my scheming human boyfriend

"I called you to see that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't bother you anymore." Bai Jinyi lied to the god of death without any guilt.

"Under normal circumstances, I'm not like this. But I had a small accident before, and I needed to replenish my energy to sleep so soundly." Jian Wuxu hurriedly emphasized her professionalism.

"It doesn't matter, just add a few more days."

It is precisely because Bai Jinyi is so caring that Jian Wuxu has to hurry up to fulfill the wishes of human beings!

"Now that you're done with class, can you die?"

"There are other classes today."

"What about tomorrow?"

"There is class tomorrow."

"But the class is endless."

"Yes."

"You're going to die, do you still care about class?"

"You can't open the skylight without saying a word, so that the students can go to class without a teacher?"

"This is indeed a problem..." Jian Wuxu was actually a little convinced, but after thinking about it, he persuaded Bai Jinyi, "The earth will still turn without you. You are dead, isn't it just for the students to try new ways?" Is it your teacher? Maybe they like the new teacher better!"

"..." You were persuaded.

"So forget about others and think about yourself!"

"I'll think it over."

Bai Jin intended to use 'consideration' to temporarily perfunctory Jian Wuxu, asking the other party to give him a little separate space.

Reaper graciously agreed and did not implement an urgent man-marking policy against him. Bai Jinyi initially thought it was Reaper's confidence in his abilities.But this guess was shattered when he saw the god of death who was still persuading himself to die quickly, and he joined the action of persuading the quarrel between cats and dogs in front of the teaching building.

Death shines brightly.Even cats and dogs fight equally.

"Teacher Bai, do you want to have lunch together at noon?" After four classes, the school was noisy, and the students were rushing to the cafeteria to get food for dinner, and the teachers were actually in a hurry.

Bai Jinyi belongs to the office of the mathematics group. Everyone in the office gathers for dinner when they have nothing to do, to exchange feelings when they have nothing to do, and to exchange and exchange teaching when they have something to do.

"I had lunch with Teacher Zhang at noon today." Bai Jinyi replied, and just as he was talking, Zhang Yuchi came in and greeted the teachers in the office one by one:

"Mr. Wang, Mr. Yan, Mr. Xu, Mr. Liu, Mr. Zhou, good afternoon. I'm here to pick up Mr. Bai for dinner."

Wherever the octopus pond is, there will be a lot of laughter.

When they arrived at the cafeteria, the first batch of people who entered the cafeteria had finished eating and came out.

At this time, they also separated from the mathematics group. The mathematics group went to a table by themselves. He and Zhang Yuchi shared a table. As soon as the dishes were put on the table, a teacher came and called: "Old Zhang, come quickly, I I have something to tell you."

"Hey, here we come!" Zhang Yuchi responded, looking at Bai Jinyi, "Teacher Bai..."

"Go ahead."

"I'll have dinner with you next time."

Bai Jinyi looked at the empty seat opposite and took a deep breath.

This is the real reason why he invited Zhang Yuchi to have dinner together.

First of all, there is no need to eat with the math group, and secondly, there is no need to eat with Zhang Yuchi. Without rejecting anyone, the curve has achieved the purpose of eating by itself.

The air is free, and the food is more fragrant.

He took a bite of his meal, his eyes blurred, and Jian Wuxu sat across from him.

"Hey, Teacher Bai, are you sitting alone?"

"..." Bai Jinyi, "Don't talk while eating."

"Oh."

The Grim Reaper satisfied Bai Jinyi's desire to eat quietly, and while he was eating, Bai Jinyi began to feel embarrassed, wondering if he should pick a topic... For example, the result of the Grim Reaper's persuasion to cats and dogs just now?

This topic failed to provoke, before Bai Jinyi forced himself to speak, the god of death was attracted by the gossip of the next door next door.

The math group is next to the table two tables away from Bai Jinyi.

Teacher Liu fired the first gossip shot.

Teacher Liu's name is Liu Rourou. She is a math teacher in Class [-] and Class [-]. She is very pretty and wears a dress every day, full of femininity. She complained, "It's the end of the month again, have you run out of food allowance in your card?"

"No, there are more left than in the past. It used to be fine, but now we have to get a bank card, put the money into the bank card, and then bind the mobile phone to pay-it's so troublesome! There is no surveillance as agreed .”

What they were discussing was the bank card assignment assigned by the principal after school started this year.

Teachers have school food subsidies, and the money used to be paid into the school's card.

