my scheming human boyfriend

"Teacher Bai, Teacher Bai."

From the time when Su Jueren started talking to Bai Jinyi, Jian Wuxu remained silent. He knew that Bai Jinyi had no spare time to pay attention to him at this time... After the silence reached now, Jian Wuxu couldn't help it.

"His intentions have changed. He has increased his intentions by 1%, and now it is 2%, doubled! Do you think he really has the idea of ​​jumping off, you..." Death flipped through the book of ecstasy , suddenly stumbled, "Your death... 93%..."

The spotlight shone on Bai Jinyi's face.

No, to be fair, the spotlight brought by Ye Dingjia is still focused on Ye Dingjia. The roof is only illuminated by the afterglow of this beam of light. If possible, Bai Jinyi only wants to be the shadow after the afterglow. He is willing to remain silent until the end. die.

But in reality he was tied to the stage.

Ye Dingjia was eloquent, every sentence, every word, was played by the loudspeaker to the whole school... No, not only the whole school, but even the police, firefighters, and medical staff who rushed over heard it, and even the residents of the residential buildings around the school heard it. On the balcony, there are also shadows... the shadows are in despair.

"Rourou, I know you are tempted by his face, but you believe me, he will betray you in the end!"

"I know that you are a generous, elegant, intelligent, and pursuing woman. This kind of you is the one I love."

"Compared with you, whether it is age or other, there is indeed a big difference, but it is this gap that makes me deeply attracted to you."

"Some men, just because of their face, are really suitable to be boyfriends..." Ye Dingjia gave Bai Jinyi a hard look.

Bai Jinyi looked directly at Ye Dingjia and remained silent.The other teachers caught a glimpse from the corner of their eyes, admiring and anxious at the same time:

Mr. Bai, I know he can't beat you, but don't pretend to be aggressive at this time, hurry up and comfort him, and let's talk about it after deceiving him first!

Only Jian Wuxu noticed something was wrong, and waved her hand in front of Bai Jinyi: "Teacher Bai, are you okay?"

Bai Jin had a good intention, but his soul had already flown out of his body.

"But they are not suitable for marriage!" Ye Dingjia suddenly played the song "I Only Love You For All My Life", in the meaningful and affectionate singing, he lingered without regret, "Rou Rou, I said it, I admire you, I like you, I will respect your choice, it doesn't matter if you play with him, but don't let him touch Tongtong, the child's heart is pure and fragile, we must not let the child be deceived - you just need to know, when you are tired , Tired, when you want to turn back, I will always wait for you under the light that you can see! Although I am only 23 years old, if you want, I can give you and Tongtong a lifetime of happiness anytime, anywhere promise!"

When Ye Dingjia's loud declaration of love came to an end, Bai Jinyi's buzzing ears could finally hear other voices.

A large part of these noisy sounds came from the ears.

...By the way, he still wears wireless earphones in his ears. He and his loving father are talking on the phone. Although there is no loving father's voice in the call, there is the student's voice from the loving father.

"We put candles under the dormitory and were punished by the teacher if they were caught by the teacher. Why did the one upstairs sing and jump off the building? Not only did the teacher not punish him, but he also kindly advised him not to be impulsive and come down quickly. There are many things that can be sat down." chat?"

There was even the teacher's scolding——

"How old are you and how old is he? You are students, is he a student? He is an outsider!"

"Tch, what about Teacher Liu? Teacher Liu is always a member of the school, right?"

"Of course Liu Rourou will be punished! Her salary will be stopped!"

This voice belonged to a loving father, Bai Jinyi recognized it.The loving father was so angry that he actually started a conversation with the student.

"Principal, we are a public institution, so we don't like this." This is what Liu Rourou said, "It's not decent to make a mess like this, and it also involved poor Teacher Bai, let me talk about it. Alas, it's because he annoyed me by urging me to get married, and even took Tong Tong as a lobbyist, that's why I gave him the cold shoulder. I didn't expect him to come to school and make such a fuss. Even though he is ten years younger than me, he can't I don't have many skills, but my mouth is really sweet, I also like to exercise, I can cook, and I'm okay with my children, it's not like I can't give another chance..."

