my scheming human boyfriend

In such a short period of time, what bad things did the God of Reaper do?Bai Jinyi felt suspicious.Before he caught Jian Wuxu back to ask for clarification, the cell phone in his pocket rang.

The buzzing vibration sound is actually not so loud in the noisy meeting place.

But Jian Wuxu heard it, not only heard it, but also fixed in place as if cast a fixed spell.

So cowardly... Bai Jinyi complained silently in his heart, and picked up the phone.When answering the phone, his social anxiety is less likely to flare up, but he still chooses not to speak first, and responds to everything with consistent silence.

"..."

"This is the network anti-fraud center of Zihua Police Station. We have detected abnormal behavior in your account. In case of fraud, please call 110 to report..."

Bai Jinyi hung up the phone, it was an artificial voice.

With this delay, the other teachers who came out with him all left.

Jian Wuxu came back, stood two steps away from him, lowered her head, and glanced at him again: "...Who is calling?"

"Police station."

It can be seen that Jian Wuxu was strangled by the neck, but he used his last strength to ask: "Why?"

"Because they think your behavior on the Internet is very suspicious." Bai Jinyi said truthfully, "So they reminded me, in case of fraud, don't forget to call 110."

It rained on Jian Wuxu's face.

The sad rain pattered down, making two little circles on the collar of his cloak.

Bai Jinyi felt that he had been electrocuted, why, as the god of death, he could cry whenever he wanted!With a numb face, he quickly persuaded: "It's actually not that serious, don't worry..."

"It's been twice." Jian Wuxu said in despair, "It's just a "Regulations on Mutual Invasion of Humans and Ghosts". I failed to do such a simple thing twice. They won't let me join the work group. It's not correct..."

"..." Bai Jinyi.

You don't want to be PUA.

You are just stopped by the real-name system and captured by big data.

Actually, it has nothing to do with your ability...maybe it has...a little relationship?

Bai Jinyi is not very good at comforting, social fear is always difficult to carry out communication work, but the mood of the god of death comes and goes quickly, just for a short while, Jian Wuxu wiped away her tears and stopped crying .

While Bai Jinyi breathed a sigh of relief, he unexpectedly found that he was in a better mood, and the shadow of being unable to breathe after being beheaded at the meeting just now began to fade away.

why?

He analyzed his inner thoughts and came to a conclusion——

When others are embarrassed, he can't feel happy, he will empathize with embarrassment.

But when he found that the god of death was embarrassed by various things, he felt distinctly happy.

...Maybe it's because ghosts don't have human rights.

Human happiness can be compared with that of ghosts.

With the joy of continuing life, today's last evening self-study does not seem to be so difficult. After the evening self-study is over, the steps back to the dormitory are rare and not heavy.And when he opened the door of the dormitory and stepped into the familiar space, he let out a heavy breath——

Finally able to breathe freely!

The first thing after breathing smoothly is the vibrato on the phone.

Bai Jinyi squeezed his phone, walked quickly to the sofa and sat down, then turned on Douyin.Although Bai Jinyi has made timely compensations for the horrific toilet incident that happened today, he is not afraid of [-], just in case, in case the students really have nothing to do, he must be made into a material...

He began to search wildly with various keywords.

After a while, the search results came out.

Bai Jinyi squeezed his phone to look at the screen.

Jian Wuxu felt a little bored. As soon as a human being entered the house, he sat motionless on the sofa with his mobile phone in his hand. From time to time, there was a burst of magical laughter from the small black brick.

He leaned over to take a look and said in surprise:

"Isn't this Teacher Xiaoliu?"

On the screen of Bai Jinyi's mobile phone, there was a short video of Mr. Xiaoliu covering his face and walking quickly out of the corridor. In a total of seven or eight seconds, the video owner added two long-drawn-out crystal clear and flickering videos to Mr. Xiaoliu. Lasagna tears, coupled with bursts of hilarious laughter, filled the whole picture with a sense of joy.

