That bowl of udon

Version one:

Special report on the title page of Jinglingting Weekly:

Letter of public apology to Saragi Kenpachi, captain of the [-]th squad:

Due to my mistakes in the work of the "I will love you when I die" matchmaking company, I did not inform Mr. Saragi Kenpachi of the effective contact information of the blind date in time, so that the adult had to get out of his busy schedule and come to our company to ask for it.This is actually the biggest mistake in the history of our company, so I would like to express my deepest apology here! !

The 11th district of Dongliuhun Street, "I will love you even if you die" matchmaking agency!

Key words: the captain of the [-]th team; the blind date; ask for it in person? ! !

Version two:

The secret stronghold of the Kuchiki Family's Women's Shinigami Association is currently holding a monthly regular meeting of the Women's Association...

"President, today's candies are very unique." Nanao Ise, the vice-captain of the Eighth Division and the vice-chairman of the Women's Death Association, looked at the candies wrapped in purple sugar paper in her hand, pushed her glasses and asked, "It seems It’s a variety I’ve never eaten before.”

"Yeah, it tastes like a strong floral fragrance lingering in the mouth." Unohana Retsu, the captain of the [-]th Division, the director of the Women's Association, also nodded and praised, "It's really a wonderful taste!"

"Haha, you guys think it's delicious too!!" the president Cao Lu Baqianliu said while stuffing two more candies into his mouth, "This is given to me by Xiaojian's wife Xiao Wudong! !"

"Oh, so it's Mrs. Saraki's wife..." The fourth team's vice-captain Torabe Yuuto nodded, reaching out to get the candy, "Wait..."

...! ! !

"What did you say?!!!" XN

Keywords: Delicious candy; Little Udon; Saragi Kenpachi's wife? ! !

Version three:

"You bastard! Dare to take your sister's information to go on a blind date, and see if I don't interrupt you!!!"

Thanks to the blessing of a certain captain, Udon Erbaiwu, the father of the "secondary school" had a rare baby-like sleep that day.But after the uncle woke up and understood the ins and outs of the matter, he picked up a feather duster and chased Udon Ersanwu from East Street to West Street in District 11 without saying a word.

On the way, it naturally attracted crowds of onlookers.

"Udon's second boss is really strong and healthy!"

"Look at this posture, tsk tsk, I guess my son won't be able to stand it before I stop first."

"However, I heard that the two daughters of Udon's family are in a matchmaking match. I don't know which family's son is so lucky?!"

(Note: "Jinglingting Weekly" is only issued within Jinglingting.)

However, I have to exaggerate that Comrade Udon Er or Three Wubao is indeed a new star that is fully cultivated by the wedding agency. He said to his sister: "Sister, do you know what that meant yesterday?"

"What does it mean?" Udon Erbaiwu was doing the store's quarterly settlement, thinking about his abacus while looking at the account statement, he didn't even bother to raise his head.

"This means that the blind date is successful, and the next step is to enter the marriage process!!"

... The white girl paused her hand, then slowly raised her head, with a smile like a spring breeze on her face, but she was not looking at her younger brother.

"Father, do you still have the strength?! If you still have, please chase me down a street!!"

"Sister, I am your younger brother!!"

"I don't know a brother who is happy to sell his sister!"

"You bastard! Dare to take your sister's information to go on a blind date, and see if I don't interrupt you!!!"

"Father, can't you change a line?!"

...=-|||

As a result, all kinds of gossip news spread in the market.However, since Jinglingting and Liuhun Street did not communicate very closely with each other, no one inside or outside knew who the other party involved in the gossip was.

Of course, the two parties were even more ignorant.Zaraki Kenpachi naturally wouldn't read cheating entertainment magazines like "Seireitei Weekly" (although one of the founders is his own vice team), not to mention that he is currently playing a very happy game on the front line.

And the white girl realized the seriousness of the situation when the deputy captain of the first team, Sparrow Minister Jiro, came to her door.

"Miss Udon, Commander Yamamoto, please!" A certain deputy captain with the aura of a British butler stood at the entrance of the "Udon No. [-]" candy shop, attracting many nearby people to watch.

Shiro had seen Saraki Kenpachi and Kusaka Yachiru before, but it was the first time that the second uncle of Udon No. [-] Middle School had been so close to face-to-face with the officer-level Shinigami. He was trembling from head to toe, and his tongue was already knotted and stopped working. .

But in fact, the girl's side is not much better.Since the other party was delivering the message for the highest authority in the world of souls, Udon Erbaiwu followed behind Sparrow Minister Jiro with almost a blank mind, and for the first time stepped into the residence of the god of death that the residents of Ruhun Street had dreamed of for countless times——Jing Ling court.

...But at this time, she never thought that she would spend most of her life here!

Along the way, there were Shinigami wearing black death-tyrant outfits, and Bai Wu's emerald green coarse cloth kimono looked particularly eye-catching today.So the girl kept her head down as much as possible, and followed closely behind the vice-captain of the first team, not daring to look around at all.

This also led to the fact that when someone asked her what Jing Lingting looked like after she came back, she could only answer this one sentence after thinking hard for a long time.

"...the ground is quite flat."

And the meeting with Captain Yamamoto was even more unbelievable.The entire meeting took one hour and four minutes, but the content of Mr. Yamamoto Motonyanagi Shigekuni's conversation can be summed up in four words...

Motoyanagi Shigekuni Yamamoto holding tea: "...hehehehe..."

