my scheming human boyfriend

Negotiations with the Grim Reaper at noon worked for at least one afternoon.For the whole afternoon, Bai Jinyi never saw the figure of the god of death in the unique white cloak flying away, and he was not used to the silence around him.

Maybe it was because of something, Bai Jinyi just finished thinking about it, when he saw a white ball under the shade of a tree outside the office.Taking a closer look, a cross fell from the white ball, which was clearly the back of the god of death sitting under the tree.

The setting sun shone on him, and the long shadow behind him was full of loneliness and autism.

What's going on here……

Bai Jinyi thought carefully about what the god of death should do.

Should I go to the computer room or the library to get the computer and go online?Why do you look deeply shocked.Could it be that there is a haunted sound, others are frightened, and death is injured?

Although a little embarrassed, Bai Jinyi did have a strong curiosity about why the god of death behaved like this...and a little bit of gloating.

"grim Reaper."

"Death also has a name." Bai Qiuqiu didn't move, only a muffled voice came from under the hood.

"Jian Wuxu." Bai Jinyi called out this name for the first time, with a very strange feeling.

"Hmm." It was still a muffled voice, still a white ball.

"What's wrong with you?" Bai Jinyi stretched out his hand and poked the white ball, facing the ghost, his social distance was really much closer.

His fingers penetrate the body of Reaper, who is a normal ghost, without hindrance.

But the god of death must have felt when someone's finger penetrated the body.

Bai Qiuqiu moved, the hood lifted, and Bai Jin saw the face of death.

A super dejected face.

"I'll follow what you said in the afternoon, and go to the library to find a computer to surf the Internet." Compared to Bai Jinyi, Jian Wuxu is really a god of death who is willing to share, and he has already opened his mouth to speak.

"Ah."

"The peace talks you said at noon, I think it makes sense, but there is no basis for what you say. This must be implemented and the two of us must be regulated at the same time."

"..." It's just that Mr. Bai is a little ashamed to use expedient measures to fool the god of death.

"I want to draw up a "Treaty of Mutual Aggression Between Humans and Ghosts", which stipulates the time when we will not invade each other, the time when we will invade each other, and the method of non-aggression and the method of invasion."

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"I want to go online and look for examples."

"..." Bai Jinyi felt as if he had foreseen the end of the story.

"But many websites require you to log in to an account. I want to register without an account, but registration requires a mobile phone number, and I don't have a mobile phone number—" Jian Wuxu began to look at Bai Jinyi.

Those eyes that are prone to tears are now watery, Bai Jinyi always feels that he must be careful in his answer, otherwise he will be allergic to tears again.

He pondered: "Shouldn't this kind of thing be looked up on your underworld website instead of on the human website?"

The silent one suddenly became a god of death.

Bai Jinyi didn't pay attention, and continued to say that he didn't want to give away his mobile phone, so he decided to help the god of death relieve the pressure a little: "It's 2022, the hell should have a digital office, right? Even if you don't want to work with your colleagues If you contact us, the Underworld also has similar information that you can get—by the way, do you have a work group? After diving in the work group for a period of time, you can learn a lot of things.”

Death turned his head and wanted to float away.

Bai Jinyi subconsciously grabbed a handful, and his fingers passed through the opponent's cloak that was blown straight by the wind. The illusory cloak swayed between his fingers, like Jane Wuxu always fluttering around restlessly. go body.

Jian Wuxu floated forward for a while, and then floated back unwillingly.

"We have workgroups."

The problem is solved.

"I'm not in the work group."

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"Damn it!" Jian Wuxu resented, "Did you do it on purpose! You saw that I was not good enough in business, I was squeezed out by them, and I wasn't even pulled into the work group, and you even said it to humiliate me!"

"..." Bai Jinyi chose his words carefully, "So, you have been marginalized in the workplace?"

"Yes, otherwise!" Jian Wuxu showed a small scythe, "Would my knife be so small?!"

"..." I'm sorry, I always thought it was just a joke.

