my scheming human boyfriend

This strangely good mood even lasted until the next day.At noon the next day, Bai Jinyi received a call from Bai Peiyun.

"Is there a class this afternoon?"

"Yes, one or two classes."

"Oh, there are no classes in three or four quarters, right? Let's go to a place for Dad. There is something to do." Bai Peiyun didn't give details on the phone, only saying that we will talk about it when we arrive at the place in the afternoon.

The address given by Bai Peiyun is a nearby comprehensive shopping mall.Bai Jin realized it earlier, and sent a text message to Bai Peiyun, saying that he had arrived, so he wandered around in the mall.

The god of death beside him wandered much happier than him.

Thinking about it carefully, from the moment I saw the god of death, the god of death was bound to him because he had to work hard to seduce the soul. The scope of activities was not only the school, but also his hometown in the mountains.

Bai Jinyi walked a little slower.

He came here just to wait for someone, it didn't matter where he went.

He saw Reaper being attracted to cake shops, ice cream shops, and milk tea shops one by one. It seemed that as long as it was a colorful place, the other party liked it very much.Just when entering the ice cream shop, Death was accidentally passed by a boy running with ice cream.

Bai Jinyi saw the Grim Reaper subconsciously looking down at his clothes.

Worried about getting your clothes dirty?Although it's a bit strange that a ghost worries about whether his clothes will get dirty all day long, but indeed, for various reasons, until now, Reaper doesn't have a set of clothes that can be changed...not even a set of pajamas for sleeping.

Walking, Bai Jinyi stopped at the door of a men's clothing store, and through the glass window, he saw that the clothes inside seemed to be pretty good.

But when you go in, you have to communicate with people...

Bai Jinyi withdrew his gaze, walked forward, took two steps, stopped again, and cast his gaze into the shop again.Now, there are quite a lot of people in the store, and the shopping guides follow them. Maybe when I go in, no one will notice me and greet me.

Bai Jinyi evaluated for a moment and felt a little relieved.He stepped into the room, avoiding eye contact with anyone on the way, and bypassed the customers and shopping guides inside like he bypassed the reefs that would sink at the touch, and arrived at his target safely——

A set of pajamas.

Bai Jinyi breathed a sigh of relief.

The pajamas in his hand are silk pajamas, without patterns, and are in a light orange-pink tone. This color is too bold for men's clothing. If Bai Jinyi was buying clothes by himself, he would never consider this color.

However, this color... is very similar to the rose pink dyed by the setting sun when he first met Death.

So, this pajamas suit is perfect for Grim Reaper.

So, buy it, burn it, and give it to Death.

However, if the items are all equal to enter the underworld, then what size will he buy for Death?

Bai Jinyi raised his head to look for the god of death.

Death happened to be looking for him outside the shop too.

Through the transparent glass of the store, he saw Jian Wuxu looking around, and the hood on the back jumped up and down with the owner's direction, as vivid as the owner.He reached out and tapped on the glass wall.

The god of death outside the glass wall turned his head following the sound and saw him.

Death's eyes lit up, and immediately floated through the glass and into the room.

He wore it too fast, Bai Jinyi's hand didn't retract in time, and his fingers brushed the cheek of Death.

But the god of death should be in the state of soul at this time.

He couldn't touch the god of death, so the soft bouncing feeling on his fingers at this time was just an illusion.

Bai Jinyi withdrew his hand and took the pajamas to the God of Death for comparison.

Hmm...it's really a good fit.

He found Reaper standing up, with the top of his head reaching the tip of his nose.

At this height, Reaper is about 1.7 meters six, right?Bai Jinyi gestured, put the XXL pajamas back in his hand, and changed into XL pajamas.

It seems a little big.

So he changed another one and changed it to L size.

And this scene was all seen by a young woman who passed by the men's clothing store inadvertently.

The young woman looked at the situation in the store hesitantly, and felt that the man in the pink pajamas inside looked very familiar anyway, very much like her sister's blind date tonight.

There should be no mistake.

