my scheming human boyfriend

As soon as he stepped into the gate, Bai Jinyi saw a table in the middle of the yard, and there was a man wearing comfortable Chinese clothes, leaning over the table to write.

This man has gone through all his youthful journeys, his temples have turned gray early, and his forehead has wrinkles. However, because he has been teaching for many years and steeped in learning, time has given him unique preferential treatment, giving him the gentle temperament of a scholar.

That was his father, Bai Peiyun.

Bai Jin thought that Bai Peiyun concentrated for a moment, and the pen fell to the dragon, and he finished writing a piece of rugged, steep and uncommon style.

This picture is a Tibetan acrostic poem, for a relative and child beside me.

Because Bai Peiyun used to be the principal, the relatives in his hometown love to ask Bai Peiyun for inscriptions, not only because of the beautiful calligraphy, but also want to impress Bai Peiyun's literary spirit, so that the children will be more promising.

"it is good!"

"Well written!"

"It's been hard work for Peiyun, this kindness must be accepted."

In the courtyard, those who were joking, applauding, and insisting on paying for their brushes formed a bustling picture of returning home and offering sacrifices to their ancestors.No one paid attention to Bai Jinyi who had just stepped into the gate of the courtyard. If it was a normal time, Bai Jinyi would be very happy.

But before entering the door, he just saw the news of Zhang Yuchi...

This news made his powers of observation... or rather, his persecution paranoia... rise to a higher level than usual.

He noticed that his mother, Mei Xiangzhen, was not by Bai Peiyun's side.

It's so strange, usually when Bai Peiyun was writing, Mei Xiangzhen would always help grind it by the side, and all the relatives and friends who saw this scene praised them as gods and couples.

Now... Where's Mom?

In front, the relative who got the word forcefully stuffed the red envelope into Bai Peiyun's pocket. Bai Peiyun took a step back and didn't push it, so he stopped pushing and shoved. He just looked at his son: "Here?"

The people around were originally surrounded by Bai Peiyun, but after being reminded, they also noticed Bai Jinyi, and enthusiastically said: "Xiaoyi is here too!"

Exposure to so many stares like searchlights, Bai Jinyi immediately felt nervous, and he stepped forward bravely: "Dad."

"It's getting dark, let's go in and talk."

Bai Peiyun called his relatives to go in, and when everyone filed in, he stuffed the red envelope in his pocket into Bai Jinyi's hand, and told him in a low voice, "Take the money later and go to the canteen to buy snacks for the children at home. "

This kind of pure errand work made Bai Jinyi heave a sigh of relief, and he wanted to turn around and leave.But Bai Peiyun quickly grabbed him and pointed out: "How can you do it so conspicuously, as if you want to separate the relationship and draw a line, at least sit for a few minutes and then go quietly."

They entered the living room, and everyone sat down in the order of guest and host. Bai Jinyi kept his facial expressions numb, and said to the relatives sitting around: "Second uncle, third uncle..."

From the uncle's generation to the nephew's generation, he called it once, and he called it right.

The relative was very happy: "Hey, Xiaoyi is back, did my children cause you any trouble? When your father was just writing, we were still telling your father that all three of your family are teachers, one Chinese, one English , a mathematics, all the main subjects, if we put our child in your home to raise for two months, it will be like a consecration when he comes back, and he will be reborn."

"The folks in the village can't write two characters in one stroke. They don't care about raising them. They can come and play whenever they want, and they can stay as long as they like." Bai Peiyun said with a smile. After speaking, he suddenly took out a thin Thin box, and handed it to the second uncle in the crowd, "It's not easy to be recruited in advance, this is a gift from his uncle."

The second uncle who was given the gift was stunned for a moment, and refused: "Oh, I just went to college, why are you still giving me a gift?"

Just as Bai Peiyun was about to speak, the voice of his mother Mei Xiangzhen came from the second floor:

"Peiyun."

They looked up at the direction where the sound came from, and saw an elderly woman wearing a parrot-green cheongsam with her hair pulled back and a jasper hairpin of the same color as the cheongsam standing on the handrail on the second floor.

She held the phone and said to Bai Peiyun, "Principal Su's phone."

Bai Peiyun was stunned for a moment: "Why didn't you call me..."

