I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter3

Tokyo, Ginza——

A high-end cafeteria, Gojo Satoru generously took the students here to have a delicious meal as a reward for successfully completing a task with a high degree of difficulty.

He has always been very generous with his actions. If he picks up at any time, it is most likely that he is teasing his lovely students in a wicked way.

"Speaking of which, I remember Wujo-sensei, you used to come to this restaurant for a date with Miss Ranpo."

Gojo Satoru, who was lazily sitting on the sofa and swiping his phone, paused when he heard this.

Fu Heihui had already taken the meal back first, one was his own, and the other was sent by Gojo Satoru to help him.

Looking at the food that the students helped bring back according to the "menu" he ordered, Gojo Satoru couldn't help but think of the people who used to eat here with him... Hey, that naive kid who will never grow up will never help her My dear boyfriend takes what he wants to eat, and every time he only cares about eating for himself.And when I came to eat at this buffet restaurant famous for its seafood and sushi, I ignored all the big lobsters, king crabs, and sashimi, and just stared at the dessert area, so picky eaters that I only ate desserts.

And the reason why he often brings her to this restaurant is also because... She really likes the desserts here.

He remembered that her favorite food was the red bean mochi.

...Although the way of eating only red beans and not mochi really made him criticize!In this case, why not just eat red bean puree? Eating only red beans without mochi is a blasphemy for the combination of red beans and mochi!

I kept complaining in my heart, while holding a spoon in my hand, I fiddled with the red bean mochi in front of me.

Fu Heihui silently watched the young man Ben San who was sitting opposite him torturing the red bean and mochi in a fancy way, and then only ate the red bean but not the mochi.

...He remembered that this kind of willful "wasteful" eating method seemed to be Miss Ranpo's hobby.

"Has the annual pain period come again?"

Fu Heihui spoke again without any waves, and his expression explained that he was used to it, and it was like this every year.

"What period of pain... What are you talking about..."

Gojo Satoru continued to poke at the red bean mochi that had been destroyed and out of shape.

"Isn't it the end of March now?" Fu Heihui ruthlessly exposed the truth. Every year at the end of March, Gojo Satoru, who is usually not normal, will become even more abnormal.

In early spring, when the first cherry blossoms bloom, it is also the time to commemorate the breakup.

From that moment four years ago, the cherry blossom has become a symbol of breaking up for Gojo Satoru.

He and her broke up in such a season of cherry blossoms.

Soon, this Saturday will be the fourth anniversary of our breakup.

"Okay! It's decided! This Saturday, the teacher will take you to Karuizawa for a hot spring vacation!"

Knotaba Yuhito and Kizaki Yeqiangwei, who just came back with food, were instantly excited when they heard such a sentence from their teacher's mouth, and immediately began to check Karuizawa's strategy.

Gojo Gojo was laughing erratically with the students, and he pressed the screen of the phone off with his fingers without a trace.

Stop looking at the tweets you just checked.

……

After the dinner party was over, when he returned home, he fell headlong on the bed in his room. After Gojo Satoru lay dead for a few seconds, he finally couldn't help but angrily grabbed his phone and opened Twitter again.

The official website account named "YokohamaArmedDetectiveAgency" posted a new tweet today——

[Whether it's a homicide or missing fraud case, or an undercover agent catching mistresses looking for cats and dogs, please look for the Armed Detective Agency!Yokohama Light Armed Detective Agency will serve you wholeheartedly!Every month, a lucky user will be drawn out to return a voucher, and enjoy a [-]% discount when entrusting next time~ Be sure to come again~]

The tweet was accompanied by a picture. There were two "cats" in the picture. A black-haired and blue-eyed "cat" was holding a three-colored cat in his arms. They both tilted their heads and looked at the camera. I can hear the "meow~" of Nai Meng Nai Meng.

In the past, the official twitter account of the Armed Detective Agency used to post formulaic advertisements and information, from the content to the style of writing, it was quite serious... Why did it suddenly become out of style today? !more importantly……

Actually released the "private photos" of the pillars of your detective agency to advertise? !

Is the operating efficiency of your detective agency so bad!Is this going to close down!Has it reached the point where you need your top detective to sell your "hue" to solicit business?

Staring angrily at this photo, Gojo Satoru's inner Tuzki scream was about to materialize on his face, and his hands were about to crush the phone he was holding.

then……

Decisively click save this photo.

Ahem, he was not "sexed/lured", he was so cute by the three-colored cat... The anger just now was as a righteous person condemning the "improper" propaganda business of the Armed Detective Agency Behavior, hmm!

Alright, now, let him see how many "wild cats" this photo has attracted to look for food. He wants to find out all these wild cats 1, 2, 3, 4...N number!

Comment area -

[Next time, if we take pictures next time... I can lend Karl to Ranpo-san...]

Good guy, there is actually an American Maine Coon among the vast army of wild cats in the comment section!Ranpo Edogawa, did you sprinkle the catnip so far? It's all over the United States on the other side of the ocean!

Noticing one of the "high-risk" messages, Wujo Wudang even checked the messager's information to the bottom... Isn't this person a member of a North American organization called "Guild"!Make it look like a non-staff member of an armed detective agency, hey!

[When will Miss Ranpo come to Tokyo again, let's have another reasoning competition! 】

ha?This cat is underage!Ranpo Edogawa, do you have the nerve to attack a kitten ten years younger than you!And in the past four years, you have come to Tokyo so many times, but you never thought of coming to see me!

I found out that this message came from a third-year high school student in Mihua Town, Tokyo. This student seems to be a well-known "high school student detective"... DK must look like DK!If you are in the third year of high school, you should study hard for the university entrance exam!What a detective game!

[Haha, I had a great time cooperating at the scene of the case last time, and I will ask Miss Ranpo to continue to take care of you in the future. 】

Although this black-skinned cat looks like a delicate face that deceives the world, but based on his vicious eyes and the accuracy of seeing people, he dares to bet that this person must already be a magician!

I can't find much information about this person, but I can only find out that he is a new police officer who came to Yokohama by air this year... When the police handle the case, they should handle the case themselves!Let the detectives get involved!Is paddling a fine tradition of the Japanese police?

Well, next, Wildcat 4 is...

Gojo Satoru said that he would not sleep tonight, and he must find out all the wild cats...or he will become a green cat!

……

Yokohama, the Whirlpool Café downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency——

"That's why I said, Kunikida-kun, when you were in charge of the detective agency's Twitter account, the old-fashioned texts you posted were completely unattractive. It was like writing a document report. Look, look, today I took over and posted The first tweet, received more likes and comments in three hours than in the past three months combined."

"...Those people were attracted by Miss Ranpo's photo! The ability to complete the commission and the sense of responsibility to the client are the cornerstones of the detective agency! What kind of bad idea are you doing Dazai, Miss Ranpo is also cooperating You mess around together!"

"Miss Ranpo is perfect to be the image spokesperson of our detective agency. If you don't create a brand effect, you will be eliminated in the industry competition. Don't always be so rigid. Times have changed, Kunikida-kun ~"

Although the Armed Detective Agency is backed by the government, it is essentially a private enterprise. In terms of capital operation... it still has to rely on itself.

...People always have to eat.

Just look at the recent bleak turnover. The recent Yokohama is too peaceful.