I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter30

"Stop, stop, stop, don't do it anymore, it's so troublesome..."

"Wait a minute, it will be ready soon...Look, how is it, it's super cute."

Yosano Akiko finally put down the curling iron in her hand, and pushed Edogawa Ranpo, who had been well-styled by herself, to the front of the mirror, so that she could see the result.

Today's Edogawa Ranpo no longer wears the cloak-style detective uniform that he often wears, but was carefully selected by the girls of the detective agency in a sweet and rustic British style.A light-colored shirt with a striped tie is paired with a dark-colored high-waisted plaid skirt, brown Chelsea boots revealing the edges of cashmere socks of the same color, and a loose windbreaker is worn outside.The usually disheveled black semi-long hair was also curled with a curling iron, and a casual and sweet beret was worn on the head.

Yosano Akiko even took out cosmetics to give a face to the famous detective lady, and put the death Barbie pink lipstick on someone else's face, and put it on this fair and tender face...it's so cute!

Edogawa Ranpo, who couldn't tell her actual age at all, was dressed up like this, and she was a 17-year-old female high school student.

The girls of the Butei Club looked at the masterpiece with satisfaction, and they were about to shed tears of joy... What should I do, I suddenly want to spoil her forever and ever with Miss Ranpo Lily!

Miss Luanpo is number one in the world!High season!

However, Edogawa Ranpo, who was the person involved, pulled the plaid skirt rather awkwardly. She seldom wears skirts, and she always feels very uncomfortable and weird.There are also these cosmetics on the face, which are very annoying, especially things like mascara, I really want to wipe them off.

Cosmetics...

Looking at the cosmetics on the table, I couldn't help but think of her ex who was full of tricks. He gave her all kinds of wonderful gifts, but he never gave her the most common cosmetics that boyfriends give to girlfriends. The reason is——

[Anyway, Luanbu, you never wear makeup. You probably don’t even have a clue about the color of lipstick. Instead of giving these things that you definitely don’t need, it’s better to give you a big bottle of soda with various flavors. What about the gift bag~]

It's true to say so, but it's uncomfortable to see his self-righteous look. It just so happens that April Fool's Day is coming up that year, so she will give him an April Fool's Day surprise.

[Wujo Wu!what have you been doing!Explain, you explain to me! 】

She held up a shirt with a bright lipstick stain on the neckline to him, and angrily asked him to explain.

Seeing his panic-stricken look of scrambling for justice, she tried her best to hold back a laugh in her heart.

【I don't!I did nothing!Yes, yes, Ranpo, hurry up and use super reasoning, once you use super reasoning, you will know everything, and you will definitely understand that I was framed by someone!That's right, I was definitely framed! 】

[The famous detective said it, the super reasoning of the famous detective is invalid for you!Well, are you doing this kind of thing without telling me because I can't use hyper-reasoning on you? 】

[I said I didn't!I swear by the Kikufu I bought today! 】

Gojo Satoru directly took out the bag he had just bought, Kikufuku, to show his loyalty and swear, then he noticed something, took a few steps closer, squinted his eyes and looked at the lipstick marks on the shirt, and the corner of his mouth raised a sly look radian.

[Wow, why does this lipstick mark look more and more like the shape of your lips in Ranbu, um... Smell it, it seems to have a milky smell of popcorn, did someone eat a big bucket of popcorn today? of it?Hey, it turns out that the little cat who framed me is right in front of my eyes~]

[It's... it's not...! 】

[Whether there is, let me taste it and then I will know~]

While speaking, Gojo Satoru directly bent down, snatching the sweet taste of milk and honey in the girl's mouth.

After finally tasting enough, he was finally willing to let go of the famous detective who failed in the prank. He looked at the famous detective's little red face that had been kissed a little hypoxic and flushed with satisfaction, and lightly tapped the pink lips with his fingers. There is still a little red pigment left on the petals.

[Sure enough, I'm not good at cosmetics at all, I can't even remove makeup, next time I have to be safe, detective, but if you really can't remove it, let me do it for you~]

As soon as the words were finished, Gojo Satoru suddenly moved closer, and rubbed heavily on the tender lips that had already been kissed by him a few times.