"Who knows." Mei Xiangzhen said to Bai Jinyi again, "Bai Jinyi, you come up too, Principal Su has also mentioned you."

"Actually..." Jian Wuxu and faint voice came from beside her.

In fact, Bai Jinyi knew what the other party wanted to say without listening to what Jian Wuxu said later.

He saw it, and just as Mei Xiangzhen appeared on the stairs with his mobile phone, the god of death floated up on tiptoe, eavesdropped for a few seconds, and then tiptoed down again.

"No one called your mother..." Jian Wuxu tiptoed and whispered ghost stories in Bai Jinyi's ear.

This is the scariest ghost story that Bai Jinyi has heard since seeing the god of death.

He glanced at Bai Peiyun, and Bai Peiyun obviously sensed something was wrong, but there was nothing unusual on his face, and he still remembered saying to relatives around him, "I'm sorry, just answer the phone and come down right away..."

They reached the second floor and entered the bedroom.

Mei Xiangzhen's first sentence was: "Bai Jinyi, you come to judge."

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"If there is something wrong, let the children judge it. You are extending our personal conflicts to the children. What is going on between us, can't the two of us who are over a hundred years old together not be able to tell? "Bai Peiyun was very disgusted, "Since this is the case, Bai Jinyi, you stay over there and judge your parents."

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"Well, they seem to have said different things, but they don't seem to have said different things..." Jian Wuxu began to think.

"Okay, let's start reasoning now." Mei Xiangzhen was not in a hurry, and began to speak slowly. She was indeed reasonable, but every word when she was reasoning was like a blind box, in which wind and frost were randomly opened. Yuxue Daoqiangjianji, "First, I know that the house is only written in your name, but the house is not yours alone, right? If you want to invite relatives to live in the house for a long time, should you ask for my opinion? Second Article, as the principal of Qianshuhua Middle School, when you were the principal, the teachers were repeatedly ordered not to make up lessons in private. When you retire, do you immediately forget the ethics of being a teacher? Not to mention, your son, Bai Jin I mean, I'm still a school teacher."

"Bai Jinyi." Mei Xiangzhen called out suddenly.

Bai Jinyi looked at his mother.The plum blossom dart flew out of its sleeve, aiming at his face, hesitating coldly.

"Are you saying that what mother said is right? Did father fail to fulfill his duty as a teacher in public and his duty to the family in private?"

"Actually, I think your mother is right."

Bai Jinyi didn't want to express his opinion at all, but the god of death was very active, talking in Bai Jinyi's ear:

"Families must be negotiated to be harmonious. For matters that are closely related to the family, your father must discuss it with your mother."

"You are simply making trouble for no reason. That's why you made up a ridiculous reason to ask me to come up regardless of the many relatives below?" No violation of regulations, this is the last meager effort that educators can do for the cause of education; secondly, relatives say they want to send their children, and I agree, but whether or not to send them, and when to send them, are all things that don’t have a word, etc. It’s really about to come, I’ll apply for a pass from you again, and it’s not too late for you to judge whether it’s feasible or not. You don’t have to use the sword of the future to kill the people of today!”

"Bai Jinyi." Bai Peiyun also called him, "You have grown up now, you have come out to work, and you understand the truth. Tell me, is it the father who is right or the mother who is right?"

Bai Jinyi looked at his father.The cypress sword held the flower and raised its head, aiming at his heart, it was overwhelming.

"Actually, what your father said is also reasonable." The god of death actually listened seriously, and his position changed quite a bit. "There are many emergencies in life, and everything cannot be discussed in advance."

"I use the sword of the future to kill the people of the present?" Mei Xiangzhen smiled, "Then what about the IPAD you gave away just now? Have you discussed it with me? Bai Jinyi, I think your father looks sanctimonious on the outside, but feudal dregs on the inside. !"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Thank you, please do not poke.

"It's only worth a few thousand dollars, and it's still a gift for college entrance. You actually took it out on purpose. Is it a philistine by nature, or is it an excuse for ulterior motives? You were obviously not like this in the past, Bai Jinyi, tell me about your mother. Has it become more and more unreasonable in recent years?"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Thank you, disconnected.

"Wait, uncle and aunt, you listen to me first, I think..."

Originally, Bai Jinyi and his parents stood in a triangle, but at this time Jian Wuxu had replaced him as the third corner of the triangle, fully actively participating in family disputes without hindrance...

