Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl
Chapter 79 (Part 1)
At this time, Shen Qiu, who had already boarded the police car, had no idea that he was being tricked.
After getting into the car and squatting obediently in the back seat, my stomach gurgled twice again.
The big parrot flicked its tongue, feeling a little melancholy.
hungry.
He hasn't eaten anything since yesterday, so it's strange if he isn't hungry.
Zuo Yuan glanced at him from the rearview mirror, and the eyes of one person and one bird met.
Zuo Yuan took out two still warm siu mai from his pocket.
"Parrots can eat siu mai. You need to fill your stomach first, and I will find you something to eat when you get back to the game."
As he spoke, he handed the siu mai to Tang Nian and motioned him to feed it to the big parrot.
The big parrot's small eyes were filled with gratitude.
"Give me something to eat?!"
Zuo Yuan was very impatient with him before, including this time he appointed Zuo Yuan as his partner, it was obvious that Zuo Yuan was going crazy at that time.
I didn't expect that when my stomach was empty!On the contrary, Zuo Yuan was the first to notice and gave him his own breakfast!
Shen Qiu was very moved and wiped his paws on the seat, then grabbed a siu mai and put it into his mouth.
Zuo Yuan was terrified by his moving eyes, and shivered.
"No, don't be so grateful to me. I was afraid that you would delay my task because of hunger. I didn't agree to you as my partner!"
"When you go back to this mission, you should quickly find the director and send you back to the Forestry Bureau."
Shen Qiu took a bite of siu mai, this was the first time Rebirth III ate human food.
Parrots also have a sense of taste and can taste sweet, sour, salty and bitter.
Bite open the dough wrapping the siu mai, eat a mouthful of rice grains with a salty aroma, and then peck a mouthful of corn kernels and shiitake mushrooms, Shen Qiu almost burst into tears.
It's not easy, after three lifetimes, I finally eat human food!
Food must be eaten by human beings to be called food!
The big parrot swallowed a piece of siu mai three times and then burped.
As for what Zuo Yuan said?
Shen Qiu, who combed her hair, didn't care.
Anyway, he was determined to be the police bird, and he had to stay if he tried his best.
The car quickly arrived at the destination, Zuo Yuan got out of the car and asked the security guard for the building number.
Shen Qiu jumped onto Zuo Yuan's shoulder, and was glared at by him.
Shen Qiu also stared back.
"Didn't you promise the director that you wouldn't mess around in the car?"
"I didn't mess around, did I?" The small eyeballs blinked, and the big parrot looked very innocent.
Zuo Yuan: ...
Forget it, he's too lazy to care.
It's only a week, and Ren Ren has passed.
"Hello, may I ask how to get to Unit [-] in Building [-]?"
Hearing this, the security guard looked at the police uniform on Zuo Yuan, and immediately sighed.
"Why is that old man Li again? Was he cheated out of money again this time?"
Shen Qiu's tail shook.
Judging from this tone, this old man Li is often deceived?
Zuo Yuan briefly explained the situation, and asked the security guard, old man Li, if he was often cheated.
The security guard seemed to hate iron but steel, so he called his colleague to guard the door and took Shen Qiu and the others to Old Man Li's house.
They learned about it through security guard Shen Qiu on the way.
This old man Li is often cheated. After moving here for more than a month, he was either stolen by thieves, or cheated by financial management or health care products.
"But it's the first time for the police to come to the door. How did he get cheated this time?"
Tang Nian popularized science at the right time, "Telecom fraud is to lure you to send money to them through telephone or Internet."
Obviously, the security guard knew about telecom fraud for the first time, and he was a little curious, "Telecom still engages in fraud, so can I use China Unicom?"
Tang Nian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly explained that telecom fraud was just a general term, and had nothing to do with the three major operators.
"Telecom fraud is generally done by criminals who fabricate false information through the Internet or text messages, set up scams, and induce ordinary people to send money to them."
"Master, whenever you encounter an unfamiliar call message, you must be careful when you mention money, and don't be fooled."
The security master waved his hand, with a serious face, "Don't worry, I'm clear-headed, I definitely won't."
During the conversation, the security guard of a unit took them up to the eighth floor and knocked on the door of a unit.
"Here, this is old man Li's home."
The door opened, and a familiar face came into Shen Qiu's eyes.
The big parrot snorted.
"It is you."
