my scheming human boyfriend

When he woke up the next day, Bai Jinyi felt very tired, and he didn't know if it was the sequelae of Ye Dingjia and Douyin last night, or because he had been researching what he had forgotten in his dream.

However, these have been postponed for the time being.

Because in the morning light, Bai Jinyi saw something that shouldn't appear in his room.

A Piao...a Grim Reaper.

why are you hereBai Jinyi tried to ask for success with his eyes, but of course he failed.

The Grim Reaper appeared in the shape of a bow in the morning light, and said to Bai Jinyi, "Mr. Bai, I suddenly discovered that you even wear a scarf when you sleep."

Bai Jinyi's throat is relatively fragile.

When he gets stressed or catches a cold, he starts coughing and his voice becomes hoarse.If he is not a teacher, coughing and hoarseness are not a big problem, but just because he is a teacher, it cannot affect the normal lectures of the students in the class.

Later, I went to see a doctor. The doctor taught me a life tip, wearing a scarf when I sleep, which can prevent wind and protect my throat.

Therefore, throughout the year, except for the hottest period of summer, Bai Jinyi does not wear a scarf, and the rest of the time, the scarf is welded to Bai Jinyi's neck.

Opening his closet, there are not many styles of clothes, but the scarves are hanging there one by one.

Bai Jinyi was not sure whether to tell this matter...

In fact, why should he discuss his little physical health problem with a grim reaper?

"I woke up at three o'clock in the middle of the night last night and saw your scarf. I suddenly thought, in fact, I don't have to work hard every day to scare you. I just need to hold both ends of your scarf while you are sleeping... "

Jian Wuxu made a movement of pulling left and right towards Bai Jinyi.

"It's over!"

"..." Bai Jinyi remained silent, thinking about the end.

But he quickly raised his eyes and continued to look at Death.

The question is not the end, but why there is no end.

This time, Jian Wuxu seemed to understand the meaning of Bai Jinyi's eyes. She floated down from mid-air, sat cross-legged on Bai Jinyi's bed, and pondered seriously: "But when I touched your scarf, I I don’t think it can be like this. Although I come to scare you in the middle of the night every day, hoping to scare you to death..."

You also know that if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, the light will scare me.

"But it seems to be a little different. King Yama is right. Seducing souls is a very serious job. Death is at least a kind of joy towards liberation for people who live in pain. If this only joy is also taken away I will feel that I am very sorry for Teacher Bai if I just perfunctory the past."

Yama's PUA seems to be very effective.Bai Jinyi commented.

"Because Teacher Bai is a human being who will comfort me when I am under a lot of pressure."

Ah... Bai Jinyi was slightly moved.

"So, no matter how you say it, Mr. Bai should take the initiative to die, and Mr. Bai should take the step towards liberation at his own will!"

It seemed a little moved, but it seemed that he didn't dare to move.Bai Jinyi was expressionless.

"So Mr. Bai, I thought about it all night and came up with a good idea!"

It is said that when humans think, God laughs.Then the god of death thinks——

Bai Jinyi had a bad premonition.

"I think scaring you in the middle of the night has little effect, because my time with Mr. Bai is too short, and I don't understand what Mr. Bai is afraid of, what he likes, what he cares about, and what he hates. With me like this, even if Mr. Bai is willing to treat you I confide on my deathbed, and I can't really understand Teacher Bai's feelings."

I understand.

In addition to studying my scarf in the middle of the night, you also secretly watch Japanese dramas online, right?

"So I decided." Jian Wuxu waved for a long time before finally announcing, "From today onwards, I will act together with Mr. Bai, and after I get to know Mr. Bai thoroughly, I will be able to persuade Mr. Bai to die in a logical and logical manner. !"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Please don't unilaterally announce such horrible things.

"By the way, Teacher Bai, why don't you speak?" Jian Wuxu finally found out the problem.

"...Because you finished talking." Bai Jinyi finally spoke.

Then he sat up from the bed, pushed the god of death next to him, got off the floor, and went to the bathroom to wash up.

The mirror faithfully reflected the appearance of him getting up, and also reflected the scarf tied into a bow around his neck.

Bai Jinyi was silent, first raised his hand and stroked the curly hair every time he woke up, then took off the scarf, tied it up again, imagining wrapping the scarf around the dead ghost's forehead while tying it, Tie a bow tie hard.