【alright!Now it’s time to remove makeup~]

Before the famous detective whose brain was stuck for a while and needed to cool down and restart, Gojo Satoru sat back on the single sofa behind him, and raised his chin pretending to be angry, conveying that I am very angry, come quickly Coax my signal.

Ranpo Edogawa, who was exposed as a prankster, was not embarrassed either. He just swooped down on his boyfriend with a cat, kissed him on the mouth, and begged for mercy with a sweet smile on his face.

[Wu, Happy April Fool's Day! 】

【Eh?How can you use an April Fool's Day as an excuse to offset it? Not enough!I was very hurt just now, how could I be the kind of scum who sees things differently! 】

【Then what do you want...】

Looking at the little black cat rubbing against his chest, trying to pass the test with coquettish cuteness, although he was already shouting AWSL in his heart and trying to restrain his nosebleed, but what he must do at this time... must be Seize the opportunity to benefit yourself!

[Hand over the lipstick! 】

Gojo Satoru took the lipstick handed in by his girlfriend, and then applied various smears on those two lips that were so tender that they couldn't do it.

After appreciating it and appreciating it, he stretched out his finger and pointed to his cheek.

[Kiss me, kiss me, here! 】

Then I saw the little black cat in his arms hugging his neck, and gave him a rare obedient kiss at the place he designated.

【Not enough, not enough, there is still here~】

【Ah, and, and, here too! 】

In the end, Gojo Satoru went to work at the High School of Conjuration with high spirits and complacency, with lipstick marks all over his face.

That's right, a loving kiss to a girlfriend is a man's badge of honor!He just wants to show the medals all over his face to those poor solo mothers in the high school, hahaha!

How~ how~ a person with a girlfriend is amazing!And my girlfriend is super cute and smart and loves me!

Who told you... none of you~

Alas, alas, Qihai, Qihai, don't go so fast!You haven't counted how many lipstick marks I have on my face~

……

"Miss Ranpo, Miss Ranpo!"

The voices calling for him around him sounded again and again, making Edogawa Ranpo withdraw from his thoughts of recalling the past.

"Miss Ranbu, look at the camera~"

Hearing this voice, Edogawa Ranpo turned his head subconsciously.At the source of the sound, Dazai Osamu's camera lens was facing him, capturing this moment of looking back.

Looking at this captured photo, Osamu Dazai is quite satisfied:

"How about using this one for the next official promotional photo?"

Edogawa Ranpo also came over to watch:

"But this one looks so dazed to me, I'll take it after I'm done posing, Dazai!"

"Where is it~ These are clearly wise eyes, Miss Luanbu! Or... Miss Luanbu was thinking about something when she was in a daze just now~"

"No! Dazai, don't guess!"

"Okay, okay, Miss Ranpo, it's time for you to go." Yosano Akiko said in time, indicating that it was getting late, "If you don't hurry up, the train you calculated the time will be late. .”

Finally, after taking care of himself again, Edogawa Ranpo was ready to set off, but before going out, he looked back at Dazai Osamu:

"Dazai, you are not allowed to make trouble outside the plan!"

Osamu Dazai, who was "warned" by his predecessors, repeatedly expressed that he must be honest and honest:

"Don't worry, Miss Ranpo, just leave everything to me~"

Seeing the back of Edogawa leaving in disorder, Osamu Dazai smiled meaningfully... Sure enough, he said he hates that person the most in the world, but in fact, he looks forward to "fighting" with that annoying person more than anyone else in his heart. "One time.

Hey, he finally found a way to lower the intelligence of the extremely intelligent Miss Ranpo... Sure enough, love makes people dizzy, even the world's number one detective, those sharp eyes will be known Get stuck for Gojo Satoru's mosaic.

...That's why he said, Miss Ranpo, when you thought about that man, you showed wisdom in your eyes.

Alas, men are indeed a stumbling block in your career, Miss Detective.

"Okay! Let's get ready to go!"

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands, calling his companions to prepare for action.

Dazai Osamu, Yosano Akiko, Nakajima Atsushi, and Tanizaki Junichiro, the four of them took out the same sunglasses from their pockets and stuck them on the bridge of their noses. They looked more Mafia than a well-known Mafia gang in the local port.

