my scheming human boyfriend

Along the way, nothing that frightened Teacher Xiaoyan happened.

Bai Jinyi withstood the pressure, did not jump out of the car, and brought Xu Xiaoshuang to the hospital under the eyes of the god of death who was extremely regretful and about to cry.As soon as he entered the hospital, Xu Xiaoshuang's face turned pale, and he covered his stomach in a cold sweat, complaining of stomach pain.

Both of them panicked a little.

The god of death was also in a hurry, forgot his fear of Xu Xiaoshuang for a moment, and asked around people: "Where does it hurt? Is it above the navel or below the navel?"

Fortunately, this is a hospital. Bai Jinyi immediately found a wheelchair, let Xu Xiaoshuang sit on it, and pushed it to the emergency room, registered, saw the doctor, and took a series of orders from the doctor to queue up to pay.

Just when they got half of these, Xu Xiaoshuang's parents rushed to the hospital to see their daughter.

Xu Xiaoshuang, who was watched by Yan Ling, was clamoring to go back to school and continue to make forms, but when her parents came, they only said: "We asked the principal, and the principal said that you should rest for a week before returning to school."

Strange to say, Xu Xiaoshuang, who had been refusing to let go of her work despite what Teacher Xiaoyan said, felt relaxed after hearing what her parents said, as if she had heard the golden rule, and she no longer resisted doctors and examinations.

Bai Jinyi and Yan Ling stood beside him silently for a while, Yan Ling suddenly turned her head and said to Bai Jinyi, "Teacher Bai..."

Bai Jinyi: "Teacher Yan?"

Yan Ling hesitated to speak, and finally said: "It's nothing, shall we go back to school now?"

Xu Xiaoshuang's parents came, and there was really no need for them to stay any longer, so they simply said goodbye and left the hospital.

When leaving the hospital, Bai Jinyi couldn't hold back and let out a deep breath.

"Hey... Is Teacher Bai a little afraid of the hospital?" Jian Wuxu who was next to him suddenly said.

"..." Bai Jinyi didn't speak.

But the god of death still read what he wanted to read from Bai Jinyi's silent face.

He said: "After entering the hospital, I always felt that Teacher Bai was very tense. At first I thought it was because of the dense crowd around me, but later I found out that it was not. Teacher Bai was simply nervous because of the hospital."

Bai Jinyi found that the god of death could read his heart more and more.

He spoke: "Many people will be nervous about the hospital, right?"

"Why nervous?"

"People will die in the hospital..."

"Eh? But the hospital is the place to save people? Although some people failed to be saved, more people were saved."

Maybe that's the difference between him and Reaper.

When he looked at the hospital, the first thing he thought of was death, and when death saw the hospital, the first thing he thought of was rescue.

Think about it this way, maybe he should be the god of death, and the god of death should be human.

Bai Jinyi didn't continue this topic, and the topic was gently taken away. He and Yan Ling returned to school, and just entered the office door, and saw Zhang Yuchi actually in his office, and the eyes of the two people in the office , are concentrated on them.

No, not them.

Because when Yan Ling took the textbook and left the office to go to class, their eyes were still on him.

Bai Jinyi: "..."

Jian Wuxu: "Teacher Bai, they are all looking at you!"

Yes.

"why?"

I also want to know.

"Teacher Bai, the problem is very serious." Liu Rourou spoke, her expression was extremely serious, "Come and see."

Bai Jinyi walked over and took a look. What Liu Rourou showed him was a speech in a WeChat chat group. He recognized the WeChat profile picture of the mathematics team leader and a cup of tea that was smelling fragrant.

Mathematics Team Leader:

"Whoever does whoever's business is an adult, and has a sense of responsibility. You don't want to bother others every day, do you?"

There is no beginning and no end, just this sentence.

Liu Rourou took back the phone.

"The problem is serious," she repeated. "We're in trouble."

"..."

But to be honest, Bai Jinyi is still surrounded by clouds and fog.