In short, Bai Jinyi wanted to laugh a little, but he also felt a little sympathetic.

Because Jian Wuxu was so angry that he started to step on grass and kick trees, of course it was useless, he was just a piao.

Of course, he also understood why the god of death hooked him in such a hurry.

"Then after you successfully seduce the soul..." Bai Jinyi.

"You can join the work group smoothly." Jian Wuxu quickly connected, obviously this sentence has been brewing in his heart for a long time, "The sickle can also become bigger!"

Bai Jinyi actually wanted to persuade the God of Death, the first step was so difficult, otherwise the job would be forgotten.

But if you think about it carefully, isn't the god of death now always persuading him to let go of such a hated job?

He decided to keep his mouth shut in case he threw a boomerang at himself.

He was silent, and Death spoke again.

They are really like a seesaw, one person advances, one ghost retreats, one person retreats, one ghost advances, and they are quite conservative.

"Anyway, I can't get help from the underworld. And I have to prove that I can. So, can you lend me your mobile phone?" Jian Wuxu came over.In order to prove himself at work, he can first compromise with humans.

Bojinyishe feared almost having an attack.

"I just borrowed your mobile phone number! I will never read your private information!" Jian Wuxu swore.

Bai Jinyi believed it.

"Teacher Bai..." Jian Wuxu looked helplessly, with the corners of his eyes drooping, looking pitiful.

Bai Jinyi had a heart attack.

But social fear also broke out.

Bai Jinyi took two steps back, away from the beautiful and innocent face of the Grim Reaper, who looked more like an angel than the Grim Reaper.He stood alone, calmed down for a while, and took out his mobile phone.

He logged out of all social accounts.

Then lock all apps that involve privacy.

Finally, he has a small mobile phone number... Although he applied for this small mobile phone number, he didn't think about what to do at the beginning, but the package of 6 yuan per month was continued, and now it has worked wonders.

As soon as he operated, the lock that should be locked, the one that should be deleted, the one that should be downloaded, and the download that should be downloaded, he buried his head and forgot about the god of death next to him, until someone called him——

"Mr. Bai, why are you still here?"

He looked up and saw that it was Zhang Yuchi.

Zhang Yuchi was wearing a painter's hat sideways, standing against the wind, looking at him in surprise.

Jian Wuxu whispered beside him: "I reminded you just now that someone is walking towards you, but you have been ignoring me."

"Teacher Zhang." Bai Jinyi temporarily ignored Jian Wuxu, "Is it strange that I am here?"

"It's really strange." Zhang Yuchi, "The first class of evening self-study has already rang."

"..." That's right, the bell has already rang for the first class, and it's time for him to go back to the class to inspect.

"Didn't the loving father inform the teachers of all grades in the afternoon that everyone will go to the auditorium for the first class of self-study tonight?"

"!!" Bai Jin agreed.

There is a meeting tonight.

The bell is ringing for the first class.

He ran.

Jian Wuxu froze for a moment before catching up.

From behind, Zhang Yuchi looked at the running figure in front of him and shook his head: "Mr. Bai is really a little strange today..."

After all, take it easy and move on.

Panting all the way to the lecture hall, Bai Jinyi, after entering the door, found that the principal had arrived and was sitting on the rostrum. Almost all the other teachers had also arrived, and there were only two vacant seats.

One is his.

He calmed down, and under the gaze of countless piercing eyes, he said bravely, "Sorry, I'm late."

As he spoke, he lowered his head and hurried into his seat.

The principal didn't say anything, just fiddled with the loudspeaker, making the loudspeaker make a sizzle sound, with his signature mysterious smile that could be interpreted in any way.

"Right now, members of our extended family..."

The door was opened again, and Zhang Yuchi arrived at the scene.

He Shi Shiran said, "Sorry, I'm late."

After finishing speaking, Shi Shiran entered the last vacant seat, took off his painter's hat, and revealed his half-length bun underneath.

The mysterious smile on the headmaster's face turned into a constipated smile for a moment.

