I'm really married, don't lie to you
Chapter 68
The barrage area was completely quiet.
For a few seconds, no one sent a barrage.
The audience was directly shocked by Lu Jin, and was speechless for a long time.
After a few more seconds, someone tentatively typed a question mark, and the barrage area became active again.
[I think in Lu Lu's case, it's useless for Yuelao to preside over the wedding. 】
【How much filter does Lin Yan have to turn on to endure it? 】
[Thank you program team. 】
In the campsite, Lin Yan stared at Lu Jin and didn't speak for a long time.
Lu Jin tasted something in this strange silence, "Do you not cut your hair?"
"Grass." Lin Yan felt that his blood pressure was not stable, so he tried to calmly say, "I'm talking about grass."
Lu Jin quickly answered, "A kind of plant."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "The brackets are over."
Lin Yan was expressionless: "Are you an idiot?"
Lu Jin had already reacted when he finished talking, and hid the scissors behind him in embarrassment, "It can still be saved."
Lin Yan: "Save me, don't save me."
Avoiding Lu Jin's hand, he patted down the grass clippings himself.
[Tsk tsk, what a scene of love. 】
【Grass (a kind of plant)】
Lu Jin raised his hand, wanting to help Lin Yan, but he refused again.
But his hands were stretched out, and he didn't want to take them back directly.
Lu Jin thought for a while, and spread his fingers to help him block the sun.
Lin Yan wiped the grass clippings clean, and glanced at him, this time he didn't slap Lu Jin's hand away.
Lu Jin couldn't stay idle.
He quietly shielded Lin Yan for a while, then moved his hand down to shield Lin Yan's eyebrows.
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin: "Blink."
Lin Yan blinked with a question mark on his face.
Lu Jin whispered: "Blink quickly, it's Monkey King... Wocao..."
Lu Jin was directly pushed by Lin Yan and sat down on the ground.
With a rare smile on Lin Yan's face, he snatched the scissors from Lu Jin's hand, "I think you are very suitable to be Monk Sha, do you want to try?"
Lu Jin begged for mercy: "I was wrong."
[I didn't say, Yanyan, why are you still being fooled hahaha. 】
[Cut hair and cut hair, why push people, this posture is better for cutting? o(////////)q]
[The posture of begging for mercy is very chic, and it is very experienced at first glance. 】
Lin Yan bent down to pick up Xiaomi, and threw the scissors beside him, "Go and return it yourself."
He raised his eyes and saw the director standing not far away, looking at them with a smile.
Seeing him looking over, the director turned his head and pretended nothing happened.
Lin Yan simply walked over.
Seeing that he couldn't escape, the director said directly: "It has nothing to do with me, I just borrowed a pair of scissors."
Lin Yan didn't intend to pursue it, but said, "I'll wait here."
Lu Jin quickly followed.
Just did something stupid, and now he's trying to figure out how to make people happy.
"Shall we go fruit picking?"
Lin Yan: "No, the director only paid for two people."
Lu Jin: "I have money."
Lin Yan was unmoved: "Don't break the rules of the program group casually."
Lu Jin looked at the director.
The director didn't want to get involved in this turmoil: "Then what, you can do whatever you want."
Lin Yan glanced at the time, Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin were almost here, so he said, "No."
Lu Jin looked at the time with him, and thought of this, "Then let's go secretly later."
When he said "go secretly", he looked like a child who was going to do something bad.
Lin Yan muttered "childish" in his heart, but still nodded.
Soon, Zhou Xianyin and Huang Ying's car arrived.
The door opened, and Zhou Xianyin got out of the car first.
After he briefly greeted the people waiting here, he turned around and stretched out his hand into the car, his expression softened a bit.
Huang Ying took his hand and got out of the car.
She smiled at everyone gently, and greeted everyone one by one, but she didn't let go of her hand, which was held tightly by Zhou Xianyin.
In the last recording, Zhou Xianyin had already confessed to Huang Ying.
Huang Ying didn't agree at that time, leaving suspense, and there was a lot of topic at that time.
Looking at Huang Ying's current appearance, it is obvious that she has agreed.
Lu Jin glanced at them, a little envious.
He followed suit, reached out to his boyfriend, and called him, "Lin Yan."
Lin Yan put his hand up subconsciously.