It has changed now. The principal asked them to go to a designated bank to open an account and get a card. After that, the meal payment will be directly transferred to that bank card-the bank card can be bound to mobile phone payment. From now on, all cafeterias will pay by mobile phone convenient.

On the surface, the teacher does save the trouble of bringing the card, but in fact, the teacher can keep the account for eating in the cafeteria, as long as he brings the card to swipe at the end of the month.But now that it has been changed, the cafeteria staff are not very familiar with the new system, and they have to take out their mobile phones every day to eat. After a few days, Liu Rourou has been annoyed so much that she can't help being dissatisfied.

This dissatisfaction is not without purpose.

Because everyone asked about it.

The bank that issued the card said it donated 20 yuan to the school, which was used to install monitoring without blind spots in the classrooms of the students, but it has been two months since the school started, and no construction team has come to install the monitoring. Maybe this project is more complicated and requires the principal Think about it.

"What to do with so much left, it will be cleared at the end of the month." The teachers sighed, "Is anyone going to the canteen to buy rice and oil?"

The money from the meal card can also be used at the school’s canteen.At the end of the month, find a teacher who needs to go to the canteen to buy things. Everyone collectively transfers subsidies to the other party, and the other party transfers the money to them. No one loses when they come and go.

Why can Bai Jinyi hear these gossips so clearly from a distance?

Because there is no one in the cafeteria at the moment, and the teachers in the mathematics group did not deliberately lower their voices, and the god of death moved a table for a while, and Bai Jinyi glanced at it, obviously curious and gossip , but looked left and right, worried that other humans would find out that he was a gossiping god of death... There was a feeling of enjoying a funny pantomime while eating, which was quite pleasant.

Most of the time, Bai Jin intends to avoid becoming a character in the play, but he does not reject the identity of the viewer.

It's a pity that the viewers of the drama will always be forced to become soy sauce characters in the drama.

From a distance, Teacher Zhou asked Bai Jinyi:

"Mr. Bai, do you want to buy some?"

There are three female teachers and three male teachers in the mathematics group. Teacher Wang, Teacher Zhou, and Teacher Bai are male teachers. Among them, Teacher Wang is the oldest and the leader of the mathematics team. He is also the old teacher who helped Bai Jinyi when he entered the school. .

Students think that after becoming a teacher, they don't need to be supervised by the teacher.

Naive, teachers also have teachers.

"...Ah." Bai Jinyi looked at the little food left on the tray, a little annoyed that he was fascinated by the performance of the God of Death, ate slowly, and was involved in the drama.

"Teacher Bai must need it. How much do I need to buy? I still have 300 yuan of food allowance left here, and I haven't used it much this month." Liu Rourou immediately joined.

With two heads, other teachers followed suit. Everyone said a word, three or fifty less, one or two hundred more, and a total of 700 yuan. All of them looked at Bai Jinyi.

They stared at Bai Jinyi covetously.

The god of death also stared at them, and moved from the position close to them all the way back to the table where Bai Jinyi was.

Jian Wuxu looked at Bai Jinyi sincerely, and mouthed to Bai Jinyi:

No, yes, answer, yes.

You, want, die.

Tube, he, them, go, die.

Really, no one else can hear me when I speak, so I have to do this kind of boring mime.

Bai Jinyi complained slightly in his heart, ignored the urgent gaze of the god of death, ate the last bite of food, and said slowly to the other teachers:

"I'll go to the commissary in two days."

"Thank you, Teacher Bai."

"Thank you, Xiaobai."

"Then this time is the same as in the past. Let's give Mr. Bai a little more labor fee. The young man who has not yet married should save more money to ask for a wife."

Everyone laughed, but they didn't realize that Bai Jinyi had endured it, and still didn't, his expression cracked for a moment.

To become a character in the play, forget about the trouble, what is more troublesome than the trouble is that you have to be one of their jokes by the way.Whenever he thinks that others are talking about him, Bai Jinyi's body will be covered with layers of spring catkins, and he feels uncomfortable all over his body.

"Why did you agree to them? You obviously find it troublesome and don't want to agree to them." Coming out of the cafeteria, the god of death circled around Bai Jinyi, looking angry and puzzled, and then he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Don't they usually Also bullying you like this, you want to fight back, pretend to agree first, and then let me bring you into eternal peace, in this way, they are likely to fall into eternal restlessness, and you have succeeded in revenge?"

