I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter34

In an embarrassing scene, when the protagonist of the embarrassment is me again, how should I resolve the embarrassment?

Of course, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

Gojo Satoru stood up calmly, as if the person who was thrown to the door just now was someone else, and put on the usual pose of Lao Tzu's number one in the world, and looked at the two in front of him with the height difference of dimensionality reduction strike:

"This is really a fortuitous encounter. I didn't expect that 27-year-old Ms. Edogawa would actually meet someone ten years younger than me..."

Edogawa Ranpo still maintained a leisurely posture with one hand on his chin, he didn't even bother to move, and directly interrupted the opponent's bad mouth spell:

"It's okay, the impact just now was so hard... Ah, I mean glass, this glass door is newly customized by the store manager."

...Obviously I am much more valuable than glass!Shouldn't I be worried about whether I have a broken bone?

Gojo Gojo desperately restrained his soaring blood pressure, and used his long-term experience in fighting Edogawa Ranpo to calm down his fury...Calm down, calm down, take your time, or she will lead you away by the nose again. And she is a guy who likes to ignore her surroundings and insist on talking to herself!

Continuing with what I originally wanted to say:

"It's really..."

"Your trousers just hung on the doorknob, and there seems to be a hole."

Edogawa Ranpo continued to interrupt the other party's singing quite naturally, squinting his eyes and smiling even more teasingly.

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

Subconsciously, he stretched out his hand to cover his back, and then heard a sneer.

I saw Edogawa Ranpo who turned around and sat on the chair with his hands on the back of the chair, his head cutely resting on his arms, and said with a smile:

"Ah, I misread it. It's the paint on the door handle that hasn't dried yet. The store manager put up a special sign to remind you to press the electric button when opening the door from the inside... Really, I thought Gojo Satoru you were wearing red fat times , I want to praise you for your taste."

Looking at the red paint that was also stained on the finger behind which he just touched, Gojo Satoru: "..."

...He seriously suspected that the series of his encounters today, including the red paint on his 30 yen pants, were all calculated by her!

You can see what this person is thinking at a glance, Edogawa Ranpo stubbornly said that she has no evil intentions, Maomao is innocent.jpg:

"It has nothing to do with me. I've been sitting here without moving a bit~ Don't try to blackmail me!"

Gojo Satoru returned with a forbearable smile.jpg...Very well, it was you who plotted. Although I have no evidence, it is definitely because you have no chance to escape!

In a situation where you can't use force to solve the problem... only a fool will fight Edogawa Ranpo Bunto!He wouldn't be determined to hit Edogawa Ranpo's head head-on... Isn't there another party involved!

"Ji, shouldn't you explain to the teacher what's going on?"

Gojo Satoru turned to look at his student... Thorn!You are really the teacher's pro-student! At the age of 17, you even have the same love aesthetics as your teacher when you were 17!

Gou Juanji looked blankly at his teacher who was in a state of "forbearance", or he was completely dumbfounded since Wu Tiao's teacher suddenly appeared and "ruined" his date... Yes, it was because he behaved too badly during the date , Teacher Wutiao can't stand it anymore, so come to guide on site?

No, no, I always feel that at this moment, the three of us are together... I seem to be the extra one? !

Seeing Gou Makiji being questioned, Edogawa Ranpo took the lead in speaking:

"There's nothing to explain, Gojo Satoru, didn't you watch the live broadcast through the camera?"

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the panda who was standing aside and continued to play the doll.

Panda: "...", so it was revealed from the beginning! ! !

And as soon as this remark came out, Gojo Satoru understood everything in an instant... He was about to be laughed out of anger!

"It turns out that I couldn't receive the live broadcast signal, and the text messages between Hehui and the others were tampered with, all of which were designed by you."

Once he recalled what he sent in his text messages... Let's restart this world! ! !

Edogawa Ranpo could definitely guess the content of his text messages, at that time she was definitely laughing at him in her heart!Absolutely laughing, right!

Edogawa, who was questioned, was not in a hurry, and he was even in the mood to continue eating the little cake he hadn't finished:

"Dating is a very important youthful memory, especially the first date. If you are watched live, it will no longer be your own youthful past. How can it be. After all, it is unforgivable to take away the youth of young people Behavior, don’t you think so, Teacher Gojo Satoru?”

Wutiaowu: "..."

Being hit back by what I said, double crit.

In the state of residual blood, it is not suitable to fight again.

