Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl
Chapter 78 (Part 3)
Zuo Yuan reacted very quickly, holding the parrot's wing root like a chicken.
He sneered expressionlessly, "Run, you run, why don't you run?"
"Isn't it fun to run during the day? Isn't it still in my hands now?!"
Shen Qiu: ...
I want to run, but who made me forget that birds are born with night blindness, how can I run!
Although there is light all around, it is very dim. For a parrot, it is too dark to see anything.
It was rare for Shen Qiu, so he didn't let Zuo Yuan sigh and sigh.
"I lost, what do you like?"
Zuo Yuan hehe, quickly ask Tang Nian to find a cardboard box.
But when I found the carton and stared at it, I hissed and thought it was not good.
"It's so thin, this guy will definitely be able to get out, so let's send it to our lounge."
Zuo Yuan's tone carried the joy of getting rid of the annoying spirit.
There are two bunk beds in the police lounge. The space is not too big, but it is more than enough for a parrot.
After turning on the light, Shen Qiu's sight recovered a little bit, watching Zuo Yuan take the lock away and throw him into the house.
People outside locked the door without a trace of nostalgia.
Shen Qiu's heart "slapped" and broke into two halves.
He had already heard Tang Nian's voice calling the Forestry Bureau, so what should be done.
Squatting on the table worriedly, Shen Qiu stared at the door in a daze.
Could it be...he has to go to the Forestry Bureau to be an official bird?
But after thinking about the specifications of the Xiajiang Forestry Bureau...
There are no forests and grasslands around, what can he do as an official bird?Perform acrobatics at the Forest Service.
Do you take it upon yourself to amuse other animals?
Shen Qiu imagined that kind of life, and shook his head very firmly.
No!
He doesn't want to be anything but a police bird in this life!
Flapping its wings and flying to the doorknob, Shen Qiu tried it.
It cannot be opened from the inside.
If you can't open it...
Shen Qiu stared at the frame on the wooden door, he was a little lucky, fortunately this door was not a security door, otherwise he would have to tear down this door today.
Otherwise, they would not be able to escape the life of the Forestry Bureau.
He clicked, and his sharp beak pecked fiercely on the wooden door frame.
With all the strength, a small gap suddenly appeared in the door frame.
Old Yugong could move mountains, but now Shen Qiu can tear down doors!
Located in the police rest room at the corner of the entire police station, the sound of "Duo Duo" came out one after another.
But since this is a period of high incidents of cases, the police at the police station are basically busy, and no one has really discovered Shen Qiu's escape activities.
It was already late at night when the people from the Forestry Bureau arrived, and Zuo Yuan had just returned from a mission outside, and he was exhausted from being busy.
The staff with the Forestry Bureau just walked to the door of the lounge.
He stared at the wide open door in thought.
"Tang Nian, Tang Nian?! If I remember correctly, I locked the parrot here, right!"
Comrade Tang Nian, who was younger than Zuo Yuan, was also lost in thought.
"If... our memory is alright, yes."
"What about the parrot?"
That's a good question...
Two young policemen and a staff member of the Forestry Bureau stood at the door for a long time without being able to speak.
The forestry bureau employee was the first to break the silence, pointing to the wooden door frame that was missing a hole and the lock couldn't be locked at all.
"The parrot probably used its beak to dismantle the wooden door. The parrot's beak is very sharp, and it was easy for him to dismantle the wooden door."
Zuo Yuan's eyes darkened, and his body swayed.
After the forestry bureau staff finished speaking, they were silent for another minute, "How about... your police station should take this parrot away, our forestry bureau probably can't afford this giant Buddha."
Zuo Yuan thought to himself, we can't afford to offer this great Buddha either...
But the parrot could not be found, saying that no matter how many forestry bureaus could take it away, they simply waved their hands and sent away the staff who had rushed twice in a friendly manner.
When I came back, I searched the corridor in my free time, but I couldn't find a single bird feather.