Although judging from the video effect, it is really spoof and funny, but as a witness, the first thing Jian Wuxu thinks of is Teacher Xiaoliu's anger and sadness.Then he remembered that it was all his own fault, it was his own responsibility!

The video on the mobile phone was played over and over again, and Jian Wuxu's guilt was like waves under a hurricane, with each wave getting higher and higher.

His eye sockets gradually turned red, and he took another sneak peek at Bai Jinyi, who was also shrouded in the same sadness.

They are all teachers.When the rabbit dies, the fox is sad, and things hurt its kind.

Jian Wuxu poked Bai Jinyi with a small sickle: "What are you thinking?"

Bai Jinyi: "I want to make a video."

really!

Jian Wuxu poked again, apologizing in a low voice: "Don't look, it's all my fault, I won't do it next time..."

Bai Jinyi murmured: "This shooting angle, is the fifth row of the fifth class near the window, or the sixth row near the window?"

?

five rows.

six rows.

It's still five rows.

The student sitting in the fifth row is called Tang Leshi. It can be seen that the parents must be very happy to get this child, so they directly named it "Leshi", forgetting that it is also the name of a potato chip...

Everyone loves potato chips. Although this potato chip is not loved by everyone in the class, it is still like a fish in water. It is often banned, and it is likely to be him!

After Bai Jinyi locked the suspect, he relaxed, and when he looked up, he saw the god of death staring at him with red eyes.

He was startled: "what's the matter with you?"

Jian Wuxu rubbed her eyes: "I thought you were feeling sad because you kept watching the video."

After all, it is Teacher Xiaoliu's matter... Bai Jinyi, who is not very sad, and even a little bit lucky, felt guilty for a moment, and found a moral foothold: "It's meaningless to be sad... I think it's okay to shoot this video. It is the most important thing for students to seize education."

It also prevents me from falling into the hands of potato chips in the future and being filmed in a video!

Death looked at him in surprise.

"what happened again?"

"You are such a good person." Jian Wuxu praised, "A good person shouldn't have a hard life!"

...so they should die quickly?

Although the god of death didn't say that, Bai Jinyi suspected that the words that surfaced in his heart were what the god of death really wanted to say.He pressed the phone off, stood up, and went into the bathroom to wash his hands with a relaxed mood.Amidst the sound of rushing water, I suddenly realized that the god of death hadn't left, and had followed him in!

Bai Jinyi's heart quickly grew a layer of uneasy hairs.

Although the opponent is a ghost and not a human being, the distance is too close and the location is not right.

He was about to speak, but the god of death had already stood still under the shaggy head.

"?"

"I've been busy for several days, and I think I should take a shower too."

"??"

"By the way, brush your teeth, wash your face, etc." Jian Wuxu said, she came out of the shower, stood next to Bai Jinyi, and looked in the mirror with Bai Jinyi.

"..." Bai Jin couldn't help turning to the side.

Shoulders are about to touch!

"I'm not in the mirror." Jian Wuxu looked at the mirror, as if she had discovered a new continent.

"Isn't this normal...the mirror can't reflect ghosts."

"The mirror can't reflect me, so how can I recognize myself?" Death asked a very philosophical question, and then he concluded, "So I can't recognize me. And others—and you—"

He turned to look at Bai Jinyi.

"Um……"

Maybe it was because there was too much anticipation in the eyes of the god of death. Facing this angelic face, Bai Jinyi couldn't help but say:

"Right. Anyway, I know you, and I won't confuse you with other gods of death."

It's hard to get confused, after all, I've only seen you as a god of death...

The anticipation in Jian Wuxu's eyes has turned into emotion, and he repeated:

"You are a good person."

"...Thank you." After getting two good people in a short time, Bai Jin wanted to tell Death, and now the good person has become a card.

"Don't worry." Encouraged, he took a deep breath, "I will work hard and save you from suffering!"

"."

The god of death floated away directly through the wall, full of confidence before flying away, and said that he would surprise Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi didn't really want to have this surprise.

