my scheming human boyfriend

After a period of suspicious silence between humans and ghosts.

"Why, why do you ask this?" Jian Wuxu tensed up visibly, "This has nothing to do with you, don't change the subject, we are doing very serious things."

"Pure curiosity."

"Human, this is not something you can ask!"

Bai Jinyi looked at the god of death: "Don't be nervous..."

"I'm not nervous!" Jian Wuxu blinked nervously several times.

"You are going to perform a death ritual for me, can't you answer my little question honestly?"

Bai Jinyi noticed that the Grim Reaper also has eyelashes, and the eyelashes are straight and thick. You hang on me, and I squeeze you. Just like the master, there is a sense of stupidity that fights each other and wants to fly upwards.

No, why do I always think that Reaper is an idiot.

Even if he is a fool, he is a god of death.

The god of death was persuaded by Bai Jinyi's fallacious reasoning, and began to stammer:

"Actually... you know, the god of death is normally a spirit body, which is a state that can penetrate any object anytime and anywhere; but in the working state, it will use mana, and mana can make the god of death materialize and interact with things in the world .”

"Ah."

"This is a relatively sophisticated operation..." Jian Wuxu emphasized, "It requires dedicated study to master."

Bai Jinyi tried to figure it out: "So you are an amateur?"

"Stop joking, who is an amateur." Jian Wuxu was angry, "I have a certificate!"

"So?"

"Everyone has their first day at work!"

"So you are..." Bai Jinyi really understood, "Intern?"

It seemed that Reaper had simply broken his defenses.

"Calm down." Bai Jinyi persuaded, "I should be the one who is nervous."

"You don't understand anything." Jian Wuxu was extremely sad, "Because you couldn't control your mana, you got stuck in the manhole cover. Once your colleagues find out, you will be ridiculed endlessly for the next 100 years."

It seems that the underworld cannot escape human relations.

Bai Jinyi politely sympathized with the god of death briefly, but he was unwilling to sit still and wait for death.He said:

"Your work does matter."

"This is also an important node in your life." The god of death reciprocated.

"Thank you for caring." It's a pity that caring is dying. Bai Jinyi picked up the phone and showed the screen to the god of death, "but I still have some things to deal with. How about discussing my soul after I finish dealing with these things?"

"First come, first served, I understand." Jian Wuxu nodded, he had a commendable understanding, "How much time do you have to deal with this? Is three hours enough?"

"Maybe it's not enough..." Bai Jinyi said perfunctorily.

"How long will it take?"

"After dealing with the problems on the mobile phone, we have to deal with the problems on the desk." Bai Jinyi pointed to the desk in the room, where there were several daunting stacks of elbow-high papers.

Death let out a breath of shock: "The teacher has so much work."

"Yes." Bai Jinyi echoed the two most sincere words tonight.

"No wonder you are dying soon."

"..."

This is not easy to answer.

After a brief conversation, Bai Jinyi managed to temporarily send death away through work. He took his mobile phone and first answered various questions from the students' parents, then prepared lesson plans, issued test papers, approved homework, and sorted out some miscellaneous trivial matters.

During the breaks between work, I also glanced at the god of death in the room from the corner of my eye.

Shinigami sat quietly and politely on the sofa at first, waiting for Bai Jinyi to work.

But this kind of boredom of sitting with no one talking, I am afraid that the god of death cannot endure it for a long time.

Almost an hour and a half later, Jian Wuxu became visibly restless.

"Is it too boring to wait? You can go and see other people first." Bai Jinyi said in time, "I'm not the only name in your book of seduction, right?"

"There are quite a few."

Bai Jinyi secretly waited for the god of death to leave.

But Jian Wuxu said confidently: "But you are the first order I have carefully selected. It is very important to have an auspicious beginning. After I finish yours, I will do others' next, and I will It's been smooth sailing."

This is still a superstitious god of death.

Bai Jinyi was speechless, and explained a sentence feebly:

"Actually, I don't want to die that much."

"That's your illusion." Jane was clueless.

"."

"You really want to die." Jian Wuxu sighed heavily, "The death rate is as high as 89%, life is full of pain, but it doesn't matter, don't play with this fucking world, I'll take you away!"

Just work hard.Bai Jinyi continued to focus on the case.

The room was quiet again, but the Grim Reaper could no longer sit still.

Getting up from the sofa, he walked around the house first. There was nothing to see in the school dormitory, and the god of death restrained himself from looking carefully. After walking around, he could only come behind Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi pretended not to see the god of death, and hurriedly wrote.

Jian Wuxu stood two steps behind him, a little bit about to come up, but also a little bit back.The subtle forward and backward movements of the transparent body shimmered like jellyfish in the sea in the room filled with dark light at night.

