my scheming human boyfriend

one evening.The sky is not very clear, and the orange light of the setting sun is a bit dull, like blood flowing from the pulse, sprinkled in the world.

Bai Jinyi sat on the edge of the flower bed on the road. His black hair was slightly curly, and he was wearing a scarf. The color was the same as the blue ice and cypress in the flower bed.

Object-like host type.

Bai Jinyi, who has no expression, is also repulsive from the outside.

The reason why he is sitting here is because there is a manhole cover in front of him, and a person is stuck in the manhole cover.

At the first sight of this man, a truck roared and ran over the manhole cover.He was shocked at the time, but when the car passed by, the person in the manhole cover was still fine, still struggling, as if it was not a person stuck in the cocked manhole cover, but a stretchable noodle man , rubber man...

so weird.

Bai Jinyi watched silently.

What's even more strange is that besides him, no one else noticed this dangerous scene?

If there is no one else, then I can only step forward to help.

He had already waited for 15 minutes, and also gave himself 15 minutes of mental construction.

It's almost the same, and nothing will change if you wait any longer.

Bai Jinyi cheered on himself silently, taking advantage of the morality of being brave and righteous overwhelming the self that is far away from the crowd, he stood up vigorously and walked to the manhole cover, stretched out his hand and said, "I'll help you."

Then put both hands under the manhole cover's arms, like pulling out a cork, pulled the heavy and cold man out of the manhole cover with a "wave".

"Thank you!" The man who finally got out of the manhole cover was about to cry, "You are really a good person!"

The "good man" didn't want to have a dialogue with the rescued object, so he turned his head and left, but the rescued object caught up with him.

"I want to repay you."

"unnecessary."

"I'm great."

"I believe."

"I'll shock you if I reveal my identity."

"I'm terrified now."

So please, stay away from me.

Bai Jinyi regretted it, maybe he shouldn't have stepped forward to save someone just now.If he had known earlier that there must be a communication, he might as well go to the main road ahead and call the police to rescue them.

He walked faster and faster, and the people behind him followed him closer and closer, and he introduced himself familiarly.

"My name is Jane Wuxu."

"." Meeting by chance, no need to know the name.

"I am Death."

"?"

"Look seriously, you look quite dead!"

"..."

Bai Jinyi turned his head and took a serious look at the man he rescued from the manhole cover.

So, there is a reason why no one wants to save him except himself?

He quickened his pace, no longer hesitated, and walked towards the traffic police with a clear goal.The other party's voice was still chasing after him:

"You walk so fast."

"You're walking too fast."

"Wait, god of death, I can't keep up—"

"There is a man who seems to be mentally disturbed and has been following me. Should he be sent to the hospital or contact his family?" Bai Jinyi crossed the busy road, came to the traffic police on duty, and explained the situation in one breath.

"Which one?" The traffic policeman paid more attention and asked him, "Where is the person?"

"It's right there." He turned and pointed to Jian Wuxu who was crossing the road.

"Where?" asked the policeman. "Male and female?"

"He's crossing the road, he'll be there soon, he—"

The opponent is approaching.The heavy, icy body that Bai Jinyi had just personally touched penetrated the body of the traffic policeman lightly and translucently.When their bodies happened to cross each other, the traffic policeman turned his head and asked him:

"Which one is it?"

"..." Bai Jinyi curled up his fingers and lowered his arms.

……ghost?

……grim Reaper?

Bai Jinyi's brain was in confusion for a moment. Materialism was directly impacted by idealism, and it was falling apart. During this process, Jian Wuxu, who claimed to be the god of death, entered and exited the body of the traffic policeman like a playful, but the traffic policeman I don't feel anything.

Bai Jinyi took two steps back, and Death followed him two steps, and finally let go of the traffic police who knew nothing from the beginning to the end.

"Now that you know I'm really the god of death, can you tell me your name with confidence?" The god of death is very happy, "I'm not a strange person."

Bai Jinyi looked at each other silently.

This time he looked at it more seriously than before.

Staring at ghosts feels easier than staring at people... He noticed that the man who called himself the God of Death was wearing a crisp white knee-length hooded windbreaker, a silver and black cross with long chains on his chest swaying with his movements, black hair, and gray-green eyes.

A combination of Chinese and Western feeling.

No wonder he calls himself the god of death, not black and white.

"Why do you want to know my name?" Bai Jinyi had no choice but to communicate.

"You are finally willing to talk to me! How can I repay you if I don't know your name?"

"...How can the god of death repay human beings?"

"Well," Jane thought without thinking, "how about giving you eternal peace—how about sending you to the grave?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"All in all, I'd better know your name first." Jane returned to the beginning of the question without a clue.

"Can't you guys see my name directly through something like the Haunting Book?"

"It is indeed possible."

"Please see."

"But there is a problem. My notebook seems to have fallen into the manhole cover just now..."

"..."

"Accident." Jian Wuxu blushed, "This kind of accident is inevitable."

"That's true." Bai Jin thought, this god of death can't be an idiot, "but the important work tools still have to be found."

"That's it."

"Hurry up and get it back."

"then you……"

"I'll wait for you here." Bai Jin agreed.

"I'll go and come back quickly."

Bai Jinyi watched the god of death go away, and when the other party disappeared from sight, he immediately raised his hand, hailed a taxi, and flew away.

A few minutes later, Jian Wuxu returned to her original position with the book of ecstasy.

But, look around.

There is a lot of traffic and pedestrians.

