my scheming human boyfriend

Bai Jinyi glanced at the god of death and thought:

Would you believe me if I said my scalp was tingling too?

But the unfortunate thing about being a head teacher is that no matter how numbing your scalp is, you have to do it when you should.

"Self-study for 10 minutes." After Bai Jinyi said this to Class Five, he encouraged himself, walked out of the classroom door, turned right, and entered the door of Class Six.

Thankfully, the students also felt a little uneasy after getting rid of the social teacher. They were looking at each other and winking.

Bai Jinyi stepped onto the podium and looked at them: "Put everything on the table into the drawer, everything."

The students knew that they were wrong, so they didn't dare to say anything, and followed suit silently.

After some searching, everyone's desktops were cleared.

So Bai Jinyi became silent.

Silence, silence, silence is golden.

Teachers who want to calm students down usually after a short period of silence, understand them with reason, move them with emotion, combine hardness with softness, and combine kindness with might.Bai Jinyi once thought about it too... Later, he found out that he really couldn't do it.It's as if he has practiced a dart stunt at home, but he has never used this stunt on his chalk head.

So his trick is to match a long silence after a short silence.

He punished the students to stand, and the students punished him to sit.

……

A thin-skinned girl fell down in the classroom, and she cried secretly.In the silence, sobbing thinly like a broken string, Bai Jinyi noticed that the eyes of the god of death who had just shed tears were red again, and he was embarrassed, and pulled up the hood to hide his face.

This Grim Reaper is really sentimental...

A big man... the god of death should also have a gender and the gender is male... is it so easy to cry?

Bai Jinyi, who wanted to hang out for a while, gave up. He found that he was a little allergic to tears, so he quickly asked, "Do you know what's wrong?"

"Understood." A student's voice sounded from the classroom.

"The class representative went to the office to invite the social teacher back." Bai Jinyi said, "You apologize to the teacher when the teacher is back."

"understood!"

Bai Jinyi waited by the side. When the social teacher came back, the students apologized to the social teacher. After the class continued, they returned to Class [-] and resumed class.

When the bell rang at the end of the morning, Bai Jinyi brought the god of death to a cherry-red pavilion located behind the teachers' dormitory, far away from the teaching building.

Outside the gazebo is a black and green pond, and there are large green lotus leaves growing in the pond. It is already spring, and in two or three months more, the pond will be full of lotus this year.

In another two or three months, this year's students will also be taken over.Responsibility ends.A thought flashed through Bai Jinyi's mind, and then he heard the shout of death:

"This is not fair!"

"Where is it unfair?"

"You are too scheming to be a man."

"."

Bai Jinyi sat down on the railing in silence, feeling that even trying to refute would show that his IQ needs to be recharged.

"I messed up your desk, and you enslaved the students to clean it for you; I messed up your class, and you let other teachers do it for you, do you think it's right?"

"It really shouldn't be. So put an end to these..."

Bai Jinyi looked at Jian Wuxu. In order to be more imposing than Bai Jinyi, the god of death was sitting on the railing, condescending to Bai Jinyi.

"Shouldn't you stop messing with me during my work hours so that these other people's sufferings don't happen again?"

"Is this nonsense?" Jane was unconvinced.

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not, this is my best effort to help you!"

"Help me die?"

"Help you out of the pain." Jian Wuxu was actually very puzzled, "This is your wish, and you are not happy at all here, and you have never been able to refuse those people and things that make you unhappy , but I keep refusing to help you, why on earth is this?"

Because life is painful, and death is also fearful.

Human life is to pull back and forth in pain and fear.Bai Jin thought for a while.

"You said it all, I can't refuse people."

"?"

"And you are a ghost."

"..."

After Jian Wuxu's brief sluggishness, her anger rose.

"Bai, Jin, Yi! You will bully Death!!"

When Reaper was about to explode again, Bai Jinyi leaned on the railing, stretched out his hand, and patted Reaper's knee: "Okay, don't be angry, let's make peace."

When the filming was over, the god of death did not respond, and Bai Jinyi was taken aback.

He glanced at his hands, then at Jian Wuxu, and realized...

In addition to being afraid of people but not ghosts.

The social distance for ghosts can also be shortened a little compared to that for people.

Reaper didn't notice anything unusual, and refused straight away, very proudly: "Don't even think about it, I won't admit defeat, I will definitely make you realize what is right—"

"Then when you affect other teachers and students, don't look for me."

"Who is looking for you—"

"Don't cry either."

"Who would cry—"

However, looking into Bai Jinyi's silent eyes, the god of death's stubborn voice was getting lower and lower... He weighed the pros and cons, and humiliatedly agreed.

"How to make peace?"

"First of all, you can't make trouble when I'm working." Bai Jinyi.

"..." Jian Wuxu was thinking, not wanting to agree to the treaty of forfeiture of power, but also worried that it would affect others again, making it like before, and finally nodded hesitantly.But after nodding, he immediately stared at Bai Jinyi urgently.Whenever the other party said anything that displeased him, he would show off his scythe.

"Secondly, I do have thoughts of death." Bai Jinyi also felt that he couldn't fool the god of death too hard. For example, although the god of death is stupid, it probably won't work to trick the god of death into leaving or changing people.

The Grim Reaper acted as if I was right.