In the end, he waved his hand angrily, "I won't look for it anymore! I'll definitely run out by myself at dawn tomorrow!"
Shen Qiu who was standing behind the stairs nodded as he listened.
He thought to himself, this Zuo Yuan knows himself quite well, he really wants to be a police bird and find a partner and appoint him!
Shen Qiu fell asleep under the stairs, and was awakened by the hunger in his belly early the next morning.
But the first thing he thought about when he opened his eyes was not breakfast, but to find the director of the police station!
While no one was paying attention, I touched the bulletin board of the police station, found the photo of the chief, and went upstairs after confirming his appearance.
I went door by door, and waited until I found the words of the director's office.
He straightened the messy feathers on his body, and knocked twice on the door with his bird's beak.
"Who is it? Please come in."
Shen Qiufei jumped up and jumped onto the doorknob, and stepped on it vigorously.
Then he flew in and opened his mouth and said, "Hello, Director, I'm here to apply for the job."
The director was making tea for himself, and he was still puzzled when he heard this sound.
When did he still manage to apply for a job?When did the police station start applying again?
As soon as he turned around holding the teacup, he met a purple-blue parrot flying in the air.
If it hadn't been for so many years of being a policeman who has seen everything, the teacup in his hand might not be safe.
The director looked Shen Qiu up and down, obviously he had also heard about the parrot's glorious deeds yesterday.
"You are the parrot that tore down the door of the police lounge. You look very smart."
Shen Qiu cheerfully said thank you for the compliment, and then got down to business.
"Boss! I want to be a police bird! Just keep me!"
"I can be a mediator! I can also catch thieves! I'm so smart and can help a lot!"
The one-meter-long parrot spread its wings and performed a nondescript martial art in the air, "I also want to punch human traffickers and kick murderers! Serve the people and the country!"
The director was overjoyed, "Ideological awareness is very good, if you join the party, you will definitely have a share."
"Where did you learn martial arts?"
"Brother Jackie Chan."
The director was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Movies."
Excited, the parrot performed a difficult backflip, "Yes!"
The director took a sip of tea, "Do you know that you are very smart?"
The big parrot puffed out its chest proudly, "When I was just born, the high priest of the clan said that I am super intelligent! Ordinary parrots can't compare to me!"
"is it?"
The director looked at the parrot left and right, up and down, and felt that it was not as outrageous as Comrade Zuo Yuan said.
It's just a little parrot who is too smart and dreams of being a policeman.
He decided to tease the little parrot again, "Then you are so smart, so you are not afraid that we will take you for research?"
Unexpectedly, when the little parrot heard this, his eyes sparkled with excitement, "I can! Please transform me into a super soldier!"
The director put his hand on his forehead.
Sure, this is an overly clever parrot.
Shaking his head with a laugh, "Okay, okay, I want to be a police bird, right?"
"I don't know your ability now, so it's not appropriate to let you be a police bird rashly. Why don't you work in the police station for a week first, and if you perform well, how about I agree to let you be a police bird?"
"But it's agreed, if you fail to perform, you have to go back with the staff of the Forestry Bureau."
With a coaxing tone, how could Shen Qiu not know what the director was thinking.
But how can he let the director do what he wants!
The reason why I came to the director of the police station today to pretend to be crazy and stupid is to have a legitimate reason to stay in the police station!
He can guarantee it!As long as he can stay at the police station and let them see his abilities, the other party will definitely not think about sending him away again!
Shen Qiu is full of confidence in herself.
I saw the little parrot swearing to himself with an electronic voice that he would keep his promise.
The director stood up and patted his shoulder.
"Come on, little parrot, come on Uncle's shoulder, and I will take you to meet my colleagues."
Purpose achieved!
He didn't see the big parrot all night, Zuo Yuan searched the corridor outside the lounge again as soon as he came to work in the morning, but he couldn't find anything in the end.
Just as he was about to adjust the monitoring, he saw the director walking over slowly holding a cup of tea.
