my scheming human boyfriend

The god of death said something that Bai Jinyi hadn't thought about at all.

He responded subconsciously: "I have no such plan."

"Why not?"

"No why..."

"But they did something that made you unhappy, so call them and tell them that you are unhappy about it, you don't like it, isn't it a normal thing?" Jian Wuxu said.

Bai Jinyi found that he seemed to be unable to find words to refute for a while.

Why can't he find the words to refute?

While hesitating, the mobile phone appeared in front of his eyes.

"..."

Bai Jinyi looked up at the Grim Reaper, trying to force the Grim Reaper back with the eyes of a student who forced him to retreat, but the Grim Reaper was not afraid of the silent gaze at all, and still held his mobile phone and floated towards Bai Jinyi's position, and he was about to float onto the bed up.

Even the god of death is still reasoning with him:

"Mr. Bai, from the point of view of politeness between people, even your parents should let you know when something they do involves you, right? And from your own point of view, when you When you feel uncomfortable, you should also speak out directly, otherwise, your discomfort will only accumulate and things will only get worse—"

Jian Wuxu finished speaking in one go, and asked Bai Jinyi:

"Right?"

Bai Jinyi finally understood, maybe the reason why he couldn't refute it was because he knew what the god of death said was right.

He should... say it.

Bai Jinyi took the phone.

The mobile phone was heavy in the palm of my hand, heavier than any time I picked it up before.

It was so heavy that he couldn't hold it steady.

Bai Jinyi felt that he was a little unsteady, but before the phone fell, he glanced at the god of death and suddenly realized: But even if I couldn't hold it steady for a while, I dropped the phone on the floor...under the bed...or even out of the window Go, God of Death will quickly pick it up and hand it to me again.

Thinking about it this way...it doesn't make sense to drop the phone.

Bai Jinyi took a deep breath and opened the WeChat interface.

"Aren't you calling?" Jian Wuxu was very disappointed, "Mr. Bai, your voice is warm."

Well, it's the phone that allows you to join the war in real time.

"You can also leave a message, we can have a clear debate, and after the debate, we can review it!" Jian Wuxu is always good at discovering the advantages of things.

Do you still want to leave evidence in court?

When he was talking to the god of death in his head, Bai Jinyi was distracted. When he took back his mixed thoughts and concentrated them on the phone interface, he was shocked to find that he had already typed two meaningless symbols. sent out.

And that's not even the point.

The point is that my father, who usually goes to bed at 09:30 in the evening, was still awake at nearly twelve o'clock and replied to him.

"?"

Bai Jinyi looked at the question mark, unable to recover for a long time, even thinking for a while, is it God's will?

Not God's will, but Death's will.

The god of death who was watching urged: "Mr. Bai, it happens that your father is here, so send a message and tell him clearly!"

Bai Jinyi still couldn't press the keyboard keys down.

After a stalemate like this for a while, Death understood.

"I see, Teacher Bai, don't you know how to argue with others?"

"..."

"It's okay, I will!" Jian Wuxu assured her with a sense of security, "Teacher Bai asked me to come!"

Dazed, Bai Jinyi found the mobile phone in his palm and ran into the hands of Death.

Dazed again, Bai Jinyi found that the god of death had opened Bai Peiyun's WeChat in a familiar place, and wrote long, long texts.

How did you develop this hand speed? !

"Calm down!" This time Bai Jinyi hastily tried to control the hands of Shinigami.

"I'm very calm, Mr. Bai, don't worry." However, Jian Wuxu's crackling fingers on the screen didn't look calm at all. With a blink of an eye, there were [-] words in the past, "I'm trying to reason with your father. The more you argue, the clearer you are, I believe I won't lose!"

Bai Jinyi was not worried at all, so he quickly snatched the phone back and pressed the delete button.

"Teacher Bai!" Jian Wuxu screamed, reaching out to snatch the phone back.

But Bai Jinyi didn't let the god of death succeed this time. He first tried to grab the god of death's hands with one hand, but he couldn't catch it. After controlling all jelly's throbbing, and deleting all the contents of the chat box very firmly, he was freed from the state where his brain was almost boiling, let out a long breath, and let go of the god of death.

The god of death was finally able to look up, and when he saw the input box was empty, his eyes immediately turned red, his mentality exploded instantly, he ran to the end of the bed, turned around and folded his arms, and gave the back of his head to Bai Jinyi.

"That... the god of death." Bai Jinyi said.

Death was angry.

"Jian Wuxu." Bai Jinyi changed his address.