"Liu Rourou, pay attention to the influence!" The loving father roared angrily.

However, a loving father is a loving father after all, and after a split second, he immediately said:

"Let Xu Yimin tell Ye Dingjia that Liu Rourou told him to come down quickly and go to the office to talk with him. If he doesn't come down, she will never see him again in this life!"

"Hey, principal, I didn't say that—" Liu Rourou protested.

Bai Jinyi was still distracted by the noisy voice that started after a sentence, until Su Jueren called his name, he suddenly woke up, and told the principal's instructions to Xu Yimin, the teaching director, and Xu Yimin immediately spoke out.

With Liu Rourou's promise, Ye Dingjia, who was sitting astride the railing, immediately loosened up.

"Really?"

"Really." As the director, Xu Yimin's words were very reasonable, "We can ask Teacher Liu to call you, but Teacher Liu is a little angry now, so I think you should come down first and come with Teacher Liu. The interview in the office was good, we were very affectionate when we met, and recalled the past when we met, and when we were by the side, Mr. Liu would not be too embarrassed to get angry, but we could try to persuade him when he got angry, and we also hope that the lovers will get married in the end."

"Let's leave this matter to the leaders." Ye Dingjia said immediately, and turned back, ready to get off the railing.

The teachers of Shuhua on the rooftop watched with trepidation, fearing that the other party's head would faint at a critical moment, and if they shook their bodies, Shuhua Middle School would become a hot search.

When one of Ye Dingjia's feet finally stepped into the railing and repeatedly resumed the posture of riding on the railing, Xu Yimin waved his hand decisively, and he and several strong male teachers rushed forward, raising their arms and legs, like lifting a roast pig , lifted Ye Dingjia off the railing, and carried him all the way to the roof.

"Wait, my things..." Ye Dingjia struggled and shouted, trying to recover the props.

Of course it was useless, the teachers, who were terrified of Ye Dingjia's dangerous move, went all out and carried him downstairs!

Ye Dingjia left.

The teachers are gone.

The students, police, firefighters, and medical staff who surrounded the downstairs also left.

The world fell silent again.

Bai Jinyi's soul also returned to his body in a trance.

The wind on the roof was very cold, the lights on the roof were still on, and the Grim Reaper was still floating beside him.

Bai Jinyi took out his phone, lowered his head, and began to scan Douyin.

If his feeling is not wrong, Douyin should have already... How could his feeling be wrong, Douyin has already had the scene of jumping from a building in Shuhua Middle School tonight.

It was very dark, there were many people, and there was an objective physical distance between the bottom of the experimental building and the top of the experimental building.

Therefore, most of the videos that appear on Douyin are noisy and dark, with only a beam of light on the roof illuminating the silhouette of the person who is about to jump off the building.

People can't see clearly.

But the voice is audible.

The most frightening thing is that Bai Jinyi discovered that his own photo, and that of Ye Dingjia, appeared on the video... That's right, although the person who took the video couldn't directly let them into the camera, he found him with great powers Photos of Ye Dingjia and Ye Dingjia were pasted on the video, one left and one right.

At this moment, the barrage of the video instantly increased.

"Hold."

"The competition failed."

"It's okay for a man to grow up like this."

"Substitute into the man who jumped off the building, and fully understand the woman's choice."

These two shaking photos are accompanied by the rolling barrage, as well as the groundhog screaming picture and dubbing that jumped out in time——

"what--"

what--

The same scream rang in Bai Jinyi's brain, just like the video, playing back and forth, looping repeatedly, without end.

Jian Wuxu floated by for a while.He looked at Bai Jinyi, but human beings only looked at the small mobile phone. From standing to sitting, they never took their eyes off the mobile phone.

"Mr. Bai," Death said, "are you going to jump? Your death has reached... 95%."

Bai Jinyi turned a deaf ear, as if he didn't hear.

Maybe I didn't hear it.

Jian Wuxu continued to float, floated, tired, and felt a little cold.

Alas, although the bath water has no temperature on his body, he feels warm when he is under the disheveled head; the wind blows from the roof and there is no temperature on his body, but he feels cold when he is on the roof and looking at the dark surroundings.

