I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter31

In the dessert shop, two ordered fruit millefeuilles were served by the clerk.

"Try it. I highly recommend this fruit mille-feuille." Ranpo Edogawa was holding his favorite cake in this store. When he saw the dessert, the smile on his face made people think Hu Keai couldn't think of anything else to sigh, "I didn't expect you, a person who hasn't been to Yokohama very much, to be able to find one of the best dessert shops in Yokohama all at once."

The dog curly spine is also a little surprised. Edogawa Ranpo is a frequent customer of this store, and the clerk looks very familiar.

However, he just chose the right place for a date... Thank you, Gojo-sensei!

"Miss Luanbu hasn't been here for a while. The last time I came was when a crime happened in the store. I really thank Miss Luanbu for taking the initiative. She caught the culprit at a glance. It's amazing!"

As soon as the clerk saw Ranpo Edogawa, pink bubbles appeared all over her body like a fan girl, and then she leaned close to Ranpo Edogawa's ears, smiling all the aunts who had discovered the big gossip, quietly said:

"This little milk dog brother who is dating today is not bad, Miss Luanbu, I will give you a free limited-edition couple milk tea in the store later, how about it?"

Hearing these words, Edogawa Ranpo just smiled and said nothing, then turned his head slightly in a natural manner, and looked at the panda standing there with a different smile:

"I like that giant panda doll, can I ask the store manager if I can buy it and take it away?"

Hearing this, the panda who was playing as a doll and the dog Jujiji who heard that his classmate was going to be bought away were both shocked... This can't happen! ! !

The panda tried to keep his expression unchanged: "...", no, a panda is a panda, not for sale!How can you make such a willful request!

"If Miss Luanbu likes it, just give it to Miss Luanbu directly! The store manager will definitely agree!" The clerk immediately asked the store manager for instructions happily.

The panda that was indeed no longer for sale, but was given away for nothing: "...", Ji, hurry up and think of a way!Otherwise we can no longer happily go to school together!

Dog Curly Thorn: "...", no, it doesn't matter, you are so huge, she can't move you!So, big mustard!

At this moment, outside the store——

Osamu Dazai performed lip translation in real time:

"Miss Luanbu just ordered another couple's milk tea from the clerk. Hey, I really took the initiative today. Miss Luanbu, it seems that I am very satisfied with Goujuan-kun."

As soon as she heard the word "couple milk tea", Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei desperately suppressed her desire to scream:

"The speed of hitting the base is too fast!"

This, this, this, I am afraid that the scene of first base will be directly staged in public in a short while? !

"Eh? You don't believe my lip translation, so why don't you see if the clerk will serve couple milk tea for a while? If my translation is correct, will the beautiful Nazaki-san die with me..."

Just when Osamu Dazai was about to send out an invitation to die in love, Yosano Akiko who was on the side gave a timely hatchet warning to stop it.

...This girl is underage, we don't want to go get you in the police station, Dazai.

Fu Heihui silently sent a text message to Gojo Satoru with fast hands——

[Teacher Wutiao, Miss Ranbu ordered milk tea for couples as soon as she came up]

He still doubted that the manly and generous reply just now was sent by Gojo Satoru while he was being kidnapped...

The manly and magnanimous Gojo Satoru or something, it's a lie!

Three seconds later, in the office of the high school, Wutiao Wu watched the newly received live broadcast message [Mr. Wutiao, Senior Goujuan ordered couple milk tea as soon as he came up], his eyes lit up immediately, and he was so excited that he was spinning Spin around in the seat.

Ji this kid is quite good at it!It just needs to be proactive!As expected of his student, he has the demeanor of his back then!

Compared with this, he was too reserved when he sent Luanbu a box of white sea lion dolls back then, he had to directly express his desire to become lovers like this!

Ah, the new generation of young people is different, young is good.

Gojo Satoru was also replying on the phone——

[Let Thorn boldly rush forward!You have to be braver than the teacher back then!Now is the time for students to surpass their teachers! 】

The trio of high school and low grade who watched this reply message were so shocked that they couldn't utter a word for a long time, and couldn't even form an interjection.

... I'm afraid this person is crazy!Are you crazy by being stimulated? You are definitely crazy by being stimulated!

And the senior duo was engrossed in the progress of the store, and couldn't help urging the lip translator Osamu Dazai to hurry up, hurry up!Please be sure to implement simultaneous interpretation!

In the store——

Edogawa Ranpo held the fork in his hand, and happily ate the cakes on the plate bit by bit.

But Gou Juanji was a little cautious for a while, how should I start the topic... He really has no experience in chatting with girls.

At this time, he thought of the surprise dating counseling that Mr. Wutiao gave him, and also thought that Mr. Wutiao had reliably chosen the right date place... Sure enough, even if he played the virtual girlfriend game, he could accumulate love experience.

So, just follow what Teacher Wutiao said?

However, before Gou Juanji wants to express his thoughts...

"How about it, do you think the cake here is sweet?" Edogawa Ranpo suddenly spoke first.

Eh?Shouldn't this be his line, the topic he wants to bring up?The dog curly spine was a little caught off guard, and nodded subconsciously:

"Salmon."

I saw Edogawa Ranbu resting his elbows on the table, resting his cheek with one hand, and deftly turning a small fork between his other fingers, squinting his eyes and smiling like a sly kitten, the corners of his lips were stained with cream It seems to have added cat whiskers:

"Brother Dog Roll, you are sweeter than cake."