Even if you are face-blind, it is still a bit difficult to admit your mistake to that face.

So he is the object of my sister's blind date!

It is a normal thing for a man to go into a men's clothing store to buy pajamas.

It's normal for a man to go into a men's clothing store and buy pink pajamas... right?

Is it normal for a man to go into a men's clothing store and buy pink pajamas that are one or two sizes smaller than he should be wearing...?

From the above conditions, it can be concluded that my sister's blind date entered a men's clothing store and bought a set of sexy pink pajamas for another man?

Bai Jinyi took the pajamas and gestured to the god of death twice.

The god of death gradually realized: "Could it be... Mr. Bai, did you buy this suit for me?"

"Um……"

"But, still, no need." Jian Wuxu said no need, but his eyes couldn't move away from the pajamas, but he still tried his best to retract his eyes, focusing on Bai Jinyi's face, "But it is enough for Teacher Bai to let me live in the house. I am very grateful and don't need to spend any more money for me."

"This is not spending money for you." Bai Jinyi paused for a moment, and picked out words that could describe his heart, "This is a gift."

"what?"

"A gift from me to my tenant." Bai Jinyi figured out why he bought clothes.

"If it's a gift, you should also return the gift, right?" Although Jian Wuxu was moved, she still had concerns, "And I have no way to return the gift to Teacher Bai..."

"It doesn't have to be a gift from the world."

"Ok?"

"The ones in the underworld are fine too." Bai Jinyi, who said these words, felt as if he was gradually getting into the underworld.

But these words gave Death a new inspiration, and his eyes lit up:

"Yes! I can try my best to seduce the soul. It is said that as long as I have enough money, I can buy a good reincarnation opportunity directly in the underworld. At that time, I can use the money from the underworld to cast a good fetus for Teacher Bai, so that Teacher Bai Have a happy next life!"

Because you want to make money, you have to seduce your soul.

Because you want to seduce the soul, so you want to seduce me.

The ultimate nesting doll.

Getting used to it, Bai Jinyi nodded very calmly, and after affirming the ingenious idea of ​​the god of death, he took his pajamas and went to the counter to pay the bill.

After buying the bill, Bai Peiyun's phone just came in.

"Dad, I've arrived at the location." Bai Jinyi answered the phone.

"Oh, I have something to do with your Uncle Wang, so we won't go there." Bai Peiyun said on the phone.

That……?Before Bai Jinyi could speak, Bai Peiyun had already continued.

"But your Uncle Wang's daughter is about to arrive at the shopping mall. I have reserved a restaurant for you. You should go to the restaurant quickly. Don't leave a bad impression on the woman by being late. By the way, the photo of your Uncle Wang's daughter , I’ll send it to you, don’t mistake the person.”

"You..." Didn't say today is a blind date.

"I……"

Whether it was the words after "you" or the words after "me", Bai Jinyi didn't have time to say it, the phone had already hung up, and after two blind tones, Bai Jinyi had to go to a blind date that was completely unprepared— —

He walked out of the shop and came to the escalator in the mall.

Both sides of the escalator in the shopping mall are transparent, without heightened guardrails. From a distance, it looks like snow-white spider silk hanging in a cave. He stands on the escalator, and the escalator descends slowly, and his eyes follow him. ...He felt his brain was shaking a little too...

Death spoke in his ear:

"Mr. Bai, your body... seems to be shaking!"

Yes.Bai Jinyi was actually quite surprised that he could capture the voice of Death so accurately.My body is shaking.

Shake it a little harder and you'll get what you want.

Unfortunately, the god of death still did not get his wish.

There were many people in the shopping mall, and Bai Jinyi was worried that he would fall and hit others, but he still didn't let go of his hand holding the escalator.

According to what Bai Peiyun said on the phone, he found the restaurant that had reserved a seat, and when he arrived at the restaurant, a woman was already seated in the seat.

The other party wore a high ponytail and a white shirt, looking very professional and capable.

The other party was Uncle Wang's daughter, Wang Yunwei, his blind date today... his second date within three days.

