my scheming human boyfriend

It's about themselves, Bai Jinyi and Jian Wuxu haven't reacted yet, the relatives are in a hurry.

"What kind of spirit is it?" The second and third uncles at the head seemed to be facing a formidable enemy, "Is it a good spirit or a bad spirit? Master Sui, why did a spirit appear? Where did it come from? Who did it entangle us here?" ?”

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry." Master Sui raised his finger and said, "Come here."

When he saw the old man's finger pointing at him, Bai Jinyi gradually had the feeling that the other party really saw him through.

No, the other party didn't see through me, but the god of death.

Bai Jin intended to correct his thinking.He was a little nervous, and unconsciously shook the wrist of the god of death, but it was empty. The god of death has not become a reality now, but is still in the state of a void soul.

"Mr. Bo, he can really see me. He is calling me over. What will he say to me? Will he look down on me as a mere intern?" Jian Wuxu was really concerned about her status as an intern. Yu Huai.

Bai Jinyi didn't know either, he felt the tension in his heart intensifying, and his fingertips began to feel numb. The last time this serious reaction was reflected in his physical tension was when he just became a teacher and had to face an entire class every day. when.

He stepped forward: "Master..."

Master Sui looked at Bai Jinyi with insightful eyes: "You are deeply troubled, and the trouble is all around you."

Trouble around you?

Indeed, there is no way not to feel troubled by a god of death suddenly appearing beside you, swinging around you every day, persuading you to jump off the building.

Master Sui: "You want to get rid of this trouble."

I really want to get rid of... Bai Jin thought, as soon as he turned his head, he saw the blank expression of the god of death who was deeply shocked.

In fact, I didn't think that way either... Bai Jinyi hesitated to modify his thoughts, and the god of death woke up from the blow, and his eyes began to turn red, getting redder and redder.

I……

The god of death was about to cry, but he clenched his fists and tried his best to endure it, thinking about shedding tears to reduce mana.

Generally speaking... I can actually accept the current situation.Bai Jinyi resigned to his fate.

He said to Grandmaster Sui: "It's a little troublesome, but don't worry, Master, I can solve it myself."

The god of death came back to life. With Bai Jinyi, he seemed to have a Shangfang sword, and he immediately became confident: "Master, don't worry, I will not mess around. I am here to help Teacher Bai and achieve Teacher Bai's goal." Wish!"

In short, I thank you, don't need to keep emphasizing, what a good society...

Bai Jinyi sighed for a long time, the god of death only emphasized to him that it was nothing but death, and once a third person could hear it, the embarrassment would make him restless.

He secretly observed the master, and found that in such an embarrassing speech by the god of death, the master did not even move his eyebrows.This level of composure made Bai Jinyi feel ashamed.

"Since you think so..." Master Sui murmured, "Let me give you a word! Blessings come from misfortunes, and misfortunes depend on blessings. Whether it's a misfortune or a blessing, it's all in one thought."

"Thank you, master." Bai Jinyi thanked him.

"Thank you, master." Jian Wuxu also thanked.

A possible conflict disappeared, and the most important thing was that Bai Jinyi recognized his efforts, and the god of death floated happily, happily floating over his head, and accidentally penetrated the master's body.

One person and one ghost were stunned by this sudden incident.

Jane flew to the side without a clue: "Master, I'm sorry!"

Bai Jinyi also hurriedly said: "Master, no..."

Master Sui smiled with wisdom on his face: "Huh?"

Bai Jin intends to stop.

Jian Wuxu also began to feel that something was wrong?

Bai Jinyi glanced at Jian Wuxu.

The idiot Reaper understood instantly this time, and flew back from the side, passing through Master Sui's body.

Master Sui stood still, not even changing his smile.

One person and one ghost looked at Master Sui, and after a long time, Bai Jinyi's offline IQ suddenly came online.

"So." Jian Wuxu was stunned, "Master, can't you see me at all?"

When Bai Jinyi left in front of the master, there was still a bit of unbelievable dizziness in his brain.

Think about it carefully... This master just looked at me from the beginning to the end, and only talked to me from the beginning to the end. All the words he said had no real direction at all, but I was still on the verge of falling into such a simple deception Among them?

Perhaps in the eyes of the "master", this is not a trick at all.

just rhetoric...

Bai Jinyi, who fell into the pit, struggled to get up, but the second and third uncles couldn't wait to jump into the pit. As soon as Bai Jinyi left, they surrounded him.

"Master, Master Youbai! You haven't said whether this spirit is good or evil. You can't play charades on this matter. If it is evil, we have to open the altar and drive it away. Xiaoyi is the top one in our village. Good boy, don't be hindered!"

"..." Bai Jinyi was in a complicated mood.

Sui Youbai, who had a name that fit the village very well, spoke, but his voice was lowered.

Bai Jinyi could neither see the figure of the master nor hear the words of the master. He could only see the second and third uncles nodding frequently and slapping their legs suddenly. Leave room for doing things.

Bai Jinyi could neither understand nor really want to understand the master's rites, so he silently adjusted his gaze and let his eyes look at the dark green leaves of the cypress tree to protect his eyes.

The ritual was done for about 10 minutes. When Sui Youbai stopped, there was a loud applause. The relatives, headed by the second and third uncles, expressed their satisfaction with the master's ritual.

"Master has worked hard."

"Master, sit down, wipe off your sweat, and drink your saliva."

"Today I asked Master to worry about it."

Some relatives hurried forward, offering water to those who helped Master to sit down, and those who helped Master to sit down, they were both attentive and thoughtful.

"It's almost over, right?" Jian Wuxu leaned into Bai Jinyi's ear and whispered.

