That bowl of udon

The members of the [-]th team found that the captain's wife, who usually walked calmly and elegantly, looked hurried today, and even the bows and salutes of the crowd on the way were only hurriedly ignored by her with a slight nod.

Zaraki Shiramu hid the "Escape Two-dimensional" gift bag in his arms, and walked quickly to the backyard of the [-]th team building.Going around the yard, after confirming that her husband was not at home, she hid in the room and carefully opened the paper bag.

And what's in the bag is...

...Invisible automatic pen, "HELLOKITTY" lifting eraser, space-time driven compasses...

...==|||This is really a gift pack of stationery! !

...But, if we go back...

(According to the existing data analysis, the probability of returning to this time and space after you go back is less than [-]%.)

The strength of the girl's whole body seemed to be taken away by something, and she sat slumped on the tatami and looked at the big gift bag. The CIA's considerations were indeed thorough, and one could get a general idea of ​​how to use the props in the manual just by reading it once.

...But, if you go back, my lord, he...

In fact, after all these years of marriage, my husband never touched me.After all, they were only married because of that oolong blind date back then, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that this marriage was "coincidence".

...So, in the hearts of adults, am I really defined as a "wife"?

……

"Ah, what a headache, what a headache!!" Bai Wu scratched his hair as if venting, stared at the big gift bag in a daze for a while, then grabbed it as if making up his mind, and rushed to the bathroom to find a place to hide it .

After that, Bai Wu, who was in a mess in his mind, decided to take a bath and calm down first.

The Japanese have a habit of taking baths, so each team building in Jingling Court is equipped with an oversized public bath, and each captain's backyard will also have a bathroom with a hot spring bath.

Although it is summer, because the world of souls is not a spherical structure, there is no so-called dimensional interference, and the length of daylight does not change much between day and night.In the akane red at dusk, Zaraki Baiwu was immersed in the misty bath, thinking hard about where he should go.

... At that time, the instructor had taken a fancy to my seriousness and rigor, so he entrusted me with this important project, but I failed the experiment because of my carelessness such as calculation errors.

...But thinking about it the other way around, if it weren't for this failure, it would be impossible for me and the adults to meet, let alone live together now.

... What should I do? !

However, Bai Wu, who was too focused on the question of "whether to go back or not", obviously didn't notice that the time he spent in the bath had exceeded the time when a certain team leader usually came back from a routine inspection.

What reminded her of this was the sound of the bathroom door being opened behind her with a "click".The girl who was a little drowsy was awakened suddenly, and when she looked back, she saw the familiar figure of her husband standing at the door.

"Big, my lord?" After Bai Wu called out in surprise, he recalled that he was in a state of "one|not|not|hanging', and hurriedly turned his head and covered his body with a blushing face, "...You, you are back?!"

There was no response behind her, but Bai Wu didn't dare to look back now. In fact, she wished she could just sink into the water and drown herself.

It took a long time for a certain girl to hear her husband's usually emotionless voice behind her: "You wash first."

As he said that, Jian Ba ​​withdrew and added a sentence before he took it to the door: "Don't soak for too long."

"Okay... yes, my lord." Bai Wuyong replied with a weak voice like a mosquito.

Snapped--!

The moment the door was closed, the girl submerged herself completely in the bottom of the water, and did not come out of the water until she was suffocated to death due to exhaustion of oxygen.Wiping the water on his face carelessly with his hands, Bai Wu quietly looked down at his own reflection in the pool.

After an unknown amount of time, Zaraki Baiwu raised his hand and gently covered his eyes.

Some emotions, you can't feel anything when you don't touch them. Once you open the gate of memory, it will rush through the blood vessels like blood, beat in the heart, spread to every nerve, and fill the whole body.

Those gazes, those conversations, and those behaviors constantly hit the nerve called "reason" in the brain.

People should be full of emotions, and "reason" is just a shackle around the neck under the oppression of external "rules".

The girl who didn't intend to wash her hair at first got wet all over because of holding her breath just now, so she simply washed her hair as well.After tidying up everything in the bathroom, Bai Wu came out after wiping his hair and found that the sky had completely darkened, and her husband was sitting on the corridor blowing his hair as usual.

"My lord..." After a soft call, Bai Wu suddenly remembered the scene just now, and his face suddenly started to smoke like a red-hot iron.

After finally stabilizing her emotions, a certain lady looked up again, only to see that her husband was looking at her. Unlike the expressionless face of the past, there seemed to be a faint smile on the corner of the other's mouth in the hazy moonlight.

... 0///_///0! !