Amazing.Don't break the connection, Bai Jinyi thought with a blank face, at this moment, he only wants to connect with the god of death.

But of course Bai Peiyun and Mei Xiangzhen couldn't hear or see the Grim Reaper who was trying to actively join the war, so they continued to argue, still with Bai Jin's meaning in every sentence.

"You give gifts to your relatives, but you don't give gifts to your sons."

"It was because the family conditions were not good enough in the past."

"Is it made up?"

"Now that Bai Jin is so interested, what's the point of buying these again? Do you think I'm sorry for my son? But after a hundred years, won't all our property belong to my son?"

"Do you really know? Looking at your posture, I thought that after a hundred years, all your money will belong to the children of your relatives."

"Bai Jinyi is my son, how could I not care about it? When I was running with Su Jueren this morning, I talked about Mr. Liu, and I asked Su Jueren to help Bai Jinyi find a suitable female teacher!" Pei Yun suddenly revealed himself.

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Zhang Yuchi's various messages reappeared in his mind with his playful voice.

But Zhang Yuchi only talked about looking for a blind date, not Liu Rourou.

It turns out that there is also Liu Rourou's name in the story?All he wanted was to escape this horror story:

"I have nothing to do with Teacher Liu..."

This sentence reminded his parents.

"Ah..." Mei Xiangzhen suddenly didn't care about her husband, she turned to her son, "This is right, Principal Su found a suitable female teacher for you, you must go and meet her. Teacher Liu, although you Very nice..."

"Wait!" Jian Wuxu said, "Auntie, you misunderstood Teacher Bai. Teacher Bai and Teacher Liu really have nothing. Teacher Bai also made it clear to you."

Mei Xiangzhen continued:

"But let's look again, look again..."

"Your mother's attitude is my attitude." Bai Peiyun stood in the same trench with his wife without hindrance at this time, "Ms. Liu is a teacher. I work in the same unit as you. Our family business is good. We are not old feudal , you really like it, and we can't beat the mandarin ducks, but we have to be anxious about getting married, and we can't be too anxious..."

"Uncle, stop your speculation first!" Jian Wuxu said, "Trust Teacher Bai's words!"

Parents quarreled until the end, and in the end all problems would be attributed to him not falling in love, getting married, or having children, just like Bai Chuan entered the sea.

He has also tried to discuss and explain this issue in the past.

But maybe in this matter, his explanation and his parents' thoughts are always like two parallel lines that never compare.

Bai Jinyi is actually used to it now.

It was the god of death, who seemed much more anxious than him.

It's really strange, why does the god of death so actively join the family's short war?

But the god of death was circling around him in a hurry, and the cloak swished around him, making Bai Jinyi's eyes dizzy.

"Why are they doing this? It doesn't matter if you say it all, they still don't believe you!..."

Jian Wuxu stopped, and the cloak that had been flying back and forth just now also lost strength and fell limply.

Bai Jin remained silent.

"Besides, in fact, my own affairs have not been properly resolved, but it is strange to urge you to solve the problem, and it is wrong."

Bai Jinyi remained silent.

"Mr. Bai, I think the problem between you and your parents is a bit serious. You have to find a way to solve this problem."

Bai Jinyi had a premonition.

"So Mr. Bai, I have an idea, you commit suicide! If you commit suicide, your colleagues may not realize your mistakes, but your parents must recognize your mistakes!" Jian Wuxu clenched her fists, "If they haven't realized the problem, I can imitate your handwriting and leave a suicide note after you die, or go to a dream and tell them what they did wrong, then I will have mana, and I can definitely do it!"

I really appreciate you.

If you want to murder my body, it's fine, but you still want to kill my reputation.

Double kill?

Bai Jinyi couldn't help complaining: "You want me to die that much."

The scene was suddenly dead silent.

Bai Jinyi felt something was wrong, so he raised his head and met the dumbfounded Bai Peiyun and Mei Xiangzhen.

They looked surprised, as if standing in front of them was not their son, but a monster wearing their son's skin.

"..." Bai Jinyi.

my God.

At the critical moment, a voice came from below: "Peiyun's family, let's eat!"

