my scheming human boyfriend

After the lively get out of class time, suddenly quiet down.

Bai Jinyi is going through several stages.

His mind went blank at first—no signal at all.

His brain then became noisy - struggling to pick up the signal.

His brain made sense of the sounds around him—finally got the signal.

Bai Jinyi would rather not receive the signal.

The students around him looked at him, and he looked at the students around him.

He seems to have heard...

'Wow, it's crazy. '

'Oh my god, why is this teacher so perverted! '

'Why do you have to wait outside the toilet? Class [-] is indeed the closest class to the toilet, but they are too lazy to walk, so just let the students wait in the class. Don't you feel smelly when you come outside the toilet? '

'Crazy, crazy, crazy, but it's so crazy, so crazy, so delicious. '

"I used to think that he just looked like he was going to a grave every day in class, but if he didn't make a move, he would definitely make a big move to open our eyes. This time it's really a knife, and it opened our eyes——"

...Okay, okay, don't imagine, it's all fake.

Bai Jinyi knew that the student didn't actually say that, these were all his inner uneasy voices, and they were all things he imagined, but...

He caught a sharp-eyed glimpse of one of the surrounding students breaking away from the crowd and walking forward.

His heart dropped a little - no one cares about you!

Then I saw the student reach into his pocket and make a gesture to take something out.What else can I take out, I must take out my mobile phone, send messages, and shoot videos.

His downhearted heart just stepped on the ground - he really cares about you!

"Okay, go back!"

Bai Jinyi didn't know if he said such a sentence to the students with a straight face.Anyway, his signal receiver is a little out of touch again.

He walked forward quickly, trying to stay away from the crime scene.

He'd never thought the corridors were so—so long.The get out of class time is so-so long.

The hahahaha, hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle and bustle around the get out of class sounded to him as if they were passing his gossip. He couldn't hear it clearly, but he guessed that they must be saying:

"Do you know? Let me tell you something. It just happened. The head teacher of Class [-], Bai Jinyi, the teacher who went crazy due to too much work pressure..."

As he was walking, he staggered and hurriedly held on to the handrail of the corridor, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the ground outside the teaching building from the corner of his eye.

day.

Gravity is so strong.

As luck would have it, the bell for class rang while he was dizzy.

The noisy sound of tossing Bai Jinyi back and forth finally disappeared, and Bai Jinyi heaved a sigh of relief, and then found the god of death following him.

Jian Wuxu is beeping and talking:

"Bai Jinyi, Bai Jinyi! I've been calling you for a long time, are you listening to me? How do you feel about this surprise? Wouldn't you rather do a job you don't like than die? Humph, this is me for you Tailor-made work plan, every time you go to the toilet, I will send a note to the students, let the students wait for you outside the toilet door, let you answer the students' questions while going to the toilet, I promise to let you understand, Doing a job you don’t like is equivalent to giving lectures to students outside the toilet, it stinks!”

Bai Jinyi, who had just regained consciousness, was in a trance again, and even had a little illusion.

Mistakenly seeing two small crooked horns growing on Jian Wuxu's head - the god of death has become a devil.

Jian Wuxu chattered endlessly, and the more she talked, the more terrifying she said: "Imagine such a future, is it scary or scary? You dedicated yourself to finishing all the work in the toilet, and then died in the toilet, and then the students You and the teachers mourned for you in the toilet, and covered you with a commendation flag customized by the parents of the students, and your soul will never find peace—”

"You still..." Bai Jinyi said with difficulty.

"Compared to this!" Jian Wuxu said, "Sure enough, if you jump off the building now, I'll hook you up!"

"Shut up..."

"Heh heh heh, I don't, I'm helping others, I can't let you be confused for a while, and fall into endless torture—"

Bai Jinyi gave up talking. In fact, what the god of death said is not the point. The point is to make up in time before he is on Douyin.His brain started working normally, and in time he came up with a remedy.

He walked quickly to the playground. The third class this morning happened to be a physical education class. The physical education teacher had just assembled the team and hadn't started doing exercises yet.

Bai Jinyi stepped forward and said to the physical education teacher: "Sorry for taking up 2 minutes, I have some things to explain."

The physical education teacher gave up his seat without any temper.

Bai Jinyi cut through the mess quickly, and the playground was noisy. He opened the little bee pinned to the scarf and amplified his voice: "Something just happened. Someone pretended to be me and wrote a note to a classmate in the class, asking the classmate Wait for me at the toilet door after class."

He paused for a moment, looked at the students lined up in front of him on the surface, but actually looked at Jian Wuxu who was shocked next to him, and continued:

"Don't have this kind of prank in the future. We are all grown-ups now, we must learn to recognize the teacher's handwriting, and don't trust it blindly."

After finishing speaking, Bai Jinyi scanned the pockets of the students again.

flat.

No one tried to reach into their pockets either.

They didn't bring their mobile phones, and he finally escaped this crisis... and also killed similar crises in the future!

One minute and 58 seconds.

Bai Jinyi stepped on the spot to return the class to the physical education teacher. Before he could take a few steps outside, there was a commotion behind him. The students who had completely absorbed the points of Bai Jinyi's words laughed out loud:

"Who is it, so creative!"

"It's too flirty hahaha!"

"Which unlucky guy smelled the toilet smell in a class today."

"It's not a class, it's a class end!"

"The person who emphasizes this will not be..."

"Let's confess now, the one who came up with this trick is me!"

"Fart, don't pretend to be credited. I'm the one who actually wrote the note. We'll do handwriting identification."

