That bowl of udon

The first team has a regular monthly tea party, and the captain of the team, Mr. Yamamoto Motoyasa Shigekuni, has invited the fifth team leader Aizen Soyousuke, the eighth team leader Kyoraku Shunsui, and the seventh team leader who is always out of his mind recently. Komamura left.

"Hehehehe, I said Komamura, do you have something on your mind? Tell me, the old man will help you as a staff officer." Captain Yamamoto held a cup of tea, and saw a certain person who was "in the living room but drifted away somewhere" The werewolf asked with a kindly concerned expression.

"No... my lord, I'm fine." Komamura Zuojin replied perfunctorily, then continued to turn his head away, looking out the window with a resentful woman in her boudoir.

Seeing this, Aizen and Jingle couldn't intervene. After all, they are very lucky to have a human face (it's still a human-looking one), so it's hard to say goodbye to someone who unfortunately has a beast face. Correctly evaluate the captain's daily mood.In case of saying something wrong and hurting the peace, the loss outweighs the gain.

Grandpa Yamamoto also sighed secretly in his heart, thinking that this child has passed the age of reporting everything to the elders, and it is better for him to do some things by himself, so he put down his teacup and picked up the "Jinglingting Weekly" on the side of his seat. "Read it.

Knowing that the old man had nothing to talk about, the captains of the fifth and eighth teams also picked up the gossip magazine and looked through it.Now that the captains had already started, the remaining vice-captains and team members followed suit unceremoniously.

3 minutes later……

Everyone looked up from the magazine unanimously, and looked at Captain Komamura who was still looking out the window affectionately.

"Huh?!" Noticing the strange gazes of everyone, a captain of the wolf head turned around and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

"...It's nothing, nothing." Everyone shook their heads in unison, and lowered their heads in unison to read the magazine again.

{Special report on the homepage of "Jinglingting Weekly":

Following the "Century Wedding Ceremony" held by the captain of the [-]th Division Saraki Kenba, this newspaper recently received a phone call from a reader who said that he had seen Jingling Ting's "Treasure of the Town Court" by chance, known as the "Mascot of the Court" Zuo Jin-sama Komamura, the captain of the [-]th team, went to the dating agency of "Death to Love" alone in the middle of the night. (Attachment: A certain wolf in the photo is suspected to be shy.) Regarding this, a special reporter from our newspaper made a special trip to the famous marriage agency to find out the truth, but the company refused to accept the interview on the grounds that customer information must be kept confidential.

It is reported that the seventh team and the eleventh team belong to the "zero female" team.But in the eyes of the members of the Seventh Division, their captain is a brave, loyal, but gentle and considerate man. In Jinglingting at dusk, you can often see his tall figure walking with his pet dog.After helping the "Thirteen False Orcs of the Guarding Court" find the other half of their lives, can the "Love To Die" dating agency create another miracle and find a lifelong partner for the "True Beastmen of Jingling Court"?This newspaper will make a follow-up report on the matter. }

...Ah, ah, Jingle Chunshui pulled the bamboo hat on his head, trying to hide the uncontrollable smile on his face.

...It turned out to be a "little wolf" who was "waiting for spring"!

And the captain of a certain [-]th team is now wondering whether he should ask that guy Saraki about the precautions when meeting a blind date.

...==|||

At the same time, Geng Mubai, the mother of the [-]th team who went back to her natal home, was also very entangled, because now she had a problem that was more difficult than solving Hodge's conjecture.

"Don't be kidding, how could you be the wife of the captain of the [-]th team?!" The person blocking the entrance of Dongliuhun Street leading to Jinglingting——Qingliu Gate and preventing Bai Wu from entering is named "Wu Wrist" For the third time, he shouted at the girl with a righteous face, "Shouldn't the wife of the captain of the [-]th team have fierce eyes, three heads, six arms, a tiger's back, a bear waist, sharp teeth and sharp teeth?! Otherwise, how could it be possible to stand up to the eleventh team?" A guy like the captain is tossing around!!"

...==###You damn, don't think that I dare not scold you because of your size! !

After several failed exchanges, Bai Wu gave up resolutely while holding his forehead.It's not that she doesn't want to continue "moving with emotion and understanding with reason", but that she really doesn't want to hear that set of rhetoric again.

...==|||One or two, why do you always want to make a pair of my lord and Kilian Daxu? !

But this is really no wonder to the janitor, after all, the only people who come in and out on weekdays are the Grim Reaper in the death costume and the nobles with obvious family marks on their bodies.A certain girl is not a god of death, she can't wear a deadly costume, and there are no eye-catching marks on her clothes, so it is reasonable to be turned away.

...It seems that today is definitely not going back.

Just when Bai Wu was at a loss and was about to give up, there were two people wearing deathly costumes on the other side who were about to enter the Jingling Court.To be precise, it should be a guy wearing a hariori with the word "twelve" and a strange mask, and an authentic "three no" girl in a sexy short skirt and a domineering outfit.

When Nie Yinmeng, the vice-captain of the [-]th Division, glanced to the side inadvertently, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "...Ah?!"