Sometimes, a retreat is also an offense... Solve the internal problems first!

"Let's go, Ji, I'm going back, and today's date is over." Gojo Satoru showed the posture of a feudal parent, and could not help but knock off this pair of evil. The cp of the religion was sticking at the embryonic stage, "Ji, listen to the teacher , what you need is love, not maternal love, you have to find a girl who can really bring you youthful love."

The few people who were shocked by the word "maternal love"...

Panda: "..." Well, I seem to have heard something incredible, I don't know anything, I'm just a doll, um!

Edogawa Ranpo: "!!!", are you laughing at my age? You bastard Wutiaogui!You are two years older than me!

Dog Juanji: "Muyuhua! Mustard greens!", he didn't dislike Miss Edogawa's age!Absolutely not!

Gojo Satoru took it for granted:

"Master's wife's love is about equal to a kind of mother's love!"

Well, there's nothing wrong with his choice of words!

Dog Juanji: "...?!", teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher's wife? !Isn't Mr. Wujo's girlfriend a virtual paper figure in a video game? !

Ranpo Edogawa, who was "married" by the "husband and wife", suddenly went crazy, but his cheeks turned red unconsciously, and the famous detective with quick thinking and eloquence even started to tie his words:

"You, you, what nonsense are you talking about---!!! First of all, we have nothing to do with each other now! Secondly, although you were my boyfriend in the past, he was not your student at that time... So, So, your statement is not valid! You can’t even use words, how do you teach students, you haven’t passed the teacher qualification certificate yet, right!”

Just when Gojo Satoru instinctively opened his mouth to fight back, the quarrel between elementary school chickens that had been staged countless times in the past was about to reappear...

"Teacher! No way!"

All the students squatting outside suddenly rushed in, and the two muscular factions of Knotabagi Youruhito and Chanyuan Maki were even ready to hold him down at any time.

Knotweed Youren persuaded with emotion and reason:

"Teacher! I know you are very angry now, but no matter how angry you are, you can't take revenge in this way! Tie Miss Ranbu to get married, and then forcefully adopt a dog to rape seniors, so as to turn the love that could have been achieved into maternal love... This It's a tragedy, it's a tragedy! Teacher, please be sober!"

Just now when they heard Osamu Dazai's real-time translation outside the store, and saw the irritating expressions on the faces of the parties involved in the store, they felt that they had to stop it, and they couldn't run all the way towards tragedy like this!

Love really can make people go crazy!

Wujo Wu: "...?!", what is this all about? !Although this kind of script is very exciting, but is he that kind of person!You should be sober!

And what finally caused the current crazy development to press the pause button was——

"Ranbu, what's going on here?"

Another person walked into the store, and when a voice that was not harsh but inexplicably tinged with majesty sounded, the whole place fell silent.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at the scene before him inexplicably.

After learning from Kunikida Doppo that Edogawa Ranpo dressed up carefully today to go on a date, on the one hand, he was gratified that Ranpo was willing to try a new relationship and turn the past completely... Let Ranpo A person who prepares such a date carefully and pays so much attention must be a very good and reliable person.On the other hand, sure enough, I'm still a little worried.

He just took a look, pretending to pass by outside the store, just take a look, just take a look...

Why is the date still this person? !

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at Gojo Satoru who was surrounded by a group of high school students with unspeakable surprise.

Gojo Satoru was also a little panicked... He wasn't ready to reunite with his father-in-law now!I haven't found a cat that can only be licked by my father-in-law!

Even Edogawa Ranpo was flustered for a while: "President, President, why did you come here..."

And in the next second, he quickly deduced the cause and effect of the incident, and immediately turned his head to stare at Osamu Dazai who was walking in from the store at the moment... Dazai!How dare you fuck me!

Osamu Dazai smiled back from the air... Who told Miss Ranpo that you would automatically lose your wits as soon as you met Gojo-kun?Hey, I found the great artifact to defeat Miss Ranpo.

Immediately afterwards, Osamu Dazai threw the shopping bag in his hand towards Gojo Satoru:

"Gojo-kun, don't forget what you brought, didn't you prepare it specially for this date?"

Gojo Satoru subconsciously reached out to catch the bag, and at the moment he caught it, the bottom of the shopping bag "coincidentally" broke...

All kinds of safety (beep——) condoms fell all over the floor.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "!!!"

Gojo Satoru: "...!"

Fu, Uncle Fukuzawa... Okay, let's listen to his explanation first...