I'm really married, don't lie to you

In front of the camera, Lin Yan controlled his expression very well.

【Help... I actually thought it was a kitten or a puppy, how could I have such ordinary thoughts? 】

[What a delicious pet. 】

[This pet is not expensive, 21 catties, I just placed an order for five catties. 】

[Laughing to death, Lin Yan doesn't want to reach out this hand at all. 】

Lin Yan watched Lu Jin wrestle with the crayfish, and pressed Twitch's forehead, "Would you like to buy a lobster?"

Lu Jin finally rescued his fingers from the pliers, "It's a gift. Besides, one is a pet, and the other is a dish."

"Can't one be a vegetable?"

Lu Jin choked, "You want to eat even one?"

Lin Yan said seriously: "If you don't eat it as soon as possible, you won't be able to eat it when you die."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan glanced at Lu Jin's red fingers, the skin was a little broken, but there was no bleeding.

Lu Jin didn't care much about the pinch, he still introduced to Lin Yan with great interest: "Crayfish is really very healing, don't you really want it?"

It is really healing when you eat it.

But Lu Jin is obviously not talking about eating now.

Lin Yan humbly asked, "Where is the cure?"

Lu Jin: "If you play rock-paper-scissors with it, you will always win."

Lin Yan: "..."

Who can play rock-paper-scissors with lobsters?

Are you sick!

Lin Yan asked with a complicated mood: "Have you ever played?"

Lu Jin: "I've played it, won nine games and lost one game."

Lin Yan's eyes twitched: "Would you like to explain why you lost to Crayfish?"

Lu Jin's tone was quite proud: "Invincible is too lonely, I will let it."

Lin Yan: "..."

"In order to comfort it, I took a photo with Xiaomi." Lu Jin said, took out his phone and clicked on the photo, the first one was the one.

He showed the photos to Lin Yan and the audience.

[What the hell is Xiaomi?Temporary name? 】

[Good guy, this photo, the face-to-face photo, Xiao Mi was pushed into the corner by you! 】

[Xiao Mi is so miserable, only showing her head. 】

【If the theme is not "I and my pet", maybe only Lu Jin is left in this photo. Does anyone really take a photo with him? 】

With Lu Jin around, there will be absolutely no silence on the road.

But the audience soon discovered that although there was no silence, but...

Except for a few words to them at the beginning, Lu Jin spent the rest of the time talking to Lin Yan.

over!Complete!without!reason!he!they!

Lin Yan still noticed them at first, but was gradually distracted by Lu Jin, and rarely interacted with the barrage.

audience:"……"

You two, you are amazing!snort!

Lu Jin didn't say anything, but just shared what he saw on the road with Lin Yan.

"There was a disabled old man who was selling vegetables. It seemed that no one came after selling vegetables for a long time. A little girl threw down 200 yuan, picked up a pumpkin and ran away. The old man tried to catch up with her, so he kept trying to get the girl back quickly. It’s not worth that much money.”

Lu Jin smiled: "Then I also went to buy pumpkins and asked him which pumpkin is the most beautiful, and I want to match mine."

Lin Yan said angrily, "Appearance discrimination?"

Lu Jin was puzzled: "Why are you angry?"

Lin Yan: "..."

[Translate, why are you angry, you are so beautiful. 】

[The most beautiful one is worthy of me, hey, if you want to praise your wife for her beauty, you don't have to rub it in secret. 】

Lu Jin then finished the story: "I let him rest assured that the pumpkin will follow me to ensure that the food is delicious and spicy."

Lin Yan: "Did he take you crazy?"

Lu Jin: "It wasn't originally, but when I gave him 500 yuan, he thought it was, and asked me if it was a gift money."

Lin Yan: "..."

Lin Yan asked a crucial question: "Where's the pumpkin?"

Lu Jin's smile paused slightly, and his expression became blank: "Yes, where is my pumpkin?"

Lin Yan: "..."

A pumpkin this big can't just disappear.

Lu Jin and Lin Yan looked at each other.

Lin Yan: "Can you be more outrageous?"

Lu Jin thought about it for a long time, but couldn't remember where the pumpkin went, so he said to the camera: "Looking for melons, if you see a beautiful pumpkin in City A, please don't throw it away, I hope to treat it well, after all, it is also very lucky Er, I don’t know who abducted it from me.”

The more Lu Jin thought about it, the more regretful he became: "I wanted to show you."

Lin Yan was angry and funny: "Next time, you might as well lose your person."

After finishing speaking, Lin Yan felt something was wrong again.

With Lu Jin's wayfinding level, it's not surprising that he would get lost.

[Oh my God, I happened to pass by there this morning, I said the back looks so similar, it really is him.Lu Jin, you didn't take your pumpkin away at all! ! 】

[Nimma, hahaha. 】

[Can it be more outrageous?Lu Jin: Yes. 】

【I was nearby, so I ran over to have a look. Grandpa was still there, but he put the pumpkin away and said he had sold it, waiting for the young man to go back and marry him. 】

[I laughed out loud, what a marriage. 】

Although Lu Jin didn't see this barrage, the program group who was always paying attention did.

The staff sitting in the co-pilot whispered into the topic: "Mr. Lu, your pumpkin is still at Grandpa's."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan was not surprised at all.

Lu Jin was silent for a moment, then took out his phone and called City Express.

Lin Yan: "City Express hasn't even asked you to endorse it yet."

Lu Jin sighed: "I didn't expect the utilization rate to be so high."

"I thought you didn't want it."

"If you don't have anything to eat today, it's not bad to eat pumpkin."

Lin Yan thought of something: "Why are you there?"