Fortunately, Zhang Yuchi said in time: "Mr. Bai, you and Mr. Xiaoyan sent Mr. Xu to the hospital just now. I don't know the situation... Now my loving father is going to let Mr. Xu take a vacation, at least for a week, maybe half a month."

Xu Xiaoshuang's parents told Xu Xiaoshuang about this when she was in the hospital.

Bai Jinyi remembered that Yan Ling was a little hesitant to speak at that time.

Combined with the current situation, he thought for a moment and suddenly realized...

"But students still have to go to class." Liu Rourou.

"That's right, originally, the loving father wanted your team leader to take over the class, but..." Zhang Yuchi shook his phone, emphasizing the yin and yang speech of the mathematics team leader in the WeChat group.

"So this task fell from the leader of the mathematics team to someone else. After many inquiries from me, this other person—"

"It's you and me." Liu Rourou said like a concubine.

"..." Bai Jinyi began to feel suffocated.He tugged on the scarf again.

The god of death fanned him by the side.

"Calm down, Teacher Bai, calm down."

Bai Jinyi was very calm.

Liu Rourou is not very calm.

"My loving father's idea is probably to let us two teachers from the third grade of junior high school each teach a class for Xu Xiaoshuang. The substitute class usually lasts for as short as a week and as long as half a month in the middle. They will take the high school entrance examination in June. Teacher Bai, do you think this is a job done by humans?!"

"So! So!" Liu Rourou said heavily, "We must resist! I already have a plan to resist. Teacher Bai, I think jumping off a building is good, let's jump off a building together!"

"?" Bai Jin thought.

"!" Jane was clueless.

The god of death stopped fanning Bai Jinyi, he quickly floated to Liu Rourou's side, looked at Liu Rourou carefully, then took out his ecstasy book, opened it to check Liu Rourou's business.

Liu Rourou, business: 0%, mood: open! ! !

The Grim Reaper is studying his own book of ecstasy.

I don't know when, there was an extra mood item in the book of ecstasy, but the god of death was not in the mood to observe this new item for the time being, he stared blankly at Liu Rourou, who said he was going to jump off a building, but actually didn't even have 1% of his business , Finally, cast her sad eyes on Bai Jinyi.

"Teacher Bai, only you are as usual..."

Bai Jinyi glanced at his column in the Erotic Book.

Bai Jinyi, business: 89%, mood: die.

Indeed, with the latest mood column, people's state becomes more and more clear at a glance...

But he suddenly thought of one thing: "Why don't you use your mobile phone to check it? The background of the mobile phone should be more complete than your ecstasy book, right?"

Jian Wuxu: "It's logical...but I don't know why, I can't use it."

He showed Bai Jinyi the backstage of Jifu's mobile phone. There was indeed a ghostly backstage, but the whole thing was gray, and none of the buttons could be clicked.

Jian Wuxu sighed: "I'm wondering if it's because I'm an intern that I can't use this system..."

"Teacher Bai, Teacher Bai?" Liu Rourou and Zhang Yuchi's repeated calls woke up Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi turned his head and saw Liu Rourou's terrified face and Zhang Yuchi's nervous face.

"Mr. Bai, you've been in a daze for a long time, and you're still muttering to yourself..."

Since being with the god of death, it is really easy to run away.

"Could it be like Teacher Xu, too much pressure?" Liu Rourou was cautious.

will not.

The pressure has been so high.

The god of death also felt that he was a little too seductive to attract Bai Jinyi's attention, so he stuck out his tongue quietly and shut up.

"So Mr. Bai, how do you feel about my proposal just now?"

"...Why did you jump off the building?" Bai Jinyi was silent for a moment, "Is it too radical? Can't you just protest normally?"

"Ordinary protest?" Liu Rourou said, "The math team leader dares to directly address Principal Yin Yang in the group, do you dare?"

She looked at Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi was silent.

She looked at Zhang Yuchi.

Zhang Yuchi shook his head.

"I dare. But dare you, what's the point to us young teachers?" Liu Rourou chuckled, "Yesterday I patted the table with the principal, and today the principal is still arranging my class, so I can't either. Keep the students out of class! Therefore, our way of survival is to use the most intense attitude from the very beginning to completely dispel all the principal's hopes!"

