I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter10

"I'm sorry, Diva, I have to go first, Wutiao has something to ask me."

"Huh? What is that guy doing? The big weekend suddenly called people over!"

In Ginza, Tokyo, Ming Ming and An Ge Ji, who hadn't seen each other for a while, were originally dating to go shopping together, but Ming Ming who suddenly received a text message said... Come to work, she has to go to work.

Mingming used his mobile phone to check whether the deposit from Wujo Wu had been received, and said:

"He asked me to come over and pretend to be his girlfriend for a while."

Hearing such an outrageous request, Ange Ji's first reaction was naturally... What kind of monster is Gojo Satoru going to do again? !

"He said that he met Edogawa Ranpo in Karuizawa, so he asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend to support him."

But as soon as this remark came out, An Geji didn't recover for a while, and the background seemed to be dark:

"Who...? Who did you just say? Edogawa... Ranpo? Is it really that Edogawa Ranpo!"

Angeji will never forget that when she heard that Gojo Satoru had a girlfriend, she was really shocked... Gojo Satoru could actually get a girlfriend? !So, with horror, she went to see what kind of girl was harmed by Gojo Satoru.

As a result, when An Geji first saw the "poor" little girl who made her feel pity...

I saw the 16-year-old girl named Edogawa Ranpo suddenly took out a pair of glasses and stuck them on the bridge of her nose, and then yelled "Super reasoning—!"

And Gojo Satoru was standing behind the girl, where the spell was activated... Blast? !

What are you doing, making special effects? !

Just when An Ge Ji was at a loss...

"How, how, can you see the troubles of the singer now?" Gojo Satoru looked excited, and with his hands, he directly surrounded his lover in his arms from behind with a height difference of more than 20 centimeters, passionately in love The people in it can't wait to spread dog food to the whole world, especially for Gojo Satoru, who never knows what a low-key is, "Diva, I saw you were a little unhappy, so I asked Ranbu to take a look... Ranbu Chao It’s awesome~ I can see through everything at a glance~ I’m sure it can help you!”

This made Ange Ji even more confused... Gojo Satoru, is he such a kind and enthusiastic person?Or is it true that once a good person gets a girlfriend, he will really change, and love makes a person better?

When Angeji almost believed Gojo Satoru was really purified by love...

But when Edogawa Ranpo opened his mouth, he said:

"Miss Diva, you should give up on the boy you fell in love with at the sorority last night. That boy has severe cleanliness. After you showed your wine at the sorority last night, you have been blacklisted by that boy. , so stop wasting time and energy, hurry up and find the next target!"

Um Diva: "..."

And Gojo Satoru said "Wow", and the interest on his face became more intense:

"Look, I just said that Luanbu is super powerful. I immediately helped Diva get rid of a fruitless object, so as to prevent you from wasting your feelings and eliminate troubles for you. Say thank you Luanbu~"

Um Diva: "..."

She finally understood why Gojo Satoru was able to find a girlfriend... This is clearly because he found someone of the same kind!

what--! ! !

That first meeting was just the beginning, and in the following years... An Geji really didn't want to recall how she was misfortune by that couple!Nightmare, nightmare, it was all a nightmare!

When those two people get together, the destructive power is not multiplied by two, but the destructive power is quadratic!

Four years ago, when she heard that the two had broken up completely, she almost cried on the spot... Finally, finally, this pair of scourges finally went solo!It makes people cry with joy so much that they want to set off fireworks!

But then I thought...then, don't these two people want to harm others?Maybe it would be better for the two of them to blame each other?

Ah, in short, no matter what, just Gojo Satoru alone is much less lethal than the combination of "Gojo Satoru x Edogawa Ranpo", and it is not so unbearable.

And at this moment, I heard that the former couple reunited... Could it be that they are going to get back together again? !

Immediately, An Geji felt a cosmic level of malice, and immediately pulled Mingming back, and advised her to think twice, the money might be earned with her life:

"Are you sure you want to go?! Have you forgotten how powerful the persecution will be if those two people get together!"

If you have a life to make money, you have to have a life to spend!

This is indeed a problem. Even Mingming, who regards money as the top of all things in the world, couldn't help thinking for three seconds, and finally sighed softly:

"That's true, but five... he gave too much."

……

Karuizawa Hotel, after the smoky lunch, in Buteisha's room——

"Miss Luanbu, can't you... find someone else?"

"No! It's decided, Dazai, you are my temporary boyfriend No. [-]! I can't find a replacement No. [-] at the moment, so it can only be you!"

Osamu Dazai still tried his best to get himself out of this troublesome thing that couldn't be done.

Although he likes to watch a good show, he doesn't like acting in it as a party involved... What if it turns into a murder case in the end?Ugh, that kind of death is not only painful but also aggrieved, absolutely not!

"Aren't these all reserve candidates?"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand and pointed at the male members of the detective agency.

"They are all underage at first glance!" Edogawa Ranpo shook his head repeatedly.

"Then, what about Kunikida-kun? Kunikida-kun is a standard mature social person!"

Involuntarily being pushed out by his "good partner", Kunikida Doppo was stunned for a moment, and then seriously began to think about how to play the role of a good boyfriend... After all, if it was Miss Ranpo's request, he couldn't do anything Refuse.

However, Edogawa Ranpo directly rejected this proposal:

"Kunikida can't do it, it's the boyfriend, not the male mommy, who is going to act temporarily!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

"Mr Kuni... Kunikida, are you okay?!" Butei Conscience Atsushi Nakajima comforted the senior who was huddled in a corner alone.

And the Wuzhen Shuangbi is still arguing endlessly——

"Where is Mr. Edgar Allan Poe? If he knew, he would be quite happy to be your temporary boyfriend No. [-], Miss Ranpo!"

"It's too late, Poe is in the United States now, even if he flies over with a private jet, it's too late!"

"For those who are close... How about the new inspector Furuya from Yokohama? Miss Ranpo, you must have noticed that inspector Furuya has quite a lot of experience in role-playing!"

"No, if the president knows that I asked the public police to help me with this kind of thing, he will definitely scold me! Also, listen to me, today's affairs must be kept secret from the president!"

"Then, that's... that's right! I can find a way to deceive... ah, I mean, I can find a way to persuade Chuuya to help, let Chuya play the role of Miss Ranpo's temporary boyfriend No. [-], how about it? !"

For this option, Edogawa Ranpo thought for half a second, then shook his head with his mouth shut:

"The cool hat guy is fine in other aspects, that is... Gojo Gojo, he is more than 1.9 meters tall, and the cool hat guy is standing in front of him... I always feel like I lost in terms of momentum."

She could even imagine that Gojo Satoru would definitely turn his head to look around on purpose, and then pretend to say [Where is it?where?Ranpo, where is your boyfriend, why didn't I see it? 】

...I will never let that guy succeed!She will not lose!

In response, Osamu Dazai nodded deeply:

"Yeah, that's a problem, eh."

All the alternatives were rejected, and Edogawa Ranpo pointed his fingers and made a final decision:

"It's decided! Dazai, you will continue to play my temporary boyfriend No. [-]! Let that guy see, I won't find that kind of boyfriend who has nothing but good looks! After all, besides good looks, Dazai, you also have There is...uh..."

I didn't mention any individual advantages for a long time, and finally ended in silence.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

How should I put it, he actually felt a little sympathetic to that ex-boyfriend.

Also, it was a miracle that these two people were able to stick together for so many years.