...Although the latter two were forced to arrest strong men and go with them.

Tanizaki Junichiro: "...", I don't want to, but Mr. Dazai said that today I will use my phantom to create abilities. Mr. Dazai and Miss Ranpo, can you let me take a look at the script first, so I have a mentality get ready!

Atsushi Nakajima: "...", I don't want to, but Mr. Dazai said that if it really gets out of hand in the end, let me take the lead as a meat tank, and said don't be afraid, as long as you have one breath left, thank you The wild doctor can save him... This kind of words sounds even more scary, doesn't it!

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and swipe the taxi app:

"In order to avoid being too conspicuous when we act simultaneously with Miss Ranbu, we will take a taxi there in a while."

"Taxi? It's not cheap to take a taxi to Minato Mirai!" Atsushi Nakajima felt that the detective agency probably didn't have enough funds for this.

...Also, although it's for Miss Ranpo, it's considered a private use of public funds, right?

Osamu Dazai said calmly:

"It's okay, all the expenses today will be reimbursed by Mafia at the port."

"Eh?! Why?!" This made Atsushi Nakajima even more incomprehensible. Is Port Mafia such a kind charity organization? !

"Mr. Mori has only one condition for funding. In the future, when Miss Ranpo goes on a blind date, Zhongye must be the number one male guest."

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were filled with more doubts... Ever since the co-eating incident, Mr. Nakaya always took a detour when he saw Miss Ranpo!I've never heard that Mr. Nakaya has a crush on Miss Ranpo!

"Mr. Nakaya...does he know that he is arranged for a blind date?"

Regarding this question, Osamu Dazai smiled as it should:

"Of course I don't know, Chuya is still on a business trip abroad~"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

……

Yokohama, Minato Mirai, a dessert shop called HARBS——

"This is Wujo Satoru, the commander-in-chief of the remote command center. The network connection is normal, over."

"This is Panda, the broadcaster of the live broadcast center. Everything in the store is normal, over."

"Here is Maki, the leader of the mobile action team who is squatting outside the shop..." In the middle of speaking, Maki, who was hiding in the bushes outside the dessert shop, couldn't help becoming irritable, and almost turned off the wireless intercom headset on the spot, " Why do we do this kind of thing! It looks like a row of STK perverts!"

Also squatting in the bushes, Yota Oto, Megumi Fukuro, and Rose Kizaki either had nothing to love, or nodded violently in agreement.

Only Yuzu Yujin is full of positive energy like a warm-hearted and righteous little sun:

"Of course it's to protect the love of Senior Goumaki!"

Gojo Satoru's voice of praise came from the intercom:

"Well said Yuren! Young people should have more jump spirit, the first of the jump spirit is friendship! Only people like Yuren should be the hero of the jump department! The other members of the mobile team, remember before class on Monday Submit an assignment on teamwork, no less than [-] words."

In order to ensure the smooth progress of Goujuanji's first date in his life, the "thorny protection team" of the conjuration specialist made strict arrangements under the leadership of captain Gojo Satoru.

Although he really wanted to go to the scene, Gojo Satoru decided to sit at the headquarters of the High Commissioner's Office to conduct remote control and real-time command because of Yokohama's place and his own conflict.

A mobile action team composed of five people, Zenyuan Maki, Otoko Yuta, Knotabagi Yuhito, Fuguro Megumi, and Nagasaki Wild Rose, squatted secretly outside the store. On-site support is required.

For example, I heard that the folk customs in Yokohama are relatively sturdy. Today there is a "boom--" here, and tomorrow there will be a "doo-doo-dah-dah--" or a local Mafia patrols the streets... ...In short, all kinds of emergencies must be dealt with well, no matter how many bullets and bullets, it can't hinder the dog's date today!

In the end, the panda stands in the store and broadcasts the dating status in real time through the camera hanging on his body.

As for how the panda got into the store without being suspected... It happened that there was an oversized panda doll that was just ordered yesterday in the store, so I replaced it.

...Anyway, from the store manager to the clerks in this store, they are all super-smart. At most, they feel that the newly bought decorative doll seems to be a lot thicker than yesterday?

Of course, the deployment of the whole plan did not inform the dog volume spine who was involved in advance.