What about the humans who saved him?

Just because of one act of righteousness, a normal world is overturned.

At night, Bai Jinyi stayed in the teacher's dormitory of Shuhua Middle School, holding his mobile phone, not knowing what he should do.

His WeChat has been buzzing. Students, students' parents, and colleagues are sending messages as fast as a waterfall. His eyes just caught the first line, and No.11 line also came.

Lao Zhang was also frantically sending him messages. He went to play in an underground band today and sent him a series of photos that were too dark to see faces.

Do you want to... tell the other party what happened today?

Lao Zhang's full name is Zhang Yuchi, and his nickname is Octopus Pond. He is the music teacher of their Shuhua Middle School. He has acquaintances all over the world and friends all over the world.

Bai Jinyi thought objectively:

If you tell the other party what happened today, maybe not tomorrow, the news that "Bai Jin, the head teacher of the third and sixth classes of Shuhua Middle School, has an opinion about ghosts" will be known to the world.

He passed this person and saw his parents and his family again.

Do you want to talk to your family about this kind of thing?

Will they feel that I need some psychotherapy? ...I will definitely ask, and if I ask deeply, I have to explain the cause and effect.

Forget it, it's too much trouble.

Bai Jinyi put down his phone and lay down on the bed.After lying like this for a while, he suddenly spoke.

"Bai Yixing."

"Hi, Bai Jinyi." The magic box elf beside the bed lit up.

"I saw a ghost today."

"Isn't it a surprise?" The magic box elf answered him.

Rather than a surprise, perhaps a shock.

"Bai Erxing."

"Hello, master." The refrigerator in the room lit up, "The refrigerator is empty, it's time to replenish the ingredients."

"I saw a ghost today."

"Good, good, Amitabha, master, what have you done to your heart?"

Bai Jinyi sighed.

"Bai Samsung."

"I'm waiting for you, Teacher Bai." The sweeping robot on the ground also made a sound.

"I saw a ghost today."

"I'm sorry, your words are a bit difficult to understand. My big head is full of confusion. You can tell me, sweep the floor, mop the floor, and sweep and mop together."

After the smart magic box, smart refrigerator, and smart sweeping robot at home answered his questions one by one, Bai Jinyi ran out of words again.

He was still lying on the bed, not moving.

Lying down, I suddenly found that the corner of the curtain was fluctuating at a frequency of once every two seconds.

Shouldn't.

He has an indoor air purifier installed.The windows are never shut.

The wind can't blow in, and the curtains can't move.

So……

He paused for a moment.

Sit up from the bed and walk to the curtains.

The frequency of the curtain shaking slowed down for a while, and then became faster for a while.

He was silent.

He raised his hand and lifted the curtains.

The god of death whom he saw during the day, hid under his curtains, accused him with red eyes.

"Lonely like this really scares ghosts."

"No matter what I think, I should be the one who is afraid." Bai Jinyi said in his heart.The moment he exited, he suddenly realized that besides seeing ghosts is easier than seeing people, talking to ghosts is also easier than talking to people.

"Why did you appear in my dormitory?" Bai Jinyi spoke smoothly and actively.

"This is because……"

"Do you have to reward me and let me die because I pulled you out of the manhole?"

"Actually, I'm not that persistent." Jian Wuxu was indignant, "Besides, didn't you run away secretly to prevent me from repaying you?!"

"Hmm..." Bai Jin felt embarrassed.Although it is normal to run away, but being pointed out by the god of death, there is a strange sense of guilt, "I have already run away, so you don't have to repay, right?"

"It's not because of this. After talking so much, you don't want to invite me in?"

It was difficult for Bai Jinyi to refuse such a reasonable request, not to mention that he didn't want to raise the curtain so that the students opposite could see him.He stepped aside and let Jian Wuxu out from behind the curtain.

The god of death swaggered out of the curtains, with an expression as relaxed and natural as if he had entered his own home. His eyes wandered curiously over the first, second, and third stars, and finally found a sofa and sat down consciously.

He snapped his fingers playfully.

A erotic book that looked like a medical record floated in the air.

Then the God of Reaper flipped his right hand, and the God of Reaper's sickle appeared.

That scythe is a little weird.

It is too miniature, the whole body is only as long as a pen, no matter how scary something is, when it is shrunk to a certain size, it seems to add a bit of weird cuteness to it.

Bai Jinyi noticed that Jian Wuxu originally wanted to use the point of the sickle to pick the book, but when the point was close to the book, the other party hesitated, and switched to the handle to pick the book.

"...?"

There is a feeling of not being very skilled.

In any case, the ecstasy book was picked away.Jian Wuxu showed Bai Jinyi.

"Look, your name is on it, and your address is also on it. The book of obsession shows that you have no illness or accident, but your death wish is as high as 89%. I think you really want to commit suicide."

"..."

"So I'm here to help others. Come on, put your hands on the book of seduction."

Of course Bai Jin didn't move.

Jian Wuxu was very disappointed, but he still lifted his hood, covered his face, put one hand on the book of obsession, and held a small sickle in the other, announcing very solemnly and with a sense of ceremony:

"Bai Jinyi, today I will listen to your last words, and bring you to eternal peace."

Bai Jinyi was silent for a long while, so silent that Jane took off her hood again without a clue, and when she looked at him suspiciously, she opened her mouth:

"Before the issue of my death is resolved, I have another question."

"what?"

"Why is Reaper stuck in the manhole cover?"

"!!"