"So, only jumping off a building can save us from fire and water." Liu Rourou said, adding, "Of course, it's not really jumping, it's just pretending to jump, just like my naughty boyfriend. As long as you pretend to jump, you can have everything you need. "

...Ye Dingjia.Bai Jinyi remembered.Let him be on guard against everything, he is still the man on Douyin.

"Mr. Bai, I'm also very sorry about this matter. It has nothing to do with you, but you were still involved. So this time, I don't think I can harm you. I have to explain this plan to you."

Liu Rourou is quite righteous in her dealings with others.

"Now there are teachers outside the school at the school. If there is any disturbance between us, the loving father will definitely feel ashamed. In order not to be ashamed, he must want to settle the matter as soon as possible. For example, Teacher Xu had an accident at the meeting—he I couldn’t wait to let Teacher Xu’s leave. Therefore, as long as we jump off the building and substitute for Teacher Xu, no matter who it falls on, it will definitely not fall on us. But if I jumped and you didn’t Jump, Mr. Bai, I am very afraid that the class that I may have to substitute will be superimposed on your head. You have to lead three classes, but you have to lead four classes..."

"Even this is far from the end of the story." Liu Rourou said solemnly, "The reason why Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang was forced to have a mental problem is not because of the class. Tired after class, this is the teacher's job, there is nothing to say. But Just because Xu Xiaoshuang is talkative and doesn't know how to refuse the leadership, the loving father pushes all kinds of chores that don't belong to her to her. For example, this time, the form that Xu Xiaoshuang has been yelling about is not her task at all, but the task of the principal and vice principal. Leaving this task to Xu Xiaoshuang who has no experience at all..."

"You can't be a human being, at least you shouldn't be like this." Zhang Yuchi was talking beside him, and he still sympathized with Xu Xiaoshuang. He had already felt emotional when Xu Xiaoshuang collected the list of blind dates for Bai Jinyi before.

"However, Teacher Liu's idea is also risky."

Zhang Yuchi said again.

"Teachers from other schools and people from the Education Bureau are double-edged swords. If things get serious, if you register with the Education Bureau, it will be difficult for you to be transferred from this school later."

"I'm not afraid." Liu Rourou said quickly, she just wanted to show off, "I am willing to dedicate my precious life to the big family of Shuhua Middle School, but—"

She calmed down for a moment.

"Teacher Bai's future still needs to be considered. Let's do it this way, we can dance at night, so that we can not only show off our loving father, but also avoid the eyes of the Education Bureau and teachers from other schools—at least we don't let them see the scene."

"Teacher Bai," her eyes fell on Bai Jinyi's face again, her eyes sparkling, "tell me, do you want to dance with me?"

At the same time, the Grim Reaper could no longer hold back in the fidgeting state of not being able to join the discussion, and also concentrated on Bai Jinyi's face, equally radiant.

"Teacher Bai, you can do it!"

Bai Jinyi looked at the two equally piercing eyes and shook his head:

"Thank you, I can't."

Liu Rourou and the god of death were disappointed.

Liu Rourou asked: "Why?"

reason?

Jian Wuxu also said in a hurry: "Mr. Bai, you can make a fake show and do it for real!"

I'm afraid I'm making a fake show.

After Bai Jinyi clearly rejected Liu Rourou, he didn't pay much attention to this matter.But the God of Reaper was very enthusiastic about this matter, and they lived in the school dormitory all the time, so it was very convenient for the God of Reaper to track Liu Rourou's movements anytime and anywhere, so Bai Jinyi soon knew that on the first day Xu Xiaoshuang went home to rest The next night, Liu Rourou climbed up to the laboratory building, ready to jump down at the spot where Ye Dingjia had jumped.

Fortunately, it was very dark, and Liu Rourou didn't bring a loudspeaker or spotlights. The jumping incident didn't alarm the whole school like last time, only Su Jueren was alarmed.

The state of these two people at that time was recorded in Death God's book of obsession.