Although he saw the god of death leaving, he still left the bathroom, walked around in his dormitory, opened the cabinet, looked under the bed, and made sure that the god of death was not hiding in any corner, and then went back to the bathroom with confidence. Take a shower with the head open.

Increase the water temperature and increase the water flow. When the dense water line hits the body like dense needles, the pressure and dullness accumulated on the body like a tortoise shell during the day seem to have the illusion of shaking and loosening .

Bai Jinyi likes to take a bath.

Taking a bath can temporarily release his stress and fatigue.

So he just emptied his mind while taking a bath, thinking about nothing, just enjoying the relaxation and tranquility.

But this time is a little different from the past.

It may be because he was still looking for death one minute before taking a bath. This time, while he was washing, the picture of Jian Wuxu standing under the disheveled hair always flashed in his mind, which made him start researching involuntarily:

How does Death want to take a bath?

If it is a ghost state, the water will flow directly through the body.

If it is in a solid state, water will splash on his body surface.Is this considered washed?Reaper takes a shower, do you need to undress?

……

I took a bath all the way, thought all the way, and after thinking about it, my thoughts seemed to be a little bit off.

Bai Jinyi turned off the water valve, the sound of water stopped suddenly, and his thoughts were also cut off.

He wiped the water off his body with a towel and left the bathroom.

In the dark dreamland, there was the faint sound of water, and the feeling of coldness, approaching from afar... Approaching all the way, approaching from the sky, approaching his face.

He looks like he's taking a shower.

But no, didn't he already take a bath before going to bed?

Bai Jinyi was in a daze in his dream, his thinking seemed to be covered with a hundred layers of slowing spells, like an old wheel, unable to turn.

drop.

When the cold water finally fell on his face.

Bai Jinyi opened his eyes and returned to reality from the dream.

But his thinking was still sluggish. With sluggish eyes, he looked at the face floating in mid-air. The white face stood out from the surrounding blackness. His eyes widened, his mouth was split open, and there was a line of blood red. dripped from his forehead.

This face, baring its teeth and claws ferociously, came into Bai Jinyi's eyes.

It was a familiar face.

A few hours earlier, tears were still falling in front of his eyes.

A ghost who is always crying, even if it is a ghost, it doesn't have much deterrent power...

What's more, he is afraid of people but not ghosts...

Bai Jinyi blinked, looked at the face in front of him seriously, and evaluated the appearance of the god of death at the moment—no surprise; and thought about the current situation—ah, it was the surprise that the god of death said after he left.

Finally he closed his eyes again.

Drowsiness swept over his brain again, he was half asleep and half awake, and remembered one thing.

"Hmm... Red ink dripped on the quilt... Tomorrow you have to remember to take off the quilt and put it in the washing machine to wash it. It's a prank, ghost, remember to clean it up."

After he finished giving instructions, he turned over, pulled up the quilt and continued to sleep.

Only the Grim Reaper, who was floating outside his quilt, was seriously trying to create a sense of terror in the middle of the night in an attempt to scare the task subject to death, and was stunned like a lightning strike.

After the episode of the night passed, the tenacious biological clock woke Bai Jinyi up at six o'clock.

He opened his eyes and stayed in a daze for a minute, remembering what happened in the middle of the night, took a picture of his face with his mobile phone, there were traces of red ink on his face, and then looked at the quilt, there were also traces of red ink on the quilt.

Then he turned to look for the god of death, but the god of death was not in the room, maybe he was frightened by his saying that he needed to wash the sheets.

Successfully scare ghosts.

Bai Jinyi was in a rare mood, so he packed up and went to work.

After Bai Jinyi left, Jian Wuxu floated into the room silently.

He came here last night with enthusiasm, and he entered this morning with sadness.

He looked at the red ink marks on the quilt.After a night of settling, it looked like a small ugly puddle of red mud.

He and the quilt confront each other.

He tried to kill the red mud with his eyes.

The killing failed, and the red mud stood still.

He finally compromised, and began to take off the quilt cover with a whimper, and threw it into the washing machine... But again and again, why didn't the piece of red ink on the quilt be washed clean?

So angry!