The security guard was terrified by the sudden sound of the parrot, "Officer, why did you bring a parrot out, it scared me to death."
The security guard patted his chest, although he was a little curious but didn't say much, he frowned and looked at old man Li.
"You still call someone, that's a liar! Hurry up and hang up, don't let anyone really cheat you of your money."
Old man Li didn't speak, but stared at Shen Qiu for a while, suddenly realized.
"The bird that helped me catch the thief that day."
Seeing Zuo Yuan looking at them suspiciously, Shen Qiu briefly mentioned the events of that day.
The first time he caught a thief outside, he was held down by the anti-pickup police. It was really a shadow that he would never forget in his life.
Old Li said to the other end of the phone to wait a moment.
"There are guests at home, let me entertain you, wait for me later."
One of the advantages of elderly mobile phones is that they are loud, and they can be heard clearly by others without turning on the hands-free.
The person at the other end spoke plastic mandarin mixed with dialect, and said in a very impatient tone, "What are you doing? Didn't I ask you to transfer money? You transferred money."
Upon hearing this, Shen Qiu became interested.
It's still Sichuan dialect, he can't do anything else, but he is good at Sichuan dialect!
Without giving old man Li a chance to speak, the big parrot flew up and rushed over, grabbed old man Li's mobile phone with one paw and flew into the air, looked left and right and stopped on the curtain rod in the living room.
The liar was also very vigilant. Hearing some mixed voices, he immediately concluded that it was the police.
The voice was still threatening, "Hurry up and get the police away, or I will cancel your winning this time, you can do it yourself!"
Shen Qiu grabbed the phone and pressed the speakerphone, then cleared his throat.
"Why did you win the lottery?"
The other party froze for a moment, "Which one are you?"
Shen Qiu started talking nonsense without even blinking.
"I'm grandpa and grandson, tell me what you won, or I'll hang up!"
"Where's your grandpa? Little brat knows what, let your grandpa answer the phone!"
"Bah, you're a little brat and your whole family is a brat, if you don't tell me, I'll die!"
"Wait until wait!"
The other party guessed that children were easier to deceive, so he hesitated for a while before saying, "Your grandpa won a grand prize worth 5 yuan on our TV station."
"Okay! Then when will you transfer the money to my grandpa! When the money is transferred, my grandpa will definitely give me pocket money!"
The big parrot flapped its wings, and although it spoke with an electronic voice, the child's tone was imitated vividly.
Tang Nian and Uncle Security who were standing at the door were dumbfounded.
Only Zuo Yuan, he still remembered the words Shen Qiu persuaded Luo Qian, and he had a full understanding of the IQ of this parrot, so he was not surprised by it.
"Grandpa Li, this is a scam call, please don't answer it next time, I will ask the parrot to return the phone to you."
Zuo Yuan was about to greet the parrot, but was stopped by old man Li raising his hand.
There was some interest in the old man's cloudy eyes.
"Don't disturb my grandson, let my grandson talk."
Zuo Yuan: ...
Seeing that the other two were also listening with gusto, he doubted that he was the only one here who was normal.
Doesn't anyone think it's outrageous for parrots to answer calls from scammers and chat with them?
Let's talk about Shen Qiu here, when the liar heard that a little doll can actually have 5 yuan in pocket money, he immediately felt that he must have found some kind of rich man.
The voices are happy.
"However, if you want to receive this award, you must first transfer a tax to me, which is used to pay taxes to the country. As long as your money arrives in the account, I will immediately send you the [-] bonus."
Shen Qiu sneered while listening, but his tone didn't change at all.
"How much tax do you pay?"
The liar paused for two seconds, "1! Don't worry! This is small money! When 5 yuan arrives in the account, I will transfer the bonus to you immediately. That's [-] yuan! You can get [-] for nothing!"
The scammer was talking about extravagant hype, as if not transferring the 1 yuan would be a loss of great luck.
The parrot wanted to roll its eyes, but failed.
Over there, old man Li pointed in a low voice, "He just told me five thousand, and the price has actually increased."
Zuo Yuan raised his forehead, looking at old man Li, it doesn't look like he doesn't know that this is a telecom fraud, how could he be able to chat with the other party for so long.
"But isn't my bonus 5 yuan? In this case, you can deduct [-] yuan from the bonus, right?"