When the matter was over and the god of death floated in from the window with a face full of unfulfilled feelings, the book of ecstasy was still open, and Bai Jinyi saw that it read:

Liu Rourou, business: 0%, mood: haha.

Su Jueren, deal: 35%, mood: shit.

Bai Jinyi discovered that the newly added mood column of the Haunting Book may be the essence of the whole book.Judging from the ecstasy book, Mr. Liu should have achieved his goal.

That is to say... starting tomorrow... He is likely to lead four classes...

Just as Bai Jinyi was thinking, he suddenly realized that there was something wrong with the god of death floating in.

The god of death was sitting on the sofa typing with his mobile phone, but when he was typing, he suddenly started tapping the screen of the mobile phone frantically. After knocking like this for a long time, he didn't seem to get any results. On the sofa, even the mobile phone in his hand slipped to the floor.

"What's wrong?" Bai Jinyi asked.

"Nothing." Death said sadly.

"Your account," Bai Jinyi came to the sofa, bent down to pick up the mobile phone that the God of Death slipped to the ground, but found nothing, so he glanced at the screen and found the problem, "Can't reply ?”

The page displayed on the screen of Reaper's mobile phone is the social networking site in the underworld. Reaper said a long, long paragraph in the reply area, but the send button is the same as the background that Bai Jinyi saw yesterday, all gray of.

Reaper turned over on the sofa and got up with a sigh.

"I think it might be because I'm an intern, so the background is locked. The locked background also prevents me from replying. I also asked the administrator, but no matter how many times I asked, I was asked to verify my identity... ..."

Bai Jinyi looked at Reaper's reply, and found that Reaper wanted to chat about Liu Rourou and Su Jueren in the underworld.

...Will these two people be happy if they know that their deeds have spread far and wide?

"Although you can't speak in the underworld, you can speak in the human world." Bai Jinyi proposed a solution, "I registered an account for you before, and you can use this account to post what you want to say on the human world forum. Speak out—such as the Shuhua Middle School forum."

After casually citing this example to solve the problem of the god of death, Bai Jinyi suddenly came to his senses, feeling a little annoyed.

...I don't want to spread gossip.

...However, for the loving father and Mr. Liu, it might be better to spread the matter to the school than to spread it to the underworld, right?

"It is indeed possible," Jian Wuxu said, "but...but..."

The Grim Reaper stayed for a long time.

"Although Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang should be overwhelmed by too many complicated tasks that do not belong to me, but I did scare Teacher Xu. If I speak on the Internet, those who have talked to me in the future will know that they have nothing to do with the god of death. I’ve had a conversation, and I’m scared again, so what should I do…”

Behind the network, the person talking to you may be a dog.

Of course, it could also be a ghost.

Bai Jin thought about it, but he soon realized that it wasn't the reason that made Death hesitate.

"It's really not good to scare others." Bai Jinyi, "So if you can chat with your own kind in the social network of the underworld, you won't have so many worries."

"I really think so..." Jian Wuxu was embarrassed, "Am I asking too much?"

"Maybe the underworld gave you too little."

"Eh?"

"However," Bai Jinyi said again, "You shouldn't have been dead for long, have you lost your sense of belonging to the world so quickly?"

"I've been dead for a long time, haven't I?"

"how long?"

"Year 300?"

Bai Jinyi looked at the Grim Reaper in front of him, and really couldn't see it, but asked, "Why is it a question sentence?"

"Because I don't remember very clearly."

"Where are you from?"

"Can not remember……"

"What identity?"

"I don't remember either..." Jian Wuxu, who didn't know anything about it, was a little embarrassed, "I think I have been dead for too long, so I have forgotten the things in the world, or it may be that ghosts don't remember much at all. In short, this is the situation in the human world... But Mr. Bai, you don't have to worry, this situation will not affect my work! You see, I know the current human world very well!"

The god of death hurriedly explained, very worried that Bai Jinyi knew about these situations, and began to question his professionalism in ecstasy.

Bai Jinyi lowered his head and thought for a moment.

"Pick up your phone."