This also caused Gou Juanji, who came to the store and sat down, to look at the classmate standing there a few steps away pretending to be a doll. It's all going to be confusing:

"mayonnaise!"

Gou Juanji subconsciously used his own idioms to express his heart that was shocked by "companion love", but was misunderstood by the lady who came over:

"Sorry~ We don't have dim sum made with mayonnaise in our store. Do you want to order something else? This is the menu."

As he spoke, he handed over the fancy menu.

The dog curly spine politely took the list with both hands and put it on the table, pointed to the vacant seat opposite, then shook his head.

The female clerk roughly understood these series of actions:

"Should I wait for my friend to come and then order? Okay, I see. I'll come back later."

After turning around and leaving, I couldn't help but mutter in my heart that this young man is a bit weird... Is it because his throat is uncomfortable?

Also, the giant panda doll standing in the store, always feel weird?Illusion?

...Could it be that the prescription of the eyes has increased again, and it is time to get new glasses?

After the female clerk walked away, Gou Juiche anxiously gestured to the panda with his eyes... What is he doing? !

However, the panda responded with...a thumbs up.

Well, he was secretly making gestures while he was playing the doll.

No problem, Thorn, everything is on us, and today's date will go so smoothly that you will never forget it!

Then, he quietly gestured to look out of the window.

Curly the dog turned his head and looked out the window... He almost fell off the chair he was sitting on!

What are the five strange (crossed out) friends outside doing?! ! !

I saw Yuzu Yuhito even gave him a cheering gesture, and then took out his mobile phone and shook it at him. From a distance, he could faintly see Gojo Satoru on the mobile phone screen giving him two hands!

...Miss Edogawa will be frightened by his group of relatives and friends! ! !

At this moment, Gou Juanji, who is fully feeling the love from his teacher and friends, just wants to... Muyuhua!Muyuhua!Don't come here!

Just when Gou Juanji was crying out in rejection, outside the window, he saw the figure that he had been thinking about for so many days appearing from a distance, Gou Juanji immediately shook his head, adjusted his state, and suppressed the messy characters that he was full of at the moment go down.

The team of five squatting outside the store saw the dog curly spines sitting upright, and knew that the "target person" should have appeared, and immediately squatted back into the bushes neatly and well-trained, without showing a trace of STK tells.

And when he hid back in the bushes again, Fu Heihui saw that figure from a distance for the last time... Do you think it looks familiar?

I always feel like...

"Hey, this is a treasure land of geomantic omen that I stepped on in advance, and I was preempted by someone. But... Well, forget it, since I am late, there is nothing I can do, a few children, please squeeze together to make up the work let's go~"

As if to confirm the vague guess in his heart, when he heard this somewhat familiar voice and turned his head to look at the group of people who had just squeezed into the bushes——

The four members of the detective agency, who were wearing black sunglasses, made people feel more Mafia than the local Mafia, all took off the sunglasses on the bridge of their noses, and the bandaged man who just spoke out greeted them:

"Yo~ We met again, it's really destined~"

Yigu Youta and Zenyuan Maki have never met these people from the detective agency, and they are at a loss for these unknown people who suddenly appeared... But the three people in the lower grades just watched the earth-shattering ex-scene not long ago. Couples have come to meet each other from thousands of miles away! ! !

After realizing something, the three of them jumped out of their heads and looked straight at the French window, at the risk of being discovered, the girl who was seated opposite the dog curly thorn...

isn't it...

Wouldn't it be so coincidental...

This is definitely the greatest evil in this world! ! !

Yokohama has a population of 400 million, why did Mr. Gomaki meet Miss Ranpo! ! !

The three of them were so shocked that they forgot to close their mouths for a while, just staring at the world-famous painting framed by the floor-to-ceiling glass window in a daze.

If you add another Wutiao teacher... then it will become a real Hell-level Minghua! ! !

Zenyuan Maki and Yigu Youta couldn't understand why the complexions of the three juniors became so... different in an instant after seeing the date of Goujujiji?Even Fu Heihui, whose expression doesn't fluctuate much on weekdays, looks like he has been indescribably stimulated?

"Hui, what's going on?" Chanyuan Maki couldn't help asking.

