That bowl of udon

Time flies, time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it has come to the green and lush summer in the Soul Realm. (Why does it look like the end of term?!)

The "Udon No. [-]" candy store has successfully completed the handover, but in fact, the second uncle of Udon No. [-] Middle School, who should have retired, is still not much free now, because a certain Mrs. Seventeen was found to be pregnant last month.

...It's not long since we've been married, so this is too efficient, isn't it? !

After a careful inspection by the special personnel of the Fourth Division, Axi was told that she was pregnant with twins.Now the Coke ruined the in-law's family, and directly treated the daughter-in-law as "frozen tofu" carefully, basically without going out of the door, let alone asking her to take care of some Lao Shizi's candy shop.

Comrade Wuzhi of the [-]th seat looked at his captain with a pitiful look every day, begging his boss to give him a "pregnancy leave".

...==|||Hey, is your wife pregnant and not you? !There are still a lot of singles in this team, and it's not such a Rafa bastard who pulls hatred! !

Look, the little girl got pregnant within a year of her marriage, and her daughter has been married for many years, and there must still be no movement in her stomach.Although Bai Wu himself felt indifferent to the matter of having a child, the second uncle in a certain middle school saw it as anxious.

It's not that Geng Mubaiwu hasn't thought about the matter of passing on the family line.But her husband has never touched her since she got married, and she has come here quietly for so many years. Could it be that now she ran over and said to a certain captain, "Sir, let's have a baby"? !

...==|||For such a shameful thing, it would be easier for you to give me a knife! !

Every time she went to her natal family, she was arguing like a lawsuit. The white girl held her forehead and walked out of the candy shop with a speechless face, and walked to Qingliumen on Dongliuhun Street.

As soon as she got near the gate, a certain lady ran into Byakuya Kuchiki, whom she hadn't seen since she lost her wife.

"Master Kuchiki..." Although this noble young master is always a little too serious, he doesn't have the slightest dandyism on him, and Bai Wu has seen the deep affection of this "official N generation" in terms of the truth, so I still respect him, "This is... Fei, Fei Zhen?!"

Just thinking about the other heroine of the "fairy tale marriage" back then, Bai Wu raised his head but was completely frightened by the girl behind Kuchiki Byakuya.

...@0@! !Cheating, cheating corpse?Why are you getting younger and younger? !She is still wearing the uniform of the Zhenyang Academy of Spiritual Art, isn't Fei really without spiritual pressure? ! !

"...This is the newly adopted child of the Kuchiki family, my sister Kuchiki Rukia." Kuchiki Byakuya explained.

I don't know if it's because she's not used to being adopted by a big family with many rules, or because she's been treated differently by the outside world after being adopted. To be forced to marry" resentment.

...but adoption? !

"...This is the wife of Saragi Kenpachi, captain of the [-]th Division." Byakuya Kuchiki introduced in his usual indifferent tone, and his status was similar to "The user you called is busy, please call later." place.

...==|||

"Hello, Saraki... Saraki?! Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu)

I suddenly realized that Kuchiki Rukia slid to the Qingliu gate with a strange pace at the speed of light, her back was firmly pressed against the big iron gate, her body was probably too frightened, and she posed a pair of "first nobleman" "The shape of the word "film" is extremely not gorgeous.

...==|||This, the flexibility of the young man's body is really good.

Seeing his adoptive sister lose his composure, Kuchiki Byakuya still turned his face away expressionlessly.However, from Bai Wu's perspective, it is obvious that a certain young master's mouth is raised in microns.

...==|||It’s okay to laugh, it’s so uncomfortable to hold back, and it’s not because you “turn your mouth up” that you will really “get angry”.

This time, Bai Wu didn't worry too much, but Kuchiki Rukia had a sleepless night.On the second day of school, I rushed to Class A in a hurry, picked up A Sanjing Renji who had been in a "cold war" since he was adopted, and kept shaking the other party's collar and shouting: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" Wake up wake up wake up wake up, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me..."

...==###So, even if they are adopted by a big family, the intermittent convulsions in some people's bones still cannot be overcome for a while! !

"Ah, Lucia, what are you doing, let go, I'm going to die!!" Renji was already being shaken until foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.

"I, I saw Captain Saraki's wife of the [-]th team yesterday!!"

Although most of Class A are descendants of noble Shinigami, because Saragi Kenpachi doesn't like those gatherings on weekdays, he seldom participates in such activities due to his husband's temperament, which directly leads to seeing other people. I really don't have many in this class.

Therefore, Queen Lu's loud cry successfully attracted...