Who is the blue that stands on his shoulder if not the parrot? !
Just say why there are no birds all night!Emotion is to find a bigger backer.
Zuo Yuan sneered in his heart, his eyes flew towards Shen Qiu like cold arrows.
Shen Qiu pretended not to see and flapped his wings.
"Uncle Uncle! I want him to be my partner!"
Zuo Yuan, who had just withdrawn his thoughts, suddenly went dark.
Gritting his teeth, "What did you say!"
The director was a little embarrassed, "It's a bit inconvenient to go out on missions, you see..."
What did Shen Qiu do? If he really had to stay in the police station for a week, he would have to obediently go to the Forestry Bureau after a week.
Raise your wings and swear, "Uncle Director, I promise you! I will never delay my partner's mission! Get in the car and be obedient! Never mess around!"
"If I mess around, you can send me away today!"
The director is still thinking.
Someone called Zuo Yuan's name over there.
"There's an old man over there in Xiangyuan who is on the phone with a scammer. Zuo Yuan, you and Tang Nian are the only ones in the office who are free, go there! Hurry up, they've been on the phone for 10 minutes!"
Upon hearing this, Shen Qiu's eyes lit up and flew outside, shouting while flying.
"Don't worry, Uncle Director! I will never make trouble!"
Zuo Yuan was a second slower, but the task was urgent.
He could only stare at Shen Qiu, beckoning him to be good, then got into the car with Tang Nian, pulled the siren and drove away.
When the car left the director's sight, he looked at Lao Liu who was hiding in the corridor.
"Why are you squatting there, come out."
"I heard that you had contact with this parrot yesterday?"
Lao Liu also took a sip of tea, and the two of them looked like old men walking in the park.
He nodded, "very smart, smart like a human being."
The director laughed, "Indeed, I still knew how to play sloppy with me today. If I hadn't been so sharp-eyed, I would have been deceived. Afterwards, thinking about it, this bird must have deceived me on purpose."
"What are you going to do?"
"Get in touch with the people above later to see if they can check it."
He sneered expressionlessly, "Run, you run, why don't you run?"
"Isn't it fun to run during the day? Isn't it still in my hands now?!"
Shen Qiu: ...
I want to run, but who made me forget that birds are born with night blindness, how can I run!
Although there is light all around, it is very dim. For a parrot, it is too dark to see anything.
It was rare for Shen Qiu, so he didn't let Zuo Yuan sigh and sigh.
"I lost, what do you like?"
Zuo Yuan hehe, quickly ask Tang Nian to find a cardboard box.
But when I found the carton and stared at it, I hissed and thought it was not good.
"It's so thin, this guy will definitely be able to get out, so let's send it to our lounge."
Zuo Yuan's tone carried the joy of getting rid of the annoying spirit.
There are two bunk beds in the police lounge. The space is not too big, but it is more than enough for a parrot.
After turning on the light, Shen Qiu's sight recovered a little bit, watching Zuo Yuan take the lock away and throw him into the house.
People outside locked the door without a trace of nostalgia.
Shen Qiu's heart "slapped" and broke into two halves.
He had already heard Tang Nian's voice calling the Forestry Bureau, so what should be done.
Squatting on the table worriedly, Shen Qiu stared at the door in a daze.
Could it be...he has to go to the Forestry Bureau to be an official bird?
But after thinking about the specifications of the Xiajiang Forestry Bureau...
There are no forests and grasslands around, what can he do as an official bird?Perform acrobatics at the Forest Service.
Do you take it upon yourself to amuse other animals?
Shen Qiu imagined that kind of life, and shook his head very firmly.
No!
He doesn't want to be anything but a police bird in this life!
Flapping its wings and flying to the doorknob, Shen Qiu tried it.
It cannot be opened from the inside.
If you can't open it...
Shen Qiu stared at the frame on the wooden door, he was a little lucky, fortunately this door was not a security door, otherwise he would have to tear down this door today.
