my scheming human boyfriend

"Teacher Bai, the situation is very dangerous!"

When Bai Jinyi walked into the cafeteria and sat at the dining table with Zhang Yuchi, Zhang Yuchi pushed the brim of his pink hat with his thumb knuckles, and spoke in a very mysterious manner.

"..." Bai Jinyi, who was still immersed in the conversation with the god of death, was still thinking.

Rather than being mysterious or something, why haven't you been called away by other teachers today?

In fact, in this short period of time, some teachers did come to call Zhang Yuchi, but they were all rejected by Zhang Yuchi. Today, Zhang Yuchi seems determined to make it clear to Bai Jinyi, his buttocks seem to be stuck on the seat. Do not move.

Bai Jinyi saw that there was no way to perfunctory Zhang Yuchi in a short time, so he had to glance at the god of death, only to find that the god of death had already sat down at the table, a square table, he and Zhang Yuchi sat facing each other, and the god of death happened to sit Between him and Zhang Yuchi, and looking at Zhang Yuchi with very interested eyes:

"What's the situation? How dangerous? Tell me quickly."

... It seems that the wars that Reaper is looking forward to joining are not limited to family wars.

...Speaking of which, why is the Grim Reaper so gossip?

... Maybe what he does is more promising than being a god of death!

Bai Jinyi withdrew his gaze and focused his attention on Zhang Yuchi: "...what's going on?"

"The man who is following my loving father today is a teaching and researcher of the Education Bureau!"

"Yeah." Zhang Yuchi has many friends and a lot of information, and Bai Jinyi has seen it a long time ago. Unsurprisingly, within two steps from the cafeteria to the door, the other party got the information.

"His surname is Wang, and his name is Wang Rang." As he spoke, Zhang Yuchi waited for Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi is also waiting for Zhang Yuchi.

The two stared at each other for a while, Zhang Yuchi was defeated, so he had to continue: "He has a daughter named Wang Yunwei."

Bai Jinyi felt that the name was a bit familiar, as if he had heard it just now...

"Teacher Bai!" Jian Wuxu called out, "It's the lady who had a blind date with you last night!"

"!"

"That's right," Zhang Yuchi reassured seeing Bai Jinyi's finally changed expression, "It's the father of the lady you had a blind date with before."

"..." Bai Jin thought a lot at this moment.

But Zhang Yuchi cut off many of Bai Jinyi's thoughts with a mysterious expression, leaving only one fact that is consistent with the current situation.

"Ms. Bai, did you buy a size L pink pajamas yesterday?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"!" Jane was clueless.

"Did you burn this pink pajamas?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"!!" Jian Wuxu exclaimed, "Teacher Bai, he actually knows everything, he is even more amazing than the master!"

Yes, Zhang Yuchi, the only difference between you and the master is that you don't have a face of immortality.

Bai Jinyi had no choice but to say: "...you installed a camera on me, can you see everything?"

He is also more able to speak to Zhang Yuchi, maybe because he is familiar with it...or maybe it's because the other party knows too much about the circumstances of his death.

"Oh, how can you say that? Installing a camera is against the law!" Zhang Yuchi said, "I just have a lot of friends, and we all live in the same neighborhood. When doing something, it is easy to meet acquaintances and be seen by acquaintances."

"Okay," Bai Jinyi said, "so?"

"So?" Zhang Yuchi said, "The situation is clear at a glance!"

What's clear at a glance... at a glance I burn my pajamas to death?

"You really paid too much for not going on a blind date!"

"?" In fact, Bai Jinyi felt that he hadn't paid anything, but he really didn't want to go on a blind date.

"You first used the red ink sheets to hint to your parents and the principal that you had a girlfriend. Unfortunately, at that time, I didn't understand your deep meaning, Mr. Bai, and made a wrong blockade. I want to apologize to you." Zhang Yuchi reflected on himself, "This is what happened. Forcing you to buy pajamas that are two sizes smaller in strange colors to pretend you are gay, the sacrifice is really too great!"

"...?" Bai Jin thought.

"...?" Jane was clueless.

"What do you mean...pretending to be gay?" Bai Jinyi asked.

"You bought a pink pajamas."

"Correct."

"I can't wear it myself."

"……Correct."

"That's not pretending you have an intimate relationship that you can buy pajamas for, what are you doing?"

It's giving my tenant a check-in gift!

