Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

"Hello, comrade liar, I'm the police. Using false information to lure victims into money transfers is a fraudulent act, and you have..."

Before Zuo Yuan finished speaking, the liar scolded him for being crazy.

"Didn't you say that you are not a human if you lie to others? You son of a bitch!"

Shen Qiu leaned forward and backward with a smile.

"Yes, I am indeed not a human being, I am a parrot, cluck cluck."

He flicked his tongue a few times and made a bird call.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for about ten seconds, and then there was a busy "beep beep".

Tang Nian had covered his mouth for a long time, and he couldn't help covering his stomach and laughing after hanging up the phone.

Thumbs up to Shen Qiubi, "You are really the smartest parrot I've ever seen, such eloquence, even a liar can't match you."

Zuo Yuan glared at him angrily. Tang Nian straightened his police uniform and coughed twice, "However, we don't advocate this kind of behavior. Your behavior is also a fraud and will be punished by law."

Shen Qiufei stood on the door frame, elegantly pecking at the messy feathers.

"But I'm just a little parrot."

Zuo Yuan looked at him with a blank face and a length of nearly one meter with a tail, and sneered silently.

Shen Qiu shrank his neck when he was watched.

Not to mention, although Zuo Yuan is a young policeman, but when he has a straight face, he looks like his captain back then.

Asking the parrot to stand honestly by the side, Zuo Yuan and the old man popularized the dangers of telecom fraud.

"Next time you see a call with an unknown caller ID, don't answer it, you know?"

Mr. Li nodded and handed them fruits, but Zuo Yuan couldn't take them of course.

After asking clearly that the old man did not transfer money to the liar, he was relieved.

The security guard also persuaded, "Old Li, look at how many times you have been cheated in just over a month since you moved here?"

"You buy the ones who come to sell insurance, and you buy the ones who sell health care products. I guess tens of thousands of dollars have been spent in the past month or so! That's all money!"

The security master is really distressed.

But old man Li just smiled and said he must be careful next time.

The security guards hated iron for nothing.

"You always say pay attention! The next time someone comes, you will still buy it! Just buy it and bring them into the house for dinner. Every time you sell it and give it away, you really..."

The security guards can't do it.

When Shen Qiu heard this, he had a guess in his heart, and flapped his wings to attract everyone's attention.

"Grandpa, take your grandson with you. It's a waste of time to take care of your grandson. I guarantee you will never have the chance to buy something from a liar again."

The old man looked at Shen Qiu with loving eyes, but his eyes darkened when he heard this, "The grandson is abroad with his father."

Probably Shen Qiu's act of pretending to be a grandson made the old man really treat him as a grandson.

After saying this, he sighed.

"You see, I live in such a big house by myself and think my son is filial, right? I must be very happy, right?"

"But my son left the country early, and the daughter-in-law he married is also from a foreign country, so he never comes back once a year."

"I used to have a few old guys to talk to in the village, but since my son bought me this house and forced me to move here, I can no longer find anyone to talk to."

The old man's eyes were sparkling, and finally he lowered his head and wiped his tears, and gave a wry smile.

"Although those scammers cheated me of money, I can at least chat with them to pass the time. Otherwise, I really don't know how to live this day and night. I don't know the place... and there is no one to talk to."

Several people were a little stunned when they heard this.

Finally, the security guard patted Old Li on the shoulder, "You can't find someone to talk to and come to me, why are you giving away money for nothing!"

"There are several old guys in our security team. They play chess or something in their free time every day."

"If you don't think chatting with us is fun, go to the square in front and dance with people, or you can also go to the park opposite. There are many old men who play chess and go."

Mr. Li obviously had never met such an enthusiastic person, and he was at a loss for a while.

Waving his hands with red eyes, "Isn't this asking for trouble with you?"

The security guard stared, "It's not troublesome, it's just a matter of talking, I'm not a big man, and it's troublesome to chat with me."

Seeing that the two chatted together, Zuo Yuan talked about the telecom fraud and left.

But before leaving, the old man stopped Zuo Yuan and pointed at Shen Qiu.

"Young man, do you want to sell this parrot?"

Shen Qiu tilted his body and almost fell off Zuo Yuan's shoulder.

Without waiting for Zuo Yuan to open his mouth, he said, "If you don't sell it, you don't sell it! Father, I protect animals! It's illegal to buy it!"

The old man's expression was visibly lost.

Shen Qiu couldn't see the old man like this, the hair on his neck exploded.

"Old man, why don't you go to the flower and bird market to see if there is a parrot that can talk? It will also be someone to talk to when you buy it."

He smacked his lips again, "But someone as smart as me must be hard to find."

The eyes of old man Li, who was still a little lost just now, suddenly lit up.

The security guard also said that he would take old man Li to the flower and bird market for a rest.

The two sides said goodbye, walked out of the unit building, and Shen Qiu flew into the air.

"How about it! Zuo Yuan! It's convenient to take me on a mission! You don't need to talk, I will solve the liar!"

Zuo Yuan sneered, "It's very convenient, so convenient that as long as the other party transfers the money to me, you can be arrested immediately."

Tang Nian also left it aside to gloat.

