I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter11

In early spring, the afternoon sun is just right.

However, the flames of war that ignited quietly again completely extinguished the relaxed atmosphere of the outing, and even the melon-eaters watching wanted to stay away from the Shura field in front of them.

In front of the hotel, Gojo Satoru's flamboyant top sports car was ready to go, and he deliberately opened the roof so that everyone could see the handsome couple sitting in the convertible sports car.

"Long time no see, Luanbu."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Mingming turned her head and greeted Edogawa who was a few steps away with a charming face.

At the request of Wujo Wu, she also purposely held Wujo Wu's left arm, making a very intimate look.After all, Gojo Satoru said, the more he can think of ways to make Edogawa mess up... the more money he will add.

A new round of contests began, and the onlookers shied away for fear of being accidentally injured by the Shura field, but they also secretly waited for how Edogawa Ranpo would respond.Especially the members of the Armed Detective Agency, they have already put up a support banner in their hearts for their township's treasure, Ranpo-sama—come on!Ex-boyfriends should be severely defeated!Miss Ranpo is number one in the world!

And if you don't fight back even more after being provoked, then it's not Edogawa Ranpo.

In the next second, he replied unhurriedly:

"It's been a long time since I've seen you. How's the return on the stocks you've invested recently...Ah, just a reminder, you must be prepared for your assets to shrink when the stock market opens next Monday. You bought the stock of YJ Trading Company, which is very hot right now. Stocks, right? A few days ago, I saw it when I was entrusted by YJ Trading Company, the president of that trading company plans to run away with money this weekend!"

Hearing this, she felt like jumping out of the convertible car for a while... Damn!My old lady is still investing a lot of money there!

Who cares about Gojo Satoru at a time like this, hurry up and put the president of the trading company in a sack!

Seeing that the "temporary girlfriend" he hired was about to abandon him, Gojo Satoru hurriedly stopped him, and whispered in the miser's ear quickly:

"I will help you fill in the money you lost! And I will pay double!"

Only then did she finally appease this woman who was all about money.

Then, he turned around and waved at his three students chicly:

"Sensible and good children are not allowed to disturb the adult's date, you three, go and play by yourself, and the teacher will reimburse you when you spend it~"

Knotaba Yuhito & Fuguro Megumi & Nagasaki Wild Rose: "..."

Finally, he looked at the Armed Detective Agency, which obviously had no means of transportation. The sunglasses slipped slightly on the bridge of the nose, and the gaze focused on Edogawa Ranpo was provocative, and the words he spit out were even more provocative:

"Hey, Ranpo, are you going to town for a date too? I can take you for a ride."

"No need, a famous detective would not choose this boring way of dating a couple." Edogawa Ranpo would not admit defeat, spread his hands with a more provocative and contemptuous look, then turned around, and said to himself " Temporary boyfriend No. [-]" said, "Dazai, carry me on your back."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

In the next second, Edogawa Ranpo couldn't help but jump straight up and circled Dazai Osamu's neck from behind. Dazai Osamu had no choice but to quickly reach out from below and grab the knee sockets of Miss Detective's legs hanging on his back. , in case I was taken over together.

It's just the tonnage imposed on him at this moment... Although Miss Luanbu looks small, she is actually quite solid.

... The town center is two kilometers away from here!

Anticipating what Osamu Dazai was going to "protest", Edogawa Ranpo was the first to stick to his ear and grind his teeth and said:

"Don't say that the famous detective is fat! It's Dazai. You usually lack exercise. When Atsushi and Kenji carried me on their backs, they never said that I was overweight!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Can he compare with those two people!Those two are meat tanks, he is not even a mage, so he just supports it!

After "fixing" his teammates, Edogawa Ranpo raised his head to look at Gojo Satoru again, and the provocative arc of the corner of his mouth couldn't be stopped:

"This is a car that belongs exclusively to Ranpo-sama, it is unique in the world!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

After three seconds of silence, Gojo Satoru suddenly started his sports car and drove away. He didn't want to watch this scene that made him feel so bad that his face turned green, and sprayed the "couple" with car exhaust!

Ranpo Edogawa, you are too deceitful! ! !

After angrily driving the car away, Gojo Satoru tried his best to restrain himself and unscrewed the steering wheel.

Mingming, who was collecting money and watching a good show in the passenger seat, decided to add fuel to the fire:

"Do you need me to spy on those two people with a crow?"

Gojo Satoru: "Of course!"

Hmph, Edogawa Ranpo can definitely guess that the dark crow will come to watch her, even if it's for a show to show him, he must let the bandaged wild cat carry her the whole time... ok!Then carry it!Tired of that bandaged cat!

As far as the tonnage accumulated by Edogawa Ranpo, who was full of snacks and calories and didn't like sports that day... Except for him, which man can bear to carry her on foot!

Edogawa Ranpo, have you forgotten that I once climbed Mount Fuji with you on my back at night!

Can that man do it!Can it be done!Can it be done!

……

Hotel entrance——

Osamu Dazai, who is carrying tons of detectives on his back, really wants to throw people off, but if he really does...

Although the colleagues around him sympathized with him, they all looked at him kindly.

No way, all members of the Armed Detective Agency messed up.

"Mr. Dazai!"

Finally, Atsushi Nakajima, who couldn't bear to watch, stood up.

"Dun Jun!"

Osamu Dazai even wanted to hand over the famous detective on his back to the number one meat tank of Buteisha.

However, after Nakajima Atsushi took a deep breath with a look of unbearable heart, he just said:

"Mr. Dazai...I'll buy you a bottle of water."

Dazai Osamu: "..."