No one can hear Bai Jinyi's inner cry.After shouting, he thought about it calmly, and suddenly felt that it seemed a bit strange to give the tenant pink pajamas... No, it's not pink, it's rose pink!

At this time, Jane had no clue:

"Ah, so, have I become Mr. Bai's gossip?"

"Mr. Bo, you have this need, tell me earlier!" Zhang Yuchi is very enthusiastic. The reason why he has so many friends is inseparable from his character of being anxious and righteous and putting himself aside. For friends, There are too many things he is willing to do, "Mr. Bai, let me be your gossip partner. Although I am 180 tall, I am tight enough to wear a size L!"

Thanks, I don't have this need.

Bai Jinyi just said in his heart that the god of death had already spoken, and he protested:

"Don't slander Teacher Bai's innocence casually, and don't take my title away casually."

"Look," Zhang Yuchi was counting the intersections between himself and Bai Jinyi, "I often eat with you..."

"I go to see Teacher Bai every day in the middle of the night!" Jian Wuxu was very angry, feeling that he couldn't lose, and began to compare, "And every time you eat halfway, you throw away Teacher Bai and go away."

I told you to calm down.Bai Jinyi.

"I still send you messages every day. Although I didn't send you good morning and good night, it doesn't matter. This just proves that we are close." Zhang Yuchi said again.

"Then I talk to Teacher Bai every day, so what should I do? Not only are we close, but they are also soul mates!" Jian Wuxu will not stop comparing at will.

...I said you should stop talking first, use your brains, and think carefully about what you are talking about.Bai Jinyi felt that he was out of place with another person and ghost.

"Mr. Bai, why didn't you talk for a long time?" Zhang Yuchi asked, "What do you think of my plan?"

"I don't think so." Bai Jinyi said blankly, "I'd rather fall in love with a ghost than you."

This time Zhang Yuchi didn't respond yet, and the God of Reaper withdrew his hand holding Bai Jinyi's clothes. All the comparisons just now were just a contest of God of Reaper's refusal to admit defeat. Said: "Mr. Bai, you said that you are not gay!"

Yes, I said that.But falling in love with ghosts may not be homosexuality, but sex with ghosts.

"Being consistent is what it takes to be human."

You are right, rigorous.

"Wrong." Bai Jinyi changed his words, "It should be said that I would rather fall in love with Air than you."

Reaper was relieved, returned to his body, and continued to rest his arm on Bai Jinyi's.

"Besides," Bai Jinyi rarely took the initiative to speak, "You have a girlfriend, right? Are you not afraid that your girlfriend will be dissatisfied?"

Jian Wuxu: "?!"

The god of death was shocked, but Zhang Yuchi didn't care.

"My girlfriend likes Teacher Bai very much. As long as I tell her the truth, she won't care. After all, Teacher Bai's face is still very popular." Zhang Yuchi, "What's more, I have a girlfriend and you have an affair with me There is no conflict!"

"..." Bai Jinyi was not curious why there was no conflict.He had a premonition that Zhang Yuchi would not say anything good.

"You can single-point me." However, Zhang Yuchi couldn't wait to say his best notion, "Isn't it easier to deceive your parents than two men really being together? The two of us are acting together, and what's more Withstand the test of your parents' sharp eyes, but if you point at me alone, then you can attack and retreat, you can go crazy for love and die for love at any time. You are forced to die, otherwise you will definitely be given some free time to heal your emotional injuries..."

Bai Jinyi just wanted to pour the water out of Zhang Yuchi's head.

But when the god of death heard the words "die for love", he seemed to be awakened by someone.

The Grim Reaper, who was still comparing Zhang Yuchi just now, immediately changed his position and stood by Zhang Yuchi's side, so excited that he even moved his hand away from Bai Jinyi's arm:

"Mr. Bai! I think Mr. Zhang is so smart. You are so right! You can use this excuse to deal with your parents. If we retire, we can get rid of the troubles of blind dates, get closer, and even commit suicide for love and jump off the building directly! Then I Isn’t the opportunity to seduce the soul that you’ve been waiting for so long coming? Teacher Bai, do you want to fall in love? I think Teacher Zhang is very good. If you really don’t like Teacher Zhang, for the sake of seducing the soul, I can even—”

The god of death spoke excitedly halfway, and suddenly froze.

On second thought, he said:

"I still can't do it. If I give up my love for the sake of ecstasy, is it really too much..."

Looking at the human-ghost cross talk in front of him, Bai Jinyi sighed deeply from the bottom of his heart.