Jane ignored it.

"I saw what you wrote just now." Bai Jinyi poked Jian Wuxu's shoulder.

The god of death was not coaxed well, and still moved his shoulders angrily.

"It's just that I think, this kind of thing, I'd better talk about it myself."

Bai Jinyi squeezed the phone and typed the first word.

The most difficult thing in this world may always be just taking the first step.

With the first word, all the following words will jump from the keyboard to the screen one by one.

Writing this line was not as difficult as Bai Jinyi imagined. He looked at the text in the input box:

"Next time you have a blind date, you can tell me directly, and I will go."

"No!"

Bai Jinyi looked at the Grim Reaper who turned his face back at some point.

Jian Wuxu: "Don't go! You don't have to go, you can choose not to go on a blind date and jump off a building! Believe me, you can!"

As he spoke, he felt that there was no way to show the power of these words just by talking, so he ran to the window in a hurry, opened the curtains, and said to Bai Jinyi:

"Mr. Bai, I'll show you a show. Look, I'll jump from here. It's very simple!"

Bai Jinyi watched the Grim Reaper in rose-pink pajamas jump out of the window, in the dark night, like a rose petal falling in the Heihe River.

Before Bai Jinyi had a psychological shadow, the rose petal that floated down floated back vigorously, and jumped to Bai Jinyi's side again, saying:

"See, Mr. Bo, it's really simple."

"..."

Bai Jinyi grabbed the god of death, hugged him in his arms, and patted the other person's head twice.

At this moment, he felt that Reaper was very much like a puppy he briefly raised several years ago. He was always full of energy, understanding, and quite capable of destroying. After destroying, he still looked pure and innocent.

"Eh? Eh?" Jian Wuxu was confused by the sudden touch.

Bai Jinyi also immediately realized that his behavior was not appropriate, he let go of Death, and distanced himself.

"Well, I see, it's very simple."

"Then—" Jian Wuxu sat upright, looking at Bai Jinyi with piercing eyes.

"...I will delete the second half of the sentence." Bai Jin agreed to compromise.

"The first half sentence is not tough enough!" Jian Wuxu still had something to say.

"Enough is enough."

"Not enough! Don't forget the lessons learned when you went back to your hometown."

"..."

"Teacher Bai—"

"Give them another chance." Bai Jinyi said, and added, "Next time, I promise you."

The god of death was a little satisfied, but also a little dissatisfied. He swayed from side to side, still feeling a little sleepy, and just said:

"Alright then, Teacher Bai..."

"Thank you."

Reaper looked astonished.

"Thank you." Facing the unbelievable face of the god of death, Bai Jinyi said again patiently, "For my sake."

He sent the sentence, put away his phone, and said:

"Okay, it's late, go to bed quickly."

Jian Wuxu was in a happy and shy situation, he said, "Aren't you waiting for your father's reply?"

"It's so late, even if he came back just now, he only woke up in the middle of it, and he must have fallen asleep again now, let's talk about it tomorrow."

This time the Grim Reaper was convinced, and returned to his sofa bed, put his head on the pillow, covered him with a quilt, stretched his limbs, and let out a comfortable sigh.

Bai Jinyi also lay down and turned off the lights. When he was about to close his eyes and get ready to fall asleep, he heard the voice of death again.

"By the way, Teacher Bai."

"Ok?"

"I want to thank you too."

"..."

"Thank you to the gentle teacher Bai, for taking in me who has nowhere to stay..."

"..."

Bai Jinyi turned over and pulled up the quilt.

A little hot.

But he still pulled the quilt a little higher to cover his face.

"Good night, Mr. Bai." Death finally said happily.

Good night.See you tomorrow.Bai Jinyi also responded in the night, wondering if the voice was spoken.He fell asleep.

The next day, the cold snap hit and the weather changed suddenly.

Yesterday I had to wear a T-shirt, but today I have to add a cotton jacket.

When Bai Jinyi got up in the morning, he was hit by the cold air. From the moment he left the dormitory, his throat felt a little uncomfortable. When he got to the office, the discomfort had turned into an uncontrollable cough.

"Mr. Bai, are you okay? I have throat lozenges, would you like one?" Yan Ling who was sitting behind asked Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jin didn't want to speak, but just shook his head silently.But Yan Ling behind the back may not be able to see it, so he had to say: "...No, thank you."

While they were talking, Xu Xiaoshuang also entered the office.

