I'm really married, don't lie to you

As Lu Jin's voice fell, the scene became more and more quiet.

The guests covered their mouths one after another, for fear that the heavy breathing would attract attention.

[Save life. 】

【Lu Jin, you are a real dog. 】

【Originally, this should be very sweet...】

Lin Yan was silent for a moment, resisting the urge to stuff the entire question board into Lu Jin's mouth, and raised his hand.

Director: "You say."

Lin Yan calmly said: "I have a question, does the ending have to be HE?"

director:"……"

Lin Yan: "Wouldn't it be like a shady scene?"

Sweat dripped from the director's forehead.

This is still live!

Lu Jin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized something, quickly erased the word "crayfish" and wrote Lin Yan.

His scalp was numb, and he reached out to hook Lin Yan's finger: "That... I can still save it."

Lin Yan withdrew his fingers and said coldly: "Don't save me. In fact, if you don't become an actor, it would be nice to be a doctor."

Lu Jin: "?"

Lin Yan: "The treatment of hypotension is miraculous."

Lu Jin: "..."

[Sorry I shouldn't have laughed. 】

[Catching up with the live broadcast and quarreling, Lin Yan finally lost his temper? 】

[Arguing at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. 】

[Scared me to death QAQ I thought Lin Yan really wanted to be. 】

At this moment, Lu Jin also felt what he was saying.

He said awkwardly: "I didn't react, don't be angry, I'll beat you up."

Lin Yan moved some distance away: "It still hurts to beat you up."

Lu Jin: "Then I'll tie some sponge and you hit it again."

Lin Yan: "What's the point if you don't feel pain?"

Lu Jin didn't make any moves, and thought for a while and said, "Either way, you stab me with a needle, stab it hard, laugh while stabbing, and stab while laughing. I will run away while crying..."

The guests laughed bitterly.

Shut up! !

Is there such an apology?

Lin Yan rubbed his temples, completely unable to look directly at the scene he was talking about, and spoke out his heart for everyone: "Shut up."

Lu Jin couldn't finish it, and quickly added: "If you are still not satisfied, I can make a hedgehog suit and you can roll on me after wearing it. It's over."

Still rolling.

Lin Yan pursed her lips, "You think beautifully."

The game will continue.

Currently, Lin Yan and the others are at the bottom of the rankings, and Lu Jin feels a little pain in the face when he thinks about what he swore before.

it's fine.

The game is not over yet.

Director: "I want to emphasize again, the one with the highest points will live in a hotel tent. The one with the lowest points, hehe..."

Everyone: "..."

Although I don't know what hey is.

But definitely not a good thing.

Director: "Okay, the third question..."

This time the question was about the color I like, and Lin Yan won.

Lin Yan didn't want to do anything, so he wrote down the answer honestly.

As a result, 5 minutes passed, and the director did not call out the question board.

All eyes were on Lu Jin who was writing furiously in the middle.

Lin Yan couldn't help asking: "Does your color not exist in the world? Is it worth writing a small composition for you?"

Lu Jin: "It's worth it."

After writing for another 2 minutes, Lu Jin stopped writing.The director was also very curious about what Lu Jin wrote, "Well, let's announce the answer." Lin Yan wrote black.Other guests also wrote the most common answers, nothing new.

But Lu Jin.

He wrote a whole whiteboard of rainbow farts.

I saw the writing on the question board: There is a unique color in the world, which is called Lin Yanse in my eyes. The moment I saw him, many scenes appeared in my mind, such as the grass blown by the wind, the moonlight The snow field, the sea at dusk...

Lu Jin blew hundreds of words wildly, writing whatever was nasty.

Jiang Didi looked dumbfounded: "Does Teacher Lu still have this level?"

Lu Jin said modestly: "Fortunately, I have an innate talent."

Jiang Didi didn't dare to speak.

He sneaked a glance at the expressionless Lin Yan.

If being angry is a talent, Mr. Lu, you are an expert.

Lin Yan was already numb. He looked all the way down and saw a "black" in the corner.

Why do you write so much?

Is the word "black" not compelling enough?

But I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.

There are only ten questions in total, and Lu Jin probably wanted to make up for it. He seized the opportunity to blow every question, even if Lin Yan guessed him, he could find an opportunity to blow back.

Lin Yan gradually lost his temper, and even began to wonder how many rainbow farts he could blow.

In order to make up for it, Lu Jin spent his whole life writing boasting.

Lin Yan admired this very much.

At first he was quite ashamed, digging his toes.

It may be numbness now, but Lin Yan's mentality has improved a lot.

Ten questions are over.

Announce the results of the game.

Under Lu Jin's efforts to turn the tide and God-like operations, they won the bottom No. 1 and won the "Hey Hey" reward.

Lin Yan: "..."

Lu Jin: "..."

Lu Jin couldn't believe it: "Are we the last?"

Director: "Why, you still want to take the first place?"

Lu Jin puzzled, "Don't we have a tacit understanding?"

The director was silent for a moment: "I've never seen such a perfect match."

Lu Jin: "..."

The director said with mixed feelings: "They each write their own."

The director has already made an allowance for the score, otherwise Lu Jin would not get a single point if his writing is so wrong.

Lin Yan was already prepared, and calmly returned the question board to the staff, and asked, "Then where shall we sleep?"

The staff showed them a hemp rope.

Lu Jin was shocked and said: "Rope? Two people sleeping? Xiaolongnv didn't take Yang Guo to sleep together, isn't this a single bed?"

