my scheming human boyfriend

The next day was the time to worship the ancestors. Bai Jinyi deliberately got up early in the morning and went downstairs to help prepare various things for the ancestors. He is the head teacher of the third grade of junior high school. There is no obstacle to get up at this time, but the god of death is different. Bai Jinyi got up and worked for ten minutes, but the god of death was still swaying back and forth behind him, in a daze.

"Go back to sleep when you're sleepy." Bai Jinyi said, "You don't have to go to the mountains with me..."

Bai Jinyi kindly persuaded him, but the god of death woke up instantly.

"I am not sleepy!"

You are so sleepy that your eyelids are glued.

"I just didn't sleep yesterday."

So why didn't you sleep yesterday?

"I changed the room, I am not used to it, and there is no bed in the room..."

Ok?

"Besides, I'm also working very hard to come up with a way to enter your inner world..."

Ok……

"Bai Jinyi, you got up so early today?" The conversation between one person and one ghost was interrupted by a voice from behind.

Bai Jinyi turned his head and saw that Bai Peiyun was standing on the stairs on the second floor.

"If you can't sleep, just get up and tidy up." Bai Jinyi didn't really have trouble falling asleep, "By the way, what I said yesterday wasn't..."

He wanted to say that he didn't say it to his parents, but they were in the room at that time. From the perspective of their parents, there was no fourth person. If he didn't say that sentence to his parents, who did he say it to?

Bai Jinyi found it a bit difficult to explain, and he got stuck for a while.

Bai Peiyun waited for a while, but before waiting for the follow-up, he coughed.

"What happened yesterday, Mom and Dad thought about it later, and felt that we should apologize to you. Maybe there are some things that we are too anxious. Anxiety will be passed on to each other. As old teachers, your mother and I, You really shouldn’t make this kind of mistake, and parents will also pay attention to their attitudes and methods in the future.”

Bai Jin hesitated to speak, but finally gave up.

Not explaining is just a matter of life and death, explaining that it may be a mental hospital.

Forget it, don't explain it...

After a brief chat with Bai Jinyi, Bai Peiyun left.

Bai Jinyi turned his head and was about to continue tidying up his things when he suddenly saw the Grim Reaper who was so close that his face was almost touching his own.

He leaned back slightly, keeping that transparent and beautiful face away from him, and only then could he clearly see the strange expression of happiness and entanglement on the other side's face.

"……What's wrong?"

Jian Wuxu: "Your father values ​​your thoughts."

Bai Jin remained silent.

Jian Wuxu: "But this way, don't you want to die?"

As he said that, Reaper remembered his ecstasy book, and immediately took it out and opened it.

"It's still 89%..."

So the happy and tangled expression turned into a relieved and tangled expression.

Bai Jinyi remained silent. He packed up his things, pushed the god of death, and walked upstairs. While walking, he suddenly remembered that the god of death said that he would stay up all night in the room and want to walk into his heart...

which room?

A lot of relatives lived in the villa yesterday, do you have any vacant rooms?

Bai Jinyi thought about it, and according to his memory, he came all the way to the door that the god of death floated in last night.

The door opens.

It was nothing more than a storage room of four or five square meters, full of dust, let alone a bed, and no chairs.

Ok……

The tombs in the village are at the foot of the mountain, and they are placed relatively close to each other, and you can see the proximity of the neighbors at a glance.

When everyone came to the tombstones of their respective elders with the best products, and when the sacrifices were arranged, the hazy sky was blown away by a gust of wind, the sun showed its face under the clouds, and golden lights scattered like jewels in the mountains and forests.

The second uncle was very happy and thought it was his own credit: "I am sincere. When I placed things, I sensed the ancestral spirit. When I was happy, I blew away the yin energy."

Bai Jinyi felt that this was probably just a normal mountain wind.

The third uncle is not to be outdone, and feels that the attribution of the credit has to be debated again: "I think it is mainly the credit of the land father. I just offered tribute to the old man and said blessings, and the wind came. Hehe, it was blocking the land. Lonely ghost, don't come to snatch the wind."

Bai Jinyi felt that this might still be just a normal mountain wind.

After the sacrifices were set up and the incense was respected, it was the turn of the follow-up program.