It's cold today, but Xu Xiaoshuang wore a thin-looking shirt dress. Maybe it was because the temperature dropped suddenly and she didn't have time to change clothes. She took a thermos to pick up water from the water dispenser, and after a while, she turned and walked to her work station. , but forgot to turn off the switch of the water dispenser, the mineral water flowed down, quickly overflowed the water storage box, and flowed to the ground.

Yan Ling called out: "Mr. Xu, you forgot to turn off the water dispenser!"

But Xu Xiaoshuang seemed to be thinking about something, ignored Yan Ling's words, and sat down in his own seat.

Yan Ling didn't call Xu Xiaoshuang, but the water was still rushing without waiting for anyone, so she hurriedly stood up from her seat, jumped to the water dispenser in three steps at a time, turned off the switch, blocked the water flow, and then let out a long sigh tone.

Next to it, the Grim Reaper silently withdrew the hand that was about to reach out to turn off the water.

There was no emergency on the scene for him to deal with, so he floated back to Bai Jinyi's side, only to hear Bai Jinyi cough twice.

Cough again.

Teacher Bai has been coughing today.

If you cough, drink plenty of water...

Grim Reaper looked at Bai Jinyi's table, and found that the water in the cup had bottomed out, and Bai Jinyi was busy reading the test paper.

You shouldn't have turned off the water just now, you should have taken the cup to fetch the water!

Taking advantage of the fact that there are not many people in the office, Death decides to steal some water for Mr. Bai.

He quietly floated to the other two teachers in the office to see what they were doing.

These two female teachers happened to be sitting next to Bai Jinyi.

Yan Ling sat behind Bai Jinyi, and Xu Xiaoshuang sat opposite Bai Jinyi.

Yan Ling was watching TikTok very intently, so there shouldn't be any threat to fish with such concentration.

He then floated to Xu Xiaoshuang's side, only to find that the other party was working on a computer form, but for some reason, he was scribbling and scribbling, but there was no progress. Therefore, in the office, there was always the sound of anxious clicking of the mouse and angry typing of the keyboard, so focused You shouldn't find a cup suddenly flying into the air, right?

The god of death was about to float away when Xu Xiaoshuang suddenly heard a whisper:

"stop fighting……"

"No one is noisy," he replied.

"Have……"

"No, only the god of death is talking." Jane had no clue.

Bai Jinyi, who bowed his head while grading papers, looked up at the god of death.

Jian Wuxu immediately stopped the call, covered her mouth, and said that she would not disturb the teacher's work.

It's not really intrusive... I'm the only one who can hear it anyway.

Bai Jinyi thought to himself, but didn't say anything, and continued to correct the paper with his head bowed.

At this time, the god of death clenched his fist and became a reality, ready to take the opportunity to fill water with Bai Jinyi's cup.But suddenly, Xu Xiaoshuang's murmuring voice became louder:

"Someone, somebody, here? Where?"

She became excited, stretched out her hand, grabbed the front, grabbed the side, and then again, she grabbed Jian Wuxu who just turned into a solid body!

Jian Wuxu was stunned.

Xu Xiaoshuang was stunned.

A second ago, he lowered his head to grade the paper, but raised his head because of Xu Xiaoshuang's voice, and Bai Jinyi, who saw this scene, was also stunned.

In an instant, Xu Xiaoshuang's exclamation resounded through the office:

"There are people in the office, invisible people, who have been spying on us!"

"What, what?" Yan Ling was so frightened that she immediately turned her phone back on the table, fearing that the superiors would come to the office to make a surprise inspection of the office, but when she looked at the door of the office, it was empty and there was no one there.

She turned her head again, only to find that Xu Xiaoshuang stood up excitedly, a little surprised; and seeing Bai Jinyi also stood up, very surprised.

She couldn't help standing up: "Mr. Xu, Mr. Bai, what's the matter?"

The god of death finally came to his senses at this time, he wanted to quickly take his hand away to escape Xu Xiaoshuang's control, but he didn't dare to act rashly, for fear that the situation would get worse, so he could only turn his eyes to Bai Jinyi for help.

Bai Jinyi looked at the Grim Reaper, opened his mouth, and described with his mouth:

transform.

The god of death understood in seconds, and immediately made a fist!

Suddenly, he returned to the soul state, and Xu Xiaoshuang, who was holding him tightly, took a break, from excitement to bewilderment.

"People... Where are people? Did I catch them?"

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the god of death quickly slipped away from Xu Xiaoshuang and ran to Bai Jinyi, his voice trembling with anxiety:

"Teacher Bobobo, I didn't do it on purpose!"

