That bowl of udon

Still version one:

Jinglingting [-]th squad house...

"Hey, have you heard?" A member of the [-]th team said to the others with a mysterious expression in the lounge, "According to the reliable news I got, our captain is getting married!!"

As soon as the voice fell, the air in the entire lounge froze for a moment...

"Are you crazy, how is it possible?!"

"Really, I won't lie to you! I heard it from someone from the Eighth Division, and they are an intelligence team!"

"...Isn't it? Then... who is our captain's wife?"

"Hey, it's someone you'll never guess!" The team member paused pretending to be mysterious, causing everyone to stretch their necks.

"Listen well, our captain's fiancée is actually..."

"...The captain of the [-]nd squad, Sapphire!!!"

"……what?!!!"

Version two:

Or the [-]th squad...

"Hey, have you heard?" A team member whispered in the aisle, "According to my reliable sources, our captain is getting married!!"

...==|||

"Your news is outdated, who just said it in the lounge just now. It is said that the captain's wife is the second team's Master Broken Bee."

"...Who is so immoral?! Do you want to be used as a target by the gang of Xing Jun?!"

"Huh? Isn't it?!"

"Nonsense, how could Lord Suifeng be worthy of our captain...Of course, this can't be heard by the Xingjun people...I tell you, our future captain's wife is actually..."

"...Unohana-sama from Division [-]!!!"

"……what?!!!"

Version three:

"I heard that our captain is going to marry Sister Madonna of the [-]th Division." Yukin Ayasegawa, the fifth seat of the [-]th Division, came to the corridor with a plate of watermelon, and said when he sat down beside his friend Madarame.

"...If you are not afraid of being dragged to be dissected by that elder sister, you can spread the word everywhere." Picking up a piece of watermelon at the corner, she curled her lips and said.

"Then who do you think will be our future captain's wife?"

"No one!" One corner spat out a few watermelon seeds, wiped his mouth and said, "Didn't you realize that we get all the news from other teams? According to me, it should be that "" The Jinglingting Weekly published a scandal on purpose for the sake of sales."

"...That makes sense." Gongqin held the spoon with his orchid fingers, digging out the watermelon flesh with a strange and elegant gesture, "Hey, let's say, who do you think can be our captain's wife in Jingling Court?"

"Well... If you only look at strength, the entire Jinglingting Court is only qualified to be Captain Unohana and Captain Suifeng. For other people, if it is Miss Ranju, we can feast our eyes every day."

"...Anyway, seeing that our captain is too lazy to deal with these gossips, those guys have become more courageous. It seems that we have to find time to teach them a lesson, so that they don't think that the [-]th team is easy to bully!!"

"That's right, let's go after eating this plate of watermelon."

Just as Gongqin finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of running fast outside the door.Then the door was slammed open, and Caolu Yaqianliu rushed in with her little pink head on her head.

"Hey, I have good news for you guys, Xiaojian is getting married~~!!"

"Pfft!!" X2

"...It would be nice to eat melons and spit out the melon seeds, but even the flesh of the melons is sprayed out," Baqianliu looked at his subordinates with a look of disgust, "You two are so disgusting!!"

...==|||Who do you think caused this! !

On the other side, Udon No. 11 Candy Shop in District [-]...

"Alas..." Wudong Erbaiwu looked at the scroll in front of him with the marriage contract written on it, and sighed, carefully put it back into the box and put it away.

Ever since the marriage contract was signed in the first team that day, his father, Udon No. [-] Middle School, had become a lot haggard all of a sudden. At home, he had basically never spoken to his younger brother Udon No. [-] or Sanwu.The old man spread his grievances on his son, thinking that his daughter had to marry the captain because of the three nothings.

And San Wu obviously thinks so too, this usually expressive kid has become a lot quieter recently.

The captain of the 200th squad, Saraki Kenpachi, is described as quite scary: He has not been to the Shino Academy of Spiritual Arts, but he directly became a member of the [-]th Goutei team; Zanpakuto can't be undone, but he killed his predecessor in front of [-] people And being the captain... All in all, it is a "beast" that enjoys fighting.

From all aspects, it seems that he will not be a good husband candidate.

To be honest, when facing this captain, Bai Wu would also feel his legs go weak, but he wouldn't be foaming at the mouth and twitching like the rumors (is this epilepsy ==|||?!) .Moreover, she also believes that folk legends are not groundless, but...

... It's written in black and white, this marriage cannot be escaped! !

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw that the second uncle of Udon No. [-] Middle School, who hadn't gone out for a few days, put on his clothes and walked towards the gate with a slightly staggering gait: "Father, are you going out?"

"Hmm..." Uncle Zhong Er didn't say much, he responded lightly and opened the door to go out.

But not long after, Bai Wu's father turned back in a hurry, rushed into his room with a bladder full of urine and wanted to go to the bathroom, and closed the door with a "slap".