Being looked at like this, Bai Wugeng didn't know what to do, he kept rubbing his hands in front of his body, looking around in an attempt to divert his attention.

"Come here." Jian Ba ​​stretched out his hand to his wife, motioning her to come over.

Bai Wu didn't dare to look up, but still moved over like a turtle.Looking at the wide palm in front of her, the girl put her hand on it without hesitation for too long.

Kenpachi gently pulled the girl, and slowly guided her to sit on his lap.Compared with the first time, Bai Wu is not so nervous now.

But her husband's next action made her muscles tense again: Jianba picked up the towel on Bai Wu's shoulders, and began to wipe his wet long purple hair.

...@0@? ! !Huh? ! ! !

Although on the battlefield, the captain who inherited the title of "The Strongest God of Death" could kill several Daxu with one hand, but his movements now are extremely gentle.At first, Bai Wu was very nervous, but the touch of her hair was really easy to make people feel sleepy. In addition, the time in the bath just now was too long, and now the girl's whole body was weak, and she fell asleep in a short while.

Noticing that the person in his arms was nodding his head again and again, Kenpachi stopped what he was doing, and put the wet towel on his shoulders.Then, he gently embraced Bai Wu's body, letting her lean against his chest.

For a long time after that, Kenpachi did nothing but stared at his sleeping wife in his arms.

……

When Bai Wu woke up suddenly, it was already the dead of night.She was covered with a thin blanket, but she was still in the corridor.

...To be precise, it was lying in the arms of her husband who was also sleeping in the corridor.

...==|||What is the situation? ! !

Bai Wu sat up quietly, took off the blanket on his body and gently covered Jianba, and then looked at his husband's sleeping face like this.Although killing would be as crazy as a wild beast, but a certain captain sleeping in the moonlight is so quiet at the moment.

...How many people know such a grown-up? !

The girl tied her long hair behind her ears, leaned forward slightly, and carefully looked at her husband who was usually so tall that he had to look up and often couldn't see his face clearly because of the reflection.

...My lord, in fact, you will be much more handsome if you don't change your hairstyle~~!

...Well, forget it, this kind of shape that can compete with the Statue of Liberty can be regarded as another "registered trademark".

Bai Wu chuckled lightly, then stared at Saraki Kenpachi's face in a daze for a minute, then made a bold move that she could never have imagined in her life: stretched out her hand to wrap her long hair on the other side behind her, and then The girl leaned forward a few more times...

……Huh? ! !

It wasn't until his lips touched the mouth of a certain captain that Bai Wu came back to his senses, and realized what his body had just done with a thunderbolt on his face.

…@///_///@! !Me, me, me, my god! ! !

The girl jumped back and sat back trembling, raised her hand to cover her mouth, and kept hypnotizing herself that "it must be a dream and hallucination".However, when she glanced at a captain who was supposed to be asleep again, her fragile heart almost twitched in fright.

Her husband's pair of sharp golden pupils are now staring straight at him.

...was, caught! !

Saraki Shirau, who was so ashamed that he was about to "scramble his head and die", stood up in a panic with a tomato-like face and was about to flee.However, before she had time to stand up, the girl's wrist was grabbed.

"Where are you going?"

Even if he didn't turn his head, Bai Wu could detect the strong smile from her husband's words.

...Yes, I will be ashamed to face people! !

"...I..." Bai Wu covered his mouth, his neck lay there stiffly, not daring to move, "I...I want to go to the bathroom, my lord."

Jian Ba ​​still held onto his wife's hand without letting go, and Bai Wu didn't struggle either, the couple just kept at a stalemate.In the end, a certain captain spoke first: "Then, let's go."

Saying that, Saragi Kenpachi, the captain of the [-]th Division, let go of his hand.

As soon as the confinement was revoked, Bai Wu made a "chuck" sound like a rabbit, ran all the way to the bathroom without even daring to change his breath, closed the door with a "snap", and slid on the ground with his back against the wooden board.The girl took a few breaths, then buried her face in her knees.

…@///_///@What am I doing? ! !

Leaning slightly, Bai Wucai raised his face again, but the blush did not fade much.He could still feel his overpowered heartbeat in his ears, but his mind was awakened the moment he caught a glimpse of the big gift bag hidden behind the cabinet.

Reaching out to take out the paper bag, Bai Wu took out the so-called "invisible automatic pen", and held it tightly in his hand after thinking for a moment.The force is so great, it seems that you can vaguely hear the cracking sound of plastic being squeezed.

... If life was just a one-way street with a clear view, that would be great.