After a few seconds of silence, Fu Heihui struggled to reorganize his language system, trying to speak something that the two seniors could understand:

"That lady...is, Mr. Gojo's ex-girlfriend."

When he said that, it should be concise enough to hit the center, right?

However, when these words were heard in the ears of Zenyuan Maki and Yigu Youtai, it was...? ? ?

After the two looked at each other, they saw that the other party should also understand the same way as themselves. Although this understanding is a bit weird, but if that person is Gojo Satoru... there is nothing incomprehensible?

Zenyuan Maki frowned: "Teacher Wutiao's virtual girlfriend who broke up with him is also of this type... Isn't this a coincidence in the game? Or, he has the same aesthetics as Ji, Do you like this type?"

Yi Guyoutai expressed his concern about the teacher's mental health: "...how about contacting Wutiao's Internet Addiction Rehabilitation Center?"

If he goes on like this, it's not okay to confuse the game world with the real world. What if he is used by someone who wants to deal with Mr. Wutiao again?The game world is about to become another prison gate where Teacher Wutiao is imprisoned!

...Sure enough, please ask Principal Ye Moth to help Wutiao teacher arrange a blind date. If you have a real partner in reality, you should be able to get rid of your attachment to the virtual girlfriend in the game, right?

Two good students expressed deep concern about their teachers' mental and psychological conditions, and then realized a problem...

"Do you know?"

These four black sunglasses that popped up suddenly, could it be the group of relatives and friends of the girl who was dating Thorn?But why does the knotweed and the others act like they know these people...

Fu Heihui, who was once again the representative of the speech, was somewhat difficult but still organized his language concisely:

"Hmm... When I traveled to Karuizawa Onsen last time, I stayed at a hotel with these guys."

"That's right! That's right! I had a great time last time~ Ah, I haven't had time to thank Gojo-kun for the crab treat!" Osamu Dazai immediately continued.

At this moment, Knotabagi Youruhito's thoughts suddenly turned around, and he discovered a brilliant point:

"Um...Mr. Dazai, aren't you Miss Ranpo's current boyfriend? Then, so, you are here..."

... who caught rape? !

Osamu Dazai didn't explain immediately, but still smiled back with a squinted smile that didn't mean anything.

This made Knotabagi Youren, who was not sure about this person's mind, think more divergently, and explained to his senior repeatedly:

"That... Senior Goujuan didn't know that Miss Ranpo had a boyfriend! He originally wanted to invite Miss Ranpo to eat dessert to express his gratitude!"

Atsushi Nakajima who was on the sidelines: "...", Mr. Dazai, please stop teasing Knotabazu-kun, he really can easily come up with a series of love ring stories.

Seeing that his senior finally opened his mouth slightly, ready to explain the current situation, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But who wants to—

"It's okay~"

But I heard Osamu Dazai say this with a smile, and then he said something that shattered the three views:

"I don't mind, I believe Mr. Goujuan is here to join us, not to tear us apart~"

Everyone in Gaozhuan: "..."

... What kind of magical breed is this person!What a distorted relationship!

Hearing that Zenyuan Maki wanted to rush into the dessert shop and scoop out her pure male classmate on the spot!

Ji, the first love in your life should be in the pure love category, so don't get involved in this overly unrestrained style!

Nagasaki Wild Rose seemed to have refreshed her world view, admiring as if she had been taught:

"Is this how men and women in big cities fall in love... so avant-garde..."

Fu Heihui held back a lot of vomits in his heart, but he didn't know where to start, because there were grotesques everywhere!

...it has nothing to do with people living in big cities or not!It's simply that the person in front of him is too distorted!

After appreciating enough of the ever-changing and colorful expressions on the faces of these underage children, Osamu Dazai finally gave up as soon as he saw it, and said with a light smile:

"Okay, okay, just kidding, Miss Ranpo and I are seniors in the same firm. As a newcomer, I have always regarded Miss Ranpo as a very respected senior. As for the relationship between lovers, Last time, I just acted as her temporary boyfriend No. [-]. Or to put it another way... just treat it as if the show is over and we have broken up~ So, don't worry about me, let your little friends feel at ease and boldly pursue Miss Ranpo !"

The amount of information in these words is too large. After the high school students interpreted it for a while, the key point that the senior duo grasped was...