...==|||What is the situation? !

But soon Bai Wu understood, because she saw her younger brother standing helplessly at the gate and looking at her father's door.

...It seems that the two treasures at home must be dealt with first! !

And at this time, the [-]th team of Jinglingting...

"So, what the hell is going on?!"

Hearing the explosive news just now, the three-seat, one-corner, and five-seat courtesans were really thrown into a mess by the wind.At this moment, the two brought out the snacks at the bottom of the box to entertain their superiors, hoping to get some information.

"Hahaha, your expressions are so funny~~!!" Yaqianliu obviously didn't plan to cooperate well like this, "What's so strange about Xiaojian getting married~~!!!"

...==|||No, people like the captain will agree to get married, this is the crux of the problem! ! !

"...Captain, he really agreed to hold the wedding?!" Madarame still had a look of disbelief.

"Haha, of course! The old man said that if we get married, he will give me a lot of candies, so Xiaojian agreed!"

...==### It was you who agreed, and then pestered the captain softly and hard, and finally the captain had to agree! !

"I've decided." Yaqianliu stuffed all the remaining cakes into his mouth, smacked them down, and said to his subordinates with a smile, "When Xiao Jian gets married, I want all the members of the Women's Association Call, not one less!"

"...This is difficult, vice-captain." Yumi Ayasegawa slapped the feathers on her eyelashes and said.

"Yeah? Why the little bow?!"

"Madarame just beat up Sifenginnai of the fourth team, and now that guy won't be able to move for a month or two."

……

There was a strange silence, and the little girl Yaqianliu picked up the pastry plate at hand, aimed at the corner of Madarame's head and slapped wildly: "You stinky bald head!! Who told you to bully Xiao Caicai's bastard!!!"

...==|||

That night, after several days of cold war, the father and son Udon Erzhonger and Udon Ersanwu finally sat at the dining table again, but the atmosphere was still awkward.

Bai Wu sighed helplessly: "Father, Sanwu, don't be like this. I'm going to get married soon, how can you let me go with peace of mind?!"

"Sister..." Sanwu called softly, opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

"San Wu, don't jump to conclusions so early, maybe this is predestined...a good marriage." Bai Wu tried his best to make himself smile calmly, "In this case, I have to thank you as an informant."

"Daughter, you don't have to force yourself." Uncle Zhong Er was silent for a moment, and then said in a low voice.

"Father, how many civilians in the entire Soul Realm have such a blessing to marry into Jingling Court? What's more, the one I want to marry is a... famous captain."

...==|||In other words, am I comforting others or comforting myself T_T

"... Well, life is lived. From the few times I met that adult, I think Captain Saraki may (probably should not be sure, maybe it seems) not the kind of person everyone said in the legend... right?"

"...Sister, don't deny yourself while telling us the truth, okay?!" Sanwu twitched the corners of his mouth, which was his biggest expression recently.

"Your sister hopes that our whole family will be united at this time!!" Father Udon Erzhong Erbai glanced at his son, knocked on the table and said.This was the first time he spoke to San Wu in the past few days.

"That's right, what father said is right." Seeing that his expected goals had been achieved, Bai Wu also laughed from the bottom of his heart, "He is the captain of the thirteenth Jinglingting Court Guarding Team, although we are just ordinary people, But don’t let people underestimate you and gossip!!”

"My sister is right! We are not a casual family, don't we have a family business?!" San Wu said as if he had been beaten to life.

...==|||This small candy shop is also a family business...

"Ah! Speaking of which, I have something for you." The Second Uncle Zhong Er said this, got up and hurried back to his room.

After a while, Bai Wu's father came out arrogantly again, holding...

...@0@! !

"...Father? Father, what are you going to do!" Sanwu jumped up nervously, "Don't get excited, quickly put down the kitchen knife in your hand!"

"What are you shouting about, this is your sister's dowry!!" Uncle Zhong Er unceremoniously despised his stupid son, "What do you think I'm going to do!!"

...==|||My dowry is a kitchen knife? !

As he said that, the father handed the kitchen knife to his daughter: "Our ancestor's surname was 'Udon', and he actually made udon noodles. But your grandfather's grandfather was the second child in the family at that time, so he could not inherit the family business, so he left. My family left and went to District 11 to open this candy shop. This is why our surname is 'Udon II' later on."

...==|||It turns out that this cheating surname has a history...

"This is left by your grandfather's grandfather, so you can take it with you. If you marry into your husband's family, you will be a good daughter-in-law who can live in the hall and the kitchen!!"

Although this is just an ordinary kitchen knife engraved with the word "Udon II", when the Udon Erbaiwu girl held it in her hand, her heart was filled with warmth.

"Thank you, Father."

...My daughter, I will definitely be happy.