Otherwise, they would not be able to escape the life of the Forestry Bureau.
He clicked, and his sharp beak pecked fiercely on the wooden door frame.
With all the strength, a small gap suddenly appeared in the door frame.
Old Yugong could move mountains, but now Shen Qiu can tear down doors!
Located in the police rest room at the corner of the entire police station, the sound of "Duo Duo" came out one after another.
But since this is a period of high incidents of cases, the police at the police station are basically busy, and no one has really discovered Shen Qiu's escape activities.
It was already late at night when the people from the Forestry Bureau arrived, and Zuo Yuan had just returned from a mission outside, and he was exhausted from being busy.
The staff with the Forestry Bureau just walked to the door of the lounge.
He stared at the wide open door in thought.
"Tang Nian, Tang Nian?! If I remember correctly, I locked the parrot here, right!"
Comrade Tang Nian, who was younger than Zuo Yuan, was also lost in thought.
"If... our memory is alright, yes."
"What about the parrot?"
That's a good question...
Two young policemen and a staff member of the Forestry Bureau stood at the door for a long time without being able to speak.
The forestry bureau employee was the first to break the silence, pointing to the wooden door frame that was missing a hole and the lock couldn't be locked at all.
"The parrot probably used its beak to dismantle the wooden door. The parrot's beak is very sharp, and it was easy for him to dismantle the wooden door."
Zuo Yuan's eyes darkened, and his body swayed.
After the forestry bureau staff finished speaking, they were silent for another minute, "How about... your police station should take this parrot away, our forestry bureau probably can't afford this giant Buddha."
Zuo Yuan thought to himself, we can't afford to offer this great Buddha either...
But the parrot could not be found, saying that no matter how many forestry bureaus could take it away, they simply waved their hands and sent away the staff who had rushed twice in a friendly manner.
When I came back, I searched the corridor in my free time, but I couldn't find a single bird feather.
In the end, he waved his hand angrily, "I won't look for it anymore! I'll definitely run out by myself at dawn tomorrow!"
Shen Qiu who was standing behind the stairs nodded as he listened.
He thought to himself, this Zuo Yuan knows himself quite well, he really wants to be a police bird and find a partner and appoint him!
Shen Qiu fell asleep under the stairs, and was awakened by the hunger in his belly early the next morning.
But the first thing he thought about when he opened his eyes was not breakfast, but to find the director of the police station!
While no one was paying attention, I touched the bulletin board of the police station, found the photo of the chief, and went upstairs after confirming his appearance.
I went door by door, and waited until I found the words of the director's office.
He straightened the messy feathers on his body, and knocked twice on the door with his bird's beak.
"Who is it? Please come in."
Shen Qiufei jumped up and jumped onto the doorknob, and stepped on it vigorously.
Then he flew in and opened his mouth and said, "Hello, Director, I'm here to apply for the job."
The director was making tea for himself, and he was still puzzled when he heard this sound.
When did he still manage to apply for a job?When did the police station start applying again?
As soon as he turned around holding the teacup, he met a purple-blue parrot flying in the air.
If it hadn't been for so many years of being a policeman who has seen everything, the teacup in his hand might not be safe.
The director looked Shen Qiu up and down, obviously he had also heard about the parrot's glorious deeds yesterday.
"You are the parrot that tore down the door of the police lounge. You look very smart."
Shen Qiu cheerfully said thank you for the compliment, and then got down to business.
"Boss! I want to be a police bird! Just keep me!"
"I can be a mediator! I can also catch thieves! I'm so smart and can help a lot!"
The one-meter-long parrot spread its wings and performed a nondescript martial art in the air, "I also want to punch human traffickers and kick murderers! Serve the people and the country!"
The director was overjoyed, "Ideological awareness is very good, if you join the party, you will definitely have a share."
"Where did you learn martial arts?"
"Brother Jackie Chan."
The director was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Movies."
Excited, the parrot performed a difficult backflip, "Yes!"
