That bowl of udon

Zaraki Baiwu felt that looking at the entire Jinglingting, there is no one who is more amazing than the Aizen Soyousuke from the fifth team, at least personally, he has never met such a familiar person before and after his death. guy.

Once chatting with you, the captain will give people a feeling of "in fact, you were already bound when you made troubles in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago".

In fact, since he married Jinglingting, Bai Wu racked his brains to think about the number of times he met the glasses captain...the wedding celebration probably counted as the last time...and then, it was gone.

And the chance for these two to get along was that when Bai Wutan returned from his natal family, he "just happened" to meet a certain Jinglingting's annual "Smiling Ambassador for the People" at the gate of Qingliumen on Dongliuhun Street. Ichimaru Gin, who was then the vice-captain of the Fifth Division and later the captain of the Third Division.

"What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here, Mrs. Saraki."

To be honest, Bai Wu didn't recognize who was greeting her at first glance, he paused for a full minute with a confused expression, he didn't remember.In the end, it was the big man with a big wrist who was the gatekeeper and greeted respectfully first: "Captain Aizen, vice-captain Ichimaru, welcome back."

...==? ? ?

...@0@! !ah? !Could it be that he is the captain of Division [-] who has topped the list of "Female Death's Most Wanted Marriage Partner" in "Jing Ling Ting Weekly" for three consecutive years? !

(Note that this list is only for unmarried male Shinigami, the previous No. [-] position has always been occupied by Kuchiki Byakuya who was not married at the time.)

The white girl who discovered the other party's identity hurriedly bowed in panic, before straightening her tongue, she said, "Lan... Lord Lanmaru, Ichi, Ichiran-sama..."

...T_T "Wolf King" and "Servant"...

As soon as she finished speaking, the Baiwu girl wanted to dig a hole to bury herself, hoping to grow a few potatoes in the coming year, and stared at a certain "Wolf King" and his "Servant" in horror for a long time, not knowing what to do.

On the other hand, Lan Ran was taken aback for a moment, and smiled nonchalantly and said, "Hehe, Lan Wan? Well, don't worry about it, madam. Are you going back?"

"Yeah? Um... yes." Bai Wu nodded cautiously.

"Then let's go together." As he said that, a certain glasses captain took a few steps towards the girl without hesitation, and made a "please" gesture.

Now that the captain had spoken, Bai Wu dared not refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and go with these two guys who had just been called by him.

But it didn't take long for Bai Wu to completely regret it.

"...So, I personally think that the so-called laws exist for those who cannot live without following the laws..."

...well, good philosophy...

...==|||However, generally speaking, those who can say such things are either novel writers or literary cynics, right? !

To say that there is indeed a difference between the captain and the captain, since he and his husband have not spoken more than ten sentences a day since they got married, and this is the first time this captain Aizen has talked to him, and now he has been chattering all the way.

The most critical issue is that he was the one talking from the beginning to the end, alone, and never stopped! !

...==|||I said, won't his mouth be numb? !

Although there was no room for him to talk at all, but as a "listener", Bai could not help but look away from the other party, so the girl just tilted her head like this, and forced a helpless smile to listen to a certain captain's impassioned advice The country has gone all the way.

The consequence of this is that when the girl returned to the [-]th team dormitory, all the team members were shocked to find that the head of the captain's wife who had returned to her natal home showed a strange angle.

"... Madame, did you twist your neck?!"

Of course, this is just a very ordinary beginning.

Afterwards, every time Bai Wu returned to her natal home, she always met this "angry youth" captain, and the flexibility of her cervical spine doubled at a considerable rate.After a few times, a certain lady learned to be smart, and every time she walked halfway, Bai Wu would always take the opportunity to go around to the other side of Aizen, so as to ensure that both sides of her neck were twisted at the same time.

But Bai Wu didn't feel disgusted with this adult. Although he did talk a little too much, he still had his own thoughts and opinions, didn't he.You must know that it is not easy to be able to fight for such a long time in a place where life is slow and slow. It is probably because no one in the Jingling Court can understand him, so it is difficult to find a "trash can" "Let's spit it out quickly.

This situation continued until one day...

"Ms. Zaraki, after getting along for a while, I think the two of us really get along well." One day, Bai Wu came back from her natal home as usual, and Comrade Aizen changed his usual chatter, and just wore the sign Said with a gentle smile.

...==|||If I remember correctly, in fact, you have been the only one talking! !

"Then..." Ai Ran didn't seem to notice the obvious rolling eyes on Bai Wu's face, and said to himself, he took out an elegantly packaged box from his wide sleeve and handed it to the wife of the captain of the [-]th division, "This is my point." Sincerely, please 'you' accept it."

...@0@? ?you? !Uncle is trying to shorten my life! !

"No...don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it!" Bai Wu was stunned by the other party's sudden respectful words, and hurriedly bowed his body and took the box with both hands respectfully.

And after the captain gave the things, he didn't choose to go with Bai Wu like before, but took his leave first and took his deputy team to walk in the opposite direction.

...==? ? ?What is the situation?

But after returning to the backyard of the [-]th team building and opening the box, Bai Wu felt that something was wrong with this matter.

It’s not that girls haven’t received gifts from other men after they get married. During the holidays, she still receives gifts such as the Eighth Division (usually good wine), the Thirteenth Division (usually potted plants) and the Twelfth Division. The team (usually confiscated...) and other gifts from the captain, and those members of the [-]th team will also send something to their team mother from time to time.

However, what Captain Aizen gave this time obviously had a different meaning: a suet-white jade bracelet, luxurious but not empty, restrained but not monotonous.

