!!"

"What, you're going to give birth?!" The father also ran over and asked in horror, "What should I do? Do you want to call a doctor?!"

...==|||

"...Forget it, do whatever you like."

Traditional Japanese wedding ceremonies have always been prevalent in the soul world. Although a certain captain and vice-captain "disliked the trouble" and rejected the pre-god ceremony of "drinking 339 cups of wine", the general direction still remains the same.

(The Western-style wedding proposal of the first team vice-captain was rejected for the 78th time.)

In order to satisfy the people's wait-and-see attitude, Jingling Court specially changed the custom of using sedan chairs in the past, and switched to an open rickshaw to pick up the bride.What's more, Captain Yamamoto also changed his traditional and conservative image and invited the official and non-governmental media to report the entire wedding ceremony in detail.

Needless to say, there are quite a few people here.Not to mention the captains, even the elders of the nobles who used to like to "see people with their nostrils" were all present, each one shrouded in the sacred brilliance of "gossip" and looking radiant.

To use Bai Wu girl's sentence to sum up, except for the two parties, everyone seemed to be having a good time.

It was lively and lively at night, and the whole people were still carnival outside, while Bai Wu sat in the room and waited anxiously.She has passed the youthful age, of course she knows what will happen next.

Although the neighbor's aunt once showed her a copy of "XX Must-Read Cheats", the girl was still nervous and her hands were cold.

At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly opened, Zaraki Kenpachi walked in slowly, and sat down in front of the flustered Shiro Wu.Bai Wu didn't dare to raise his head, but the cold feeling on his body was even more obvious, his face was not as blushing as a newlywed daughter-in-law should have, but pale without blood.

His eyes had started to turn black, and Bai Wu obviously felt that his situation was not good, so he quickly grabbed the jaw of his palm, but he still couldn't say a word.

And this time...

"Go to bed early."

……what? !

When Bai Wu came back to his senses, Saragi Kenpachi had already got into bed by himself and was about to fall asleep.The girl tilted her head in doubt, hesitated for a while, and then lay down tremblingly.

The whole night, neither of them said a word.But every time Jian Ba ​​moved, Bai Wu's body became as stiff as a wooden stick.In this extreme fear, Bai Wu didn't know when he fell asleep.

When he woke up, the sun had risen very high, and the seat next to the girl was empty.Bai Wu didn't come back to his senses until he was fully dressed.

...the wedding night, my husband, didn't touch me? !

...is this a good thing or a bad thing? !