When he was full, he put down his chopsticks, pulled Death's hand back to his arm, and stood up:

"I'm going first, I'll talk back."

"Looking back, don't be polite if you need it! I think my idea is still very good!"

Zhang Yuchi's enthusiastic voice came from behind, if that's the case, Bai Jinyi can bear it.But when he was leaving, he suddenly found that Su Jueren and Wang Yang were also in the cafeteria.

They are eating.Eating, eating... Suddenly, Wang Ran's eyes fell on him.

Then, that gaze, like glue, stuck to him firmly and wouldn't fall off.

Bai Jinyi walked all the way.

That gaze followed him all the way.

The fiery gaze even gave him the illusion that he and the god of death are real...

After returning to the office from the cafeteria, after a short rest, they were about to prepare for the afternoon meeting.

Because there are teachers from the Education Bureau and other schools joining this time, the meeting is more important, and it will also be held in the school's auditorium. Bai Jinyi closed his eyes on the chair and tried to shake off the mentality that Zhang Yuchi had brought to him at noon. Shadow...Suddenly, he felt a thin sound of wind in his ears.

"Teacher Bai..."

"Teacher Bai..."

This is really a ghost talking in the ear.Bai Jinyi felt calm.And there's nothing scary about it.

He opened his eyes and looked at Death.

Jian Wuxu whispered: "Well, why is Teacher Xiaoshuang still here? Didn't you tell Teacher Xiaoshuang to go home to rest? And Teacher Xiaoshuang... seems to be watching us..."

Bai Jinyi's peaceful heart suddenly shattered.

He glanced at Xu Xiaoshuang, and sure enough, Xu Xiaoshuang was sitting on the lazy sofa in the office rest area, looking straight at himself... from time to time murmured "form".

ghost story.

Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang's eyes, to be honest, were much more terrifying than the real ghosts beside him.

Not to mention that the god of death is a little scared of Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang who is likely to be scared by him, Bai Jinyi is also a little scared...

He didn't dare to look directly at Xu Xiaoshuang, and wandered around the room. The math team leader was not there, so the only one who knew what happened in the morning was Teacher Yan Ling.

Bai Jinyi hardly talked to Teacher Yan Ling alone, but Xu Xiaoshuang's gaze was too oppressive. He did some psychological training, but he turned his head and said:

"that……"

Yan Ling turned around: "Mr. Bai, what's wrong?"

Didn't you tell Teacher Xu to go back and rest?Why is Teacher Xu still here?

Bai Jin wanted to ask this question, but Xu Xiaoshuang just looked at him... He had no choice but to ask with his eyes.

Fortunately, Yan Ling understood very well, immediately moved the books on the desk, blocked Xu Xiaoshuang's eyes with an obstacle, and replied in a low voice: "I persuaded Teacher Xu before, but Teacher Xu refused to go back, saying that there is still a lot of work to do , I said Mrs. Bo will substitute for you, she kept talking about forms..."

"The form... what is it?" Bai Jinyi was very scared. The form that Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang had been reading was the task assigned to Xu Xiaoshuang by his loving father in order to find him a blind date.

"It's a system form in the office." Fortunately, what Yan Ling said was not what Bai Jin intended. "It was to be handed over to the Education Bureau, but it has not been completed, and it has been delayed. There are also people from the Education Bureau today. When you come to school, maybe Mr. Xu is very worried that the other party will come to ask directly, so you are very anxious..."

"So, isn't it all because of being scared by me?" Jian Wuxu answered cautiously from the side, feeling the heart that had been guilty of this incident all the time, and relaxed.

"It's because there are too many things and too annoying." Bai Jinyi answered the death god in a low voice.

Yan Ling misunderstood, thinking that Bai Jin intended to talk to herself, and emphasized again: "That's right, Mrs. Xu's state is really not right. Just now, she said that there are two of you, and you need to make the form together. I'll try to persuade her to be a lazy person." Rest on the sofa for a while, why don't you call the team leader back and ask him to persuade Teacher Xu?"

But when the time came, the math team leader couldn't come back, and it was time for them to go to the auditorium for a meeting.

By the time Bai Jinyi and the others arrived at the auditorium, people were almost here. Not long after Bai Jinyi sat down, he suddenly found that the God of Death was not sticking to him normally, and drifted away for a certain distance. Looking back, sure enough, Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang actually Came in with a computer.

