That bowl of udon

Because his wife had been hiding in the toilet for too long, Saraki Kenpachi decided to knock on the door anyway.However, as soon as his fingers touched the wood, the door opened slightly by itself.

There was too much silence inside. After a certain captain hesitated for three seconds, he decisively pushed open the door vigorously.

... There was no one in the small bathroom, only the open window on the opposite side creaked in the wind.

...? ! !

boom--! !

The earth's surface suddenly shook violently, accompanied by the flames that pierced the sky from the bipolar direction.

But at this time under the bipolar, Zaraki Shirawu was already so frightened by this weird sudden scene that his legs went limp.

With the triple cooperation of "stealth automatic pen", "fast-moving pencil sharpener" and "HELLOKETTY lifting eraser", the girl finally came to this "famous sightseeing spot of Jinglingting" through strict monitoring.

(Note that bipolar is a must-see attraction for graduates of Shino Lingju Academy for their study trips.)

However, when a certain lady drew a "six-fold circle" with a "space-time driven compass" on the table at the midpoint of the bipolar connection according to the instructions in the manual, these two towering objects burst into flames instantly.

...Oh no, this "Olympic torch" look will definitely attract people! !

Bai Wu did not expect anything wrong, as soon as he finished thinking about the above sentence, a voice came from behind him: "Mrs. Zaraki?!"

Looking back, Suifeng, the captain of the second division, and Jingle Shunsui, the captain of the eighth division, were standing there with surprised expressions.

And a fancy-dressed Captain of the Eighth Division frowned, stepped forward a few steps and persuasively said: "Mrs. Saraki, if Captain Saraki has anything wrong with you, tell us and we will definitely do it for you." It's up to you. That place is too dangerous, please come here quickly."

...==|||This wording makes me look like a resentful woman who "cries, makes trouble and hangs herself".

"No, sir, he didn't do anything to me..."

Before he finished speaking, Bai Wu saw that the flames at the top of the bipolar suddenly began to extend towards the middle, gradually forming a screen-like thing.Not long after, a bar with the number "0%" and a string of English words appeared on the screen...

... "LOADING" ...

...==|||Sister, hello! ! !

Squinting his eyes to see the strangely changing bipolar, Jingle Chunshui thought for a while and suggested to Suifeng next to him: "Anyway, that kind of place is too dangerous, let's bring Mrs. Saraki back first."

As soon as the words fell, Suifeng, who was the successor of "Shunshen Yaichi" who had been in the fan team, rushed over with a Shunpo.However, before he got too close, the head of the Criminal Army was bounced out by an invisible wall.

"Boundary?!" X2

Seeing that the people outside couldn't get close for a while, Bai Wu's heart relaxed a lot. He looked up at the screen, but saw that the progress bar below had only reached "40%".

...==|||It's really slow, it's almost time to optimize the boot speed Hey! !

After a while, even Commander Yamamoto arrived in Rabbit Keith pajamas.A group of people were discussing countermeasures outside the barrier, and they stopped by to do ideological work for a certain lady, such as "don't get overthinking", "speak well if you have something to say", "life always has obstacles, just pass it"...

...==|||Why do I have the feeling of "this is about to commit suicide"? !

But realizing that this group of people seemed to have no idea about the enchantment, the white girl simply turned around, staring at the progress bar and praying that it would go faster.

Just when the progress finally reached "96%", a familiar voice sounded behind a certain lady.

"Bai Wu."

...? ! !

For a while, the world was so quiet.Zaraki Baiwu trembled violently uncontrollably, and then tightly grasped the collar of his chest with trembling hands, trying to suppress the thoughts that were about to collapse.

... This is the first time my husband called my name so far.

"My lord..." Bai Wu turned his head slightly.

That's right, Saraki Kenpachi was standing not far away, with the vice-captain Kusaka Yachiru lying on his shoulders, followed by the third seat Madarame Kakaku and the fifth seat Ayasegawa Yuki.

But at this moment, Bai Wu felt that only the two of them were left in his world.If it weren't for the sound of the prompt that the progress bar was full, she might have unconsciously rushed to her husband as usual.

In fact, she has really taken a few steps.

dong dong dong——! !

The word "LOADING" on the screen has disappeared, replaced by the phrase "NOWOPENING" and a ten-second countdown.

...Is the channel only open for ten seconds? !

Bai Wu looked at the ever-decreasing number, lowered his head and gritted his teeth in silence for a moment, then retracted the foot he was planning to step forward, stood where he was and bowed deeply to his husband.

...My lord, I was really happy when I married you, but now I have to be responsible for my past mistakes.

...I will find a way, definitely will...

. . . it will, my lord.

When Bai Wu raised his head again, he didn't dare to look at his husband's face, but turned around resolutely, and rushed into the passage door between the two poles when there were only three seconds left in the countdown.

...Just like the choice she made three seconds before the main control device of the "Hawking Project" was shut down.