Lin Yan: "The point is the single bed? The point is can the rope sleep?"

The director turned his head and said, "What did you take? You took it wrong!"

The staff member scratched his head: "Only this one."

The director said puzzledly: "No, I put it in, you wait."

He turned and followed the staff to the car.

Lu Jin moved closer to Lin Yan again, "I bet, it's definitely not a good thing."

Not a good thing, Lin Yan also thought of it.

but……

Lin Yan: "Why are you so excited?"

Lu Jin smiled and said, "If the place is small, I can stick with you."

Lin Yan: "Who wants to post with you."

Lu Jin: "I, I want to post with you."

After hearing this, Lin Yan couldn't help being in a trance.

Is this the same Lu Jin who made him a person?

How did this person's EQ go up and down?

The barrage area is also emotional.

[Lin Yan seems to like to listen to soft words, his eyes are soft. 】

[It's good to be like this all the time, and I won't be beaten, and my wife will stick to it. 】

[The script for couples is really delicious, but I started crying again when I thought it was the last episode. Will they still have a chance to be in the same frame? 】

[Let's watch and cherish it, a lot of cp later avoided suspicion. 】

Lu Jin conjured fruit candies like a magic trick and put them in Lin Yan's palm: "Don't be angry, you are the cutest no matter whether you are a small animal or not."

Lin Yan suddenly felt that the sugar was not sweet anymore, and said patiently: "I just forgot..."

Lu Jin: "Then I'll help you remember."

On the other side, Huang Ying was talking to Zhou Xianyin.

Out of the corner of the eye, Lin Yan caught a glimpse of a figure being pushed a few meters away.

"Lin Yan, we have something to discuss."

"Not negotiable."

"Communication is the bridge to build happiness, so we must have the courage to communicate."

"I don't want to be happy."

"Uh..." Huang Ying was dumbfounded, she stared blankly for a while, and then looked at Zhou Xianyin tacitly.

They all saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

Sure enough, the popular cp mode can't be learned at all.

Who can learn this?

Falling in love and talking about it looks like it's about to fight.

Lin Yan pushed Lu Jin to the director's station, turned his head and returned to the original place.

Lu Jin stood there and shouted to him from the air.

The director went back and forth, wondering: "You want to give a speech?"

He implicitly told Lu Jin to go away.

But Lu Jin thought about it and asked, "Is it possible?"

Director: "No!"

Lu Jin spread his hands regretfully, and seeing that his hands were empty again, he asked, "Where's our bed?"

The director scratched his head: "It fell, I asked someone to go back and pick it up."

Lu Jin: "You can't do this."

Director: "Teacher Lu, be careful what you say, I still have a chance to make the bed a single person."

Lu Jin said happily: "Really? You are too bad."

director:"……"

The next itinerary is for everyone to prepare lunch.

Since the guests were not notified to bring ingredients, everyone was empty-handed.

Just when everyone thought they were going to use local materials, the program team turned into a pig.

The staff chased the pigs all over the place, and the director stood aside and shouted with a loudspeaker: "We eat pork today."

Everyone was silent for a few seconds, then took out their mobile phones and started contacting any businesses selling skewers nearby.

Director: "Don't you guys like to eat a whole pig feast?"

Lin Yan: "Who will kill?"

Director: "You guys."

Lin Yan placed an order for some grilled skewers, raised his eyes and said, "Are dead pigs used to break the law?"

director:"……"

The director watched them order barbecue, and said heartbroken, "Where's the pig I bought at a big price?"

Lin Yan: "Embrace yourself and sleep."

Director: "Oh."

The merchant is quite far from the campsite, but Lin Yan and the others are not in a hurry to eat, and are slowly waiting for the takeaway.

Lin Yan also ordered some snacks and drinks from a nearby supermarket.

The supermarket is not far from here.

The owner of the supermarket personally delivered the food, and Lin Yan quickly got a large bag of snacks.

He put the snacks on the ground and let everyone take them freely.

Jiang Didi thanked him with a smile, and took a bottle of water from it.

Lin Yan took out a toy imitating a lizard from the bag.

This is a gift from the owner of the supermarket. Looking at the ashes, no one should have bought it.

Lin Yan took it apart and put the side with the straw in his mouth.

When you blow air, the "tongue" will pop out.

It's a boring game, but there's something to it.

Lin Yan was going to scare Lu Jin, he looked around, and Lu Jin was squatting not far away, not knowing what he was doing.

Lin Yan walked over, patted Lu Jin on the shoulder, and moved his head closer.

Sure enough, Lu Jin turned his head unsuspectingly.

Lin Yan exhaled, "snap" his tongue flicked out, and hit Lu Jin's lips.

The "tongue" is soft, not painful, but a little itchy, like flirting.

Lu Jin froze for a moment, and said with interest, "Come again."

Lin Yan followed suit and came again.

When he blew, his cheeks puffed up, they were round and cute, and Lu Jin couldn't help but take a second look.

Lu Jin took out a small bottle, "Look, I just caught a lot of mosquitoes! It matches your toy very well, let's play together."

With that said, he unscrewed the bottle cap.

Seeing that the mosquitoes were about to fly out, Lin Yan shoved Lu Jin's fingers into the mouth of the bottle with sharp eyesight and quick hands.

A few mosquitoes flew out, most of them flew over together like hungry people seeing a delicious meal, and bit Lu Jin's fingers.

Lu Jin: "..."

Lin Yan sticks out his "tongue" expressionlessly, and makes a comparison to him.

Great revenge.

Cool.

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