One of the important programs is that the present children and nephews plant a small cypress tree in front of the grave, and leave it here as a stand-in, so that the underground ancestors can bless their children and grandchildren forever.

From the past to the present, Bai Jinyi has created six substitutes for himself.When he was about to plant the seventh stand-in, the second uncle suddenly patted him: "Xiaoyi, it's a girl who is struggling to plant trees, so hurry up and help her."

Bai Jinyi staggered suddenly, not because of the second uncle's sneak attack, but because of the second uncle's sneak attack, he felt something... He looked up, and there was indeed a young and beautiful woman planting trees next door .

Young, beautiful, returning home to worship ancestors.

Isn't that...

He looked at Bai Peiyun, and Bai Peiyun was also looking at him, his eyes full of encouragement.

Bai Jinyi: "..."

Jane Wuxu: "..."

"Wait!" The god of death was shocked, "Didn't your father say that things should not be rushed 20 minutes ago?"

Haven't you heard a word?What you say is what you say, what you do is what you do.

"I understand," the god of death was angry, "You say that you want to die, although it is powerful, but the power is still too small, it can only be effective for 20 minutes and make your father's mouth soften! Teacher Bai, what does this prove? ? This proves that we must be determined to die! If you hit your death on the tombstone now, you can express your dissatisfaction with your parents, express your determination not to get married, and fulfill your death wish, killing three birds with one stone !"

"You never thought about..."

"Uh-huh?"

"Is it a dark marriage?"

This time the Reaper got stuck.

"Really, really?"

"Don't know. But it's possible."

"People, humans are really scary..."

"Xiaoyi, what are you muttering again? You really don't care when you come back today." The second uncle said dissatisfied, and then pushed Bai Jinyi in front of the young woman who planted a tree next door, "Xiaomo, let Xiaoyi come to help you."

Bai Jinyi: "..."

female:"……"

The mountain wind was howling, and the paper money was flying. Bai Jin didn't dare to look at the woman opposite, so he lowered his eyes to look at the cypress tree that had just been planted in the pit.

Looking at it, he suddenly became envious.

in fact……

in case……

At this time, the cypress is me, and I am the cypress. Maybe everyone will be much happier.

want to be planted...

Being an evergreen tree in front of the grave, not thinking, not socializing, living alone, lying down and having a grave, really happy.

"Teacher." The woman said suddenly, "Are you gay?"

"?!" Bai Jin thought.

"?!" Jane was clueless.

"Ah, don't get me wrong," said the woman, "I don't mind. Are you going to get married? I can."

"?!" Bai Jin thought.

"?!" Jane was clueless.

"Teacher, don't you talk? How do you go to class like this?" The woman looked very familiar, "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Mo, Mo Mo, you can call me Xiao Mo or Xiao Mo. I am a real estate agent. Sale."

"..." No wonder.

"It's also a girl."

"?!" Bai Jin thought.

"?!" Jane was clueless.

"So we can help each other with a fake marriage." Mo Mo said, "Rely on your parents at home, and friends when you go out! Our hometown is so close, and our marriage has a geographical advantage. We can save a trip when we go home during the Chinese New Year. , less fuss."

One person and one ghost collectively stopped.

For a moment, the god of death came back to his senses first, and a flash of inspiration flashed:

"Fake marriage... seems not bad. Teacher Bai, I found that you are a very responsible person. Is the reason why you didn't die because you wanted to satisfy your parents' wishes? Then after you and the person in front of you have a fake marriage , wouldn’t you be able to die? Your wishes have all been fulfilled! You don’t have to worry about a ghost marriage after death!”

"..." Bai Jinyi found out that his heart skipped a beat.

"By the way, Mr. Bai," Jian Wuxu remembered another thing, "Are you gay?"

"I'm not gay." Bai Jinyi recovered from his heartbeat and twitched the corner of his mouth.

Mo Mo silently looked at Bai Jinyi, and Shui Lingling's eyes showed a slight accusation, as if to say... I am so open and honest with you, but you are so secretive to me?In this day and age, it doesn't have to be.

"Oh." Jian Wuxu believed it immediately, just like yesterday at Bai Jinyi's parents' side, she said to Mo Mo in front of Bai Jinyi's body, "Mr. Look at Teacher Bai."

