That bowl of udon

Saraki Shiramu has recently encountered a bit of trouble: his younger brother Udon Erzomu is getting married, but his partner is not the neighbor Axi whom he has been talking about for a long time, but a strange girl who suddenly appears from nowhere.

In fact, Bai Wu really likes the girl Axi from the bottom of his heart.This kid is down-to-earth and eager to learn, he treats people with courtesy and restraint, and has a good reputation in the entire East 11th District.

But "It's going to rain, my mother is going to marry someone", my family's "Second Second" who "doesn't match my name, and now inherits my father's name, keeps going further and further on the road of 'tsundere'" If the younger brother is making a fuss about marrying someone else, it's not easy to force my sister, who is not related by blood, to refuse it.

Afterwards, a certain lady went to the next door to comfort Miss Axi, after all, she wasted all her youth on her stupid younger brother.Afterwards, the kind-hearted Bai Wu thought about finding a partner for Ah Xi, but he did not expect to attract the attention of the whole team of the [-]th team. Some people came to the team mother every three days and recommended themselves.

...==|||What is the situation? !

In fact, the wife of a captain may not be able to figure it out, but for the single men in the [-]th team, this team mother is the goddess in his heart!No matter what the goddess introduced, the person she introduced was at the level of a fairy, not to mention that the fairy was praised by the goddess!

In the end, the seventeen-seat Wuzhi comrade who usually kept a low profile became Miss Axi's predestined relationship. After a year and a half of blind date, the two got married.Of course, Axi is not like a certain girl who has the physique of "nullifying spiritual pressure". After getting married, she can only stay in the 6th district of Dongliuhun Street near the team building of the [-]th team.

But Zaraki Baiwu didn't know the real reason why a certain [-]th lady didn't live in Jinglingting at the time, and thought it was because of the team's rule that "the captain and below are not allowed to bring their family members".

And this is just a small beginning of a sudden change in a certain girl's life.

One day, Bai Wu came back from his natal home as usual, but saw a certain mushroom-headed vice-captain, the third bald head and the fifth seat with feather eyelashes gathered in the backyard of the team building, wondering what they were up to.

"Yachiru, Madarame-sama, Ayasegawa-sama, you guys are...uh!!"

The white girl couldn't help pressing her mouth tightly with her hands to suppress the urge to growl in her throat.

...thorn, hedgehog head?No, although it's not very good to judge my husband like this, but the length of the spikes is clearly at the level of a porcupine! !Also, why tie a bell to each thorn point, is this meant to be a Christmas tree? !

Looking at his husband's latest look, Bai Wu felt like his blood was flowing backwards, and he didn't know what to say for a long time.Then, she caught a glimpse of something new on Kenpachi's right eye...

"My lord, what's wrong with your eyes?" Bai Wu asked nervously as he looked at the strangely shaped blindfold on his husband's face.

"Don't worry, ma'am, there is nothing wrong with the captain's eyes." Gongqin on the side explained, "The captain thinks that his spiritual pressure is too strong, and he always accidentally kills the opponent in a fight. He created this series of unfavorable conditions by himself."

After finishing speaking, a certain Wuxi turned his head to the side to hide the frantic complaints in his heart.

...Please Captain, if you really want to fight happily, you should cover both eyes, and it is best to put a mask with the same function on your mouth, so as to suppress the perverted level of spiritual pressure! !

…@_@? ?Am I imagining something weird? !

"This is a blindfold made by the guys from the Technology Development Bureau. It can swallow Reiatsu infinitely." Saying this, Saraki Kenpachi took off his blindfold, and the sudden release of powerful Reiatsu made Kazukaku and Yumi's hand unstoppable. blocked it.

However, the girl with the physique of "Reiatsu Nullification" and Yaqianliu who has been used to getting along all year round are still calm and composed.In fact, Bai Wu still has no idea what the "Reiatsu" thing is.

"Huh? Huh?!" Looking at the four mouths that were constantly opening and closing on the blindfold, Bai Wu was so frightened that he couldn't help taking a step back, "This kind of thing...can't bite?!"

"Heh," with a chuckle, Kenpachi stretched out the blindfold in front of the girl and said, "You can try it out."

"Huh?!" X3

Hearing the captain's words, Yaqianliu, Yijiao and Gongqin all stretched their necks, poking their heads curiously to watch Mrs. XX's actions.

...==|||Pressure, the pressure is so great! !

Bai Wu swallowed, and cautiously stretched out a finger towards the blindfold, but as soon as the fingertip touched it, he shrank back in fright: "Wow——!"

"No way, this thing really bites?!" asked Yijiao in astonishment.

"No...not." Probably feeling ashamed by her sudden and unexpected behavior, the girl covered her fingers and said embarrassedly, "It was just licked, wet, wet."

After finishing speaking, Bai Wu glanced at his husband, and found that he was watching him with a faint smile on his face, and quickly lowered his head in embarrassment with a blushing face.

...shame again! !

And this time...

"Yeah? Really?!" Asked like this, a corner of Madarame stretched out his hand towards the blindfold with great interest, "Then I'll try it too."

