I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter29

As a conscientious and good teacher (self-proclaimed), Gojo Satoru feels that he needs to give some attention to the love education of his students.After all, adolescent boys are easily led away by love because of restless hormones, and they need the correct guidance from teachers.

He was a perfect counterexample back then, alas.

His teacher, Mr. Night Moth Zhengdao, back then would only say to him [Enlightenment, you must grasp this relationship well... After all, it is very difficult to find such an excellent girl who will choose you in a moment of unconsciousness. ah】.

Listen, listen, this is literally cursing his relationship from the start!

Therefore, as a good teacher, of course he should use the way of enthusiastically guiding love to send blessings to his lovely students~

"A question, when eating cakes together, if a girl praises the sweetness of this store's cakes, how should you answer at this time?"

Love counselor Gojo Satoru is giving a temporary pre-date tutoring to his rookie student Gou Juanji who is just in love.

After thinking about it for a while, the dog curled the spine and wrote the answer on the paper and held it up——

【Do you want another piece of cake? 】

"No way, Ji, this is not romantic at all." Seeing this rather honest answer, Gojo Satoru covered his face and sighed, "At this time, you should answer like this...'Cake is very sweet, but my dear lady, you are better than cake. It’s even sweeter~’, pay attention to making a wink at the other party at the right time, and hit the girl’s heart in an instant!”

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

He has no experience in love, so he doesn't know if it's a good answer, but just listening to this answer makes him feel... Goosebumps all over his body.

And the rest of the students who were forced to listen showed indescribable expressions... What kind of earthy love story is this? !

Senior group: "...", no wonder this person will fail in a virtual love game!Even if it's the e-paper man's girlfriend in the game, it's time to vomit!

Junior group: "...", so smart Miss Ranpo was actually taken down by a person with such a love level back then? !It really is love that makes people lose their wits!No, for Miss Ranpo's mind, this is no longer dementia, it's dementia at all!

"Ask again, if a girl asks you if you have had other girlfriends before, how do you answer?"

For this question, the dog curled spine shook his head again and again:

"Wooden fish flower! Wooden fish flower!"

This is the first time he likes a girl, so of course he didn't have a girlfriend before, so it's okay to say that?

Gojo Satoru stretched out his finger and shook it:

"no~no~no~ When a girl asks you such a question, she is actually acting like a baby to you. I hope you will only have her in your heart from the beginning to the end. How should you respond at this time? Come, let the teacher show you once again~”

After Gojo Satoru adjusted the expression on his face, he slightly slid down the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, making his blue eyes appear three points evil, three points pampering, three points deep and one point infatuated. Fan chart status, and lower the voice to make it sound more magnetic:

"Before I met you, I never knew what 'like' felt like, until you appeared in my world... did you appear in my world to let me understand what love is? , my lovely lady?"

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

As for the other students on the side... they have already collectively turned their heads and retched.

Fu Heihui really wanted to cover his ears to prevent his brain from being invaded by this unknown substance. With such a contrived expression and such unreasonable love words, if Mr. Wu Tiao uttered such a slam to Miss Luanbu... Miss Luanbu might not He was about to call Dr. Xie Ye to save this person on the spot, and healed him thoroughly.

... After all, what if the brain gets flooded.

Gojo Satoru, who finished teaching, looked up and down his students with satisfaction... Well, this loose baseball uniform looks trendy and handsome, full of youthful atmosphere.He also specially asked a stylist to take care of his hair, combed the bangs on his forehead with hairspray, a bit like Ji's style when he first entered school, he looks very energetic.

His own cub, as a teacher, Gojo Satoru was naturally more and more satisfied, and patted his shoulder encouragingly:

"Okay, Ji, let's go, let's talk about a youthful love without regrets. No matter what kind of girl it is, as long as Ji likes it, if someone stops it, I will leave it to the teacher to solve it. Take away the youth of young people, this kind of thing will never be allowed by the teacher~"

"Pickled fish roe!" Gou Juanji rarely felt that the image of Teacher Wutiao had become lofty, and his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of golden light.

"Ji is so handsome today, so there must be no problem, take down the girl you like in one fell swoop!"

Watching the students leave with confidence under his encouragement, Gojo Satoru couldn't help but smile in relief.

The dessert shop named HARBS in Yokohama Minato Mirai, he used to go there with Edogawa Ranpo, sometimes he could just stay in that shop for an afternoon and taste all the sweets in the shop.

In the past, those images of feeding each other one second and fighting each other the next seemed to reappear before my eyes. Looking back at this moment, it seems that it has been a long time ago.

Now, it's all about him recommending that dessert shop to students as a good date place.

Alas, time flies so fast.

Youth or something is really gone forever.

Really, I'm a little bit envious of that kid Ji.

"Okay, you guys, are you ready?" After confirming that the dog curly spine has gone far, Gojo Satoru gave instructions to the other students, "Hurry up, keep up, and make sure that the date of the spine today goes smoothly , will not be disturbed by any unexpected damage!"

"Teacher, are you sure you don't want to go together?" Before the trailing squad was dispatched, Yuzu Yuhito turned around and asked.

"It's fine if the location is in Yokohama, I'm at odds with that place." Gojo Satoru pursed his lips sullenly, and then shook his phone happily, "However, I will provide Tachibana with remote guidance~ Novice For a date, you need an experienced adult like me to sit in charge!"