That bowl of udon

When Kurosaki Ichigo was in junior high school, he heard how good the "Empty Seat No. [-] Middle School" was, how high the admission rate was, how awesome the students were, and how good the teachers were. se.

It is said that the students there usually don't play games or talk about MSN, they just know how to study every day, and they discuss the prime minister election and the latest inventions in and out of school.These mythical descriptions made Kongzuo No. [-] High School the yearning for many students in the city.

However, it wasn't until a certain Mr. Strawberry passed the exam with all his might and was admitted to this seminary that he realized that it was not so exaggerated.The students there are still fighting and fighting every day like other places, at least he and his two friends Keigo Asano and Mizuiro Kojima are not in a state of dead study.

And those teachers, I don't know how powerful they are!However, there is a strange physics teacher who does not talk about business in class all day long. He can talk about the weird problem of "orthogonal squeezed coherent state" for a whole day.

...==|||I don't understand the "squeeze coherence" or something, but I know that if you "squeeze the biscuit", the thing will break.

To be honest, from the perspective of test-taking, this is really not a good teacher.But listening to her nonsense can gain a lot of insight, so this is also a class where Kurosaki Ichigo rarely sleeps.

But now, please someone explain, the one next to him was kicked to the corner by him a few days ago, and then he was given some kind of messy "death power" by accident, and now he is living in his house with a dead skin Chia, now turn your head to [-] degrees and stare straight at the physics teacher on the podium, what are you going to do? ! !

...==|||

Rukia's difficult movements, which are comparable to yoga, made Ichigo feel a pain in his neck.And the entire classroom is no longer listening to the class, and the whole class's attention is focused on a certain cuttlefish-headed girl.

But Queen Lu didn't notice her abnormality at all, she just racked her brains thinking: Is it really...

... This teacher named "White Wu" looks too much like Mrs. Saraki who has been missing for many years.

However, time did not leave much time for Sister Lu to think about this issue.Not long after, childhood friend Asai Renji and elder brother Kuchiki Byakuya appeared on the telegraph poles in the present world, and wanted to bring her back to the world of souls on the charge of "illegally passing the power of death to humans".

Although the best friend Ichigo fought desperately, but the difference in strength was too great, he could only watch helplessly as his friend was taken away.

Since it was the ruling of Central Room 46, Rukia naturally knew what she was about to face, but what really troubled her along the way was not this problem, but...

"...Brother..." Rukia hesitated for a long time before passing through the gates, but couldn't help asking, "The wife of Captain Saraki, do you remember what she looks like?"

...==###

Although his face is still expressionless, in fact, Kuchiki Byakuya feels that there is something wrong with the judgment of Central Room 46.However, a certain girl's weak state really annoyed him now, so the current Patriarch of the "No. [-] Noble" decided to let the little girl suffer for a few days before talking.

"... Long purple hair." The captain of the sixth team replied concisely.

Unexpectedly, such a succinct answer caused the adopted girl from home to exclaim without flamboyance: "Isn't it?! Could it be her?!"

...? ! !

"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother~~!" Lukia had a sudden flash of inspiration, and she reached out and grabbed the sleeve of a certain captain and asked earnestly, "Hey, tell me, if I bring back the missing Mrs. Saraki Jinglingting, will the guys in the central government count me as a good-for-nothing?!"

...==###

Kuchiki Byakuya stared at his wrinkled sleeves, and after a long time, he said without any fluctuations in his tone: "Central Room 46 is not responsible for missing persons."

...==|||Team, captain, don't say such things with a serious face, hey! !

In the end, although a certain captain has always adhered to the principle of "not interfering in other people's family affairs", under the offensive of the "pikapika" sparkling eyes of his adopted sister, and the cooperation of a certain deputy captain from time to time, Kuchiki Byakuya decided to " Go and see".

Therefore, when the white girl walked into her apartment holding the newly bought bread, the three people who suddenly appeared in front of her scared her almost to the ground: "Master Rotten Wood?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Wu wanted to bite off his tongue.

... Isn't this self-inflicted! !

"No, it's really Mrs. Saraki?!" Renji Asai, who was the sixth seat of the [-]th team a month ago, said in shock, "Madam, why are you here?!"

"I..." Looking at the group of "old friends" in front of him, Bai Wu didn't know how to speak for a long time.

However, Kuchiki Rukia, whose acting skills are comparable to Oscar queens, did not intend to give up this "life-saving straw". Wu's arm shook and begged: "Ms. Saraki, only you can save me now!!"