"Sir, you mean, that Miss Ranbu is your senior?" Yi Gu Youtai asked tentatively.

The man in front of me must be over 20 years old, so...

Zenyuan Maki couldn't help but asked directly:

"May I ask that Miss Ranbu, how old is she?"

What I got was Osamu Dazai's innocent reply:

"Miss Ranpo is 27 years old, she has always been a very reliable senior."

Nakajima Atsushi and Tanizaki Junichiro felt the same way about the expressions of those students at the moment. When they first joined the Armed Detective Agency, they were also deeply shocked by Miss Ranpo's age... Why does Miss Ranpo always look like JK The appearance of age is the biggest unsolved mystery of the detective agency!

Yosano Akiko couldn't help laughing out loud, she has known Edogawa Ranpo for 12 years, and her face in these 12 years has really...basically not changed, even if she goes to the supermarket to help the president buy Liquor, Miss Ranbu will be asked by the cashier at the counter to show her ID to prove that she is an adult.

It was the first time today that I saw Edogawa Ranpo's Zen Temple Maki and Otoko Yuta swallowed a fact...Ji him, did he like a big sister who was ten years older than him? !It turns out that Ji likes his sister's girlfriend?

But after looking at the two people sitting by the window... Well, it seems that there is no sense of sibling love?

At this time, the junior trio suddenly realized a fact... Oh, that's right, Miss Ranpo is ten years older than Senior Goujumaki!

...Ahem, I don't feel this kind of age difference at all.

After wave after wave of unexpected shocks, Fu Heihui calmed down first, realizing that the core issue at this moment shouldn't be... what should Teacher Wutiao do? !

Didn't Mr. Wutiao hear the conversation between the two of them just now through the walkie-talkie?Moreover, Senior Panda should have broadcast live in the store, and Mr. Wutiao should have seen that the girl who was dating Senior Gojumaki was Miss Ranpo.Now that you have heard and seen it, why are you still so calm?No response so far?

Shouldn't it be teleported directly!

I reached out to adjust the headset, but found that... the signal was cut off at some point?Moreover, the signal from the camera at Senior Panda's place is also a mosaic, and nothing can be received.

Is the signal so bad in this place?

I wanted to call directly, but there were people from the detective agency beside me... After thinking about it for a while, Fu Heihui chose the safest way, and typed and sent a message quickly——

[Gojo-sensei, let me tell you one thing, you should restrain yourself first, don't get excited... The girl who dated Komaki-senpai in Yokohama today is Miss Ranpo. 】

……

At this moment, in the private office of the Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration—

Gojo Satoru was busy typing on the keyboard and "fighting" with all kinds of wild cats.

His twitter account has set a special focus on the official account of the Armed Detective Agency, and whenever there is a new tweet, a message will pop up.

Just 3 minutes ago, the official account of the Armed Detective Agency updated a new post. Although I am concerned about the dating status of the students, I still can't help but pay attention to what the Armed Detective Agency has posted... Don't be another Advertise a photo of the romp to attract those feral cats!

[Armed Detective Agency, open all year round, even on weekends, you are welcome to bring your commissions! 】

Seeing this dynamic copywriting, before he had time to slander Uncle Fukuzawa, he became a black-hearted entrepreneur, and he even squeezed employees on weekends!Year-round, do you have a zero-to-seven working system?

As a result, I saw the picture of this tweet——

In the photo, the natural light coming in from the window makes the brightness of the photo just right. The girl with exquisite makeup and a sweet beret looks back at the camera, her opal-like green eyes are still the same It is clean and pure, and at this moment, it is even extremely rare for some little girls to be dazed and cute, and those pink lips painted with lip gloss are also slightly parted, just looking at them makes people feel as if they are covered with honey... …

Gojo Satoru felt his heart beating like a drunken little dinosaur, and he just couldn't stop.

I couldn't stop covering my nose with my hand... Oops, I'm going to have a nosebleed.

Decisively click and save the photos to the encrypted album in your mobile phone.

next second...

Bombing indiscriminately, sending a private message to the detective agency with a trumpet...delete it!delete!Delete this photo immediately!Soliciting business in this way is simply unfair business competition!I want to complain to the relevant departments!