The principal is no longer "family", and starts directly:

"The Education Bureau temporarily issued a document, still emphasizing the old-fashioned way. Compared with the students' test scores, the mental health of the students is more important. However, I want to emphasize again that the students' grades are related to the future of the students, and also related to the future of the students. The honor of the school..."

The headmaster on the stage, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and heroic spirit, is considered to be very well-maintained for his age of fifty or so. Whether it's the thick and thick black hair, or the headmaster who loves morning exercises In the morning exercise on the playground, there are abdominal muscles that seem to be exposed, which makes the teachers envious.

——But in Bai Jinyi's eyes, the thick black hair of the other party is very similar to Medusa's snake hair; the obvious abdominal muscles of the other party are hidden weapons.

He babbled on like this for a long time, and suddenly cast a glance at Bai Jinyi.

"In this regard, the third and sixth classes that Bai Jinyi leads have done well, and their grades have always been among the best. In the remaining months, Mr. Bai must not relax. The senior high school entrance examination is when we will see the truth."

The eyes of the teachers around were focused on Bai Jinyi, which was more or less profound and turbulent.

After all, no matter how good the grades are, today is the only time Teacher Xiaoliu cried in anger.

Bai Jinyi felt that he was being picked up into the sky by the headmaster with a long pole, not to mention displaying it around, and hanging all kinds of red banners that didn't deserve the name on him.

Perhaps today's meeting will be one of the most difficult meetings I have ever experienced. The late arrival just now is an extremely ominous sign...

"Compared to Bai Jinyi," the principal changed the subject, "I want to name Liu Rourou here. Liu Rourou's attitude at work has always been relatively lax. The math scores of the third class and fourth class she taught not only ranked at the bottom in the school, but also in the union. He was also at the bottom of the exam..."

Bai Jinyi felt more and more embarrassed and suffocated.

He sneaked a look at Liu Rourou, and found that Teacher Liu was also looking at him.

When the eyes of the two parties met, Bai Jinyi immediately wanted to look away, but Liu Rourou took a step faster and gave him a thumbs up. There was an eye-shaped ring on the thumb, as if winking at him mockingly, and said:

'Mr. Bo, it's great.What a benchmark. '

He threw a rotten egg when he hung up the banner and was exhibited.

Bai Jinyi tried his best to control his bad imagination.

On the stage, the principal made a comparison between Bai Jinyi and Liu Rourou with great hatred, and then continued to talk. He came from a political background and taught politics very well. Yes, and it is also eloquent, with perfect proficiency, until he said again:

"Bai Jinyi."

Bai Jinyi was awakened by the keyword again.

"What do you think about the discipline of the students and the implementation that students are not allowed to bring mobile phones into the school?"

Finally, the principal was no longer satisfied with just showing him, but decided to push him to the execution platform.

The eyes of the teachers around were once again focused on Bai Jinyi, and they gathered together to watch, hiding their excitement, waiting for the executioner to cut him down.

Bai Jinyi stood up with a mentality that he was about to die: "I think..."

The above situation will exist more or less in every meeting. It is said that it is natural to get used to it. Since he has to come to every meeting, Bai Jinyi should get used to it early.

... Unfortunately, Bai Jinyi never got used to it.

As for why the principal is so, the reason is not complicated.

His father, Bai Peiyun, was the former principal of this school, and the current principal of this school, Father Su... No, Principal Su Jueren Su is a good friend of his father, so this routine behavior, including the previous telephone communication In the eyes of the principal, it is just a kind of very normal concern and love.

……

It was love as hell.

The meeting ends at eight o'clock in the evening.

When he came out of the lecture theater, Bai Jinyi was exhausted physically and mentally. He was caught in the crowd and took two muddy steps. In the gap between people, he saw a translucent shadow in a white cloak, hidden in the colorful The monochrome jellyfish in the beautiful sea of ​​people first sneaked up on him, and then secretly stuffed the mobile phone he gave him before entering the conference room into his pocket.

All the quiet behaviors seem to have done something bad, for fear of being caught...