Of course, it was impossible for Mo Mo to hear ghost words.

"Teacher, let's add a WeChat." Mo Mo's rhythm was steady and steady.

Bai Jinyi didn't understand why he wanted to add WeChat.

"Don't get me wrong, besides being Ji, I'm mainly a real estate salesperson. Expanding a list has become a passive skill for my profession. Teacher, do you consider buying a house in Haishi? Although housing prices are relatively expensive now, in the long run, Even if you don’t live in it, it’s still a good investment.” Mo Mo shrugged, “I’ve been selling houses in Haishi since I graduated, and I’ve sold one after another ten million mansions, and I want to buy one myself, but buying a house Well, I need to get married, and I'm a girl...Although I have a stable girlfriend, I don't even have the qualifications to get started."

"By the way, teacher, your WeChat."

Bai Jinyi still didn't want to take out his phone, but he said something anyway:

"Do you really want to talk about buying a house on Qingming Festival?"

Will this room lead directly to the underworld?

"Oh, in fact, our business has expanded. We don't only sell houses for living people, but also yin houses that can hold memorial tablets. There is a special master in the company who can calculate Feng Shui. This master has a Taoist certificate. No matter what the customer needs, We can all serve you well." Mo Mo said with a smile, "Even if the person is dead, I can still sell the house."

"By the way, even if you don't want to buy a house, you might as well add me on WeChat. Your account allows me to exchange data with the boss, and I can also cover for you from time to time. We are a win-win situation." Mo Mo said.

One person and one ghost were collectively shocked.

For a moment, it was still the god of death who returned first.He was stunned: "Teacher Bai, she is amazing! She can even sell a house to a dead person, but I can't tell a living person to die!"

Hey……

"If she is in the underworld, she must be the kind of model employee who is praised by the king of hell every day. I really want to add her WeChat to learn from her. As long as I succeed in learning from her, I will definitely be able to—" Jian Wuxu said halfway passionately, suddenly Froze, "But I don't even have a cell phone..."

...So, you are indeed a little pitiful.

During the time they chatted, the trees were planted, and the things at the bottom of the mountain were done, but there were still things to do on the mountain.

The 2000-year-old cypress is on the top of the mountain, and the cypress grandchildren always go up the mountain to pay homage to the cypress ancestors.

Everyone went up the mountain in a mighty way, and when they reached the platform on the top of the mountain, the field of vision suddenly widened, and the expanse of green was like an umbrella like a cloud, and it was like a green water curtain hanging in the sky. It was the vigorous branches and leaves of the 2000-year-old cypress tree. .

At this time, there was still some dense mist on the top of the mountain. The mist floated on the edge of the cliff, and sometimes it would rush up to the platform, where it would rest its feet on the strong roots of the cypress trees, as if two old friends who had been side by side for many years, were sitting and chatting.

"This tree is really big."

Jian Wuxu stood next to Bai Jinyi and sighed.

Bai Jinyi and Death looked at the cypress tree together, and remembered the expectation when they planted the tree just now.

Sure enough, being a cypress tree is very happy...

"That old man under the cypress tree." Jian Wuxu said again, "Looks like a fairy."

Indeed.Bai Jinyi also noticed.

There is a stone pier under the tree, and on the stone pier sat cross-legged an old man dressed like a Taoist priest. He took a deep breath, and the mist surging under his knees seemed to be drawn by invisible gravity, and two white mist protruded out. A long snake in the shape of a snake entered his nasal cavity.

I don't know how it was done... Bai Jin thought, before he met the god of death, he thought it should be some kind of scientific principle, but after meeting the god of death, he thought it might be some kind of metaphysical principle.

No matter what it was, seeing the awe-inspiring expressions of his relatives, he was obviously completely overwhelmed.

Just as Bai Jinyi was looking at the other party, the old man opened his eyes, his eyes were sparkling, and his gaze was like lightning, and he looked at Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jin wanted to look away subconsciously.But the old man had already spoken.

"There are spirits here."

He was... talking to me.Bai Jinyi realized.His so-called spirit...

Bai Jinyi looked at the god of death beside him.

Jian Wuxu was stunned for a while, before realizing:

"Could it be that he's talking about me?!"