How many feral cats does this picture have to attract!

Sure enough, not long after this post was posted, a huge army of wild cats came rushing forward!Chief among them was the American Maine Coon cat!It should be midnight in the U.S. right now, why don't you stay up and watch the detective agency's official push update?

【My generation, this is the first time I have seen Ranpo make up... very beautiful...】

nonsense!Of course beautiful!

Heh heh heh, it's just the first time I see Ranpo's make-up, what's there to be happy about!

He's the one who's seen the limited edition cat ears and maid costumes!Can you wild cats compare!Can it be compared?Can it be compared?

Thinking of this, my fingers unconsciously opened the most private photo album in the phone...

On his birthday one year, the birthday gift he asked for was very simple, that is, he wanted to listen to everything Luanbu that day... For that day, he prepared all kinds of clothes...

No, I want a nosebleed even more.

Recovering from the memories of the pink bubbles in the past, Gojo Satoru is ready to continue to fight against the army of wild cats swarming up...Huh?He seems to have forgotten something?

Remembering that he is still the chief commander of the student's first date, Gojo Satoru, who picked up his teacher's morality again, looked up at the computer screen connected to the camera hanging on the panda, but found that there was no signal?

Is something wrong?

Just when he was about to send a message to ask the students squatting at the scene what was going on, his mobile phone received a text message from Fu Heihui——

[Mr. Wujo, I want to tell you one thing. You should restrain yourself first and don't get excited... The girl who was dating Gomaki-senpai in Yokohama today is very beautiful, don't be jealous. 】

Haha, what is Hui talking about, how could he be jealous!It is a good thing that Ji can have the opportunity to associate with beautiful girls. As a teacher, he will definitely send blessings!

So it looks like the date is going well.

Ah, ah, what a pity, there is a problem with the signal, so I can't watch it in real time.If he had known that there would be a technical failure, he should have paid for Mingming to take a trip and use her crow to broadcast live.

Thinking of this, Gojo Satoru typed and replied——

【The teacher will not be jealous, the teacher will definitely bless them! 】

……

In a dimly lit residential house full of all kinds of rubbish, mainly dried instant noodle buckets——

Tian Shan Hanabou wrapped in a quilt is using his supernatural powers to manipulate various electronic information.

It was a rare weekend, but in the end, Ranpo Edogawa and Osamu Dazai, who were visiting yesterday, asked for a "little favor" today.

Yes, the live broadcast of pandas in the dessert shop was not available today, and the radios of the guards outside the dessert shop had no signal, all of which are the masterpieces of Tian Shan Hanabou.

As well as replacing the content of the text message sent by Megumi Fukuro, so that the recipient Gojo Satoru received the tampered message, it was also the result of Tianshan Hanabou's electronic manipulation at ultra-high speed in a very short period of time with supernatural powers.

In terms of technology, he can rely on supernatural powers, but why can he come up with the content to be tampered with so quickly...

Oh, don't think about it, Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu have already thought about it in advance.

The two have already predicted the content of the possible information communication between the high school students and Gojo Satoru, and have given Tianshan Hanabou all the scripts (crossed out) on how to tamper with and edit each piece of information.Tianshan Hanabou only needs to edit the code in advance, and then use the ability to perform real-time operations.

When he was entrusted with this job, he was still at a loss...he always felt that he was messing with that man named Gojo Satoru?What hatred and what resentment?

But after Osamu Dazai secretly told that the man named Gojo Satoru bullied Miss Ranpo...

Needless to say!Fuck him!

Although he is already a former member of the detective agency who quit the agency, the spirit of the detective agency of Tayama Hanabou was suddenly awakened at this moment and quickly rose!

What is the spirit of the Armed Detective Agency?

Of course Miss Ranpo is always right! ! !

Aren't they "armed" to protect the only detective!

Those who bully Miss Ranpo must be punished! ! !

……

In the bushes outside the dessert shop—

【The teacher will not be jealous, the teacher will definitely bless them! 】

Looking at the text message that Gojo Satoru replied, Fu Heihui was surprised for a long time and didn't know what to say... Gojo teacher, if you are kidnapped, you can blink.

...if someone can really kidnap you.

At this time, I noticed the expression of my friend,