The director took a sip of tea, "Do you know that you are very smart?"
The big parrot puffed out its chest proudly, "When I was just born, the high priest of the clan said that I am super intelligent! Ordinary parrots can't compare to me!"
"is it?"
The director looked at the parrot left and right, up and down, and felt that it was not as outrageous as Comrade Zuo Yuan said.
It's just a little parrot who is too smart and dreams of being a policeman.
He decided to tease the little parrot again, "Then you are so smart, so you are not afraid that we will take you for research?"
Unexpectedly, when the little parrot heard this, his eyes sparkled with excitement, "I can! Please transform me into a super soldier!"
The director put his hand on his forehead.
Sure, this is an overly clever parrot.
Shaking his head with a laugh, "Okay, okay, I want to be a police bird, right?"
"I don't know your ability now, so it's not appropriate to let you be a police bird rashly. Why don't you work in the police station for a week first, and if you perform well, how about I agree to let you be a police bird?"
"But it's agreed, if you fail to perform, you have to go back with the staff of the Forestry Bureau."
With a coaxing tone, how could Shen Qiu not know what the director was thinking.
But how can he let the director do what he wants!
The reason why I came to the director of the police station today to pretend to be crazy and stupid is to have a legitimate reason to stay in the police station!
He can guarantee it!As long as he can stay at the police station and let them see his abilities, the other party will definitely not think about sending him away again!
Shen Qiu is full of confidence in herself.
I saw the little parrot swearing to himself with an electronic voice that he would keep his promise.
The director stood up and patted his shoulder.
"Come on, little parrot, come on Uncle's shoulder, and I will take you to meet my colleagues."
Purpose achieved!
He didn't see the big parrot all night, Zuo Yuan searched the corridor outside the lounge again as soon as he came to work in the morning, but he couldn't find anything in the end.
Just as he was about to adjust the monitoring, he saw the director walking over slowly holding a cup of tea.
Who is the blue that stands on his shoulder if not the parrot? !
Just say why there are no birds all night!Emotion is to find a bigger backer.
Zuo Yuan sneered in his heart, his eyes flew towards Shen Qiu like cold arrows.
Shen Qiu pretended not to see and flapped his wings.
"Uncle Uncle! I want him to be my partner!"
Zuo Yuan, who had just withdrawn his thoughts, suddenly went dark.
Gritting his teeth, "What did you say!"
The director was a little embarrassed, "It's a bit inconvenient to go out on missions, you see..."
What did Shen Qiu do? If he really had to stay in the police station for a week, he would have to obediently go to the Forestry Bureau after a week.
Raise your wings and swear, "Uncle Director, I promise you! I will never delay my partner's mission! Get in the car and be obedient! Never mess around!"
"If I mess around, you can send me away today!"
The director is still thinking.
Someone called Zuo Yuan's name over there.
"There's an old man over there in Xiangyuan who is on the phone with a scammer. Zuo Yuan, you and Tang Nian are the only ones in the office who are free, go there! Hurry up, they've been on the phone for 10 minutes!"
Upon hearing this, Shen Qiu's eyes lit up and flew outside, shouting while flying.
"Don't worry, Uncle Director! I will never make trouble!"
Zuo Yuan was a second slower, but the task was urgent.
He could only stare at Shen Qiu, beckoning him to be good, then got into the car with Tang Nian, pulled the siren and drove away.
When the car left the director's sight, he looked at Lao Liu who was hiding in the corridor.
"Why are you squatting there, come out."
"I heard that you had contact with this parrot yesterday?"
Lao Liu also took a sip of tea, and the two of them looked like old men walking in the park.
He nodded, "very smart, smart like a human being."
The director laughed, "Indeed, I still knew how to play sloppy with me today. If I hadn't been so sharp-eyed, I would have been deceived. Afterwards, thinking about it, this bird must have deceived me on purpose."
"What are you going to do?"
"Get in touch with the people above later to see if they can check it."
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