...==|||

"Sister, what exactly is Captain Yamamoto looking for you for?!" As soon as Bai Wu stepped into the door before returning, Comrade Udon Ersanwu rushed over and asked.

"...If I tell you that the lord just smiled at me all afternoon, would you believe it?"

"Do not believe!"

"Then be good, go play in the backyard." After speaking, Bai Wu patted San Wu's shoulder, turned around and walked out of the house.

"Oh... yeah? Isn't it right?! Sis, where are you going?!"

"Let's relax." Udon Erbai said without looking back.

...It is indeed necessary to relax, because Bai Wu feels that he has never been so uneasy in his heart.Even when she first came to this inexplicable world that made Newton cry, even though she knew that she had died before completing the experiment, she was not as anxious as she is today.

For a commoner in Liuhun Street who has no spiritual pressure like her, the only thing that can connect with Jinglingting is that oolong blind date.Up to now, she no longer has the energy to complain about Sanwu.

... Must, think of a way!

And just as Bai Wu was walking forward with his head down, keeping picking up money, he bumped into someone accidentally.In fact, after the collision, Bai Wu didn't feel anything, because the "safety pad" on the opponent's chest was thick enough.

...There must be a D!No, at least it's E! !

Looking at the domineering chest of the other party, Bai Wu couldn't help covering his nose.

"Are you okay?" Seeing her actions like this, the other party thought she was injured somewhere, and asked with concern.

"No...it's okay, my lord." The reason why the girl called the other party "my lord" was because she noticed that the person in front of her was wearing a death costume, while the companions behind her were all dressed in black representing the god of death without exception.

"Ah, by the way, why don't you just ask me." Then, the blond Bo|Ba eldest sister put Bai Wu's shoulders and asked kindly, "Excuse me, there is a surnamed Udon in East District 11." , what's the guy called 'two hundred and five'?"

...==###Even if you are the god of death, I will scold you~~! !

"...No, there is no resident with the surname Udon." Bai Wu replied blankly.

"Is that so..." the blond god of death scratched his hair and said in distress.

"I've said it all, Sister Luanju, even if the matchmaking agency is located in the 11th district, it doesn't mean that the woman lives here." The female death god with glasses next to her interjected.

"Well, what Nanao said makes sense."

"However..." Just as the female death gods were about to turn around and leave, Bai Wu suddenly said with a kind face, "My surname is Udon Er, and my name is Bai Wu. I wonder if this is the person the adults are looking for?"

"……yeah?!"

This was the first wave. In the next few days, Udon No. [-] candy store was completely watched.This caused Sasaki Riha, who was on a rare school holiday, to be completely taken aback when she came to buy candy.

"Udon, what's going on with your house?!" Li Yu glanced around, "I seem to see a lot of familiar faces, why are there ninjas from the Xingjun on the roof? Are they also here to buy sugar?!"

"...Yeah, business has been relatively good recently..." When she said this, the girl in Baiwu felt tears in her heart.

...God knows what kind of life she has been living these days!

However, such days will soon end, because Captain Yamamoto and his old man summon Udon Erbaiwu girl for the second time, and she is not the only one who called this time...

"Hehe, you can relax a bit." Yamamoto Motonyanagisai Shigekuni held tea and said to Udon Er's family with a smile, "Udon Er Master, come and drink some tea."

"...Yes...Yes, thank you...Thank you, my lord..."

So, the second uncle of Udon No. [-] Middle School tremblingly picked up the tea, and when the cup was put to his mouth, only half of the water in it had been spilled.As the eldest son, Sanwu's younger brother sitting below him stared at the teacup with his head down, imagining that he was drinking tea.

Shiro Wu raised his eyes secretly, and looked at Saragi Kenpachi who was sitting bored across the way, while Yachiryu next to him was eating Kopei candy and was HIGH.Seeing Bai Wuwang approaching, Yachiliu still smiled and waved the candy in his hand to the girl.

Bai smiled back impolitely, then lowered his head again, and seriously studied the structure of his kneecap.

"...hug...sorry, the little one is a vulgar...let...make adults laugh..." Udon Erzhong Er put down his teacup, bowed down to salute his gaffe in fear.

"Hehe, you don't have to be so cautious as the second head of Udon's family. After today, we can be considered half-in-law."

"...Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss?!" The second uncle was trembling with his tongue right now.

"Hehe, since the two daughters of Saraki and Udon's family have already exchanged tokens of love, let's sign the marriage contract today. The so-called choosing a date is worse than hitting the date, and then we can discuss the wedding date."

The second uncle in middle school is also trembling now: "...More...Master Saraki is the captain...Little girl...Just a commoner...I'm afraid I can't be worthy..."

"Hey, Udon's second head, don't say that. Looking at the entire Soul World, only your daughter is worthy of Saraki."

Grandpa Yamamoto’s words are not an exaggeration. In fact, he has dealt with the seats that the Udon family is currently sitting in: the seats of the father and the eldest son have the function of isolating spiritual pressure, and the seat of the daughter There is no protection.

The results of the practice show that even with the protective layer, the second and third no ones are still more or less affected, but the girl faced a room full of captain and vice-captain-level spiritual pressure in a vacuum, and she seemed to be fine. people.

"Your daughter is definitely the best you can't find with a lantern!" These are the words from the heart of Captain Yamamoto.

...==|||Why do I feel that this sounds so awkward! !