"... Shrimp?!" All the XA class

Facts have proved that gossip is the only national movement regardless of class. Whether you are the "No. 70 nobleman of Jinglingting" or "the commoner who was hanged out of the No. [-] Eighth District", you can tell the most powerful.Rukia was surrounded by people from class A to inquire about the incident, and they didn't let them go until the teacher came in and knocked on the table when the bell rang.

The days that followed were like a flowing spring, like a silk belt, lingering in my heart.

Just when Bai Wu felt that his state of mind was gradually becoming clear in this slow-paced life, a bolt from the blue fell from the sky with a feeling of system jam and incompatibility...

...No, to be precise, it came out of the alley.

"Hello, I am Agent No. 22 of the CIA, WINDOWS98."

On this day, Bai Wu went back to the candy shop to bring some homemade desserts to the children of Yaqianliu as in the past. While walking through the 9th district of Dongliuhun Street towards Qingliumen, a certain lady was caught by a black man who sprang out from the alley. The clothes man blocked the way.

"...WINDOWS98? Such an old system." Because I have lived in the soul world for too long, although I am a little familiar with the word "CIA", Bai Wu couldn't remember its meaning for a while, "...Chemical alteration index?!"

"No, it's the US Central Intelligence Agency, ma'am." The man in black did not hide his veins, "Also, I was promoted from 'DOS' with great difficulty, please stop being sarcastic!! "

"Hold, I'm sorry." Bai Wu frowned, "No, I don't remember that there is a 'Central Intelligence Agency' in Soul Society."

...==###

"...Forget it, I have limited time, so I can only focus on the key points." The man in black paused, and then threw out a word that Bai Wu thought he would never hear again in his life.

"I'm here for MIT's 'Project Hawking,' ma'am."

...? ! !

5 minutes later……

"...You mean, the place I am in now is not the 'after death world' of the original world, but the 'after death world' in a cartoon?!"

...==|||There are really enough twists.

"Yes ma'am, according to our investigation, this world belongs to the 'afterlife world' currently serialized in the popular manga "BLEACH" in "Weekly Shonen Jump" under Shueisha, Japan."

... BLEACH?bleach? !

"In preliminary analysis, this situation should be the result of the failure of the 'Hawking Project'. According to the information currently held by the CIA, your 'Hawking Project' is a physical exploration based on Mr. Hawking's time theory. The content of the entire plan Only the seven people involved know, and the core is in the hands of you, the team leader. First of all, I hope you can make a possible analysis of the reasons for this failure, so as to guide the next step for us laymen."

"...After I got here, I did analyze the reason for the failure. Now that you mentioned it, I think the biggest possibility is that there was an error in the calculation of the quark's weak electric variable, which caused the double inflation of the wormhole to make the space-time plane Disorder BALABALABABALA..."

...==|||

"...Actually, I didn't understand, ma'am." After a pause of half a second, a certain WINDOWS98 decisively terminated a certain lady's popular science speech, "Let's get to the point, we hope you can come back immediately and lead your team Shut down that machine. Just now you also mentioned the situation of "space-time disorder" BALABALA, not to mention that someone saw "President Washington riding a horse passing Fifth Avenue". According to the latest news from France, there has been another Someone witnessed 'Napoleon stopped and meditated in front of the 'Mona Lisa' portrait in the Louvre'. If the situation continues, there is no guarantee that 'Genghis Khan will sweep the European continent with Mongolian cavalry again'!!"

...==|||That's really...

...But, go back?

"The project I presided over will definitely be responsible to the end." Bai Wu gritted his teeth to calm his uneasy heart, "Will I go with you now?!"

"No, no ma'am, my path can't be used on you, so..." the man in black said, pulling out an A4-sized paper bag from his windbreaker.

"...Welcome to the 'Escape Two-dimensional' package specially developed by the CIA."

...==|||

Bai Wu stared at the school stationery gift bag sold at the entrance of the elementary school with a black line on his head, hesitated for a while and then asked uncertainly: "This...how do I use it?!"

"Please rest assured, ma'am, the CIA has added a detailed instruction manual in a user-friendly way to ensure that you can get started immediately when you use it for the first time."

...==|||The cover still has "South Park" printed on it, has the CIA taken the people-friendly route these days? !

"After considering the structural layout of this 'afterlife', we believe that bipolar is the best place to act. Recently, the voices of questioning from various countries have intensified, and Congress and the president are almost unable to hold on, so please be sure to leave tonight."

……tonight? !

...No, right? !located at...

...@0@! !Bipolar? ! !