In fact, the fast speaking speed of a certain cuttlefish-headed girl, coupled with the extremely bad picture, made Bai Wubang still confused from beginning to end.

but……

...Originally, Mr. Urahara recommended by that "noble man" had promised me before that he would help me return to Soul Society if given the right opportunity.If I go back with Kuchiki-sama now, I'm worried...

"...I'm afraid that my lord will..." Bai Wu hesitated for a moment, and said uncertainly.

"You don't have to worry about this, ma'am." Seeing a certain lady's tone sounding funny, A Sanjing Renji quickly answered, "I used to stay in the [-]th squad, please believe that Captain Saraki and the entire squad We all look forward to your return, madam."

... Well, I don't know what Captain Saraki thinks, but the officers of the eleventh team cry and call their mothers every day (especially when eating==|||).If Mrs. Zaraki can be brought back, the food for Kuang and his gang for a year or two may not be a problem! !

"Yes, Mrs. Saraki, you really don't have to worry." Seeing that Bai Wu's face seemed to be shaken, Rukia hurriedly persuaded her further, "Looking at the entire soul world, who doesn't know that you and Saraki Captain Qin Se and Ming Xiang are respectful? If you go back, everyone will be very happy."

...Hmph, if we can bring this lady back, then we can launch "Jinglingting Weekly" to conduct a bombing report and put pressure on Room 46 of the Central Committee in the name of "making up for mistakes". I don't believe those guys can handle it live! !

...==|||

Bai Wu didn't know what these two were planning, but she thought that instead of waiting indefinitely, she might as well just go back and face everything.

... Regardless of whether the paper marriage contract is still valid, no matter whether the adult recognizes my incompetent "wife", there are some things I want to say to the adult.

The exit of the sixth team's crossing gate is directly located in the team's meeting room. Since the arrest warrant was issued by the highest judicial authority in the soul world, the target of arrest is still the sister of the team leader. At this time, there are already a group of team members outside the door. Waiting and ready to respond.

However, when they saw the woman with purple braids following behind the "Wanted Criminal", all the members of Division [-] squinted their eyes and frowned in unison, meditating.

...==? ? ?This person looks familiar...

Three minutes later, several senior team members suddenly punched their palms at the same time, pointed at Bai Wu and shouted: "Ahhhhhh, this is not this is not this is not..."

"Shhhh!!" A Sanjing Renji hurriedly put his finger on his lips, made a silent movement, and then said with a mysterious face, "This is the top secret of our team. If you see it, you will Forget everything you see!!"

...Top secret, is it that serious? !

...==|||I think, you just said that to set off the atmosphere, hey! !

In this way, Bai Wu stayed temporarily in the sixth team.It is an exclusive team for nobles, and the players here will naturally not gossip like the fourth team, but the eyes that hesitate to talk all day long really make a certain girl very speechless.

...==|||If you want to ask, just ask, how uncomfortable it is to hold back.

As for Rukia, Kuchiki Byakuya suppressed the news of "Saraki Hakuno" returning to Jinglingting, and the Central Room 46 is actually controlled by Aizen behind the scenes. In the end he was sentenced to death.

However, not long after the execution order was issued, there was news of an intrusion in the Jingling Court, and the entire Death God Realm exploded for a while.

... How many years have there been no travel accidents, how strange! !

Naturally, the "Spirit World Expedition Group" headed by Kurosaki Ichigo came, and the group of people soon made a commotion in the entire Jingling Court.Battles started everywhere, such as Chadu Taitora facing the eighth team's Kyoraku Shusui, such as Ishida Uryu facing the [-]th team's Nirvana Mayuri...

...For example, Kurosaki Ichigo faced Saraki Kenpachi of the [-]th team.

After several battles, Ichigo is completely at a disadvantage, and can only linger around like a mouse.However, after a thorough insight into life and death, the Strawberry Boy, who is determined to protect his companions, decides to face up to the strength of the enemy and decide the outcome.

But at this point in the battle, Saraki Kenpachi, who was originally killing high, suddenly put the sword on his shoulder, and looked thoughtfully at the orange-haired boy in front of him.

"...Hey, what on earth are you... thinking?!" Seeing that the enemy hadn't moved for a long time, Ichigo didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only stay where he was and looked at him vigilantly.

At this time, the deputy captain Caolu Yaqianliu, who had been watching the battle happily, kindly reminded: "Well, Xiaoyi, don't worry, Xiaojian just thinks that you smell like a wife, there is no other meaning. ~~!"

...? !Old, wife? ! !

Kurosaki Ichigo, with infinite possibilities brewing on his body, just froze for a second, then immediately turned around and ran away with thick dust and smoke.

...Mom, this is scarier than fighting him, okay? ! !