I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter9

Edogawa Ranpo has never been a person who has too high demands on material enjoyment, but when someone deliberately shows off his power in this regard, it is still difficult not to be aroused in his bones... Especially the person who is showing off his power is a famous This creature for "ex-boyfriend"!

Seeing Edogawa looking towards the opposite side in a flustered manner, without taking a bite of the food on the plate, Kunikida Doppo who was sitting on the other side couldn't help but open his mouth and said:

"Miss Ranbu, the saury in this hotel is still very famous, and the taste is not bad... Shall I pick out the fishbone for you?"

The president is not here, and he is away from home. He has to take the responsibility of taking good care of Miss Luanbu.

No matter what, you can't be so angry that you don't eat.

And Edogawa Ranpo nodded sullenly, "Yes."

Seeing that the treasure of the Armed Detective Agency has been wronged... this is still possible!It doesn't matter what is right and wrong in it!Ranchu, a member of the Butei Club, expressed that Miss Ranpo is always right!

In an instant, all the members of the Wuzhen Club glared at Gojo Satoru opposite with unanimous nuclear and kind eyes.

Gojo Satoru: "???"

...This unity is too fast, right? !

The people of Buteisha have surrounded Edogawa Ranpo in the center, as if they want to protect their peerless treasure, and resolutely prevent it from being polluted by some unknown substance from the outside world!

"Miss Ranbu, do you want to drink pop soda? I'll go to a nearby convenience store and buy you a bottle? Don't worry, we won't tell the president that you drink pop soda during lunch." The senior is much younger, but Tanizaki Junichiro still took the attitude of coaxing his younger sister, and coaxed Edogawa Ranpo like a little sister.

And as the real little sister, Naomi Tanizaki also took the initiative to post with Edogawa Ranpo girls:

"Miss Ranpo, hurry up and eat~ Didn't you agree that we will go to explore the dessert shops in the town together after lunch? There is a cake shop that Miss Ranbu has been looking forward to for a long time, right?"

All of them patiently coaxed Edogawa Ranpo to have a good meal. Even Osamu Dazai took the risk of being stabbed by a white-haired man opposite him, and really dug a spoonful of custard with just the right temperature with his empty right hand , to the mouth of the purring girl next to her:

"Miss Luanbu, the custard is no longer hot, come on, open your mouth, ah—"

Gojo Satoru, who saw this scene, almost broke the chopsticks in his hand.

... The delicacies of mountains and seas are not fragrant in the mouth.

Everyone over there held Edogawa Ranpo like a group favorite, but on his side...

The few brats he brought were all focused on the food!One is full of praise for the food and keeps trying new things, one is busy taking pictures and tweeting, and the other is just silently bowing his head to eat and completely refuses to interpret the atmosphere at the moment.

Compared with the two, it seems that he looks lonely.

If this is recorded as a small video and posted on the Internet, I am afraid that it will be directly tagged as a #money can't buy true feelings# topic and become a hot search topic.

Hello!You three, don't patronize and eat!Look at me, teacher!The teacher on the other side is forming a group to bully you, shouldn't you hurry up and unite around the teacher to launch a counterattack against them!

Hurry up!Quickly create a group favorite image for the teacher!Do you have the heart to see the teacher lose in this kind of contest with your ex?

Gojo Satoru desperately used his six eyes to give hints to the students, but the feedback he received...

Fu Heihui refused to accept hints, and continued to bow his head as a transparent cook.

As for Knotaba Yuhito and Nagasaki Yeqiangwei, if it weren't for the fact that Edogawa Ranpo was indeed at the age of three from Fukuroe, otherwise they would still be unable to stop looking at their teacher with condemning eyes.

Although it is not necessary to condemn now, but to "extremely pamper" the "respected" Wutiao teacher...

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei covered her face to express her refusal... I'm sorry, it was too difficult, and she was afraid that she would not be able to resist swinging a hammer to beat herself.

Knotabagi Yuhito said quite frankly and honestly:

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm not very good at picking fish bones, why don't you eat salmon instead? That bone has already been removed."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Now it's a question of which fish has more bones and which has fewer bones!Youruhito, you are not the kind of person who can't read the air!Say, have you already defected to the opposite side!Teacher, I am so sad!

Seeing himself losing more and more miserable in front of his predecessor, Gojo Satoru felt that he had to use his "killer mace" to fight back!

Sitting on the tatami mat, Gojo Satoru stretched his arms lazily back, leaned back halfway and said:

"Hey, what a pity. My girlfriend has something to do and she won't be here until a while later. Otherwise, if she was here, she would definitely pick out my favorite food and hand it to me."

As soon as this remark came out, Yuzu Yuhito and Kizaki Yaqiang almost choked on the food they had just swallowed, and Fukuroe, who had been silent as the background board, also turned her head in shock to look at Gojo Satoru who "spoke wildly" , clearly conveying "You lied to ghosts!"

Gojo Satoru pretended to be surprised and looked at the three students, "Hey~ You don't even know, I'm dating Mingming!"

The three students were so surprised that they lost their voices... Teacher Wutiao and senior Mingming? !When did these two get together? !

And Gojo Satoru, after catching the eyes cast by Edogawa Ranbu over there, tried his best to suppress the upward movement of the corners of his mouth, and in an instant, he seemed to have returned to the previous dk era, and said with a foul mouth:

"Why are you three so surprised? Teacher, my ideal type is of course a mature and intelligent beauty like Mingming. It is impossible to find a childish kid to be her nanny."

Hearing this, Knotabagi Youren quietly tugged at the corner of his teacher's red shirt, suggesting that he stop talking... Teacher, if you keep talking, the group of people on the opposite side might come up and massacre you !

Fu Heihui was also stuck in his throat with a thousand words and didn't know where to start... He finally saw what it means to sprint desperately towards Bad Ending.

... No, if this continues, let alone BadEnding, even DeadEnding can be typed out!

But as a student's last conscience, he still couldn't bear to directly dismantle the teacher, and quietly sent a message on his mobile phone to ask——

【Teacher, when did senior Mingming become your girlfriend! 】

And Gojo Satoru also replied with extremely fast hand speed——

【Is it okay to be my girlfriend now? Aren't "girlfriend for a day" and "boyfriend for a day" very popular~ Renting a girlfriend is a formal industry in Japan. 】

Seeing this reply, Fu Heihui was stuck in his throat with a thousand words——

[Will senior Mingming agree to such a thing! 】

In this regard, Gojo Satoru is quite confident——

【Well, as long as I give enough. 】

Fu Heihui: "..."