The liar was obviously familiar with this aspect, and told him in professional terms that they were not in the same department as the bonus, and he had no such right.
"It's okay, you can report it, I'll wait for you."
fraud:……
"Little boy, don't waste your time. It's less than an hour before the bonus is cancelled. I'm thinking of you! The 5 yuan in an hour will be lost to you! Think about your pocket money! "
"But I'm afraid you're a liar."
Liar again: ...
"Little baby, I was joking. How could I be a liar? If I were a liar, I would have taken the 5 yuan by myself. How could I call you?"
The big parrot nodded, "Then why don't you get it, 5 yuan, aren't you tempted? How long do you have to work to earn it?"
"It's not like me, my pocket money is [-] a month. Actually, I don't care much about it."
fraud:……
"Kid! That's not what I said!"
The liar's voice was already a little angry.
"You took the 5 yuan for nothing. As long as you send me the money first, you can have [-] yuan in pocket money a month. Don't you feel tempted?"
Shen Qiu switched legs, "It's very exciting." He flew in front of Zuo Yuan and pecked at his cell phone with his beak.
Zuo Yuan was puzzled, and when he wanted to speak, Shen Qiu pressed his paw on his mouth.
The liar heard something, "What's happening over there."
"It's nothing, just playing a game."
"But I still don't believe you. Don't look at me as a small person. I have also seen many scammers on the Internet. They all speak in the same way as you. How can you make me believe you?"
The liar was so angry that his voice changed.
"Then what do you want! If you don't want it anymore, I'll cancel the bonus and give it to someone else now!"
Shen Qiu pretended to ponder, "How about this, you first give me 1000 yuan to prove that you can really send money, otherwise I will definitely not believe you, and I will call the police!"
The liar was really broken, and was about to say whether he wanted love or not.
Shen Qiu said again, "You just need to transfer the money to me, and I will confirm that you are genuine. I will not only transfer the money back to you, but also give you a tip of 1000 yuan."
The liar was silent for a while: "Really?"
The tone is very exciting.
Shen Qiu was very sure: "Really! It's not human to lie to you!"
"Then... I don't want 500 yuan, I don't have any money in my own card."
"Yes! I'll tell you the account number!"
Seeing that the parrot was getting more and more outrageous, Zuo Yuan snatched the phone over.
After getting into the car and squatting obediently in the back seat, my stomach gurgled twice again.
The big parrot flicked its tongue, feeling a little melancholy.
hungry.
He hasn't eaten anything since yesterday, so it's strange if he isn't hungry.
Zuo Yuan glanced at him from the rearview mirror, and the eyes of one person and one bird met.
Zuo Yuan took out two still warm siu mai from his pocket.
"Parrots can eat siu mai. You need to fill your stomach first, and I will find you something to eat when you get back to the game."
As he spoke, he handed the siu mai to Tang Nian and motioned him to feed it to the big parrot.
The big parrot's small eyes were filled with gratitude.
"Give me something to eat?!"
Zuo Yuan was very impatient with him before, including this time he appointed Zuo Yuan as his partner, it was obvious that Zuo Yuan was going crazy at that time.
I didn't expect that when my stomach was empty!On the contrary, Zuo Yuan was the first to notice and gave him his own breakfast!
Shen Qiu was very moved and wiped his paws on the seat, then grabbed a siu mai and put it into his mouth.
Zuo Yuan was terrified by his moving eyes, and shivered.
"No, don't be so grateful to me. I was afraid that you would delay my task because of hunger. I didn't agree to you as my partner!"
"When you go back to this mission, you should quickly find the director and send you back to the Forestry Bureau."
Shen Qiu took a bite of siu mai, this was the first time Rebirth III ate human food.
Parrots also have a sense of taste and can taste sweet, sour, salty and bitter.
Bite open the dough wrapping the siu mai, eat a mouthful of rice grains with a salty aroma, and then peck a mouthful of corn kernels and shiitake mushrooms, Shen Qiu almost burst into tears.
It's not easy, after three lifetimes, I finally eat human food!
Food must be eaten by human beings to be called food!
The big parrot swallowed a piece of siu mai three times and then burped.
As for what Zuo Yuan said?
Shen Qiu, who combed her hair, didn't care.
Anyway, he was determined to be the police bird, and he had to stay if he tried his best.
The car quickly arrived at the destination, Zuo Yuan got out of the car and asked the security guard for the building number.