Then he quickly realized what was wrong, and said with a cold face: "If you dare to make a "woof", I will dare to beat you. "
Lu Jin: "..."
He really didn't think so this time.
I just want to hold my boyfriend's hand.
Because of Lin Yan's words, everyone laughed.
Huang Ying couldn't stop laughing: "Mr. Lu, why are you doing this? Wouldn't being more romantic kill you?"
She watched many wonderful clips of Lu Jin and Lin Yan.
Originally, seeing how popular they were, she wanted to learn how to get along, but the more she watched, the more silent she became.
Who the hell can learn this?
Lu Jin's brain circuit, is it true that he will be single for the rest of his life?
The barrage is also sighing.
【Who still remembers that Lin Yan used to be very polite to Lu Jin. 】
[Teacher Lu one bite at a time, a sweet and cute new era.Who would have thought that after a few weeks, they would already start to greet Teacher Lu's mind. 】
[It means that the relationship has gone further, so you will be so unscrupulous towards the other party. 】
[CP fans are really awesome! 】
【Ah, wait a minute, are you really holding hands? 】
【Ahhh!The program team is awesome! 】
【Lu Jin is snickering, it's so sweet. 】
Lu Jin held Lin Yan's hand tightly, and pulled him to his side: "I'm obviously very romantic."
Huang Ying remembered those weird clips, and asked Lin Yan with a smile: "Really?"
Lin Yan didn't really want to answer.
Lu Jin bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "Show me some face."
The breath sprayed on Lin Yan's sensitive ears.
He paused, somehow remembering that yesterday Lu Jin bit and licked his ear like he found a new toy.
"Yes, very romantic." Lin Yan turned his face away calmly, "Are you satisfied?"
It sounded a bit reluctant, but Lu Jin made a request: "You can be more vocal and emotional."
Lin Yan looked at the camera: "Dear viewers and friends, this person in front of me is very romantic. He will give gifts to Shidun, take you into a puddle, cut your hair, and catch lobsters."
Lu Jin: "..."
The guests all laughed together.
The barrage also drifted past hahaha.
In this ocean of joy, Lu Jin said, "I never thought you could remember it so clearly..."
Lin Yan: "It's so romantic, it's a pity to forget it."
Lu Jin thought it made sense, "It's okay, the camera recorded it, and if you like it, you can play it on a loop at home every day."
Lin Yan looked at him, "Thank you for the suggestion."
Lu Jin looked back: "In order to prevent it from being removed from the shelves, I think it can be recorded..."
Lin Yan squeezed his mouth: "It's fine, take it."
Everyone laughed more happily.
The director laughed for a while, then clapped his hands: "Okay, everyone be quiet."
The laughter stopped one after another, and everyone stood in a row to listen to him continue.
Director: "Actually, we didn't assign any tasks today, let everyone relax, applaud!"
The applause sounded sparsely.
Jiang Didi doubted: "But there is no place where we live."
Director: "Yes, although there are no missions, there will be mini-games."
"The next game is very simple. It's called the Great Test of Tacit Understanding. There will be some questions for everyone. You need to write down the answers to the questions on the answer board. If you have the same answer, you can get one point. The couple who get the most points can stay in the tent next door. hotel."
Jiang Didi hesitated, "What about the minimum points?"
The director smiled: "You can try."
Lu Jin whispered to Lin Yan, "We can definitely stay in a hotel."
Jiang Didi and Xiang Bai are halfway CP, and they are alienated by the naked eye.
As for Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin, as far as he knows, they are business cps, and they will break up after the variety show is over.
Among the three couples, only they are real lovers.
The advantage is huge.
Lin Yan was not very relieved, and told him: "You write some normal answers."
Lu Jin gave a thumbs up, "Don't worry."
Lin Yan looked at the thumb, thinking of all the bizarre unfolding accompanied by the thumb, and didn't want to believe it.
The staff gave everyone a small whiteboard and asked everyone to disperse.
Lu Jin reluctantly let go of his hand, "Will you still hold me later?"
Lin Yan pushed him: "Let's talk later, you go first."
Lu Jin: "Don't you miss my slender hands?"
God damn slender hands.
Lin Yan: "Nostalgia, nostalgia, is it alright?"