He said to Bai Jinyi: "Mr. Bai, if you don't plan to dance..." Go back and rest first.

He suddenly closed his mouth, feeling a little wrong.

In any case, on this night of good opportunity, why should I call humanity to rest?Sure enough, we should try our best to persuade him to jump off!

Jump down, you will be free, and you will be happy!

The god of death spoke again: "Teacher Bai..."

However, Bai Jinyi still did not speak.

The god of death gave up. He felt that what happened tonight might have hit Bai Jinyi a little too much. He decided to give Bai Jinyi a little time thoughtfully. Maybe after this period, Bai Jinyi will be able to jump off the building happily.

He said: "Mr. Bai, you can take a rest here. I will also take a rest. You have had enough rest and are going to jump off the building. Remember to call me, or other gods of death will get there first!"

After all, the god of death floated down and sat cross-legged, shoulder to shoulder with Bai Jinyi.

But the shape of the ghost, shoulder to shoulder is nothing to feel.

Death thought for a moment and decided to transform. Only by transforming can he sense the movement of human beings in time.

Make a fist, work hard, transform...no change.

Make a fist, work hard, transform... change!

Jian Wuxu became solid, and his shoulders and Bai Jinyi's shoulders were able to bear against each other.

He moved Bai Jinyi to his side, let Bai Jinyi lean on his shoulder, and said happily: "Okay, Teacher Bai, you can rest as much as you want, and you will have the courage to jump off the building after the rest."

Bai Jinyi didn't have any ability to resist at this time. According to the power of the god of death, he tilted his head and leaned on the shoulder of the god of death. His eyes were still fixed on the phone screen, staring, staring, looping, looping, jumping out of cycle...

Suddenly, the head resting on the pillow was empty, Bai Jinyi fell down, looked at the past slightly blankly, and saw the body of the God of Death that had become transparent again, and his dejected appearance.

"It's too tiring to maintain the transformation, Mr. Bai, have you rested? Why don't we dance first..."

Inexplicably, Bai Jinyi thought it was a little funny, so he couldn't help laughing.

Riding on this smile, his thoughts jumped slightly, and he jumped out of the loop that he couldn't escape just now.

He put the phone away.

The wind on the roof is indeed a bit cold.

Bai Jinyi gathered the scarf and stood up: "I've had a good rest."

"Then—" Jian Wuxu looked over with burning eyes.

"Go back to the dormitory." Bai Jinyi said, "Next time jump."

"what?"

"It's too cold today. Go back first and take a shower. Let you take a shower too."

"!" Jian Wuxu said instantly, "Okay Teacher Bai, I'm going back to the dormitory now!"

On the way back to the dormitory from the laboratory building, Bai Jinyi and Jian Wuxu discussed a small problem.

"So why does Reaper take a bath?"

"There is a sense of ritual. I like to think about how to deal with the scheming teacher Bai amidst the sound of dripping water."

"..."

"Ah, Teacher Bai, I'm not scolding you, I just think that you are obviously speechless to others, but you have a special way of perfunctory me."

When they returned to the dormitory, the bathroom was dripping with warm water, and Bai Jinyi secretly decided not to let God of Death use the bathroom except for today.

After they came out of the bathroom respectively, one lay down on the bed and the other on the sofa, Bai Jinyi closed his eyes weakly and covered himself with the quilt:

"Bai Yixing, I'm asleep."

"Good night, Teacher Bai."

"Good night, Bai Jinyi."

There are two good nights, one from the god of death and one from the smart box.

Although his eyes were still closed, Bai Jinyi already felt a faint shadow coming...

Sure enough, after a short period of silence, the god of death spoke.

"Mr. Bai, didn't I have a good night?"

"……"No.

"Smart Magic Box has it all."

"..." Don't compare yourself to being a ghost.

"At least I'm smarter than it, and I can communicate freely with you!"

"..." I just don't want to communicate freely with you... Bai Jinyi thought this way, but he compromised. When living in the same room with ghosts, people have to learn to compromise, "Then, good night?"

"Good night." Jian Wuxu was satisfied.

The lights are off.

They finally slept in harmony under the same roof.

At the end of falling asleep, Bai Jinyi remembered one more thing... I forgot something.

What is it?