I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter33

Take a deep breath, reframe your words, fail, take another breath, reframe your words again...

Gojo Satoru couldn't organize his words for a long while, and even almost couldn't come up with the painting that was presented in front of him at this moment.After the oxygen supply to the brain was finally stabilized, he glanced sharply at his group of students:

"You guys... let the teacher down too much!"

Traitors, traitors, all a bunch of little traitors!They actually joined forces to play him!Let's work together to plant a prairie on his head!

This is saying...

The senior duo is at a loss;

The three little ones in the lower grades were full of stomachs and wanted to spit them back.

Fu Heihui: "You said that you would bless them, and you also supported Senior Goujuan to be proactive."

Sure enough, being emotionally unrestrained and manly, how could it be this man's personality!

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Is the dowry ready? Are you really going to give one billion?"

So, is this dowry given as a teacher or as a predecessor?In the case of the former, the best teacher of the year award in the higher education institution means that you have no chance to run away. In the case of the latter...the world's number one predecessor, awesome, applause!

Yuzu Yuhito vaguely saw the boxes of adult worlds from the shopping bag carried by Gojo Satoru. Although his face was blushing and his heart was pounding, he couldn't help but let out a tiger cry:

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Wutiao, did you actually buy it so quickly? You are so powerful!"

Give a thumbs up to the real hunk who does what he says!

Wutiaowu: "..."

What is this all about!The blessings he sent, the dowry he promised, and the condoms he bought are indeed all his heartfelt wishes for his students as a teacher...

But no one ever told him that his student was dating his ex-girlfriend!

It was his ex-girlfriend who had known each other since he was 17 and fell in love with him. He had fed countless thick dim sum and wave soda for more than seven years!

How can anyone plant grass on the top of their head by themselves!And also actively contribute money and effort!

Who is killing him! ! !

Seeing that Gojo Satoru's face was distorted to the verge of blackening, Fu Heihui directly held the phone screen in front of this person, and the text messages from before were solid evidence, let's see for yourself:

"Didn't you say those words yourself?"

We told you the real situation at the first time, and you are actively giving yourself the green light throughout the whole process, okay!

Gojo Satoru grabbed Fu Heihui's cell phone and stared at the screen one by one...

The big six eyes are full of big doubts? ? ?

This is wrong!The text message he received was obviously not like this!

Immediately took out my mobile phone for comparison, and found that the most important keywords including "Edogawa Ranpo" were either blocked or replaced throughout the process!

At this moment, Osamu Dazai at the side gave full play to the skills of the Onmyoji master, and said in a melodious tone:

"Hey~ Is there any misunderstanding in this? I was still moved by Wujo-kun, your exemplary predecessor, but I still want to thank you for cultivating such an excellent Goujuan-kun. Goujuan-kun will definitely be able to pick you up in the future class, to be an excellent successor...in all aspects, whether it is career or relationship."

Gojo Satoru: "...!!!"

Duel, bandage cats!The one who hurt me is definitely you, a wicked wild cat, you don't have to run away!

"Wow, what a terrifying aura, I don't accept this kind of painful and unsightly death." Osamu Dazai ignored Atsushi Nakajima's advice to pull his sleeves desperately to let him stop, instead holding his cheeks in his hands, The aroma of tea was overflowing and they were yelling for rescuers, "Miss Luanbu, come and save me, your ex-boyfriend is going to kill someone!"

The "front" is deliberately bitten heavily, and the highlight is a past tense.

Wutiaowu: "..."

Shut up! ! !

But this also reminded him, to put aside the matter of settling accounts after autumn, the most urgent thing is... to stop this date as soon as possible!

spine!The teacher failed to figure out after all his calculations, that the Sneaky Cat ran out of the backyard of the high school!

He must write to the principal to add one more school rule to the school-all students in school are not allowed to fall in love!

Talk about love!study well!Conjurers don't need love!

In short, let's go into the store and separate the two people from the left to the right!

Gojo Satoru entered aggressively...

Gojo Satoru came out aggressively again...

Gojo Satoru: "???"

What, what's going on... Try again?

Going in aggressively again, coming out aggressively again, the whole process is like copying and pasting.

Cold, calm down... Gojo Satoru forced himself to regain his senses, calmed down, and saw clearly what was going on in this weird situation.

Who is harming him again! ! !

His six eyes could not discern the problem, which meant that there was no magic power at work.Then, the special power that may exist on the scene at this moment is the supernatural power of the people from the Armed Detective Agency!

He glanced sharply at the four members of the Armed Detective Agency... Dr. Xie Ye is a healing berserker, ignore it; Assassins are not qualified and are also ruled out.

Then all that's left is...

Although the process reasoning was problematic, the result was correct after all. Tanizaki Junichiro, who was stared at by death, quickly dodged behind his colleague Routan, and did not forget to grab the sleeve of Osamu Dazai who was still doing things... Mr. Dazai !stop!Hurry up and stop!

However, Dazai Osamu, who had no intention of stopping at all, continued to call for help with a high-pitched voice:

"Miss Luanbu—! Not good, your ex-boyfriend is going to kill again and again!"

If you start the killing ring, you will be the first to be buried! ! !

Gojo Satoru desperately restrained himself from using a big move and directly flattened the past...Calm, cool, calm, and can't be led by the nose by this cunning wild cat in a state of rage, there must be other ways to get rid of this phantom power breakout.

Um?That is……

The six eyes keenly caught a low-level spell spirit in the dessert shop in front of it. It was a fourth-level spell spirit that was all-pervasive but weak enough to be ignored, but it could play the role of a guide at this moment.

Although the phantom ability can confuse his vision, it can't cover up the existence of the magic spirit, and no amount of magic power can escape the insight of his eyes.

Very good, just wait!

Wujo Gou calmed down the overly intense aura on his body, and put away all the spells in his body, adjusting himself to a normal state of ordinary people.Firstly, he didn't want his appearance to alarm that low-level curse spirit, and he needed that curse spirit as a guide; secondly...one was his student, the other was his first girlfriend, he couldn't hit anyone, he couldn't Hit people, don't hit people! ! !

"Teacher Wutiao, are you okay?" Fu Heihui couldn't help asking.

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth word by word in a calm tone and replied: "I, very, well, no, see, see, I, now, here, very, hidden, forbearance?"

Fu Heihui: "...", how could you bear that distorted expression now!

……

In the dessert shop——

Gou Juanji fell into tangled thinking about serious adult love issues, and what made him recover from his thinking was——

There is a curse!

Raised his head suddenly, aimed at the direction of the curse spirit, when he saw that the curse spirit was trying to get close to Edogawa Ranpo's back, he leaned forward without hesitation, stood up, and launched a direct attack towards the back of Edogawa Ranpo. Mantra:

"Go away-!!!"

However, this time I haven't had time to worry about whether my "rude" behavior will misunderstand Edogawa Ranpo. A more worrying issue is...

"Paji—!" There was a loud noise, and something that had just entered the store was heavily glued to the store door.

Edogawa Ranpo turned his head calmly, and looked at the white mosaic that was slapped on the door:

"Hey, was there a white sea lion flying just now?"