Bai Jinyi didn't care about the noise of the students, anyway, it was a physical education class, and the physical education teacher also laughed, and while laughing, he whistled with a whistle-what are you laughing, run for me!

After leaving the playground, Bai Jinyi had just returned to the office. He sat down and covered his neck with a scarf, and drank hot water to calm his shock... Then, a reminder popped up on his mobile phone on the table. He clicked on it, and Zhang Yuchi sent him a message information.

"Ms. Xu was passing by the playground just now, but was stopped by students, and she put a note under her nose, asking her to identify handwriting. Teacher Xu was confused for a long time, and didn't understand why he suddenly became an expert in handwriting. They just didn't believe it, but instead I think the Chinese teacher didn't speak for a long time after reading it, not because he was stunned by this unreasonable request, but because he recognized whose handwriting it was, but refused to say it."

He hahaha for a while, commenting on all the news:

"This time I think the student is right, she recognized it! Did you recognize it too! Be straightforward, tell me who made you die."

Bai Jinyi turned off WeChat, ignoring the real-time follow-up that he didn't want to know at all.

He became more and more wary of death.

He felt that this was probably...very likely...not Death's last move.

Premonition test.In the fourth class in the morning, when he was in math class in class five, he heard a noise coming from class six next door.

Now the next door is taking a social class.Bai Jinyi quickly remembered the class schedule.

The social class is not counted as the main class, and the classroom discipline has always been a bit problematic. In addition, the physical education class has just ended, and there is news from the homeroom teacher outside the toilet.

Although that was the class he was the class teacher in, Bai Jinyi didn't want to deal with it.These children are all big children. If they can learn to speak, they should also be able to learn to shut up and go to class.What's more, whose classroom is responsible for managing discipline.

It wasn't his class, and he didn't want to...

Halfway through the thought, Bai Jinyi watched the god of death rushing out from the blackboard at the back of the classroom. He obviously had nothing in his hands, but he wanted to make a weird movement of throwing his hands up and down, as if an acrobat was playing with a ball.

This damn ghost is provoking me.Bai Jin thought about it calmly.The God of Death made this kind of action, it is definitely not aimless, and its potential meaning must be that the students in my class are ignoring the teacher on the podium and throwing paper balls at random. Maybe the God of Death is still hiding in it, throwing paper with the students bar to play.

This is really... there is a ghost in a class of 40 students.I know who it is, I won't tell.

Students, do you know?Bai Jinyi thought to himself, what is the homeroom teacher outside the toilet, you guys have really achieved the achievement of playing with ghosts, posting Douyin became popular overnight.

Bai Jinyi was too distracted by the god of death, so he relaxed his focus on the classroom a little bit.

Today's students are all fine, and some students raised their hands immediately: "Teacher, I have a problem."

Bai Jinyi: "Say."

Student: "Excuse me, teacher, who in the next class has the guts to play tricks on you?"

As soon as the words came out, the classroom roared with laughter.

"..." Bai Jinyi was silent, waiting for the students below to finish laughing, tapped his knuckles on the blackboard, and said to the troublemaker, "Come up and do the questions."

In order to show the majesty of the teacher, he gave the other party a math problem that he absolutely couldn't understand.

As soon as he gave up the stage, the Grim Reaper floated to his side, tiptoed, leaned into his ear and said in a breathy voice:

"Next, next door, making a fuss, turning it over."

"Principal, principal, want, come, come."

"He, will, open, remove, you, oh!"

If you can really be expelled, I thank you... Bai Jinyi just thought about it, when a familiar figure passed by outside the classroom, he looked out, and the people outside also looked in.

It was the principal that Jian Wuxu was waiting for!

Jian Wuxu's eyes were piercing, and she rushed to the window, waiting to see Bai Jinyi be reprimanded and fired.

The class next door was full of excitement, and the principal did stop at the sixth class, and then at the fifth class. However, what puzzled Jian Wuxu was that the principal didn't say anything, just showing his face. A mysterious expression, and left the scene within a few seconds of stopping.

Jian Wuxu: "?"

"Have you guys had enough trouble! This lesson is for me, right?" At this time, there was a roar from the next door, and the young society teacher finally couldn't stand the grievance after shouting at the top of his voice countless times to no avail. , Cried angrily when he dropped the pointer!

Jane Wuxu: "??"

So Bai Jinyi and Jian Wuxu, together with the entire fifth class, first saw the principal talking on the phone slowly passing by the window, and then saw the social teacher bowing his head and wiping his face, walking past quickly.

Then a third shadow flew past the window—Jane Wuxu also ran away from the window.

The opponent ran for less than 1 minute, and then ran back.

Bai Jinyi was taken aback because the other party's eyes were red and she was crying: "The social teacher is crying."

"..." I know, you don't need to repeat it.

"It's all because of me." Jane was clueless.

"..." Thinking objectively, everyone can't see you, the most you can do is toss a note, start a fight, and then fish in troubled waters, and attribute all the noise in the classroom to a ghost, which seems to be my head Not very easy to use.

"I just want you to realize that this job is really annoying. Why did it hurt other teachers? Are these all your tricks?!"

"..." Bai Jinyi who was pierced by the boomerang inexplicably.

When he didn't know what to say, he felt that he was being poked. When he came back to his senses, the God of Death took out his small sickle, poked Bai Jinyi with the handle, and said in a low voice:

"Hey."

"Quickly think of a way, at least it's your class."

"Don't make me beg you..."