This greeting was like an opportunity coming from the sky, and Bai Jinyi, who was completely embarrassed, immediately grabbed the god of death and ran down.

Jian Wuxu was originally in a ghost state, but was startled by Bai Jinyi's sudden movement, and was so frightened that he condensed out of reality.

By accident, it was just right.

Bai Jinyi caught the entity, walked downstairs quickly, 36 tricks, and slipped away, buying precious breathing time for himself and the god of death who didn't really need it.

A few minutes after he sat down in the restaurant, Bai Peiyun and Mei Xiangzhen also came down.

There is a weird atmosphere between husband and wife, and Bai Jinyi dare not look up at his parents, but relatives generally don't understand the atmosphere. There is a relative's son on the table. He got married last year and gave birth this year. Bai Jinyi strikes up a conversation:

"Xiaoyi, have you got a girlfriend this year? You are not young. When your nephew reaches your age, the child will be seven or eight years old. If the child is born early, your parents can take care of it for you. Men have Only a family can be considered stable..."

Bai Jinyi was listening to his relatives talking, while thinking about what to do with the sentence that just blurted out...

That's too bad, why did you blurt it out all of a sudden?Is God of Running running too fast?

Thinking about it, his vision suddenly blurred.

Bai Jinyi blinked, but there were still flowers in front of his eyes.He began to hesitate:

...Although I'm a little troubled, but it's not so troubled that my eyes are dazzled, right?

He focused his eyes again, and finally realized that it was not his eyes that were the problem, but that the Grim Reaper who had just been torn down the stairs by him floated to his side, and the raised cloak covered the people around him.

The Grim Reaper had already forgotten everything just now, and was looking down at the table with... envious eyes.

"You guys ate quite a lot today, and it looks good..."

Bai Jinyi remembered that the god of death was at the point where he didn't even have a mobile phone, and he couldn't even buy himself some hell food.

The halls of the country villas were packed with crowds of people and voices one after another.

Everyone is eating, but no matter whether it is the wife who does everything possible to cook, the husband who sits at the table, or even the children, their attention is not entirely on the meal, they have too much to think about. Say what you want to do.

The only pure concern about what to eat for dinner may be the stupid Grim Reaper next to him.

A hole was torn open in the gray plastic sheet of reality, and an illusory little bubble squeezed in through the hole.

He approached this transparent and colorful bubble, took a breath of fresh air, and then felt a little hesitant.

He poked the bubble and smiled slightly.

"Well, it's really delicious."

"!"

"But the god of death can't eat human food..." Bai Jinyi said for the god of death, but after a slight pause, he suddenly suggested, "Would you like to untie the cloak and fan the vegetables on the table to see if you can smell it?" Have you noticed the smell? If you can smell it, maybe you can taste it too."

"...You are lying to me."

"Maybe?" Bai Jinyi was serious.

"Then," Jane Wuxu was moved shamelessly, "Then I shall try?"

Jane Wuxu took off the cloak on her body.It turns out that the clothes on Reaper's body can be taken off.Bai Jin thought.Then Jian Wuxu grabbed the long cloak in his hand, and the other party was very careful not to let the cloak touch the food. From a distance, he patted the food and fanned it.

"How?" Bai Jinyi asked.

"No." Reaper was sure.

"I can smell it." Bai Jinyi said again.The translucent cloak of the Grim Reaper was up and down in front of his eyes. It was an unclear film, blurring his vision and separating him from others.

He focused on the radiant cloak and the Grim Reaper waving it.

"Really not." Jian Wuxu fanned again to confirm that there was no problem with her sense of smell.

"I mean, I smell it." Bai Jinyi added, "It smells even better."

Jian Wuxu looked at Bai Jinyi.

Death will not be angry.Bai Jin thought.

Jian Wuxu thought for a while, sighed, didn't get angry, and continued to fan the wind diligently.

"Although I can't smell it, but you can smell a more fragrant smell, it's okay, I will continue to fan you..."

"Xiaoyi, what are you talking about?" Other relatives asked him, and the twinkling eyes of his parents also looked over, "The voice is too low, we can't hear it."

Bai Jinyi pretended not to notice these voices and sights, but just pressed the hand of the god of death, indicating that there is no need to slap it anymore, it's ok, and now he eats again, and he can indeed taste more delicious.

—Because there is a fool who can eat.