But while imagining, he also had a little doubt.

Last night, I slept so soundly that I didn't even feel that the god of death was pulling the scarf around my neck and moving around?

...Maybe because what happened last night was too scary.

By the time he brushed his teeth, washed his face, woke up completely, and walked out of the bathroom, the Grim Reaper had already floated from his bed to the kitchen of the dormitory, and was still poking his head out of the closet, specifically referring to putting his head directly through the closet door. look.

"Teacher Bai," Jian Wuxu said, "it seems that your house is out of rice and oil, are you going out for dinner in the morning?"

There is a certain keyword in the sentence of death.

Suddenly, Bai Jinyi remembered what he had forgotten!

"Oops..." Bai Jinyi muttered to himself.

"Ok?"

"I forgot to take the teachers' cards to the canteen to buy rice and oil. It's April now, and the rice supplement for March has been cleared."

"Varied……"

The Grim Reaper was taken aback, and seemed to have been hit more than Bai Jinyi, even his transparent body seemed to flicker like a bad contact because of this too bad news.

"But you... already transferred the money to them first! That's your hard-earned salary!"

Money comes second.

If you forget about this, you don’t have to go to the canteen to buy things, you don’t have to carry things to the dormitory, and you don’t have to carry things home. In fact, you have saved a lot of trips. Although you lost money, you made money elsewhere .

Just as Bai Jinyi was thinking, he suddenly extracted a new keyword from the above thought.

Home.

which home?

parents home.

"?!" Bai Jinyi suddenly remembered many, many more serious things than forgetting to buy things. He forgot to go home for dinner on weekends!Although today is still the weekend, he has no classes since the afternoon yesterday, and he doesn't have to go to evening self-study at night. His father must know this, and what he must be thinking is that he went home for dinner last night and then rested at home. One morning, the family went back to their hometown together——

Yes, there is still work to go back to the hometown to worship the ancestors.

With the god of death, fighting wits and courage every day, forgetting all these things except class...

Bai Jinyi braced his head, and quickly picked up the mobile phone that was charging next to him to take a look. There were five missed calls on it, which were from his mother, but there were too many things yesterday, so he obviously took the mobile phone and swiped tone, but did not notice that there were so many missed calls, and then looked at WeChat, his father also sent a message, did not say what happened yesterday, just said:

"We're driving home first, and you will drive over by yourself later."

It's time now...

Bai Jinyi glanced at the phone screen.

It's nine o'clock in the morning.It's been two hours since his parents left.

He hesitated for a while, and didn't choose to call back, so he quickly sent a message: "Well, I'm leaving too. See you at my hometown. Yesterday..."

He originally wanted to shirk the responsibility of forgetting to go home for dinner because of the god of death to Ye Dingjia, but felt that the time was not right, and since he was young, he had hardly ever lied to his parents, so he said truthfully:

"I forgot to go back to eat yesterday, sorry, there have been too many emergencies recently."

After sending the message, Bai Jinyi hurriedly changed out of his pajamas, put on his coat, took his mobile phone and car keys, and went down to the dormitory building. When the car got on the road, Bai Jinyi was concentrating on driving when he suddenly heard a voice from behind:

"Hey... Teacher Bai, don't you want to have breakfast first?"

Bai Jinyi was taken aback.

He looked in the rearview mirror and saw Jian Wuxu sitting obediently in the back seat of the car.

There is a ghost on the back seat of the car.

...Damn it, Ching Ming Festival.

... But maybe, if the negative is positive, with this ghost enclosing territory in his car, the other ghosts will also consider retreating?

Bai Jinyi was carrying Jian Wuxu, and when he was about to reach the destination, Jian Wuxu in the back seat said with emotion: "There is such a big tree in front!"

Bai Jinyi followed the trend, and under the clouds, above the mountains, in the gap between the surging mist, he could see the shadow of a big tree, so tall that it seemed to stand up to the sky.

"That's a cypress tree." Bai Jinyi replied to Jian Wuxu, "An ancient cypress in 2000."

It is also the origin of the word "cypress" in Baijia Village, his destination.

It is said that the ancestors who first settled down here did not have a surname of cypress. When they migrated here, they saw the 2000-year-old cypress on the mountain. Antai, the living being at the foot of the mountain, immediately chose to stay here, and even recognized Gu Bai as his grandfather, and joined Gu Bai's clan. From then on, everyone in the village has the surname Bai.