That place is not very far from his house, it seems that after Lu Jin went out from his house, he didn't go back at all.

"Because I didn't have enough time, I simply asked them to come out to put on makeup. Fortunately, they haven't arrived yet. When they rushed over, I took a stroll."

[Wait... Did you omit a lot of processes? 】

[There is no antecedent, but Lin Yan didn't ask...he knew? 】

[It's true, they slept together last night. 】

[My husband can come out for a morning run, what kind of real hammer is this? 】

Lu Jin thought of the audience this time and glanced at the barrage.

But he didn't answer, and said very embarrassingly: "Guess."

audience:"……"

The car finally drove into the destination.

It is a famous campsite in City A. The campsite is divided into two sides, one side is a camping hotel, equipped with tent rooms, restaurants, children's playgrounds, leisure areas and so on.

On the other side is an open space with nothing, tourists need to set up tents and prepare food by themselves.

The program group did not surprise everyone, and chose the second option.

But not unprepared.

Just when Lin Yan thought he was about to see an empty meadow, he saw a table set up, potted plants for decoration, several barbecue pits and so on.

The director came up and stood outside the car waiting for them.

Lin Yan opened the car door, the director smiled and stretched out his arms: "Welcome both of you!"

Lin Yan stepped forward to hug the director, but was snatched by Lu Jin.

Lu Jin hugged the director and patted him on the shoulder: "It's fine, you can't hold two people by yourself."

director:"……"

If it wasn't for the camera, he wanted to give Lu Jin a thumbs up.

This couple acted like each other, and the vinegar characters were all set.

The director chose to shake hands with Lin Yan very politely, afraid that the audience would not understand, so he deliberately said: "Some people won't let me hug, let's shake hands."

The corner of Lin Yan's mouth twitched lightly, "Yes."

Lin Yan looked around and asked, "Why is there no tent?"

The director smiled and said: "You will know later."

People are not here yet.

Xiang Bai and Jiang Didi have already arrived and went to pick fruit in the picking area.

Because Zhou Xianyin and Huang Ying have a long journey, they will arrive in about 15 minutes.

Lin Yan had nothing to do and wanted to go to the picking area to pick fruit, but was stopped by the director.

The director said awkwardly: "It's like this, we only paid for two people."

Lin Yan: "Can you pick some more?"

Director: "Be considerate and considerate."

Lu Jin suggested: "Do you want to let Xiao Mi out for a walk?"

Lin Yan didn't quite understand his idea of ​​naming the lobster, but since there is nothing interesting now, he nodded in agreement.

Xiaomi is quite lively, crawling around in the grass.

Lu Jin took a branch to tease it: "Xiao Mi, Xiao Mi, come here."

Lin Yan squatted and watched him play. After watching for a long time, he even thought it was fun to raise one to play with.

Lu Jin teased for a while, then raised his head and said, "I think it's a bit lonely."

Lin Yan: "Really."

Lu Jin: "After all, they all appear in kilograms."

"Ah, there are lobsters, do you have extra food for dinner?" A lively female voice sounded from above the head.

Lin Yan turned his head to look, and saw Jiang Didi carrying a basket of oranges.

Seeing Lin Yan looking at her, Jiang Didi greeted her with a crooked smile: "Mr. Lin, Mr. Lu, long time no see."

Lin Yan nodded: "Hello."

After greeting Lu Jin, he said, "This is not for food, this is a pet I gave to Lin Yan."

Jiang Didi: "..."

Who would give a crayfish as a pet?

Jiang Didi swallowed her saliva, and said against her will: "It's so special, as expected of Teacher Lu."

Xiang Bai stood aside and asked, "Do you have a name?"

Lin Yan replied, "Yes, it's Xiao Mi."

Sensing Lu Jin's gaze, Xiang Bai pretended not to see it, squatted down beside Lin Yan, and said, "Very cute name, did you choose it?"

Lu Jin: "I took it."

Xiang Bai was silent for a moment, "Teacher Lu is still childlike."

Lu Jin: "..."

What, say he is naive?

Lin Yan didn't know what to think of, so he smiled and agreed with his words: "It's really a little bit."

Xiang Bai shrugged helplessly, not wanting to be the bad guy, he greeted Jiang Didi: "Let's go, let's put the fruit away."

Jiang Didi didn't seem to see their interaction, her smile remained unchanged: "Okay, to senior."

They walked away side by side, not in an intimate gesture.

Lin Yan looked at their backs and said hesitantly, "They..."

It feels as if there is no emotion, not even pretending.

It looks more like seniors and juniors.

Lu Jin pulled some weeds and called him, "Lin Yan."

The moment Lin Yan turned his head, Lu Jin raised his hand, and all the grass fell on Lin Yan's head.

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "Ah, I wanted to mess with the Heavenly Girl Scattering Flowers, but I didn't get it done."

Lin Yan said expressionlessly, "Help me clean my hair."

Lu Jin froze for a moment, hesitated and said, "Really?"

Lin Yan took a deep breath: "What else? Keep it for the New Year? Or keep it with green hair?"

The word "green" poked Lu Jin in an instant, and he stood up immediately without talking nonsense: "Now, wait for me."

Under Lin Yan's inexplicable gaze, Lu Jin ran towards the director.

Being far away, Lin Yan couldn't hear what Lu Jin said.

The director scratched his head and led Lu Jin to his own car.

Lin Yan turned his head and lowered his eyes to poke the crayfish that wandered in front of him.

Not long after, Lu Jin ran over with two things.

A pair of large scissors.

a razor.

Lu Jin: "Come on, which one should be cut first? The top of the head or the back of the head?"

The author says:

Lu Jin, my red thread is made of steel bars.