He walked to the table: "That..."

Wang Yunwei was startled when he heard the voice, and immediately raised his hand to cover the phone screen on the table, then cleared his throat: "You are Bai Jinyi, Uncle Bai's son."

"Yes." Bai Jinyi sat down, "You belong to Uncle Wang..."

"daughter."

"Yeah." Bai Jinyi was silent for a while, "Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you."

They were so dry that they couldn't even look at the god of death next to them, and they hesitated to say:

"You seem to be talking nonsense..."

They really are talking nonsense.

Bai Jinyi decided to say no nonsense.He said: "Well, I'm sorry, although it's the first time we met, I still think I should say something... I should be asexual."

Wang Yunwei slightly parted her red lips... No sound came out.

She lowered her head, glanced at Bai Jinyi's handbag next to her, and glanced at the phone screen.

On the screen, her sister sent her a picture of the man in front of her buying pink pajamas in a men's clothing store.

And she asked her sister to go in and check to see if the pajamas were really his size.

Now my sister has succeeded in inquiring about the news, and I will reply to her——

"It's really not his size! I asked the shopping guide, and the shopping guide said that the man wears XXL visually, but the clothes he bought are L!!!"

Then she raised her head, and this time the voice came out:

"Is this a popular euphemism for same-sex sexual orientation?"

"..." Although Bai Jinyi didn't answer, the look on his face probably answered everything.

"Don't get me wrong." Wang Yunwei said hastily, "I don't mean to criticize anything, I'm just a little curious, because there has been a legend in the blind date circle that there is a good-looking man who doesn't like to talk. Every time I go on a blind date, I use 'I'm asexual' as an excuse... In fact, I just don't like the woman."

As he spoke, Wang Yunwei suddenly hesitated.

She refined the key words in her words.

Good looking - yes.

Very quiet - yes.

'I'm asexual' - yes.

What is that legendary occupation?It seems to be a... teacher!

Wang Yunwei remembered.She looked at Bai Jinyi again.

They were all silent.

When it comes to blind dates, of course there is no value in talking about it further.

After Bai Jinyi and Wang Yunwei finished their meal politely and quietly, they said their goodbyes.

He noticed that during his meal, the god of death was hesitant to speak for a while, and when he finally came out of the mall, the god of death couldn't wait to say: "Mr. Bai——"

"What?" Bai Jinyi didn't feel it in the past, but now he finds that being able to speak freely is the same feeling as being able to breathe freely. With it, maybe it won't be much happiness, but without it, it's really hard.

"Although I trust you very much, but..."

"but?"

"Two blind dates have already said you're gay."

"……Um."

"Is there a possibility," Jian Wuxu said, "the eyes of the masses are discerning?"

"Is there a possibility," Bai Jinyi, "that the truth is in the hands of a few people."

"Hey, yes!"

"..." You are so deceitful.

"It's great that Teacher Bai is not gay, so that if we live together, Teacher Bai will not be unsafe!" Jian Wuxu breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart.

"?" Is it the other way around?

"Why do you say that?" Bai Jinyi looked sideways.

"Because I'm pretty."

"..."

"Although Teacher Bai is not interested in me, but put a temptation next to me, and I obviously don't need it, but I always want to eat something that looks delicious. Maybe I made a mistake at some point."

"...Are you too confident about your appearance?" Bai Jinyi couldn't help asking.

"Because Teacher Bai told me that I am beautiful, of course I believe Teacher Bai!"

I really appreciate your trust.

While walking, Bai Jinyi suddenly stopped.

The god of death almost bumped into Bai Jinyi's body: "Teacher Bai, what's wrong?"

At this time, they had already reached the entrance of the shopping mall, and the night lighting effect of the shopping mall was sprinkled on Bai Jinyi. He glanced at the dark mirror wall next to him, colorful like a clown.

The depression he felt when he received a call from Bai Peiyun seemed to have returned.

Bai Jinyi took a deep breath and turned back to the shopping mall.

"I won't go back yet, I'll buy you something else."