"How much has been dealt with now?" Jane Wuxu lowered her voice, worrying about disturbing the humans at work, "How long will it take?"

Bai Jinyi pretended not to hear.

Jian Wuxu had no choice but to go elsewhere, going back and forth in the house like this, and finally stopped in front of the smart home in the dormitory.

The sweeping robot is cleaning on a fixed-point basis.

The hum of sweeping the floor was the only sound in the house.

Because there is no weight, he squats on top of the sweeping robot, uses the sweeping robot as a mount, and moves back and forth in the room.

It seems that dogs are not the only ones who like to stare at things that move.

Death loves too.

Jian Wuxu was so bored that she communicated with the sweeping robot: "What's your name?"

"Buzzing."

"Your name is Bai Sanxing, remember, this is the only code name that distinguishes you from others in the world."

"Buzzing."

"You have a family, the owner of the family is called Bai Jinyi, and the brothers of the family are called Bai Yixing, Bai Erxing..."

"Buzzing."

The loneliness of death and human beings are obviously common at this moment.

Bai Jinyi worked for another period of time, and when he was tired again, the room had become quiet, the work of the sweeping robot had completely stopped, and Reaper had fallen asleep on the sofa.

Jian Wuxu has deep and three-dimensional facial features like a foreigner's. The bridge of his nose is like a hill, and his lips are like petals. The most unique thing is his translucent face, which seems to accumulate the light from the lamp, shining brightly. When An Ran falls asleep, there is a sense of holiness in the murals.

Perhaps this is not all an illusion, after all, in mythology, the devil is also a fallen angel. .

Bai Jinyi quietly put down his pen, stood up, took his mobile phone and wallet, and left the sleeping Grim Reaper in the room.

He ran away.

The Grim Reaper was awakened by the sound of an alarm.

The smart magic box, which was unaffected by what he said yesterday, is now singing to the melody:

"Mr. Bai, get up; Teacher Bai, get up! You don't have to get up but don't affect other students!"

Stressful alarm sound.

Jian Wuxu was shocked when she heard this, and felt that she had found another proof that Bai Jin wanted to die.

But what about humans?

The Grim Reaper floated up from the sofa, there was no one in the room, maybe humans were washing in the bathroom?

But there seemed to be no sound coming from the bathroom either.

Out of caution, Reaper stayed outside and called out twice: "Teacher Bai? Teacher Bai, are you there?"

His voice spread into the air, like a mud cow entering the sea, unable to make any waves, and then penetrated the bathroom door, and when he entered, there was no one there, and the alarm clock was still ringing, still repeating hatefully:

"You can stay up without disturbing other students."

Jian Wuxu understood.

Bai Jinyi should have gone to work in order not to affect other students.Human beings who clearly want to die still have to suffer from work, all because they didn't focus on work yesterday, and didn't complete the dying ceremony for the other party...

Feeling guilty for a moment, Jian Wuxu floated out of the room that was as dark as a cave, looking for Bai Jinyi in the sunny campus.

Seeing the god of death again is a kind of expected thing.

When they met, Bai Jinyi was teaching students.

Today's first class is math class, and 15-year-old children will take the high school entrance examination in less than three months, but it does not prevent them from dozing off, distracted, and deserted during the first class.

Of course, there are also many who listen carefully to the class.

A class of 40 students is a small river and lake with calm water but turbulent bottom.

Bai Jinyi does not blame the students for not paying enough attention to the lectures.

He also wanders off during lectures.

Just like now... When the god of death suddenly appeared outside the window and floated into the classroom majestically, his attention was completely diverted from teaching.

Halfway across the classroom, and under the gaze of a room full of unaware students, he and Jane looked at each other silently.

Death's eyes were shining.

It's like... a dog who sees a bone and stares straight at the bone.

Bai Jinyi's heart trembled, his face was silent, and he looked at the god of death.

They confronted each other silently.

The light of excitement in the eyes of the God of Death gradually disappeared. He finally saw the students in the classroom full of students waiting for the teacher to continue lecturing. He realized that his sudden intrusion disturbed the teaching, and he quietly returned to the same way, drifting away. When you go outside, stay outside in good manners.

...like standing as a punishment.

Bai Jinyi withdrew his gaze and went to class seriously.

When a class ended, the bell rang, and when he announced that the get out of class was over, hot oil poured into the water, and the classroom erupted in a commotion, and Jian Wuxu, who was guarding outside, also came in to see him.

He came out of the corridor.

"I didn't see you when I woke up." Jian Wuxu started to say, quite embarrassed, "Did you call me yesterday but didn't wake me up?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Even Shinigami is just an idiot.