"Then you will become the first parrot in history to go to jail for fraud, and the dream of a police bird will be shattered."

Shen Qiu glared at him with small eyes, "Didn't it fail in the end?"

Zuo Yuan still had a cold face, Shen Qiu seemed to see the former captain's expressionless face calling for additional training, and immediately flew back to the police car and squatted down.

Speechless all the way.

Back at the police station, just as Shen Qiu got out of the car, he raised his eyes and saw a girl holding a silk banner standing at the door.

Take a closer look, who is it if it's not Luo Qian?

She held a pennant in one hand and a plastic bag in the other and waved to Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu looked intently, and saw that the pennant was written in three rows like couplets.

Written on it: Famous parrot mediator on White Horse Street.

Write: The first police bird in history.

Hengpi: You deserve it!

What's the matter with such a trace of weirdness.

Shen Qiu wanted to rush directly into the case handling hall, but was stopped by Luo Qian.

"Brother Parrot, come quickly! Look at the parrot food I brought you! The most expensive one I bought! Make sure it matches your value!"

Shen Qiu glanced at the bag containing grains in the plastic bag.

He recalled the siu mai he ate in the morning and shook his head.

No, he didn't want to eat any more parrot food after eating siu mai, it looked unpalatable if it was tasteless.

Shen Qiu picked up the bag in disgust, tapped his tongue and said, tilted his head and thought about all kinds of delicacies in his mind, "I want to eat meat!"

Luo Qian's eyes widened, "A macaw is a carnivore?"

Before Shen Qiu could answer, Zuo Yuan came over, "Macaws can only eat a small amount of snails or insects, and the staple food is grains with shells."

He raised his head from the phone screen and grabbed Shen Qiu's paw.

"For the sake of your life, you should eat parrot food honestly."

Then he said thank you to Luo Qian.

"I'll transfer the price of this food to you."

Of course Luo Qian refused to accept it, and finally suggested that she and Shen Qiu take a photo to offset the money.

She was busy with work, and after taking the photo, she stuffed the pennant into Zuo Yuan's arms and left in a hurry.

Zuo Yuan and Shen Qiu glanced at the pennant at the same time, Shen Qiu felt a little disgusted, "Why don't you hide it."

Zuo Yuan squinted at him, "What are you hiding, you should hang it up, so that everyone who comes here knows that there are police birds in our bureau who can only speak well."

Just do what he said, he directly found a space to hang the pennant on the wall of the case handling hall full of pennants.

Shen Qiu walked around to the door and took a look.

It's okay, it's not that conspicuous, it's barely acceptable.

Shen Qiu stayed at the police station like this, went on missions with Zuo Yuan Tangnian during the day, and went back to the police lounge to sleep at night.

The grassroots police stations are full of various disputes, and bringing Shen Qiu and a parrot can help mediate the atmosphere.

Zuo Yuan could clearly feel that the parrot was much more relaxed when trying to persuade the fight, which made him slightly change his view of Shen Qiu, the bird partner.

Three days passed, Shen Qiu had already gotten used to being on missions every day, and this day he received another call.

It's from the bank.

It is said that there is an old man who wants to transfer 10,000+ to an overseas account, but the bank staff refuses to listen, and the other party is still on the phone, which looks like he is talking to a liar.

Zuo Yuan and the others were the only ones in the institute when they received the alarm, so they immediately put on their hats and set off.

Shen Qiu swallowed the siu mai snatched from Zuo Yuan and followed closely.

The bank is on Baima Street, and the police will arrive at their destination in 5 minutes with their whistles honking.

There was a security guard standing at the gate of the bank, and when he saw the police, he rushed forward.

"You guys are here, our staff can hardly persuade us, and we are getting angry inside."

Zuo Yuan frowned and walked in, Shen Qiu stood on his shoulder.

When I got to the lobby, I saw, hey, he was actually an acquaintance.

"Grandpa Li?"

Zuo Yuan shouted hesitantly.

Mr. Li, who was arguing with the staff, turned his head when he heard the voice, and when they saw that it was Shen Qiu, they immediately rushed over in a hurry.

"Officer Zuo, tell these staff quickly! My son is in urgent need of money, please ask me to transfer the money to my son! The other party is really not a liar!"

Seeing that the old man was so anxious that he couldn't breathe, Zuo Yuan hurriedly gave him his breath, making everyone around him disperse with his wink.

"Grandpa Li, don't worry, tell us what's going on first. 10,000+ is not a small amount of money. The staff are all thinking of you."

The old man stomped his feet anxiously, "But this is really something urgent for my son, otherwise how could I be so anxious!"

"Grandpa, calm down, how about you let me chat with the other party?"

Mr. Li hesitated a little, and within a few seconds, a very authentic Mandarin urging voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Uncle Li, Lao Li is waiting to use the money. Why don't you transfer the money to me first and then tell the police? Anyway, I'm here and I won't run away. When Lao Li wakes up, just call him and ask him. "

The old man was a little moved.

Although Shen Qiu didn't hear anything from this conversation, but his intuition told him that something was wrong, he immediately squeezed Zuo Yuan away and rushed into the old man's arms.

"Grandpa! What happened to my dad?!"