"..."

"But isn't this a way to win mentally?" Jian Wuxu was a little embarrassed, "If I feel dissatisfied, it is best to reject it simply and neatly at the beginning. The rejection has a time limit, and after that time, they may not know The anger inside you."

"...I'm not angry."

"Is that sad?"

"...and no sorrow."

Jian Wuxu wanted to say something else, but Bai Jinyi hurriedly interrupted, so as not to hear more bizarre things: "Okay, don't make up the normal and inevitable colleagues' social brains into weird bullying."

"But you don't like it."

I don't like it.

"You didn't refuse."

Is it really that easy to say no?

They talked all the way and walked into the office.

After lunch, it was time for lunch break. In the office, the teachers of the mathematics group had already settled into their respective lunch break bedding. Jian Wuxu took stock of the colorful bedding, including lazy sofas, camp beds, and even a small tent. .The tent belongs to Liu Rourou, and Liu Rourou sometimes touches up her makeup in it.

He looked around and found something strange.

All the bedding has its owner, so what about the lunch break bedding of Mr. Bai Jinyibai who just came in with him?

He immediately turned his head to look at Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi's head immediately grew bigger: "It's not what you thought..."

"You don't even deserve to have a beanbag in your office!" Jian Wuxu exclaimed!

"Be sensible!"

"Teacher Bai?" The sleeping teachers asked confusedly.

"Sorry." Bai Jinyi said immediately.

"I'm angry at the students again." The teachers murmured a few times, and it was no wonder that Bai Jinyi suddenly made a loud noise, pulled on the sleep mask, and continued to rest.

Bai Jinyi lifted the god of death away, and passed by the desk of Teacher Yan. Teacher Yan was a new young female teacher in the math group. There was an A4 paper with four lines of famous sayings on the desk.

1. The little fairy is not angry.

2. Angry and wrinkled.

3. Be calm and calm, and your heart is like still water.

4. Take refuge in my Buddha, my Buddha is merciful——Liu Rourou

The last sentence has been crossed out with a red pen, and there is a note next to it:

Institutions cannot promote superstitious ideas——Principal

Be calm and calm, like still water.

Bai Jinyi looked at the words and said silently in his heart.

My heart is like still water, calm... I just have a little more drama in my heart, how did I encounter the god of death who is full of drama in every move, word and deed?Is this the latest tribulation life has thrown at me?

He sent the ordeal back to his dormitory and told the other party that there was something to talk about after he got off work at night.

The god of death consciously poked a scar in the human heart, and didn't say much, and obediently returned to the teacher's dormitory and others that seemed increasingly desolate and lonely.

Rise from the sun to the golden Usidry.

From the treetops on the moon until the stars close their eyes.

Humans never came home.

……Um? ?

At this time, Bai Jinyi had already returned to his home.

Outside a school dormitory, I bought a two-bedroom, one-living room with savings from work. It is a new area, and the supporting facilities have not been completed, and the flow of people is sparse. Right now.

He can hide from people.

Now it has another unexpected use, and it can hide ghosts.

Although the monk can run away, he can't run away from the temple, and he has to go to work tomorrow to see hell... Bai Jinyi paused for a moment, thinking carefully whether going to work is more terrifying, or seeing ghosts is more terrifying, and finally felt that the two are different. Divide Xuanzhen.

He realized that he was distracted, so he quickly concentrated and continued to think.

When a monk hits the clock one day, one day hides from death and lives one more day...

It's sad to think about it.

Maybe going to work is scarier than going to hell.

Bai Jinyi sighed for a long time, turned on his phone before going to bed, and answered some questions from the parents of the students, and then saw his father send him a message saying "come back for dinner on the weekend", and replied "yes".After dealing with all this, I went to various social media to look around again, and felt a little comforted when I saw that no student took a video of him and posted it online today.

Then leaning on this meager comfort, I slowly fell asleep.

Before going to bed, I still think about the requests from everyone in the office, the canteen, rice and oil, I don’t need it... take it home on weekends?

The night will eventually pass.

The sun will rise after all.

Faithful work will eventually fly over Tianshan and sleep late, and arrive in your hands on time.

The next day, Bai Jinyi came to the school gate at 06:30 in the morning.

Not far from the school gate, he felt a burning sensation that made the hairs on his skin stand upside down. Following the feeling, he saw Jian Wuxu who was standing at the school gate with the teacher on duty, looking at him with fiery eyes ...