That bowl of udon

At noon that day, all the officers of the [-]th squad had another weird lunch.

In fact, a few days ago, Keji Tetsuzaemon received a transfer notice from his superiors, and he will go to the Seventh Division to relieve the boredom of the Komamura captain who has not yet had a blind date... No, he will be the deputy captain.

The report time is this afternoon, so this lunch is his last meal in the [-]th team.

but……

...Since it's the last meal, can you please don't leave me with so many suspense! !

Well, can someone please explain, the bald three comrades on his left don't eat well, and they turned their heads and stared straight at the chief, what are they doing?Moreover, this guy held a bowl full of cold rice but didn't eat a mouthful, he just stuffed dried fish into his mouth desperately.

...==||| Doesn't he feel salty? !

Brother Sunglasses couldn't bear his curiosity, so he poked his head out to get a closer look.

"Hey, you're blocking me!" Before he could get out much, he heard a rare murderous voice from a certain five seats on his right hand.

Looking back, good guy, Yumi Ayasegawa, who always pays attention to dining etiquette, now leans forward at an angle of [-] degrees, holding the rice bowl and looking at the chief attentively.

...I must have missed something important again! !

A certain future deputy of the Seventh Division twitched the corners of his mouth, endured his head full of veins and retracted his body, turned to lean back at a [-]-degree angle to observe the movement ahead through Madarame's bald back of the head.

To be honest, in his opinion, the chief today is no different from the past. Captain Saraki is still eating with that overly serious face, but the captain's wife next to him...

...@0@! !Ma'am, did you just climb out of the dye vat? !

The captain's wife, the "model of a good wife and loving mother", is sitting with her head bowed, her whole body is like a fresh carrot, her cheeks are so red that blood can drip.And every time the captain handed over the bowl and asked for another bowl, the color intensity on the lady's face would rise by several percentage points.

...==? ? ?Captain, what have you done? !I am really curious, if I leave like this without knowing the truth, I will die with regret! !

Turning the corner of his head because the dried fish on the plate was finished, he was surprised to find that no one was eating in the whole restaurant, and everyone was holding their bowls together to look at the chief.Surprised by this picture of Easter stone statues, Madarame couldn't help but twitched his eyebrows and knocked on the bowl, shouting: "Hey, what are you looking at?! Give me a good meal!!"

...==|||Master Madarame, even if you are the third seat, you can't just allow yourself to watch and not allow others to watch! !Besides, even if we want to see it, you have to tell us what we want to see, right? !

... at a loss, really at a loss! !

Even if you don't have any dislike towards someone, if the other party puts his hand on his wife, a man would want to kill him with a knife.

Of course, although Zaraki Kenpachi's desire for fighting is indeed more than a little bit stronger than ordinary people, but this is not a fool. (The IQ value of Jianba in the official comic version is the same as that of Byakuya and Jingle Chunshui, tied for second place in Quanjing Lingting.) There are some things that don’t need to fall out in public, as long as you click the reminder, it’s almost enough.

"Yaqianliu, how do I give things to others?" One day after the captain's regular meeting, Jianpachi looked at Aizen who was about to take his deputy team away not far away, and turned to ask a certain loli deputy team.

"Send something?" Pink-haired Mushroom nodded his chin with his fingers and tilted his head for a while, "Well...just hand the other party something and say 'I love you', that's what it says in the books .”

...==|||What kind of books are these reading? !

"...Is there any other way?"

"Well, it seems that it's okay to say 'Happy Holidays', that's what Xiao Xuxu said when she gave me things sometimes."

Apparently, a certain team leader decided to adopt the latter plan, caught up to Aizen who was strolling leisurely in a few steps, threw the box into the guy's arms, threw a "Happy Holidays" and then disappeared.

However, Jianba obviously didn't realize how horrific his actions were. Let's not talk about how unreasonable the scene where the captain of the [-]th division gave a gift to the captain of the [-]th division, the most important thing is...

"Festival?" Lan Ran Wangtian squinted his eyes for a while, then turned his head and asked the deputy team behind him, "What holiday is today?"

"Ah, if I remember correctly," Ichimaru Gin, speaking with a Kansai accent, said with that iconic fox smile, "Today should be the annual Mother's Day~~!"

...==|||

...Mother's Day + Saraki gave himself a gift + said "Happy Holidays"...

...@0@! !This formula seems to lead to some incredible conclusions! !

But when Master Aizen Soyousuke opened the box to see what was inside, he suddenly understood.

This Mrs. Saragi was unexpected. Originally, Aizen planned to take advantage of the opportunity of this sneaky [-]th team to return the things to find a way to collect them for his own use. After all, the physique of invalidating the spiritual pressure is really interesting.