"Huh?" Nirvana Yuri, the director of the Technology Development Bureau, turned around when she heard the sound, only to see that her artificial daughter, who had been suffering from facial paralysis all the year round, completed the following four expression changes within two seconds.

...(=_=)? ... (@_@)? ...(@0@)? ! ...(⊙V⊙)! !

...==|||Which code error is this to create weird special effects? !

"Yinmeng, what did you see?" Nie Yuri thought for a while, but decided to ask.

But he saw that his deputy captain was exuding a head-scratching light all over his body, and looked at a dejected woman standing nearby with an expression of "I found out that the whole audience cleared the warehouse without money" and said, "Look, it's her, it's her!" is her!!!"

"...Who is it?!" Mou Nie looked up and down the plain clothed woman, making sure that she didn't have such a character in her mind.

"How can you not know her, my lord father?!" Yinmeng's eyes looked as if her father had just proposed the "Five Principles of Good Neighborhood and Friendship with Xuquan" at the captain's regular meeting.

...==### Just kidding, I don't even remember a few of my team members, so why should I care so much about a commoner woman? !

"She is the cover character of "Jing Ling Ting Weekly" for two consecutive years, Dongliu Soul Street's "Daily Vocabulary Occurrence Frequency" ranks No. The most yearned for "Good Wife" ranked third, and last year's "Lingwang He Fruit Knife Cup" and "The Beautiful People" theme essay competition first prize work "Candy Shop in Memory" and second prize in the group below the chief executive The wife of the captain of the 15th team of the protagonist in the two articles of "Madam's Day" is even more stupid!!"

...==|||The gods of death from the Women's Association are fed up, squatting at the door of other people's houses to gossip all day long without doing their jobs! !

...But this Mrs. Saragi seems to be the one that Akon mentioned at the meeting last time as "possibly possessing the physique of invalidating Reiatsu".

"Yinmeng, go and get the lady who is number one or number three to the twelfth division." Nie Yuli squinted her eyes and pondered for a while, then decisively ordered.

"Father, are you going to conduct an all-round interview with Mrs. Saraki?"

"Hmph, all-round interview?" The captain of the twelfth squad stroked his chin and said with a sly smile, "I really intend to 'analyze' this lady in an 'all-round way'."

It's almost time for dinner, but a shocking news came from the kitchen of the [-]th team: the wife who went back to her natal home hasn't come back yet!

You must know that in these years, the [-]th team can have no captain, but it must not be without a wife.So as soon as the news came out, the entire team house was filled with mourning.

In the end, the bald head couldn't stand the noise, so he coaxed and lied to take his team leader, vice-captain, and his friend Gongqin, planning to go to District 11 of Dongliuhun Street to see what was going on.

As a result, on the way, Yijiao and Lu Chi's Yaqianliu quarreled over which direction to go.Knowing that persuading the fight was futile and staying quietly by the side, Gongqin sighed helplessly, so he turned his head and glanced at the alley next to him.

...@0@!My god, what did I see? ! !

That was the captain's wife, and next to her was the younger sister Yinmeng from the [-]th team next door who always had the same expression.I don't know if it's an illusion, Gongqin always feels that this artificial beauty who looks gloomy and gloomy on weekdays is now bright and majestic with high-spirited and eloquent expressions.

...==|||Could it be that the way I just turned my head was wrong? !

So Comrade Yumi Ayasegawa turned his head and found that Kazukaki was still arguing with the pink-haired mushroom-headed vice-captain sitting on Kenpachi's shoulders.After taking a deep breath, a certain five seat comrades turned their heads away again.

...@0@! !By the way, the long johns of the Spirit King, this time it's a complete blue screen of garbled characters, right? ! !

That's right, the captain's wife of his family, she was still accompanied by Sister Yinmeng who was shining all over her body.

Well, who can explain to those two masked captains who are following behind him with a special walkie-talkie in one hand, and from time to time come out of his mouth scary words such as "dissecting table", "scalpel" and "anesthesia". What are you going to do? !

Gongqin's vocal cords stiffened in shock, and she could only reach out and tug at the sleeve at the corner of the side: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!!"

"Have you smoked, Gong Qin?!" At the critical point of the quarrel, Madara turned around with a displeased face, but was keenly aware of his friend's abnormality, and followed the other party's line of sight.

It turns out that humans react surprisingly similarly to emergencies.

"...Ah?!" The corner of the face with a thunderbolt-like face felt dazed, and stretched out his hand and began to pluck the sleeve of his captain, "Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

On the battlefield, the wild and heroic Zaraki Kenpachi is absolutely calm when facing his two subordinates who are good in strength, but occasionally have periodic neural pathway impairments, but a certain loli deputy who is having a fight But a little annoying.

"You guys are so noisy, hurry up and find Xiao Wudong!!" Baqianliu said with a pouted dissatisfaction, and at the same time followed the eyes of the two guys in a strange state.

...? ! !

"Ah!" the kid Kusaka Yachiru, who was sitting on the shoulder of a certain captain, screamed, grabbed Saraki Kenpachi's hair, and pulled it desperately with a terrifying frequency that ordinary people can't do, "Xiao Kenpachi Look, look, look, look, look!!!"

...==|||Jianba felt that the world in front of him was distorted all of a sudden.