Lu Jin left with satisfaction.
Questions are drawn at random.
Director: "For the first question, please write down the girl's favorite singer. Lin Yan, you and Lu Jin, rock-paper-scissors."
Lin Yan had a guessing game with Lu Jin, and Lin Yan lost.
Lin Yan has no particular favorite singer.
But after thinking about it, he wrote down his favorite singers on Baidu Encyclopedia.
Lu Jin will read him on Baidu Encyclopedia, so he should pay attention.
After everyone finished writing, the director: "Brighten the question board."
Both Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin wrote Huang Ying.
Xiang Bai and Jiang Didi made a mistake.
All eyes turned to the group in the middle.
I saw a foreign singer written on Lin Yan's writing board.
And there is only one word on Lu Jin's question board - me.
Everyone: "..."
Barrage area: "..."
What kind of outrageous confidence is this.
Lu Jin was quite surprised: "Your favorite singer isn't me?"
Lin Yan was more surprised than him: "Are you a singer and you just write about yourself?"
Lu Jin: "I can sing, don't you like my singing?"
Lin Yan: "..."
Like a hammer, only when you sing I hope you are dumb.
Director: "Ahem, the second question. What's the man's favorite animal? Lin Yan and Lu Jin, guess your fist."
This time it was Lu Jin who won.
Holding the whiteboard marker, Lin Yan felt that he couldn't use common sense to think about Lu Jin's answer.
Holding back his shame, he wrote a word on the question board.
Publish the answer phase.
Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin still guessed right.
The surprise this time was that Jiang Didi got the kitten right and got a point for his guess.
The pressure came to the group of Lin Yan and Lu Jin.
Lin Yan's answer: Me.
Lu Jin's answer: crayfish.
Guests: "..."
Lu Jin: "Lin Yan: "..."
Xiao Mi crawled around at Lin Yan's feet, as if realizing that Lin Yan had written the wrong answer, and pinched his trouser legs with small pliers.
For a moment, Lin Yan just wanted to let himself disappear in place.
Lu Jin broke the silence, he didn't understand, and said cautiously: "Lin Yan, let's... be individuals, okay?"
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
For a few seconds, no one sent a barrage.
The audience was directly shocked by Lu Jin, and was speechless for a long time.
After a few more seconds, someone tentatively typed a question mark, and the barrage area became active again.
[I think in Lu Lu's case, it's useless for Yuelao to preside over the wedding. 】
【How much filter does Lin Yan have to turn on to endure it? 】
[Thank you program team. 】
In the campsite, Lin Yan stared at Lu Jin and didn't speak for a long time.
Lu Jin tasted something in this strange silence, "Do you not cut your hair?"
"Grass." Lin Yan felt that his blood pressure was not stable, so he tried to calmly say, "I'm talking about grass."
Lu Jin quickly answered, "A kind of plant."
Lin Yan: "..."
Lu Jin: "The brackets are over."
Lin Yan was expressionless: "Are you an idiot?"
Lu Jin had already reacted when he finished talking, and hid the scissors behind him in embarrassment, "It can still be saved."
Lin Yan: "Save me, don't save me."
Avoiding Lu Jin's hand, he patted down the grass clippings himself.
[Tsk tsk, what a scene of love. 】
【Grass (a kind of plant)】
Lu Jin raised his hand, wanting to help Lin Yan, but he refused again.
But his hands were stretched out, and he didn't want to take them back directly.
Lu Jin thought for a while, and spread his fingers to help him block the sun.
Lin Yan wiped the grass clippings clean, and glanced at him, this time he didn't slap Lu Jin's hand away.
Lu Jin couldn't stay idle.
He quietly shielded Lin Yan for a while, then moved his hand down to shield Lin Yan's eyebrows.
Lin Yan: "?"
Lu Jin: "Blink."
Lin Yan blinked with a question mark on his face.
Lu Jin whispered: "Blink quickly, it's Monkey King... Wocao..."
Lu Jin was directly pushed by Lin Yan and sat down on the ground.
With a rare smile on Lin Yan's face, he snatched the scissors from Lu Jin's hand, "I think you are very suitable to be Monk Sha, do you want to try?"
Lu Jin begged for mercy: "I was wrong."
