I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter4

Today's Yokohama is still very peaceful, and today's armed detective agency has no business.

Although even in the past when the business was busy, the number one paddling officer of the detective agency was always on the front line of paddling, but today, when his colleagues are free, he just played chicken blood alone. The computer crackled.

Humming the ditty "Song of Die Love" that has been popular in the detective agency, the limited edition hardworking Dazai Osamu immediately invited his colleagues to appreciate the fruits of his labor after finishing the work at hand:

"Come and see, come and see, how about my new promotional poster?"

Ever since he took over the official account of the Detective Agency and completely subverted the previous style of the account, Osamu Dazai has been running on this road without turning back. In short, he can come up with some new tricks every day.

Although Yokohama has been too peaceful recently and no commissions have been added, the traffic on the Internet has actually been harvested. It seems that the Armed Detective Agency is about to be promoted as the most shining boy in Yokohama.

The mafia at the port next door expressed their dissatisfaction!It is said that they will open an official account to compete and see who is the number one Internet celebrity in Yokohama!

…Open an official account to accept orders for murder, arson, smuggling, and fraudulent business?You mafia really keep up with the times.

The above are the complaints from the hearts of everyone in the Armed Detective Agency.

And the number one spokesperson for the detective agency in online publicity is naturally Ranpo Edogawa who is the core pillar, such as today's promotional poster——

On the poster, the five Edogawa Ranbu lined up from the middle to the sides one by one, with a finger in front of it expressing "You are the criminal, let's catch it without a fight", and a sharp green eye expressing "A famous detective can see through it at a glance." ", one hand spread out helplessly expressing "you should stop showing your IQ in front of famous detectives, stupid", one expressing "a famous detective is omnipotent" with a contemptuous smile, one waving his hand chicly expressing The motto of the famous detective "As long as I am good, everything is good!"

Below, a few eye-catching characters——

【professional team! 】

Seeing this freshly released poster, Kunikida Doppo's face darkened immediately.

...Is this really all right?Such a poster looks like the detective agency is even more unprofessional!

However, Edogawa Ranpo, who is the protagonist of the poster, came to see it, but he was quite satisfied with his photogenic appearance on the poster, and even excitedly added suggestions for improvement:

"Add special effects, add special effects! Use special effects aura to show the handsomeness of famous detectives!"

"Okay, no problem!" The Butei pair hit it off instantly, and Osamu Dazai immediately continued to flick the computer, "What kind of special effects does Miss Ranpo want?"

Edogawa Ranpo said without thinking:

"It's the kind of 'whoosh' - a flash of light suddenly, and then it seems to be trapped in a black hole in the universe..."

As he spoke, the voice gradually stopped.

Because, what she instinctively said... was the effect of her ex-boyfriend's unique move [Field Expansion · Boundless Space]...

In the next second, the conversation changed immediately:

"...It must be more powerful than that effect! It must be more powerful!"

Otherwise, otherwise, if that annoying white-haired cat sees this poster, he will definitely laugh at her!The effect of laughing at her when she opened up without him was astonishing!

Damn it, she won't lose!Especially when facing your ex, you can't lose!

"I... try my best?" Osamu Dazai wanted to give up his picks, felt the small universe that suddenly ignited in Edogawa Ranpo, and always felt that if he didn't make special effects that satisfied her, she would definitely not let him go, " Ah, Miss Ranpo, I have written a new promotional text for the tweet, do you want to read it first?"

...In short, divert attention first, so that the burning small universe will not burn more vigorously.

Immediately released his newly written Twitter copy——

【People live in Yokohama, care about the world, accept various cases!The omnipotent famous detective can see through the truth at a glance, this is the famous detective Luanbu! 】

"Ah, I plan to add this passage to the video, how about using this piece of music composed by Mr. Koffo Ohno as the BGM in the video..."

Seeing the two of them discussing this "not very important" matter in full swing, Kunikida Doppo who was on the side hesitated several times and wanted to interrupt, but because of his respect for Edogawa Ranpo, he stopped The words were taken back.

... After all, although I don't know the reason, Miss Luanbu's mood will become bad from January to the end of March every year, and she doesn't even have the mood to make all kinds of "willful" requests.

Now, it's good to have other things to attract Miss Ranbu's attention.

He originally wanted to tell Miss Ranpo that the president who was on a business trip called to explain that the detective agency will go to Karuizawa's hot springs tomorrow, and that Miss Ranpo must bring everything with her and don't forget about it when she goes out. up.

Forget it, things that Miss Luanbu might forget to bring, he should prepare them in advance and help them carry them.

With that in mind, I jotted down the plan in my notebook.

Well, even if the president is not around, there will be no mistakes in this hot spring team building, and it will definitely be completed perfectly according to the plan!