Bai Jinyi knew that the god of death didn't do it on purpose, but Teacher Xu's state was a problem.

"Ms. Xu..." Bai Jinyi blocked the god of death behind him, opened his mouth in a low voice, unscrewed Xu Xiaoshuang's water glass, and handed it to her, "Are you okay?"

"There is someone." Xu Xiaoshuang looked around, but he didn't seem to see Bai Jinyi who was talking to him, "When I was making the form, someone kept talking in my ear. He was so noisy that I couldn't do anything. The form is still empty. It's time to hand it in, he prevented me from handing in the form in time, I want to catch him, he has to be responsible..."

"Teacher Xu……"

"Teacher Xu, there is no one else in the office." Yan Ling also understood the situation at this time, walked around, patted Xu Xiaoshuang on the back and said, "There is no one but there are ghosts."

Bai Jinyi: "!"

Jane Wuxu: "!"

"But the sky is bright and the sky is bright, and there are so many students on campus, and the sun is full of energy. It is impossible for there to be ghosts in the office, right? Teacher Bai." Yan Ling smiled.

Bai Jinyi: "..."

Jane Wuxu: "..."

Bai Jinyi avoided Teacher Yan's question and pretended not to hear it.

"I just touched it, it's soft, not human, like jelly." However, even though Yan Ling said so, Xu Xiaoshuang was very persistent, she murmured, "Everyone can't see... I understand, he is not People, he is a ghost. The school is built on top of a mass grave, and outside my dormitory, there are ghosts knocking on the door every night in the middle of the night..."

"Ms. Xu," Yan Ling felt his scalp tingle at this moment, "You don't live in the dormitory of the school..."

"My form can't be finished all the time. There is a ghost haunting me. I want to catch the ghost and bring him to the principal. He will be responsible..."

Bai Jinyi: "..."

Jane Wuxu: "..."

Yan Ling: "..."

"What happened?" A voice rang out from outside the office, and they turned their heads to see that the mathematics team leader had arrived.

Both Bai Jinyi and Yan Ling breathed a sigh of relief, the math team leader is the head of the office, they can't appease Xu Xiaoshuang, maybe the math team leader can.

After hearing what happened, the math team leader frowned and said, "Xu Xiaoshuang, have you been under a lot of pressure these two days? Why don't you skip the afternoon class and find someone to replace you."

He looked around in the office.

Bai Jinyi said, "I'll come... cough cough."

As soon as he opened his mouth, his throat was itchy after being hit hard by the cold air, and he couldn't help coughing.

The leader of the mathematics team looked soft-hearted: "Hey, let's forget about your bad voice! Why isn't Liu Rourou here? Teachers from other schools have come to our school for a big competition, and she still behaves like this! Yan Ling, can you get in?"

"?"

I teach the second grade, do you think I can teach the third grade?Even if you can teach it, you can't teach it!Yan Ling firmly shook her head.

"It's okay, let me come. My class is about the same progress as Mr. Xu's class, so it's easier for me to substitute." Bai Jinyi suppressed his cough and insisted that he felt that he had to take some responsibility for the current situation.

"Okay, then Bai Jinyi. It's time for lunch, Xu Xiaoshuang. If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, then go home and rest." The mathematics team leader arranged this matter, took the water glass in the office, and left up.

He was just here to get a glass of water.

Not long after the mathematics team leader left, a pink baseball cap suddenly popped out from the door of the office. Then, he raised the brim of the hat with one hand, revealing Zhang Yuchi's face.

"Teacher Bai, let's go have dinner together."

Zhang Yuchi has been busy developing his octopus pond recently, and he hasn't come to have a meal with Bai Jinyi for a while. The weather was suddenly cold today, so he sneezed and remembered Bai Jinyi, so he came.

Bai Jinyi had no objection, and left the office with Zhang Yuchi.

When he left the office, he looked back.

Although the mathematics team leader asked Xu Xiaoshuang to go back to rest just now, Xu Xiaoshuang did not leave the office directly.She stood back in front of her desk, looking down at the computer while reaching out, grabbing the surrounding air from time to time... as if grabbing something invisible or intangible.

The god of death, invisible and intangible, hid beside him early, and rarely used him as a shield to stay away from Xu Xiaoshuang.

Suddenly, Xu Xiaoshuang turned his head around, and his eyes fell on his side... on the God of Death.

Bai Jinyi felt his sleeves being pulled.

When he came back to his senses, he found that the god of death was quietly grabbing his sleeve and walking close to his arm.

