I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter32

In the dessert shop——

Just now he recovered from the surprise that the girl in front of him seemed to be the same age as him, but was actually almost a round older than him. After calming down for a while, Gou Juanji wanted to say that it was okay, age was not a problem...

Edogawa Ranpo was the first to speak, and continued to delve into the topic just now:

"Although it's a bit troublesome to explain, I'll just say it straight. My guardian hopes that I can seriously consider blind dates from now on. Although I have never considered going on blind dates before, it is not completely unacceptable. And since it is a blind date relationship, the relationship is established with the purpose of marriage, can you accept the possibility of marrying me now, little brother Goujuan?"

The seventeen-year-old dog, Curly Thorn, was stunned by this wave of even more astonishing verbal bombardment.

Knot, knot, marry...

Let's just talk about marriage...

As a 17-year-old high school student, this kind of distant thing is really, too exciting for him.

Is this adult love?

At this moment, Gou Juanji deeply felt that Mr. Wutiao's love counseling was completely useless... because Mr. Wutiao, your methods are purely about pure love!

Sure enough, those who play the virtual girlfriend game are pure love fighters!

Outside the dessert shop——

Osamu Dazai, the gold-medal lip language translator, joyfully live broadcasted the latest progress:

"Wow, these two people are already discussing the issue of marriage. By the way, is Goujuan-kun full? If not, I'm afraid I have to wait a little longer to apply for marriage at the district office, but it's okay to get engaged first." No problem~"

Recalling the date of birth of Xiagou Juanji, Yi Gu Youtai replied subconsciously:

"His birthday is in October, and he will have to wait another half a year."

Chanyuan Maki almost punched the male student next to her with a punch... You really answered!You have really thought about this question seriously!Yigu Youta, don't you practice pure love?This kind of pure love who just met for the second time is getting married and going straight to the home run of the adult world!

Yigu Yuta dodges this orangutan fist (crossed out) attack in time:

"...But if you can progress to this point after only meeting twice, it is also a kind of destiny, right?"

Chanyuan Maki: "...", open your big eyes surrounded by dark circles!Remove the pure love filter!

And the three little ones on the other side frantically sent the last "kind reminder" to Gojo Satoru in Tokyo who seemed to have gone crazy.

Mr. Wutiao, have you been kidnapped or stolen? ! !

……

In a convenience store in Tokyo——

[Those two people are already discussing the issue of marriage! 】

Regarding the rapid progress as if riding a jet rocket, even Gojo Satoru couldn't help saying... Oh, oh!

Today's young people, too, are too efficient.

Ji, the teacher misunderstood you, thinking that you are the kind of rookie Bronze who blushes when looking at girls, but I didn't expect you to be such an exciting macho king!

If the teacher was half as brave as you when you were your age, he would probably be thinking about where to buy a school district house by now!

Gojo Satoru felt that his blood was excited by the young people, and while replying to the text message quickly, he urged the cashier of the convenience store to quickly settle the bill:

"Hurry up, hurry up, please! My student is now facing an important juncture in his life, and I must support him immediately, there is no delay!"

The cashier who was counting the number of safety (beep——) sets in this shopping basket: "..."

What kind of support actually needs to carry so many safety (beep——) sets to go!I always feel that I am not a serious teacher!Do you want to call the police?

……

[Have you already directly discussed getting married!?Then, how much dowry should I prepare? Is one billion enough? ! 】

Looking at the latest reply message on the phone screen, the three little ones felt as if their souls had been sublimated: "..."

What the hell is this? ? ? ! ! !

Your one billion dowry was given to the students as a teacher, or as a former boyfriend to your ex-girlfriend! ! !

Are they crazy or Gojo Satoru is crazy! ! !

Or the world just went crazy! ! !

Just when the three of them were about to discuss the philosophical question of "Is it me or the world that is crazy", the next moment——

"I'm here! How about it? Is it too late? Thorn hasn't rushed directly to the step of opening the door to the adult world!"

A white-haired man wearing sunglasses suddenly parachuted into the bushes where a crowd was camping... Oh, and he was carrying a bag of condoms of various specifications and flavors that he just bought in his hand.

After realizing the convenience store, Wujo teleported directly, and rushed to the place where the students gathered as quickly as possible.

It's just that I haven't had time to get the answers from the students...

"Eh?"

I found that not only my own students were squatting in the bushes, but also four faces I just met in Karuizawa not long ago, especially the leader...

"Yo, Gojo-kun, what a coincidence to meet again." Osamu Dazai smiled and greeted the man who suddenly arrived by air, with a cheerful and familiar look.

Why are people from the Armed Detective Agency here? !

While Wujo Satoru was confused, he also sounded the first-level alarm when he saw this "bandaged wild cat" in his eyes.

Dazai Osamu did not give Gojo Satoru a chance to react, and pointed directly at the French window of the dessert shop, with a very unhappy smile on his face:

"Look over there~"

Looking in the direction of the finger, after seeing what kind of peerless painting was framed by the French windows of the dessert shop in front of him, Gojo Wu's brain and six eyes shut down together.

At that moment, he felt as if he had been hit by the boundless space in his domain.

At that moment, countless information bombarded his brain like an endless stream of meteorites, bang non-stop in his brain——! bong——! bong——!

The information that bombarded him even formed a weird picture——

In the traditional Japanese garden, the wedding was going on, and there was a happy atmosphere everywhere.

The newlyweds dressed in black and white came together, and he was unanimously elected as the best witness by all the guests present, standing in the most conspicuous position to welcome the couple.

The one in black is his student, and the one in white is his first girlfriend.

Amid the applause, he presided over the wedding with a smile and sent blessings to the two... What a ghost!How can it be!

Anyone who dares to come to this wedding must not run away!

Destroy it, this world! ! !

what--! ! !