I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter12

In an ancient mountain town surrounded by woods, at the entrance of the town, in a convertible sports car parked there angrily——

"It's coming, it's expected to appear within 2 minutes."

The beautiful conjurer, Yujie, who was fixing her makeup in front of the vanity mirror she carried with her, suddenly spoke, talking about the latest situation she had monitored from the crow.

In the next second, Wujo Wujo, who was sitting beside him in the driver's seat, snatched the vanity mirror from Mingming's hand, and fiddled with his hairstyle at close range in front of the mirror, trying to make it perfect. Heavy Bandage Man!The best way to defeat your predecessor is of course to prove that you are better than your predecessor's incumbent!

...By the way, he unbuttoned the top three buttons of his shirt, revealing his perfect chest muscles.

Looking at this situation, Mingming just wanted to sneer: "...", it's March now, so you're not afraid of getting wind in your chest?

After confirming that his whole body was perfect from hair to toe, Gojo Satoru walked out of the car slowly, leaning on the sports car lazily and leisurely, turning his head to look at the people who were approaching this way a little bit in the distance Two figures:

"Oh, you two are really slow."

Osamu Dazai's complexion, which was usually healthy and full of vitality, was completely pale at the moment, and he was struggling to move with the tons of detectives on his back. Every step he took seemed to be a challenge to life.

...Even if he pursues death, he has never considered such a way of dying from exhaustion!

He just forcibly walked a two-kilometer mountain road on his back with a wayward senior who seemed small but was actually quite heavy!Two kilometers!

Looking at this scene, Gojo Satoru, who was already laughing wildly in his heart, tried his best to restrain the corners of his mouth from grinning, cupping his face with both hands, and his exaggerated tone was called an affectation:

"Wow, Ranpo, is your boyfriend okay? It looks like his soul is about to be taken away."

Edogawa Ranpo replied angrily:

"What are you waiting here for?!"

Gentleman Wujo Wujo stretched out his finger to Mingming who was still sitting in the passenger seat at the moment, and said with a caring boyfriend look:

"Of course it's because my dear Darling needs to touch up her makeup before going out. Waiting patiently while Darling is putting on makeup is what a qualified boyfriend should do... Ah, I almost forgot, Ranbu, you never wear makeup, You don’t even know that lipsticks come in different shades.”

Edogawa·Never puts on makeup·Has no idea about the number of lipsticks·Puffs his mouth in disorder, and fights back unwillingly:

"It doesn't matter what the color is, anyway, Dazai can buy all the lipsticks in the counter for me!"

Dazai, the number one poor god of the detective agency, a pile of credit notes, Zhi: "...", no, I can't!

...Miss Ranpo, you have already destroyed my body, please don't destroy my wallet again, okay?

And Gojo Satoru, who heard this, almost blurted out angrily——I have contracted all flavors of bozi soda for you in the past!Forget it all? Forget it? Forget it!

Slightly moved back to the winning field, Edogawa Ranpo made persistent efforts:

"It's a pity, Gojo Satoru, I'm afraid you won't have the chance to enjoy a date with your girlfriend soon, because you will be 'unlucky' soon~"

Gojo Satoru felt that this must be the other party's psychological warfare, and he didn't do anything, how could he be unlucky suddenly, so he didn't waver or waver, and stabilized his mind:

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"I'll know right away if I'm talking nonsense. A famous detective can't make mistakes in his judgment." Edogawa Ranbu was full of confidence, and then he lowered his head and asked the person behind his back, "What do you think, Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu, who was already so tired and just wanted to lie flat on the spot, finally raised his eyelids and glanced at Gojo Satoru, then nodded:

"Well, that's right, it's going to be bad luck."

And this also means... Great, he is finally free!

Gojo Satoru was at a loss, and compared to being at a loss, what made him even more upset at the moment was...why did those two seem to have such a good understanding!Really. No need to explain. You don't even need to look at each other to understand each other.

It's just that before I had time to find out why those two people have such a tacit understanding...

"Snapped!"

A ticket was suddenly photographed on his top sports car, and the patrolling policeman shouted angrily:

"Didn't you see the roadside sign! No parking in this place!"

In the next second, the first person to speak was not Gojo Satoru, who was criticized, educated and fined, but Edogawa Ranpo, who waved his arms and greeted the police cheerfully:

"Mr. Police! I will report! This person was speeding on the road heading here just now! If you don't believe me, you can investigate the surveillance on that section of the road! Please take him back to the police station to investigate!"

After all, the Butei Brain Group looks like a real couple at the moment, and tacitly casts a look at the conjurer couple group that has not recovered yet... Look, let me say that you are going to be unlucky~

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

Judging the current situation, Ming Ming decided to get out of the car and leave:

"Mr. Police, this man drove the car. I was forced to get in the car. If you want to bring it back to the police station, just take him."

Anyway, when I just parked here and waited, the final payment for the work of the "temporary girlfriend" had already arrived.

Gojo Satoru, who was dumped by his "temporary girlfriend", gestures desperately to hint... more money!Add money!If you stay, I will add money to you!

However, after hesitating for half a second, Mingming decided to continue to "fly separately in the face of disaster"... Tsk, she really wanted to put the president of the YJ trading company who wanted to abscond with money in a sack, it was more painful than not making money What's more, it's even more unbearable for the money you own to be cheated by others!

Looking at the couple who failed to pass the "test" in front of him, Edogawa Ranpo raised his brows and said happily:

"Gojo Satoru, your girlfriend loves you so much!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

At this time, the policeman who was about to bring Gojo Satoru back to the police station for questioning noticed that the person who just arrived to talk to him was——

"Miss Luanbu! You have come to Nagano County!" The little policeman became excited immediately, and the serious face that was tense one second turned into a fanciful face the next second, and his eyes were full of little stars, "Miss Luanbu said Of course it’s reliable! Absolutely reliable! Ah, Miss Ranpo, the Zhufu police department is also on duty here today, do you want to come together?”

"Are you smart?" Edogawa tilted his head in disorder, then waved his hands childishly, "The three puzzles I left him last time, he hasn't answered me yet, before he can figure out the answer , see you~"

It sounds like a "little agreement belonging to each other", and the white hair that Gojo Satoru had taken care of before almost exploded... There are wild cats lurking in Nagano County!

Go to the bureau!Go play now!He wants to know this wild cat!

It's time to manually degreen yourself!