"Eh... eh? Eh?"

If one person and one ghost want to live together, there are countless things to prepare.

Such as toothbrushes, such as towels, such as slippers belonging to the god of death, these things are undoubtedly necessary for life.

Bai Jinyi felt that his state at the moment was a little strange, maybe because he was too depressed, so he felt a little bit wanting to be presumptuous, so when he was picking a toothbrush for the god of death, he picked a toothbrush with a frog head, imagining green jelly frogs taste.

As for the towel, he chose a fox towel, fancied orange jelly fox scent.

During this process, the god of death has been hesitating to speak by the side.

"Mr. Bo, thank you for buying things for me, but we can choose..." He really likes colorful colors, but isn't it a bit too colorful, "Something more simple?"

"But they are all cute." Bai Jinyi.

"...Really? Is it really cute?" Death was puzzled.

"Cute as you are."

"...ah!" The god of death began to waver.

"Really." Bai Jinyi repeated with certainty.

"...Then, thank you then?" Death was convinced.

So Bai Jinyi successfully bought these necessities of life, and then looked back at the god of death for a moment.

The God of Reaper is looked down upon...

Bai Jinyi: "You only have one waist bag. The waist bag holds all your property."

Reaper: "Yes..."

Bai Jinyi: "It's time to change it, it's dirty." He even bowed his head and counted, "You can change your backpack, chest bag, and shoulder bag."

After finishing speaking, he walked into a shop that looked very expensive from the door, and then directly picked up the blue leather motorcycle bag with the number 1 followed by four 0s that was placed on the counter.

"It's not bad, just—" At this time, Bai Jinyi even forgot about social fear, and he directly spoke to the shopping guide, and it seemed that he even wanted to buy it!

"Teacher Bai! Calm down!" The god of death rushed into the shop like burning his cloak, trying to hold Bai Jinyi.

"purchase--"

But the god of death is in the state of the soul, and he can't hold Bai Jinyi at all. In desperation, he directly turned into a physical state, and raised his hand to cover Bai Jinyi's mouth.

"1 yuan! This bag costs 1 yuan! If you give it to me, you will burn 1 yuan! This bag is crazy, and you are crazy too! I think my little pocket is very good, I I won’t replace it! Really, if you burn a piece of cloth for me, I can DIY it myself. In short, I will never allow you to burn the 1 yuan you earned in class!”

"..." Bai Jinyi looked down at the god of death, and the image of the god of death trying to make a pocket with a needle and thread appeared in his mind.

However, the bubble of fantasy was quickly punctured by the fierce eyes of the god of death.

Bai Jinyi used the thumb of the hand that carried the bag to tap the hand of the god of death covering his mouth.

Jian Wuxu was unwilling to take it back, and bargained with Bai Jinyi: "Mr. Bai, I know you are under a lot of pressure, but shopping can't relieve stress! You can only relieve stress by jumping off a building, understand?"

"..." Bai Jinyi nodded.

"Jumping bridges can also relieve stress." Death added.

"..." Bai Jinyi nodded again.

"So can we go back to the dormitory?"

"..." Bai Jinyi nodded again, put down his bag, and went back to the dormitory with Death.

When they returned to the dormitory from the shopping mall, the new sofa bed was just delivered, and the old sofa was also taken away by the workers.

The dormitory with brand new furniture seems to be a little different from when I went out.

...Maybe it feels more like living with ghosts?

When Bai Jinyi saw the god of death pounced on the sofa bed in great surprise, he thought so.

At this time, the god of death was halfway there, and stopped abruptly, shifting his eager eyes from the new sofa bed to the bag in Bai Jinyi's hand.Although he didn't speak, his expression and body showed that he wanted to change into new clothes.

I bought all the clothes, so I really should change quickly.

Bai Jinyi just took his clothes out of the bag when he stopped suddenly.

I didn't notice it before. Burning things in the dormitory is already very inappropriate. This time I definitely can't do it again. Fortunately, it is Qingming, and there are incineration points in the city. Just take your clothes to the incineration point for disposal.There is a burning site, which is quite close to the school...