She was very silent. After sitting down, she turned on the computer and started to operate.

Liu Rourou sat next to Xu Xiaoshuang. She didn't know what happened in the morning, so she said to Xu Xiaoshuang, "Why did you bring the things to the auditorium? There are so many outsiders in this conference, everyone is watching."

"The form has to be removed." Xu Xiaoshuang murmured, "I know the ghost is here, so don't even try to stop me from making the form."

"..." Bai Jinyi shivered in fear when he saw the ghosts floating in the corridor of the venue.

Liu Rourou was silent.

Everyone was silent.

In the silence, the mathematics team leader also looked at Yan Ling and Bai Jinyi with questioning eyes.

Yan Ling put on an innocent face, showing that she didn't understand anything.

The mathematics team leader then looked at Bai Jinyi with majestic eyes.

Bai Jinyi was caught and couldn't escape. He whispered, "We can't persuade you..."

The mathematics team leader tried to persuade, but just at this time, the leader on the stage cleared the wheat, and the meeting started.

Everyone shut down, stopped chatting, and sat in their seats to listen to the leaders on the stage. After all, there were people from outside the school, and it was necessary to show the good looks of the teachers of Shuhua Middle School.

The most important thing is that this meeting was recorded by someone with a camera in the background.

First, Su Jueren, the principal of Shuhua Middle School, spoke in a fatherly way as always:

"Colleagues from the Education Bureau, teachers from other schools, welcome to the friendly and harmonious family of Shuhua Middle School..."

Immediately afterwards, Xu Xiaoshuang's angry voice also sounded:

"You evil ghost, it's useless to disturb my work. The principal will scold you if you can't finish the form!"

Other members of the math group: "..."

Participants: "..."

Loving father: "..."

The Grim Reaper who had drifted to the corner of the venue: "..."

"Let me tell you," Liu Rourou is not afraid of death, and she dared to speak softly in such a scene where the needle drop can be heard, "Mr. Xu, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"

"Xu Xiaoshuang, don't be nervous, you are too nervous." At this time, the math team leader had to speak, "Yan Ling, take Xu Xiaoshuang out first to get some air."

Yan Ling stood up, wanting to help Xu Xiaoshuang out.

But Xu Xiaoshuang didn't cooperate at all. Now she was very excited and pushed Yan Ling: "Are you with ghosts, are you also trying to make me fail to complete the form?"

The first time I talked about ghosts, everyone was just confused.

The second time I said a ghost, everyone's scalps exploded.

The mathematics team leader quickly called Liu Rourou and Yan Ling, and asked the two female teachers to help Teacher Xu outside.

But at this time, Xu Xiaoshuang's strength was unbelievably strong, and the two female teachers could not lift Xu Xiaoshuang from his position with the combined efforts of the two female teachers.

The situation was not under control. The people from the Education Bureau and the teachers from other schools had already looked back and forth between Su Jueren and Xu Xiaoshuang dozens of times.

Su Jueren finally couldn't sit still anymore, came down from the stage, and asked Xu Xiaoshuang coldly: "What's the matter, are you tired today? Go to rest quickly, I'll keep the form, I'll take a look, it doesn't matter, you help her out quickly Take a moment to get some air, it may also be that there are too many people in the venue, and the brain is a little lack of oxygen because it is hard to breathe."

After all, his sharp eyes swept around, and Bai Jinyi was spotted in one sweep.

He immediately said:

"Bai Jinyi, you and Yan Ling go out to accompany Xu Xiaoshuang."

The two couldn't refuse.

Fortunately, at this time, the principal may have come to reassure her, Xu Xiaoshuang, who was unwilling to get up no matter how much she helped her, was easily helped by Yan Ling.

But only halfway through, Xu Xiaoshuang screamed, this time, her voice was high and shrill, her whole body was shaking, even her eyeballs were trembling:

"Ghosts, there are ghosts, ghosts surround me! Ghosts surround me with forms!"

Bai Jinyi could no longer see the Grim Reaper in the venue, and the Grim Reaper was so frightened that he hid from the venue.

The principal couldn't hold himself back anymore, and said quickly, "Xu Xiaoshuang's condition is not right, you should send Xu Xiaoshuang to the hospital immediately!"

So, Bai Jinyi and Yan Ling took Xu Xiaoshuang with them and boarded the school bus to the hospital.Before the school bus started, the Grim Reaper crept up again.