[I didn't say, Yanyan, why are you still being fooled hahaha. 】
[Cut hair and cut hair, why push people, this posture is better for cutting? o(////////)q]
[The posture of begging for mercy is very chic, and it is very experienced at first glance. 】
Lin Yan bent down to pick up Xiaomi, and threw the scissors beside him, "Go and return it yourself."
He raised his eyes and saw the director standing not far away, looking at them with a smile.
Seeing him looking over, the director turned his head and pretended nothing happened.
Lin Yan simply walked over.
Seeing that he couldn't escape, the director said directly: "It has nothing to do with me, I just borrowed a pair of scissors."
Lin Yan didn't intend to pursue it, but said, "I'll wait here."
Lu Jin quickly followed.
Just did something stupid, and now he's trying to figure out how to make people happy.
"Shall we go fruit picking?"
Lin Yan: "No, the director only paid for two people."
Lu Jin: "I have money."
Lin Yan was unmoved: "Don't break the rules of the program group casually."
Lu Jin looked at the director.
The director didn't want to get involved in this turmoil: "Then what, you can do whatever you want."
Lin Yan glanced at the time, Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin were almost here, so he said, "No."
Lu Jin looked at the time with him, and thought of this, "Then let's go secretly later."
When he said "go secretly", he looked like a child who was going to do something bad.
Lin Yan muttered "childish" in his heart, but still nodded.
Soon, Zhou Xianyin and Huang Ying's car arrived.
The door opened, and Zhou Xianyin got out of the car first.
After he briefly greeted the people waiting here, he turned around and stretched out his hand into the car, his expression softened a bit.
Huang Ying took his hand and got out of the car.
She smiled at everyone gently, and greeted everyone one by one, but she didn't let go of her hand, which was held tightly by Zhou Xianyin.
In the last recording, Zhou Xianyin had already confessed to Huang Ying.
Huang Ying didn't agree at that time, leaving suspense, and there was a lot of topic at that time.
Looking at Huang Ying's current appearance, it is obvious that she has agreed.
Lu Jin glanced at them, a little envious.
He followed suit, reached out to his boyfriend, and called him, "Lin Yan."
Lin Yan put his hand up subconsciously.
Then he quickly realized what was wrong, and said with a cold face: "If you dare to make a "woof", I will dare to beat you. "
Lu Jin: "..."
He really didn't think so this time.
I just want to hold my boyfriend's hand.
Because of Lin Yan's words, everyone laughed.
Huang Ying couldn't stop laughing: "Mr. Lu, why are you doing this? Wouldn't being more romantic kill you?"
She watched many wonderful clips of Lu Jin and Lin Yan.
Originally, seeing how popular they were, she wanted to learn how to get along, but the more she watched, the more silent she became.
Who the hell can learn this?
Lu Jin's brain circuit, is it true that he will be single for the rest of his life?
The barrage is also sighing.
【Who still remembers that Lin Yan used to be very polite to Lu Jin. 】
[Teacher Lu one bite at a time, a sweet and cute new era.Who would have thought that after a few weeks, they would already start to greet Teacher Lu's mind. 】
[It means that the relationship has gone further, so you will be so unscrupulous towards the other party. 】
[CP fans are really awesome! 】
【Ah, wait a minute, are you really holding hands? 】
【Ahhh!The program team is awesome! 】
【Lu Jin is snickering, it's so sweet. 】
Lu Jin held Lin Yan's hand tightly, and pulled him to his side: "I'm obviously very romantic."
Huang Ying remembered those weird clips, and asked Lin Yan with a smile: "Really?"
Lin Yan didn't really want to answer.
Lu Jin bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "Show me some face."
The breath sprayed on Lin Yan's sensitive ears.
He paused, somehow remembering that yesterday Lu Jin bit and licked his ear like he found a new toy.
"Yes, very romantic." Lin Yan turned his face away calmly, "Are you satisfied?"
It sounded a bit reluctant, but Lu Jin made a request: "You can be more vocal and emotional."
Lin Yan looked at the camera: "Dear viewers and friends, this person in front of me is very romantic. He will give gifts to Shidun, take you into a puddle, cut your hair, and catch lobsters."
Lu Jin: "..."
The guests all laughed together.
The barrage also drifted past hahaha.
In this ocean of joy, Lu Jin said, "I never thought you could remember it so clearly..."