Bai Jinyi took the god of death out again, and delivered supplies to the god of death at the burning point.

The pajamas and slippers I bought today will undoubtedly be burned.

"Where are the toothbrush and towel?" Bai Jinyi asked the god of death, "Should we also burn them together?"

"Using a toothbrush and towel requires water." Jian Wuxu was thinking, "Although I can turn the things in the underworld into entities and then touch the water, I always feel that it is unnecessary. When I brush my teeth and wash my face, there is only a ball of water suspended in mid-air , looks weird too, doesn't it?"

Bai Jinyi felt that if only toothbrushes and towels were suspended in mid-air, they would not be going anywhere normally.

"Besides, leave the toothbrush and towel, so these things can be placed with Mr. Bai's?"

"...?" Bai Jinyi didn't understand what Death God meant, he hesitated for a while, "Yes, they will be put together."

"That's good. In this way, when outsiders come in, they will see the pair of toothbrushes, and they will know that there is another tenant living in this room besides Mr. Bai!"

"..." Well, an invisible tenant, haunted.

"That way they won't want to live in it!"

"...No one would want to live in it." Bai Jinyi felt that it was necessary to correct the deviation of Shinigami's thinking.

"Why?" Jane was clueless.

"because……"

"I really want to live with Teacher Bai." Jian Wuxu.

At the end of the burning, Bai Jinyi still didn't say the words behind "because". They returned to the dormitory, and after putting the frog toothbrush and fox towel together with his own toothbrush and towel, Bai Jinyi still felt faint regret.

One should not be impulsive consumption, should buy solid color products.

But...forget it.

After three months of use, let the god of death change to something else.

Returning to the dormitory this time, the god of death moved faster than ever before.

He flew into the bathroom with a whoosh, and Bai Jinyi heard the sound of closing the door of the bathroom, and then the sound of splashing water. Not long after, the sound of water stopped. At this time, Bai Jinyi was still sorting out the confiscated books yesterday and marked them up After the names of their respective owners, put them on the bookshelf by merging them into similar items.

Then he heard the voice of Death.

"Mr. Bai, I'm ready! Can I go to bed?"

"Your bed, you can do whatever you want."

Bai Jinyi's voice fell, and he heard a small "poof" from behind——

Death flew to his bed.

He thought he would hear more voices, but he didn't. After finishing the last book, he looked back curiously, and saw that the Grim Reaper was just face up, with his hands spread out, the whole ghost in a very empty but looking Lying flat on the bed in an unusually happy and contented posture.

Emotions can be passed on to each other.Seeing the god of death like this, Bai Jinyi actually felt similar satisfaction and comfort.In such a comfortable mood, he couldn't help but look at the god of death more, and found that the god of death had changed into new pajamas, and the transparent chin was slightly apple red because of the reflection of the silk, it looked... It's really pretty.

Bai Jin wants to admit it.

Then Bai Jinyi found that the sofa bed was slightly concave, that is to say, the Reaper is in a physical state at this time, he recalled the speed at which Reaper switched between entity and soul in the past two days, and couldn't help saying: "You are much more proficient at switching forms now than in the past. "

Jian Wuxu froze for a moment: "...Really?"

He decided to try, and sat up in bed.

Make a fist, change your soul, change.

Let go, become solid, change.

silky smooth~

Jian Wuxu was surprised and said: "Really... what happened, why did I become stronger all of a sudden? Is it because I finally have a mobile phone?"

Maybe it was the white light that radiated from you that night?Bai Jin wanted to, but didn't say it.

He turned his attention back to his work. After a busy night, before 12 o'clock, he lay on the bed, and when he was about to close his eyes, he suddenly heard Death say:

"Mr. Bai, have you forgotten something?"

"..." Bai Jinyi began to think about what he had forgotten, and after thinking for a while, "No."

"But," Jane Wuxu, "don't you call your father?"

"?"

"Accuse him of arranging a blind date for you without notifying you in advance!"