Dog Curly Thorn: "!!!"

Pickled caviar!Muscles!

Obviously, Gojo-sensei also demonstrated similar words back then, but the effect of Gojo-sensei and Ms. Edogawa's words... is really completely different!

No, no, this should be the line he prepared, why was it preempted again?Well, then he can still talk...

"Little brother Goumaki, you have never had a girlfriend, um, I can see that." Edogawa Ranpo once again said the lines prepared by Goumakiji after receiving training in the five love counseling classes.

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

Da, Okabe, he also has other topics prepared with the help of Wutiao teacher...

"As for me, I have dated a boyfriend in the past... Well, forget it, don't mention it." Edogawa waved his hand in disorder, with a look of blowing away the existence of his ex-boyfriend, and then said bluntly Zhiji said, "Little brother Goujuan, you like me, right?"

Dog Curly Thorn: "!!!"

If it was just the base of the ears that were red before, then as soon as he said this, the whole face of Goujuanji suddenly turned red and turned into a drunken shrimp that seemed to be smoking.

He, he, he, what should he say...

Teacher Wutiao, come and help him!

I was completely unprepared for such an answer!

Edogawa ranbo folded his hands and rested on his chin, his expression became serious but still revealing a little cunning, and he continued to speak bluntly:

"Because I had a failed love experience in the past, and I am already a mature adult at the age of 27, so I have to look at romantic relationships maturely from the perspective of an adult. Can you integrate into the adult love world? , little brother?"

Goujuanji blinked his eyes and didn't say anything for a while, and was shocked for a while...

27 years old? !

Outside the store——

Simultaneous interpreter Osamu Dazai:

"Miss Ranbu just asked Goujuan-kun if she wants to fast-forward to the adult world. Her last boyfriend was terrible, and I hope Goujuan-jun can satisfy her. Ah, if Goujuan-san nods, say Maybe I can be taken to experience the love of adults soon~"

After translation...

All the high school students were dumbfounded, unable to recover from such an indiscriminate bombardment... It's only been a few minutes since the date!Is it about to hit a home run?

Look at the face of the dog curly thorn in the glass window, which is already red and smoldering...

Thorn/Dog roll senior!clam down!Sober, sober!

Yi Guyoutai desperately held Zenyuan Maki who wanted to rush in and squeeze out the innocent male classmates.

"Maki, calm down, the date over there is not over yet..."

"Do you have to wait until the end to pick up people! Do you pick up people with cooked red bean rice!"

Zenyuan Maki is completely irritable... How can this kind of woman be a good woman who invites her to do things for grown-ups as soon as she starts dating!That cute appearance is simply the biggest deception, a deception!Ji, don't be confused, this may be a fairy dance!

The trio in the lower grades were so crazy that they felt that the world was magical, and the fastest-handed Knotweed Yujin even grabbed the phone, and sent a message to Gojo Satoru when he tapped the keyboard with his fingers so fast that the afterimage was lost——

[Mr. Wujo!Miss Ranpo invited Senior Goujuan to do adult things!It's the kind of grown-up thing!what to do! 】

In the high school office, Wujo Satoru, who was on-line with the wild cats online, while paying attention to the progress of the student's date remotely, looked at the newly received text message of the live report——

[Mr. Wujo!Senior Goujuan's new girlfriend is going to do adult things with him now!It's the kind of grown-up thing!what to do! 】

Seeing this news, Gojo Satoru, who was sitting on the swivel chair, jumped up on the spot and uttered a meow as if his tail had been stepped on!

Now, have all the young people now opened up to this point! ! !Love at first sight and home run at second sight? !

Could it be... is he really old? !

Is this the youth of a new generation of young people? !

What, what should I do, Ji, teacher, I have no experience in this area either!Are you finally going to surpass the teacher?

No, as a competent and conscientious teacher, there are still things you can do!

[Let Ji don't be impulsive, the teacher will help him buy an (beep——) condom!Immediately send it over after buying it!Safety measures must be done well!Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the teacher is here! 】

After typing and sending it, Gojo Satoru immediately rushed out of the office and went straight to the convenience store.

Ann, Ann (beep——) set or something, he has never used it in actual combat!No experience!

Moreover, what to do, he doesn't know which one is suitable for the spines... He might as well have one of various specifications and flavors, there is always a suitable one!

……

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency Office—

The moment the office door was opened, Kunikida Doppo, who was arranged by his colleagues to be on duty today, was shocked and sat upright, but still couldn't hide his nervousness:

"President, President, what's the matter?"

Seeing Kunikida Doppo alone in the whole office, Fukuzawa Yukichi was even more puzzled.

"Kunikida, you shouldn't be on duty today... Forget it, what's going on here? Where did Ranpo go?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi handed over the phone, and the screen displayed the latest tweets from the detective agency official he had just scanned.

Although the detective agency said that it would accept commissions at any time, he never asked its members to take the initiative to work overtime on weekends to accept commissions. Of course, the more important question is... why is Ranpo dressed in this way in this photo, and also Put on makeup?

According to his understanding of Edogawa Ranpo, this is definitely not normal!

In the face of the president's questioning, the honest man Kunikida Doppo finally couldn't resist the question of conscience, and confessed truthfully:

"Miss Ranpo, she... went on a date!"

In my heart, I yelled at my partner who is a monster every day... Dazai, you bastard, didn’t you say that Miss Ranpo’s date today should be kept secret from the president? Time to send it out!

Yukichi Fukuzawa:

"Dating?!"