...This, shouldn't be something that ordinary boyfriend and girlfriend can give each other, right? !

Bai Wu panicked and closed the box, as if it was a ticking time bomb.This thing must never be left behind, it must be returned!

Afterwards, Zaraki Baiwu girl would carefully carry that box with her every time she went back to her natal home.But the captain of the fifth team was like playing hide-and-seek, and never appeared again.Although he thought about asking someone to pass it on, Bai Wu felt that the less people knew about this kind of thing, the better. Once it got out, both sides would look bad.

...As for going directly to the Fifth Division team building to "catch people", to be honest, Bai Wu doesn't dare to approach that place anymore, and always feels that if he goes in, something bad will definitely happen.

Unable to find a solution and unable to discuss it with others, Bai Wu felt that this white jade bracelet was haunting him like a ghost.Although she was trying her best to cover up, that unobtrusive face was obviously not suitable for lying, and soon the entire [-]th team noticed that something was wrong with the captain's wife.

Finally, one morning, when Bai Wu was folding the quilt as usual, Jian Ba ​​sat in front of her and asked in the same tone of non-emotional tone as before, "What's on your mind recently?"

Hearing this, Bai Wu's hands trembled unconsciously, and then he raised his head and looked at his husband in fear.At that time, the girl had a sense of shame of "being caught cheating", and she was even prepared for the other party to become angry and hack herself to death.

After hesitating again and again, Bai Wu turned around quietly, pulled out the box from the gap under the cabinet, and silently pushed it down in front of Jianba.

Jianba looked at the box, leaned slightly and stretched out his hand to press the lid, glanced at his wife, seeing that the other party kept his head down and did not speak, he opened it.Afterwards, a captain glanced at the contents of the box, looked up at Bai Wu, and waited for an explanation.

"...This is from Captain Lan Ran, my lord." Bai Wu couldn't restrain his trembling, but his voice was full of guilt, "Sorry, I lied to you for so long...I, I just don't know how to say it... "

"...How do you plan to deal with this thing?" Jianba didn't get angry as Bai Wusu thought, but asked after a while of silence, his tone didn't seem to change much.

"This item shouldn't be accepted, but I haven't been able to find a chance to return it."

"...Why don't you go directly to the Fifth Division to find that guy?"

"I..." Bai Wu frowned in confusion, bit his lips for a while before replying, "I'm a little afraid of Captain Aizen."

Hearing the girl's answer, Captain Saraki didn't make a sound for a long time, and after a while he continued to ask, "Are you afraid of me?"

"……what?!"

...would you rather give things to your husband and endure the charge of "derailment" than return them secretly?What's more, that husband is notoriously belligerent!

Now Bai Wu was silent, and after a long, long time, the girl's light voice slowly rippled in this quiet room filled with morning light.

"...My lord is different to me."

After finishing speaking, Bai Wu couldn't help covering his mouth with his hands, but his cheeks became redder and redder uncontrollably.

...Why would you say such a thing? It's so embarrassing! !

The girl lowered her head tightly, covering her mouth with her hands, and smoke began to rise from the top of her head.But precisely because of this, she missed the rare change on her husband's face.

"...I see." Jianba stretched out his hand and pushed the lid of the box aside, then pointed to the place near him and greeted Bai Wu, "Come over here."

"Huh?" Bai Wu was taken aback for a moment, and slowly moved over full of uneasiness.

A certain captain didn't say much, but just reached out to his wife.Bai Wu looked at the broad palm that was spread out in front of him, his fingers nervously stirred on his chest for a long time, and then he touched it tremblingly.

Kenpachi held Bai Wu's hand loosely like this, there was no unnecessary movement just holding it, in fact the gap between the palms was enough to put another hand in.But the rough palms of my husband who held the sword all the year round were enough to make the girl blush and evaporate.

... This is the first time the couple hold hands after they got married.

Just when Bai Wukuai completely turned into water vapor, Jianba suddenly exerted a slight force, and pulled his wife who had been bowing her head and completely unresponsive, into his embrace.

…@///_///@? !Huh? !

Looking at the solid chest that was less than five centimeters away from the tip of his nose, Bai Wu instantly felt a sign of blood pressure rising and cerebral congestion.The confinement between the husband's arms is not very tight. In fact, the girl can escape with a little struggle.But after a momentary blank mind, Bai Wu completely calmed down.

...Is it too abnormal for me to be so calm when I should be panicking? !After this incident, Bai Wu was often puzzled by his actions at that time.

But at this moment, after being dazed in the other party's arms for nearly half a minute, Bai Wu also reached out and hugged her husband gently.

... It's not a coincidence, this time it's completely out of will.

I don't know how long it took, just when Bai Wu felt his nose was a bit suffocated like when he was holding a photo of the library pillar when he graduated, there were a few hurried footsteps and a certain three people suddenly opened the door and shouted woke her up.

"Captain, Captain!!" X2

"Little sword, little sword...uh!"

Bai Wu was so frightened that he jumped back, covered his cheeks and looked at Jian Ba ​​with a faint smile on his blushing face, and he hesitated for a long time before saying: "I... I'll make dinner."

(Note, it's seven o'clock in the morning.)

After finishing speaking, Bai Wu rushed out the door with a face like a ripe persimmon, leaving only the petrified trio of Kusanagi Yachiru, Madarame Kakaku and Ayasegawa Yuki, despite the fresh morning breeze. They have hair.

After a long time, a certain mushroom-headed vice-captain turned his head, and said to his third seat and fifth seat with a serious face, "...it must be the wrong way for you to get up this morning!"

...==###Hey, who the hell came to wake us up early in the morning! !