Ever since he recognized the master as a liar, the god of death also lost interest in the scene, and just now he was brave enough to fly over the cliff.

"It should be almost there." Bai Jinyi whispered.

"Okay, the disturbing evil spirit has been driven away, Xiaoyi, you can rest assured now." The second uncle's face was flushed.

Bai Jinyi looked at the god of death.

The god of death looked at Bai Jinyi.

Afterwards, the "evil spirit" kept silent, first passed through the second uncle, and then passed through Master Sui.

"Now there is only one last step left, to convey our thoughts to Grandpa Baishu, this trip will complete the merits and virtues." The second uncle didn't feel anything at all, and continued on his own.

take along?

Bai Jinyi looked up, and saw the second uncle took out the lighter, and the third uncle took out the paper, planning to light paper money.

But burning paper on the mountain, if something goes wrong, the whole mountain will be burned.

Bai Jinyi came to his senses, hurried to Bai Peiyun's side, and said in a low voice, "Dad, you can't burn paper here, it's dangerous."

Bai Peiyun frowned slightly, and understood the danger, but the second uncle conjured up an iron bucket with a lid, and Bai Peiyun felt relieved.

"There are protective measures, don't worry."

"But in case..."

"I know your concerns." Bai Peiyun, "But in Dali, there are contingencies in everything, right? We can't just do nothing just because of contingencies."

Bai Jinyi stopped, and said after a while: "The city's policy is that no fires can be started on the mountain."

"Okay, I understand your concerns, but when you come back once or twice a year, your relatives will watch it, so don't disappoint." Bai Peiyun glanced around and whispered, "Being flexible, you are dealing with relatives. When we get along, how can we talk about policies and keep laws and regulations, so cold? Our hometown has not forgotten us, and we can’t be ungrateful, forget about our hometown when we go out, and feel that we know more and are superior to people in our hometown.”

"..."

Bai Peiyun's attitude was very clear. Bai Jinyi shook his hands, gave up persuading the other party, and took two steps forward, trying to interrupt the matter.

"Second uncle..."

The second uncle turned to look at him: "Xiao Yi, what's the matter? The fire will start to light in the barrel later, you burn more, it will prosper you."

"Why don't we go back to the village and burn it again. There may be a wildfire here. Safety comes first."

"You are from the city, so you have more worries. We have been crawling and rolling on the mountain since we were young. The temper of this mountain is very familiar, and nothing bad will happen. Don't worry."

"But……"

"Besides, what day is it today? Grandpa Baishu and the ancestors are looking at us, can something happen to us?" Third Uncle also added with a smile.

The two elders made up their minds, so they didn't care about the opinions of the younger generation. The second uncle directly clicked it and lit it with a lighter.

Flames shot out instantly.

The flames went out instantly.

Did not stay for a second before and after.

The second uncle hissed: "It's really windy today."

After all, he stretched out his hand, put it on the outside of the lighter like a cover, and lit again.

Flames shot out instantly.

Just when the third uncle was about to bring the paper closer to the flames, he heard another call——

The flames went out instantly.

Bai Jinyi watched helplessly, and the god of death floated to the side of the second uncle, took a breath, and blew out the flames.

"Is it a problem with your lighter?" Third Uncle said beside him.

"It shouldn't be... I even smoked a cigarette in the morning."

"Okay, use mine." Third Uncle took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to Second Uncle.

Learning from the previous lesson, this time the second uncle shook the lighter first, then lifted it up, and used the other hand as a cover. After being fully prepared in this way, he lit the lighter again.

The flames ignited again.

The flames went out again.

Because the god of death is standing by, whenever the second uncle lights up, the god of death will blow on it.

The flames were extinguished, but at this moment, Third Uncle laughed: "I'm still quick!"

Everyone took a closer look, and saw that the third uncle was holding a cigarette in his hand. The cigarette was ignited by the short-lived flame at the moment when the flame ignited and extinguished, and now it was emitting smoke repeatedly. Scarlet fire.

"Hey, that's fine." The second uncle put away the lighter, took the paper from the third uncle's hand, and leaned closer to the point, "Although it is very slow to light the paper, the wind on the mountain is still too strong, so I can't always light it. It's safe to smoke..."

I have to go up.Bai Jinyi told himself.Reaper has done a lot of things before, now it's time for me to go up.

He encouraged himself, and he had already taken a step forward, but at this moment, Bai Jinyi saw that the god of death took a step back and took out a small scythe.

Make a fist, transform, strike!

With a flash of cold light, the cigarette was cut off!

The third uncle was holding a cigarette with no end, and the second uncle was holding an unlit paper, and watched it fall on the ground, and it was flattened strangely, as if something invisible had stepped on the cigarette butt out of thin air. All of a sudden...

Paused.

Bai Jinyi didn't shake hands this time, he lowered his head, couldn't help it, and smiled.

Laughing silently, his mind was spinning... and soon came up with a solution.

While everyone's attention was on the second and third uncles, he quietly moved to Sui Youbai's side.

"Master." He said to Sui Youbai.

"Huh?" Sui Youbai's attitude was very kind.

"The city has been promoting civilized sweeping festivals, green and environmental protection..." Bai Jinyi whispered, fumbling in his pocket.

No cash, just a mobile phone!Bai Jinyi was a little anxious.

However, in the next moment, a payment QR code appeared in front of Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi took a look, and saw that the QR code card was held at the master's fingertips.

Bai Jinyi scans the QR code to pay.

The master takes money to do things.

This time, we went up to the mountain to worship trees, sweep the sacrifices in a civilized way, and be green and environmentally friendly.

Everyone was very satisfied. They came up in a mighty way, and then went down in a mighty way. Bai Jinyi held the hand of the god of death and walked at the end.