After three seconds...

"Wow——!! It hurts!" A certain bald man yelled in pain, twitching his bitten finger desperately, "Captain, let this thing let go!!"

"Smelly bald head, who told you to touch the little sword and things." This scene obviously pleased a certain loli deputy captain, "Good job, bite him, bite him, Xiaomaou, come on!!"

...==|||Are you using your captain's blindfold as a pet dog? !

...==|||Also, what is a "small mask"? !

Zaraki Kenpachi's new image has completely shocked the entire Seireitei fashion world. The captain of the first team, Yamamoto Motoyasa Shigekuni, often sighed secretly afterwards, his long beard tied with purple ribbons is not at all in front of the sunflower head. Just overshadowed.

Not long after, "Jinglingting Weekly", the pioneer of public opinion guidance in Jinglingting, launched a special issue with the theme "It's time for you to change your hairstyle".The accompanying issue still comes with a paper-sized poster, but for the first time, a photo of the male Grim Reaper is used on it: the third member of the [-]th squad, Madarame, looking back at the smile at that moment, and the photographer specially used highlights on the head.

…@_@? ?Hair, what about the hairstyle?

After that, Captain Saraki, who made a new debut with a high rate of attention, took his deputy team, as well as three seats and a certain five seats who were afraid to go out due to the "poster incident" to the front line to scare Daxu.

Well, the happiness in life is like a slowly flowing stream, which always makes people feel that the aftertaste is not enough; but the misfortune in life is like a rushing flood, which catches you by surprise in an instant.

Not long after her husband went to the front line, Zaraki Baiwu felt that his life seemed to be plagued by evil.

First, there was a rare locust disaster in 30 years in the soul world, which caused serious damage to the sugarcane production that year, and the supply of sugar raw materials suddenly became scarce.The first to be affected by this disaster is naturally the food processing industry that uses sucrose as the main raw material, such as the "Udon No. [-]" candy shop.

Naturally, the impact of rising sugar prices on retail sales goes without saying.What's more, Uncle Zhong Er had received several sugar orders from nobles before, because the disaster almost destroyed all orders.

Under such circumstances, the younger brothers and sisters who were new to the store suddenly became fussy and insisted on driving away Ah Xi who occasionally came to the store to help for free.When the matter came to this point, the stupid son was still telling his wife about his father, and the second uncle of a certain middle school fainted out of anger.

Bai Wu learned about the whole incident from Seventeen Xi Wuzhi, so he rushed back to his mother's house to visit his father that day.

Afterwards, the girl had to deal with those nobles about destroying the order.In the past when this happened, Bai Wu always tried to contact Fei Zhen, and then asked her to ask a certain young master to send a message to those people to solve the problem.But at the beginning of spring this year, Feizhen, who had only been married for five years, passed away due to illness.To bother Kuchiki Byakuya who was in the pain of losing his wife at this time, Bai Wu felt that his skin was not that thick.

While going to practice Tai Chi with those aristocrats who talked around the bush, at the same time he had to take care of his father who was sick, and he also had to settle down for the younger brother who was just looking for trouble, Bai Wu just ran between the 11th team and the East [-]th district all day long, almost physically and mentally exhausted .

During this kind of running around, Bai Wu obviously felt that something was wrong with his body. His back was sore all day long and his shoulders were heavy.

Finally, one day, after Bai Wu gave his father medicine and put him to sleep at his natal home, when he got up, he felt a sudden blackness in front of his eyes.After standing there for a while, she regained her strength a little.

At this time, the younger brother Udon Ersanwu walked in, and was taken aback by his sister's extremely ugly face: "Sister, are you okay?"

"I'm fine..." Bai Wu supported the table with his hands, but his expression was unusually serious, "San Wu, I have something to tell you."

"Sister, sit down first..."

The girl waved her hand and interrupted her younger brother: "San Wu, I have been married for so many years, and my surname is no longer 'Udon Er'. Although it does not mean that we should completely sever the relationship, but we should really be in this family. Now It's you, the eldest son..."

"...Father gave us the surname 'Udon II', and then gave us a family. If you don't want to discredit this surname, just take care of your siblings."

"Sister, I..."

"Don't say anything if it's useless. Are you and your wife capable of inheriting the candy store without smashing the signboard of 'Udon No. [-]'? Please give me an answer after careful consideration." Walking out the door, "I'm going back first, it's almost dinner time."

But after passing through Qingliumen, Bai Wu felt more and more uncomfortable all over his body, and every breath would produce severe pain like pulling a nerve.

Gradually, Bai Wu's eyes began to lose sight of the road ahead, and the wall he was holding on to felt as soft as cotton candy.

And at this time, a weak voice sounded beside Bai Wu's ear: "Hey, you, are you okay?!"

The girl turned her head in the direction of the voice, but she couldn't see the speaker clearly, and the hand supporting her body was suddenly empty at this moment...

...? ! !

Later, according to the description of Yamada Hanataro who sent Saragi Shirau to the fourth team for rescue at the first time, the wife of the captain of the eleventh team was like a thin piece of paper, just floating in front of his eyes. fell down.