Unexpectedly, this woman would choose to confess to her husband!It seems that this couple is not as completely devoid of emotional foundation as rumored in the market.

A certain glasses captain just held the box and meditated, while Ichimaru Gin next to him, who knew the whole thing clearly, stroked his chin and said with a sly smile: "Ah, ah, Captain Saraki gave you a white jade bracelet! In this world, tsk tsk ..."

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A white light flashed on the glasses, and Lanran turned her head with a smile like a spring breeze and said softly to her deputy team: "...you are enough."

After the hug that morning, Bai Wu no longer dared to look at her husband.But the young couple live their lives without looking up and seeing each other, and they just hold hands...

...Hold, hold a small hand, and hug...

…@///0///@! ! !Hug! ! !

As a result, someone standing in the aisle was once again on fire with his head in his arms.

However, the Bai Wu girl who calmed down was surprised to find that her husband, who was on vacation today, was still habitually taking a shower and blowing the air in the corridor.Knowing that the other party probably has already noticed his existence at such a distance, it would be a bit embarrassing to turn around and walk away now, Bai Wu bit his lip, and moved sideways to Jianba like a crab.

"My... my lord..." Bai Wu's voice probably couldn't even be heard by mosquitoes, but Jianpachi just tilted his head slightly to show that he was listening.

"Then, that, I...help you brush your hair..."

"Hmm..." It was probably an illusion, Bai Wu felt that his husband who was a little too serious seemed to chuckle, and then turned around and handed him a dry towel.

The girl sat behind Jianba and wiped her hair, but her head was still dead and refused to lift it up.However, at this moment, such a sentence suddenly flashed in her heart for some reason.

... This person is my husband.

Why do you think so?Hasn't it always been? !Bai Wu's hand paused for a moment, wondering about the thoughts deep in his heart.

And this time...

"What are you thinking?" The man in front of him with his back turned to him asked suddenly.

"Huh? No... didn't think about anything..."

"Still thinking about that morning?"

"Eh?!" Bai Wu was startled, and the temperature of his cheeks instantly rose to a value that could be used for teppanyaki, "Wow, how can there be!"

It wasn't an illusion at the moment, Bai Wuzhen heard her husband laughing, and then Jian Ba ​​turned around and said to her: "Don't wipe it, come here."

"Huh?!" Bai Wu raised his head, but his husband was too tall, so he could only see a backlit silhouette from this angle.

The girl grabbed the towel and got up, walked around in front of Jian Ba ​​with an embarrassed face, raised her eyes slightly but saw the other party looking straight at her, blushed and lowered her head lower.

"Don't stand so far away." Jian Ba ​​waved to Bai Wuzhao.

So, a "cooked crab" began to slowly move towards a certain captain.When he moved near Jianba, the belligerent captain stretched out his hand and tentatively grabbed Bai Wu's arm.At that moment, the girl did tense up unconsciously, but she relaxed again after a few seconds.

Then, Jian Ba ​​saw that his wife had no resistance, so he pulled lightly.By the time Bai Wu realized it, he was already sitting on her husband's lap.

...==? ?Um?

…@///A///@? ! !What, what is the situation? !

This time, Bai Wu was completely turned into a mummy, the expression on his face was like that of dementia complicated by a stroke, and he forgot to close his mouth for a long time.Tilting slightly, the girl raised her head cautiously, looking up at Kenpachi who was holding her behind her.

Probably because he noticed Bai Wu's gaze, a certain captain who seemed to be looking at the scenery looked down at his wife, but this glance scared the girl to lower her head again.

...Now, what should we do now? !

At this time, at the corner near the corridor, the three heads of "Mushroom Head", "Bald Head" and "Feather Head" (?) from top to bottom are standing vertically and peeping.

"I didn't say that, what's the matter with this feeling of 'holding the sweet potato for joyful harvest'?" Yijiao asked, unable to control the twitching of his eyelids.

"That's because you are overthinking it! What should we do now? We have to inform the captain just now that Hell Butterfly sent us a message." Qin Gong said distressedly, "In this case... Vice-captain, you know the captain so well, you have to Why don't you go?!"

"No! Xiaojian is having fun kissing his wife, so I won't bother him!"

...==|||If you don't go, we dare not go.

"I think, let's talk about it tomorrow, anyway, it's not an important matter." Madarame's suggestion was immediately supported by the other two.

"Then let's retreat in a low voice."

"Hmm." X2

After finishing speaking, the group of guys turned their backs to the wall in unison, and a scene of "three crabs" moving neatly out of the courtyard appeared in the corridor.

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