"Pick up, pick it up for what - I will work very hard -"

"Although you don't remember, you have changed from a human to a ghost after all, and you are still a civil servant. The underworld should have your file, right? Let's find out about your past and solve the situation that your account was blocked."

"……what?"

Things turned a bit fast, and he was in a daze of death, but he still picked up the phone obediently.

"Try to see if you can turn your mobile phone into a physical body—a state that I can also encounter." Bai Jinyi instructed again.

Reaper ordered one action at a time, trying to inject a little mana into the phone.

The phone flashes.

Bai Jinyi went to touch the phone again, and he was able to touch the phone.

"Not bad, it will be much more convenient after you upgrade."

"But I haven't figured out how I upgraded..." Jian Wuxu felt embarrassed. Although she had sworn just now that she was good at work, at this moment she secretly wondered if she was not good at work.

"It's okay, we can figure it out bit by bit." Bai Jinyi comforted.

Under the social networking site of the underworld, there are also contact methods.

Reaper had contacted the website customer service ghost in the form of online communication before—but it didn't work.

This time, Bai Jinyi chose to call directly.

The call was quickly connected: "Hi, may I help you?"

"My account cannot leave messages."

"Hello, after verification, there is a problem with your account..."

"What kind of question?"

"Your account does not have permission."

"Who granted the authority?"

"Hi, we'd love to help you too..."

"Well, I'm also looking for a solution from you. If it can't solve the problem, it's useless to say it nicely." Bai Jinyi replied calmly, "First of all, you have to tell me why this account cannot leave messages."

Perhaps because he realized that the "ghost" on the other side of the phone was difficult to deal with, the tone of the customer service ghost became cautious:

"Our system is connected to the official system of the underworld. I looked at your backstage. The identity of the ghost messenger has not been authenticated, and the identity of the ordinary ghost has not been authenticated. For our underworld network, your identity before death, your current address , for our website, you are nothingness..."

The god of death next to him was first shocked by Bai Jinyi's swift action, and then he was shocked by the customer service ghost's answer.

He was still in shock. Bai Jinyi had successfully obtained the next step of the appeal plan from the customer service ghost, and directly called the file office of Jifu Guikou.

Bai Jin intends to hang up the phone.

"That, Teacher Bai..."

Just as the god of death spoke, Bai Jinyi made a new call.

"Hello, I have a problem that I need your help to solve. First, my identity after death needs to be verified. Second, I need to know my identity before death...Why do I need to know my identity before death? Because I can't remember .Maybe it was because I quarreled with Yan Wang last time, and I was so angry that something went wrong with my head, so I forgot. I was thinking about whether to report Yan Wang for abusing his power and bullying the novice ghost...

Want me to calm down?

I'm calm right now, so I'm on the phone with you.

I hope to get a result, um, whether it is about my identity after death, or my identity before me... the former is simple?I'm an intern ghost messenger, and I'm currently in the world, so I don't have an address in the underworld for the time being, and I can't go to your place to apply for an identity card in the underworld.Well, that's right...but I need to fix this.But I don't have an address in the underworld, and I won't go to you to apply for an ID card in the underworld.But I still have to solve this problem.including the latter question. "

"That, Teacher Bai..." Death tried to speak again, but it still didn't interrupt Bai Jinyi's immersive way of solving problems.

Bai Jinyi finished speaking like a tongue twister, and finally said:

"If you can't solve it, please give me your leader's phone number."

"Is there no way for the leader to solve it?"

"It doesn't matter, I will ask the leader of the leader again, even if I call all the way to Yan Wang, I have to solve this problem, by the way, my internship status was given by Yan Wang, I have a problem with my head Maybe it has something to do with Yan Wang. Yama is the person directly responsible for me. If Yan Wang doesn’t solve it, I will overturn his desk and break all the game cards in his drawer. How do you say that? Cut to pieces, dare to pull Hades off his horse."

There was a long silence on the phone.

Then, after a waiting sound of "dead-dead-dead", the leader quickly answered the phone.

"Are you Jane Wuxu?"

Just as the god of death was about to open his mouth, Bai Jinyi covered his mouth.