Although he was afraid that Xu Xiaoshuang would be provoked again, he was more determined to stay near Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi asked the God of Death with his eyes: Are there really no ghosts near Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang...?

The Grim Reaper responded with firm eyes: I have visited the whole school, and I have not seen any suspicious signs.

Bai Jinyi: So teacher Xu Xiaoshuang is simply...

Grim Reaper: Simply squeezed into this.

Bai Jinyi felt a little suffocated.

The school bus drove smoothly at the beginning, Xu Xiaoshuang may have consumed too much power just now, and now she is silent.

It's just that her eyes often turn, turning to the left of the car for a while, and turning to the right of the car for a while.

The God of Reaper who also followed had to follow Xu Xiaoshuang's gaze, Xu Xiaoshuang turned to the left, he ran to the right, Xu Xiaoshuang turned to the right, he ran to the left, halfway Xu Xiaoshuang kept reaching out his hand, trying to feel something in the air.

This made Death even more cautious.

After running hard in the small van compartment like this, he found that only Teacher Bai was the safest, so he ran back to Bai Jinyi, shrinking back.

Bai Jinyi was dazzled by the god of death... He even forgot to be afraid of Xu Xiaoshuang's eyes.

After a moment of silence like this, Xu Xiaoshuang suddenly said: "The ghost is talking."

Bai Jinyi: "!"

Jane Wuxu: "!"

Yan Ling was silent for a moment: "Mr. Xu, what is the ghost saying to you?"

"It said... that I was pitiful." Xu Xiaoshuang stretched out his hand and grabbed around, "It said that I couldn't do such a simple form well, and it was laughing at me."

Jian Wuxu immediately pointed to her tightly closed lips, indicating that she really didn't speak this time.

Bai Jinyi nodded, indicating that he knew that the god of death was innocent.

"Actually, ghosts don't know how to make forms." Yan Ling cautiously said, "So ghosts won't say these things to you."

"Not a ghost? Who is that?"

"No one. You see, Teacher Bai and I haven't talked."

"The uncle driver didn't say anything, did he?" Yan Ling asked the driver again for confirmation.

The driver kept silent and quietly drove the car faster.

"No sound, no one talking, no ghosts talking..." Xu Xiaoshuang seemed to be persuaded by Yan Ling, calmed down a little, and looked out the car window, "There is nothing..."

Bai Jinyi followed Xu Xiaoshuang's gaze and looked out the car window.

The car is passing through a park. The park in spring has the best scenery. The leaves are new, the leaves are green, the flowers are in full bloom, and the flowers are dazzling. Even the pool hidden behind the flowers and leaves is sparkling. Rolling golden beads sprinkled by the sun.

It's so beautiful outside!Bai Jin thought.It is peaceful and beautiful, and there is no need to be so close to other teachers in such a cramped environment...

"No, you and the ghost are in the same group, you all want to kill me! I want to go out! Don't try to control me!"

Therefore, when Xu Xiaoshuang screamed and grabbed the car door without warning, Bai Jinyi's hand touched the car door faster than Xu Xiaoshuang's hand, and successfully stopped Xu Xiaoshuang.

The remaining person and ghost in the same car were frightened to death when they saw this scene.

Yan Ling almost screamed: "Teacher Bai, good job, quickly lock the door and don't let Teacher Xu jump out of the car!"

The god of death also screamed: "Mr. Bo, are you planning to jump off the car? Could it be that Teacher Xu's impulsiveness blocked your way to jump off the car? Don't be afraid, you jump boldly. I will stop Teacher Xu here and won't let you jump." Teacher Xu jumped down with him, don't worry, I'm a novice, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch two souls at once, so I will turn into a real body and stop Teacher Xu, don't worry!"

"Enough, don't talk about it, the outside of the car is beautiful, but jumping out of the car is out of the plan!" The scene was so chaotic, Bai Jinyi couldn't help but raise the volume to control the situation.

But after he spoke, the scene was dead silent, and he felt his arm being pulled again.

He thought it was the god of death, but when he looked back, it was Yan Ling.

Yan Ling stopped screaming, she was about to cry, at first she was holding Xu Xiaoshuang with both hands, but now, she freed one hand to catch Bai Jinyi: "Teacher Bai, who are you talking to, you have to hold on Ah, I really can't pull you..."

And Xu Xiaoshuang's eyes showed surprise at this time: "You heard the voice too, didn't you? You also saw a ghost, right?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Thanks, I can't stand it any longer.