Shen Qiu jumped onto Zuo Yuan's shoulder, and was glared at by him.
Shen Qiu also stared back.
"Didn't you promise the director that you wouldn't mess around in the car?"
"I didn't mess around, did I?" The small eyeballs blinked, and the big parrot looked very innocent.
Zuo Yuan: ...
Forget it, he's too lazy to care.
It's only a week, and Ren Ren has passed.
"Hello, may I ask how to get to Unit [-] in Building [-]?"
Hearing this, the security guard looked at the police uniform on Zuo Yuan, and immediately sighed.
"Why is that old man Li again? Was he cheated out of money again this time?"
Shen Qiu's tail shook.
Judging from this tone, this old man Li is often deceived?
Zuo Yuan briefly explained the situation, and asked the security guard, old man Li, if he was often cheated.
The security guard seemed to hate iron but steel, so he called his colleague to guard the door and took Shen Qiu and the others to Old Man Li's house.
They learned about it through security guard Shen Qiu on the way.
This old man Li is often cheated. After moving here for more than a month, he was either stolen by thieves, or cheated by financial management or health care products.
"But it's the first time for the police to come to the door. How did he get cheated this time?"
Tang Nian popularized science at the right time, "Telecom fraud is to lure you to send money to them through telephone or Internet."
Obviously, the security guard knew about telecom fraud for the first time, and he was a little curious, "Telecom still engages in fraud, so can I use China Unicom?"
Tang Nian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly explained that telecom fraud was just a general term, and had nothing to do with the three major operators.
"Telecom fraud is generally done by criminals who fabricate false information through the Internet or text messages, set up scams, and induce ordinary people to send money to them."
"Master, whenever you encounter an unfamiliar call message, you must be careful when you mention money, and don't be fooled."
The security master waved his hand, with a serious face, "Don't worry, I'm clear-headed, I definitely won't."
During the conversation, the security guard of a unit took them up to the eighth floor and knocked on the door of a unit.
"Here, this is old man Li's home."
The door opened, and a familiar face came into Shen Qiu's eyes.
The big parrot snorted.
"It is you."
The security guard was terrified by the sudden sound of the parrot, "Officer, why did you bring a parrot out, it scared me to death."
The security guard patted his chest, although he was a little curious but didn't say much, he frowned and looked at old man Li.
"You still call someone, that's a liar! Hurry up and hang up, don't let anyone really cheat you of your money."
Old man Li didn't speak, but stared at Shen Qiu for a while, suddenly realized.
"The bird that helped me catch the thief that day."
Seeing Zuo Yuan looking at them suspiciously, Shen Qiu briefly mentioned the events of that day.
The first time he caught a thief outside, he was held down by the anti-pickup police. It was really a shadow that he would never forget in his life.
Old Li said to the other end of the phone to wait a moment.
"There are guests at home, let me entertain you, wait for me later."
One of the advantages of elderly mobile phones is that they are loud, and they can be heard clearly by others without turning on the hands-free.
The person at the other end spoke plastic mandarin mixed with dialect, and said in a very impatient tone, "What are you doing? Didn't I ask you to transfer money? You transferred money."
Upon hearing this, Shen Qiu became interested.
It's still Sichuan dialect, he can't do anything else, but he is good at Sichuan dialect!
Without giving old man Li a chance to speak, the big parrot flew up and rushed over, grabbed old man Li's mobile phone with one paw and flew into the air, looked left and right and stopped on the curtain rod in the living room.
The liar was also very vigilant. Hearing some mixed voices, he immediately concluded that it was the police.
The voice was still threatening, "Hurry up and get the police away, or I will cancel your winning this time, you can do it yourself!"
Shen Qiu grabbed the phone and pressed the speakerphone, then cleared his throat.
"Why did you win the lottery?"
The other party froze for a moment, "Which one are you?"
Shen Qiu started talking nonsense without even blinking.
"I'm grandpa and grandson, tell me what you won, or I'll hang up!"
"Where's your grandpa? Little brat knows what, let your grandpa answer the phone!"
"Bah, you're a little brat and your whole family is a brat, if you don't tell me, I'll die!"
"Wait until wait!"
The other party guessed that children were easier to deceive, so he hesitated for a while before saying, "Your grandpa won a grand prize worth 5 yuan on our TV station."