"Every time I stand on a tall building, there is a feeling of strong gravity."

The god of death was thinking, should he put a piece of soap by the railing when Bai Jinyi went up to the tall building?

"But feeling belongs to feeling..."

Death glared at him.

"There is still a distance to turn feelings into reality. This distance is the effort you have to make."

"The effort I want to make?" Jian Wuxu began to feel confused.Why did it come to him.

"Yes, you have to convince me to take this difficult step."

Bai Jinyi felt that his eloquence was good today.But maybe the eloquence has nothing to do with time, but has something to do with the object.

"Isn't that your job?"

Jian Wuxu felt unreasonable.

Jian Wuxu also felt that there was a little bit of truth.

"Think about it carefully, although you can skip me, a troublesome human being, and find other human beings..."

"Order!" Jian Wuxu emphasized.

"But in the future, you will always encounter difficult bones in your work. Do you have to give up every time you encounter these?" Bai Jinyi said earnestly, "This is not the correct work attitude. I just joined the job in the past When I was working, I didn’t know anything, but now I’ve also been trained? Seriousness and responsibility are our correct working attitude.”

"..."

Bai Jinyi saw that the god of death was still hesitant.

So he said again: "Of course, this is just my opinion as a human being. I think you can ask your colleagues if the god of death should be serious and responsible, and treat the dying people with a considerate attitude."

"Why ask them, I won't let them have a chance to know that I was stuck in the manhole." Jian Wuxu jumped up immediately, "Okay, I understand, don't worry, I will quickly persuade you to die!"

"Then come on." Bai Jinyi said sincerely.

"..." How to cheer up?

"You can look online." Bai Jinyi suggested, "Look at how everyone persuades others to die."

"I don't have a mobile phone." Jane was clueless.

"The school has a computer room." Bai Jinyi said, "The computer room is in the multi-functional teaching building. The library also has computers, and you can also find computers in the library. During class hours, there are few people in the library, so you will not be found."

"Just give me your mobile phone if I don't need it." Jian Wuxu curled her lips.

"Absolutely impossible." Bai Jinyi said coldly.How can social fear give someone else's use of their mobile phone, even ghosts can't do it.

Reaper was disappointed.

Bai Jinyi felt that the disappointment of Shinigami was not a simple regret of being inconvenient.

Sure enough, the god of death floated around the pavilion, couldn't hold back his words, and said to Bai Jinyi:

"Just now in the social class, some students secretly used their mobile phones."

Bai Jinyi remembered it.

"A piece of news popped up on the screen of his mobile phone. A man committed suicide by jumping off a building because of his failure to invest in stocks."

"Ok?"

"I have your mobile phone, so I can use your bank card. If I spend all the money in your bank card and borrow a lot of money, make you bankrupt, and make you in debt, will you directly Jumped off the building?" Jian Wuxu fell into the flash of coming up with a good idea.

"Although it's really nice to imagine like this..." Bai Jinyi paused for a moment, "But I think that as long as I think of those people who lost their hard-earned money because of me, I will have trouble sleeping and eating, and I must work hard to pay it back." Let their money kill themselves."

"..."

The ghost was also scared to death!

Death is gone.Bai Jinyi let out a sigh of relief towards the pond, just as he felt that his work and life could be back on track, he caught a glimpse of Zhang Yuchi's news.

This guy texts him every day.

Sometimes he looks, sometimes he doesn't.When I see it, I don't necessarily reply. If I have to calculate the ratio, the other party sends about fifty messages, and he replies to two.

But this octopus pond has too many friends, and he doesn't care whether a certain friend can reply to the message, whether it is timely or not.

Therefore, the friendship between the two is also calm and calm, and it will go on steadily.

He opened the message and took a look.

Zhang Yuchi: "Mr. Bai, your class situation is frequent today! Teacher Xiaoliu, who teaches the society, cried out of anger, and was seen by a passing father."

Students love to call their teachers nicknames.

The principal's surname is Su, and his signature is his ambiguous smile, and his catchphrase is "our big family...", so his nickname is Su Cifu.

As for the head teacher, Bai Jinyi knew about himself, because he didn't like to talk, so they liked to call him Bai Mozong.

The rest of the seniority descends in descending order. The main teacher is a certain concubine, and the assistant teacher is a concubine or a messy title below the concubine.

For example, Zhang Yuchi, who teaches music, didn’t have any sense of presence in the sub-class, so he was given a promise, and because he was well-informed and had the old style of a hundred Xiaosheng in the world, he was bestowed with the word Xiao by the students. Together, it is Xiao promise.

Bai Jinyi felt that Zhang Yuchi sent a message on purpose, and he wouldn't just say this kind of news that he must know.

Zhang Yuchi sent another message, this time it was the key message:

"My loving father called your dad."

At this moment, Bai Jinyi felt that the scarf around his neck was as tight as a noose.

He untied the scarf, took a deep breath, and replied: "You can know when they call?"

Zhang Yuchi laughed, and asked him what he would always agree to: "Where there are people, there are my spies. The news is true, Mr. Bai has already prepared!"

"..."

Bai Jinyi's eyes moved from the phone screen to the pool outside the gazebo.

Take a closer look, the water in this pool is quite clean...

want to jump.