"I am." Bai Jin agreed.

"I have received your question, but I also have a question here, how do you own a mobile phone?"

"Can't I have a mobile phone?" Bai Jinyi asked back.

"Of course that's not what it means here, but it's a rule that the trainee ghost guards are not equipped with a special mobile phone for ghost guards..."

"Found it."

"I picked it up, what do you mean?"

"I have neither the identity of the world nor the identity of the underworld. The sky is big and the earth is big, and I don't have my home. I have to stay in the hospital every day, watching the ghosts come and hook the souls of the dead. I saw a lot of ghosts who neglected their duties. Even Seeing the ghost messengers playing and throwing away their mobile phones," Bai Jin said without changing his face, "This is the origin of my mobile phone. Do you need the list and criminal evidence of these dereliction of duty ghosts? I can publish them. Here you are. Speaking of which, it’s really the same as ghosts. They eat like this and it’s fine when they die with their mobile phones. But I’m obviously working hard, and I’m running around the world wholeheartedly for the construction of the underworld. You can’t even speak on social networks in the underworld.”

"The most loyal ghost has become a second-class ghost, and he still has to be blamed for 'why do you have a mobile phone'. Am I really a ghost of the underworld? Is the underworld treating me too differently?"

"Jian Wuxu, calm down, of course you are an undoubted ghost from the underworld!" The leader's voice seemed a little nervous.

"Then my identity verification? My information before death?"

"This..." The leader hesitated again.

"Well, let's take a step back." Bai Jinyi proposed a compromise solution, "The mobile phone is illegal, and I can return it to you; but my identity is my proof, and you must have recorded my information before I was alive. It belongs to me as a matter of course, so you should return it to me, right?"

"Um……"

"We hand over the identity and information with one hand, and the mobile phone with the other." Bai Jinyi said again, "Otherwise, I will break all the game cards of Hades."

"—Okay!" Yan Wang's precarious game card finally made the leader make up his mind, "There is a passage to the underworld in the background of the mobile phone. I will pass your identity here, and you hurry up and express the mobile phone back to me."

Bai Jinyi actually didn't understand why the officials of the underworld were hesitant to handle such a simple identity issue, but anyway, he succeeded.

He hung up the phone and refreshed the background. After a few times, the background flashed, and Jian Wuxu's identity information appeared.

Name: Jane Wuxu

Died: 1722

Place of death: Qinshi

The head of the god of death has already come over quickly.

One person, one ghost, two pairs of eyes saw this message.

When this message popped up, the lock on the Reaper's account was also released, and the gray reply button finally turned black.

Although the two things have been resolved, Bai Jinyi still feels a little dissatisfied when he looks at the very simple information in the background: "Is that all? No specific hometown address or something? I'll make another call to ask... In addition, although I have to give them back a mobile phone, it doesn't matter, we have another mobile phone..."

"Teacher Bai——!"

His hand was held down by the death god who flew over.

"how……"

He saw the appearance of the god of death clearly, and the words stuck in his throat.

The Grim Reaper sitting in front of him had tears rolling back and forth in his eyes, his eyes were red, and even the tip of his nose was red.

"Mr. Bo, enough is enough, enough is enough, you have solved all my problems for me, no one has ever treated me so well..."

"That's because you forgot something else..."

"I don't care, Teacher Bai is very kind to me, super nice to me, I like Teacher Bai so much, even if my business ability is so poor, Teacher Bai doesn't dislike me at all, he just treats me like this hello!"

"I..." I'm not that good either...

"I'm really happy. I don't know how to refute my father's Teacher Bai, who is willing to do so many things for me. Teacher Bai, I have recorded the appearance of your phone call just now! We can compare it with this situation later. Parents and mothers who refute teacher Bai's unreasonable demands!"

"..."

Bai Jinyi has a lot to say, but he doesn't seem to be able to say it.

He paused for a long time, and when he really didn't know what to say, he simply stretched out his fingers and wiped away the tears from the eyes of Death.

"Okay, didn't you say shed tears to lose mana? Don't cry..."