Lin Yan: "It's so romantic, it's a pity to forget it."
Lu Jin thought it made sense, "It's okay, the camera recorded it, and if you like it, you can play it on a loop at home every day."
Lin Yan looked at him, "Thank you for the suggestion."
Lu Jin looked back: "In order to prevent it from being removed from the shelves, I think it can be recorded..."
Lin Yan squeezed his mouth: "It's fine, take it."
Everyone laughed more happily.
The director laughed for a while, then clapped his hands: "Okay, everyone be quiet."
The laughter stopped one after another, and everyone stood in a row to listen to him continue.
Director: "Actually, we didn't assign any tasks today, let everyone relax, applaud!"
The applause sounded sparsely.
Jiang Didi doubted: "But there is no place where we live."
Director: "Yes, although there are no missions, there will be mini-games."
"The next game is very simple. It's called the Great Test of Tacit Understanding. There will be some questions for everyone. You need to write down the answers to the questions on the answer board. If you have the same answer, you can get one point. The couple who get the most points can stay in the tent next door. hotel."
Jiang Didi hesitated, "What about the minimum points?"
The director smiled: "You can try."
Lu Jin whispered to Lin Yan, "We can definitely stay in a hotel."
Jiang Didi and Xiang Bai are halfway CP, and they are alienated by the naked eye.
As for Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin, as far as he knows, they are business cps, and they will break up after the variety show is over.
Among the three couples, only they are real lovers.
The advantage is huge.
Lin Yan was not very relieved, and told him: "You write some normal answers."
Lu Jin gave a thumbs up, "Don't worry."
Lin Yan looked at the thumb, thinking of all the bizarre unfolding accompanied by the thumb, and didn't want to believe it.
The staff gave everyone a small whiteboard and asked everyone to disperse.
Lu Jin reluctantly let go of his hand, "Will you still hold me later?"
Lin Yan pushed him: "Let's talk later, you go first."
Lu Jin: "Don't you miss my slender hands?"
God damn slender hands.
Lin Yan: "Nostalgia, nostalgia, is it alright?"
Lu Jin left with satisfaction.
Questions are drawn at random.
Director: "For the first question, please write down the girl's favorite singer. Lin Yan, you and Lu Jin, rock-paper-scissors."
Lin Yan had a guessing game with Lu Jin, and Lin Yan lost.
Lin Yan has no particular favorite singer.
But after thinking about it, he wrote down his favorite singers on Baidu Encyclopedia.
Lu Jin will read him on Baidu Encyclopedia, so he should pay attention.
After everyone finished writing, the director: "Brighten the question board."
Both Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin wrote Huang Ying.
Xiang Bai and Jiang Didi made a mistake.
All eyes turned to the group in the middle.
I saw a foreign singer written on Lin Yan's writing board.
And there is only one word on Lu Jin's question board - me.
Everyone: "..."
Barrage area: "..."
What kind of outrageous confidence is this.
Lu Jin was quite surprised: "Your favorite singer isn't me?"
Lin Yan was more surprised than him: "Are you a singer and you just write about yourself?"
Lu Jin: "I can sing, don't you like my singing?"
Lin Yan: "..."
Like a hammer, only when you sing I hope you are dumb.
Director: "Ahem, the second question. What's the man's favorite animal? Lin Yan and Lu Jin, guess your fist."
This time it was Lu Jin who won.
Holding the whiteboard marker, Lin Yan felt that he couldn't use common sense to think about Lu Jin's answer.
Holding back his shame, he wrote a word on the question board.
Publish the answer phase.
Huang Ying and Zhou Xianyin still guessed right.
The surprise this time was that Jiang Didi got the kitten right and got a point for his guess.
The pressure came to the group of Lin Yan and Lu Jin.
Lin Yan's answer: Me.
Lu Jin's answer: crayfish.
Guests: "..."
Lu Jin: "Lin Yan: "..."
Xiao Mi crawled around at Lin Yan's feet, as if realizing that Lin Yan had written the wrong answer, and pinched his trouser legs with small pliers.
For a moment, Lin Yan just wanted to let himself disappear in place.
Lu Jin broke the silence, he didn't understand, and said cautiously: "Lin Yan, let's... be individuals, okay?"
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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