He generously dedicated his entire arm to death.

Today is not only the day when teachers come to Shuhua Middle School for business trips, but also the day when teaching and research staff from the Education Bureau come to Shuhua Middle School to attend classes.

Su Jueren was chatting with a teaching researcher named Wang Yang in the corridor at the entrance of the cafeteria.

The reason why they chat in the corridor in front of the cafeteria at noon is entirely because they are talking private words that have nothing to do with teaching.

"Bai Jinyi likes men?" Su Jueren shook his head, "What is this all about?"

"My daughter went on a blind date with him yesterday," Wang Rang said angrily. He is Wang Yunwei's father.He knew Su Jueren and Bai Peiyun, "Come back and tell me that although she likes each other's looks very much, they have no results. I am very surprised, why don't you try if you like it? But no matter what I say she I just didn’t let go, so I thought to myself, we are all scholars, and we have to figure it out when we have problems, and then I asked my wife to secretly check my daughter’s mobile phone, only to find out Bai Jinyi’s problem! He has this problem, I I don’t discriminate against him, but you said that Bai Peiyun and I have known each other for so many years, and if you introduce a son like him to my daughter, their sexual orientation is not harmonious, is it too much? Isn’t it scary?”

"It's too much, it's scary... But it's based on Bai Jinyi's liking for men, right?" Su Jueren asked, "Why do you think Bai Jinyi likes men?"

Wang Yang immediately threw the photo of Bai Jinyi buying pink pajamas in the clothing store to Su Jueren.

Su Jueren: "...It's just a pink pajamas."

Wang Yang: "He is 188, and he bought a size L. Tell me, it fits well. He definitely didn't buy it for himself. Then, do you think it's okay to buy pink pajamas for other men?"

This does not sound right.

But Su Jueren thinks there are still other possibilities: "Maybe someone asked Bai Jinyi to buy it? Maybe Bai Jinyi bought it for other purposes? For example, if there are any handmade dolls now, they have to be tailored." I said, you are all too excited, just saw a pink pajamas that did not fit the size, and condemned people. Bai Jinyi is my teacher, I look at him every day, he is on campus all day and night I’m teaching here, and I haven’t gotten close to any men, nor women, so you can rest assured.”

Wang Rang was moved, but he was still worried: "It's not without reason."

Su Jueren: "I think some people want to set off a three-foot wave without wind."

They were talking, when two people came from a distance, Su Jueren saw it and said, "Hey, Bai Jinyi is here, you can see for yourself, is he a good-looking talent, a young talent..."

In the middle of speaking, his voice suddenly stopped.

Because he, Wang Rang, saw Bai Jinyi beside him with a particularly conspicuous pink hat.

Saobao Pink Hat was opening the lid of the thermos cup. After opening it for a long time, the palm of the hand was like soap bubbles, and the lid of the thermos cup was not wiped off. Then, in a very pretentious way, he handed the thermos cup to Bai Jinyi and said:

"Help me open it, the music teacher is really weak."

"Yeah." Bai Jinyi actually took it and opened it!

The two middle-aged men were dumbfounded.

In fact, Bai Jinyi didn't care what Zhang Yuchi said. He walked with the god of death. The god of death pulled his sleeve at first, but now he has his arm.

"Teacher Xiaoshuang...will you be all right?" Along the way, Jian Wuxu had already repeated this sentence for the third time.

"It should be fine." Bai Jinyi had already comforted Death for the third time.

Although he was walking with Zhang Yuchi, he didn't care much about what Zhang Yuchi was doing, and Zhang Yuchi didn't care much about what he was doing either. One of them chatted with ghosts, and the other chatted with mobile phones, and they both had their own programs.

"It's all my fault," Jian Wuxu blamed herself again, "I scared Teacher Xiaoshuang, I shouldn't become a reality next to Teacher Xiaoshuang's seat, I just want to help you pour a glass of water, back to you You can also transform at the table..."

It turned out to be pouring water for me.Bai Jin was surprised.But he felt that today's Teacher Xu is a lesson for the past. For the safety of Death, it is better not to attract attention in the office...

He was about to speak when suddenly two people stood in front of him.

He looked forward: "Principal..."

He didn't know the other person.

The person he didn't know didn't look at him.The other party looked straight at Zhang Yuchi, from Zhang Yuchi's pink hat to Zhang Yuchi's figure, at the end, suddenly asked:

"Do you wear size L?"

Bai Jinyi: "?"

Jian Wuxu: "?"

Zhang Yuchi frowned, something is wrong!