After Mrs. X passed through the passage, Bipolar gradually recovered its calm.Zaragi Kenpachi stood on the cliff of Night Breeze for a while, but still no change of emotion was visible on his face, he turned around and left with Yaqianru and the others.

"...Let's go."

From then on, every time it was time for the eleventh team to eat, the chief officers would unconsciously look at their captain before picking up their rice bowls, and then secretly sighed and prayed.

...Captain, this so-called husband and wife "quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed", there is no time when the young couple live without differences, right...

...Captain T_T, hurry up and find your wife, Captain! !

In short, the captain's wife of the [-]th team disappeared from everyone's eyes.No one knew where she had gone or if she would ever come back.

then……

This is the town of Karaza in the present world, and the kid Kurosaki Ichigo, whose father is a medical practitioner, welcomed him today... his first day in junior high school.Strawberry, who is always mistaken for a bad boy because of her natural hair color, is sitting in the classroom bored and discussing her study experience with those ghosts who committed suicide in school.

At the same time, Empty No. [-] High School, one kilometer away from Ichigo's junior high school, also ushered in an amazing new physics teacher today.

"...The Virial theorem, also known as the mean-work theorem, is an important dynamical theorem describing a stable self-gravitational system. This theorem is currently being widely used to discuss the balance and stability of celestial bodies such as stars and star clusters, and can also be used to estimate binary galaxies or the average mass of each galaxy in a galaxy cluster..."

...==|||You read that right, this is a high school classroom.

On the podium, the female teacher who tied her long purple hair sideways into a ponytail was speaking impassionedly, but the students below looked pained.

...T_T God, we're only in high school, okay? !It is obviously a basic physics class discussing "conversion of kinetic energy to potential energy". Why does it involve astrodynamics? ! !

...==###Teacher, even if you are a top student at MIT, you can't be so smug, bastard! !

This new teacher is naturally our heroine Bai Wu.However, her current name is "Bai Wu Yi Dong".

When the main control machine of the "Hawking Project" was terminated in the three-dimensional world, in order to prevent someone from obstructing it, Bai Wu took the last few seconds to rush into the space-time plane.But unexpectedly, out of the seven people who originally participated in the plan, five of them wanted to go back to Two-dimensional, which made her, who had no advantage in physique, almost squeezed out.

Fortunately, she still managed to enter, and was guided by a strange "noble man" to come to Karakura Town, where the "main line of the manga takes place", to wait for the so-called "opportunity".

... When will I be able to go back? !

That night, the high school teacher was busy preparing lessons for nothing, thinking about it while planning to go to sleep with the curtains drawn.

It has been a long time since I came to this Karakura town. Although the girls nowadays can see those souls, and occasionally encounter Shinigami and Hollow, but because they have received the advice of "never let others find out that you are different" , Bai Wu also adopts the principle of "no onlookers, no strike-up" for those things.

However, when it comes to "returning to the world of corpses and souls", the girl is still a little uneasy.

...Will my lord forgive me for leaving like this that time?

...@0@! !Jingling Court will not have a rule such as "the marriage contract will be automatically terminated if there is no cohabitation for more than a few years", right? !

...In other words, the scroll of marriage contract is still with the adults, and I don't know how he will deal with it.

Just thinking like this, Bai Wu stretched out his hand to close the curtain, but saw the longing figure through the seam of the fabric.

...why is he here? !

Seeing Kenpachi Saragi who was walking alone in the alley downstairs, Shirao was so frightened that he hurriedly hid by the window, and carefully opened the corner of the curtain to peek.

The Jingling Court has a rule that each team leader must find time to inspect the present world every year. One is to condolences to the god of death stationed in the present world, and the other is to learn about various political changes in the present world and grasp various information in a timely manner.Saragi Kenpachi, the captain of the [-]th squad, apparently appeared here because of this situation.

Bai Wu just stared blankly at Jianba, the bits and pieces of his previous life flashed through his mind, and his eyes suddenly became moist for some reason.At this time, Jianpachi suddenly stopped, and suddenly raised his head to look at the girl's window.

... Oops, Oops! !

Bai Wu took a step back in fright, looked around the room in a panic, then ducked under the desk like a convulsion, and pulled the computer chair over to block himself.

Not long after hiding, the girl caught a glimpse of a pair of feet appearing on the ground outside the desk, walking slowly towards this side step by step.Trembling with fear, Bai Wu could almost feel the movement of the other party's hand on the back of the chair.

The girl was about to raise her hand to cover her mouth to suppress the teeth that were constantly fighting, but she didn't want to move her right hand, when the bell tied with a red thread on her wrist suddenly made a crisp sound.

Ding--!

The sound of a bell can't be too deafening, but in this silent night, there is an illusion that the sound is transmitted through the valley.

Jianba put his hands on the back of the chair, but he didn't make any further moves.After a long time, a captain let go of his hand, stepped back a few steps and left.

Bai Wuqing under the table breathed a sigh of relief, then looked sadly at the red rope on his right hand, curled up and buried his face in his knees, sobbing softly in the deep night where the air was so quiet.