Whether Cooper is effective or not is hard to say.

But for so many years, everyone has survived An Ansheng, so when the village paid homage to the ancestors, they did not forget the ancient cypresses, and did some rituals for the cypresses from time to time.

They entered the village and walked along the dirt road. Bai Jinyi could easily see that the black car parked in front of a small three-story villa was his father's car.

He parked his car beside him, pulled the handbrake, and turned off the fire, but he didn't get out of the car for a long time, causing the god of death who got out of the car to breathe fresh air as soon as the car stopped to float into the car in doubt:

"Mr. Bai, why don't you get out of the car?"

"..."

Bai Jinyi didn't answer, because when he was about to get out of the car with his mobile phone, he saw that the screen of the mobile phone kept flashing, and WeChat messages came in every second.

... It's Zhang Yuchi's news.

As soon as he saw the 30+ messages behind Zhang Yuchi's WeChat avatar, Bai Jinyi didn't have the courage to click on it... Is the relationship between himself and Zhang Yuchi too close recently?After all, this kind of too close connection often comes from gossip related to him.

But it seems even more meaningless to hide one's ears and steal one's bell.

After hesitating for a long time, Bai Jinyi clicked on Zhang Yuchi's message before getting out of the car.

He looked at the beginning, and Zhang Yuchi said: "Ah, the teacher at school complained to me today that the loving father is really crazy, and they are assigned tasks after the Qingming holiday. Do you want to know what the task is?"

Bai Jin didn't want to know.

Zhang Yuchi doesn't care whether Bai Jinyi wants to know or not, this is just the beginning, and there will be a torrent of news that has flowed down three thousand feet for Bai Jinyi to read.

Bai Jinyi bit the bullet and looked down.

"The loving father asked them to collect photos of the teachers who had been on business trips in our school in the past two years and had come to our school for lectures and competitions. He also pointed out that they must collect photos of young female teachers."

"When he made this order, it was not long after the exercise this morning. At that time, he had just finished running, panting and wiping sweat, so he specially sent a message to Teacher Xiaoshuang in your office to give this order down."

Are you bugging his phone?Do you even know who he sent messages to?

"Ms. Xiaoshuang is so pitiful. She is used by the principal as a free personal housekeeper every day. If there are any chores, I leave them to her."

Bai Jinyi agrees with this point. Among the three female teachers in the mathematics group office, Liu Rourou will not mention it. Although Teacher Yan is a new teacher, she is more able to deal with the superiors. Only Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang has never refused the request of the leader, so Things are getting more and more.

Zhang Yuchi diverged a little in the middle, and then came back: "You know, my loving father and your father exercised together in the morning. They are fitness partners. They have to chat when they are exercising together. Maybe eight out of ten chats. You, the pressure on you is too great, I would bet my favorite blue fisherman hat I am wearing today, the father perverted let the teachers collect the news of the young female teacher during the Ching Ming Festival, and finally use it to you..."

In addition to carrying the gossip, the octopus pond will also solve the gossip.He makes suggestions:

"What do you think if I unblock the news about your red ink sheets and let the news reach your father and father? This will at least help you for a while."

Bai Jinyi didn't think so.

"But my loving father is suddenly so anxious to find you a partner. Is it because of Liu Rourou? Hey, Teacher Bai, why don't you just pursue Liu Rourou? Liu Rourou is beautiful and has a good family. If you fail in the competition, you are unwilling to retreat to the second line, and you have already consciously made way for you. Although Liu Rourou is a little older and has a child, but what is the era now, and we don’t like the old ways. We have love That’s fine. You can raise her children first, and you can also practice your hands first, to prepare your children and lay a foundation..."

Bai Jinyi only hopes to drive Zhang Yuchi into the foundation.

He found that he could no longer accept the news that Xiao promised, so he immediately turned off the phone, took a deep breath, and got out of the car with a self-deceiving and self-comforting mentality that maybe Zhang Yuchi's news was wrong.

A gust of wind passed.

The wind is small and the water is cold.

The lively sound came out, and there were crackling firecrackers.

Beat the gongs and drums to see me off, and send me off to have a feast.

... No, what am I thinking, things must not be so bad.Bai Jinyi shook his head, calmed down, and walked into the gate of the villa yard.