"Okay! Then when will you transfer the money to my grandpa! When the money is transferred, my grandpa will definitely give me pocket money!"
The big parrot flapped its wings, and although it spoke with an electronic voice, the child's tone was imitated vividly.
Tang Nian and Uncle Security who were standing at the door were dumbfounded.
Only Zuo Yuan, he still remembered the words Shen Qiu persuaded Luo Qian, and he had a full understanding of the IQ of this parrot, so he was not surprised by it.
"Grandpa Li, this is a scam call, please don't answer it next time, I will ask the parrot to return the phone to you."
Zuo Yuan was about to greet the parrot, but was stopped by old man Li raising his hand.
There was some interest in the old man's cloudy eyes.
"Don't disturb my grandson, let my grandson talk."
Zuo Yuan: ...
Seeing that the other two were also listening with gusto, he doubted that he was the only one here who was normal.
Doesn't anyone think it's outrageous for parrots to answer calls from scammers and chat with them?
Let's talk about Shen Qiu here, when the liar heard that a little doll can actually have 5 yuan in pocket money, he immediately felt that he must have found some kind of rich man.
The voices are happy.
"However, if you want to receive this award, you must first transfer a tax to me, which is used to pay taxes to the country. As long as your money arrives in the account, I will immediately send you the [-] bonus."
Shen Qiu sneered while listening, but his tone didn't change at all.
"How much tax do you pay?"
The liar paused for two seconds, "1! Don't worry! This is small money! When 5 yuan arrives in the account, I will transfer the bonus to you immediately. That's [-] yuan! You can get [-] for nothing!"
The scammer was talking about extravagant hype, as if not transferring the 1 yuan would be a loss of great luck.
The parrot wanted to roll its eyes, but failed.
Over there, old man Li pointed in a low voice, "He just told me five thousand, and the price has actually increased."
Zuo Yuan raised his forehead, looking at old man Li, it doesn't look like he doesn't know that this is a telecom fraud, how could he be able to chat with the other party for so long.
"But isn't my bonus 5 yuan? In this case, you can deduct [-] yuan from the bonus, right?"
The liar was obviously familiar with this aspect, and told him in professional terms that they were not in the same department as the bonus, and he had no such right.
"It's okay, you can report it, I'll wait for you."
fraud:……
"Little boy, don't waste your time. It's less than an hour before the bonus is cancelled. I'm thinking of you! The 5 yuan in an hour will be lost to you! Think about your pocket money! "
"But I'm afraid you're a liar."
Liar again: ...
"Little baby, I was joking. How could I be a liar? If I were a liar, I would have taken the 5 yuan by myself. How could I call you?"
The big parrot nodded, "Then why don't you get it, 5 yuan, aren't you tempted? How long do you have to work to earn it?"
"It's not like me, my pocket money is [-] a month. Actually, I don't care much about it."
fraud:……
"Kid! That's not what I said!"
The liar's voice was already a little angry.
"You took the 5 yuan for nothing. As long as you send me the money first, you can have [-] yuan in pocket money a month. Don't you feel tempted?"
Shen Qiu switched legs, "It's very exciting." He flew in front of Zuo Yuan and pecked at his cell phone with his beak.
Zuo Yuan was puzzled, and when he wanted to speak, Shen Qiu pressed his paw on his mouth.
The liar heard something, "What's happening over there."
"It's nothing, just playing a game."
"But I still don't believe you. Don't look at me as a small person. I have also seen many scammers on the Internet. They all speak in the same way as you. How can you make me believe you?"
The liar was so angry that his voice changed.
"Then what do you want! If you don't want it anymore, I'll cancel the bonus and give it to someone else now!"
Shen Qiu pretended to ponder, "How about this, you first give me 1000 yuan to prove that you can really send money, otherwise I will definitely not believe you, and I will call the police!"
The liar was really broken, and was about to say whether he wanted love or not.
Shen Qiu said again, "You just need to transfer the money to me, and I will confirm that you are genuine. I will not only transfer the money back to you, but also give you a tip of 1000 yuan."
The liar was silent for a while: "Really?"
The tone is very exciting.
Shen Qiu was very sure: "Really! It's not human to lie to you!"
"Then... I don't want 500 yuan, I don't have any money in my own card."
"Yes! I'll tell you the account number!"
Seeing that the parrot was getting more and more outrageous, Zuo Yuan snatched the phone over.
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