After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

Unknowingly when the sky began to rain, it matched the atmosphere of the eerie haunted house.

Qi Yunzhou was standing in the rain with a bottle of ice water, and through the side glass window, he saw Xueshen Xiaohua sitting together in the cafe, feeling dazzling and comfortable.

"Host, your current expression is like a sad male lead who is too emotionally hurt to come forward," Sasa bubbled, "Look at the atmosphere of the male and female hosts who are whispering now, quickly, loudly and rhythmically tap the glass window , tell them you're there!"

"What is it, Gu Yan, Lin Lu, the disharmonious light bulb?" Qi Yunzhou sighed slowly, "Thunderstorms ruined the marriage of brothers, look at the waiter next to him who even brought roses."

"Then host, why are you still standing here stupidly?"

"Children don't understand. Dad is listening to the raindrops falling on the green grass."

Inside the cafe.

"Even if it's about my aunt, you don't want to see me?" Lin Lu took a leisurely sip of coffee, "Although I'm a few years later than Qi Yunzhou, I'll be the one who watched you grow up later, right? Are you so out of touch now?"

"As for the identification of our relationship, I think you need some time to calm down." The boy sitting in front of Lin Lu had sharp eyebrows and a snowy face, and his tone was light, "You are not old, so don't add seniority to yourself."

"Thank you, I've been calm for many years," Lin Lu saw the surprise flashing in Gu Yan's eyes, and continued, "The sports field was too hasty last time, and I think I need to say goodbye to this relationship. Funeral," she smiled and pointed to the roses on the table, "Rose funeral, isn't it romantic?"

Gu Yan felt that he could go.

He only knows a little about feelings, but he also knows that it is not good to get along with the former crush.

Cut the mess with a quick knife.

Just as he was about to get up, Lin Lu's fierce voice came: "I've been pretending to be a lady for a long time. If you continue to behave like this, I won't tell you the details about Qi Yunzhou's love letter!"

Gu Yan stopped in his tracks.

"If you don't have this, you probably want to let me go." Lin Lu proudly took out a pink envelope, and recited affectionately, "Dear Lin Lu, in a sea of ​​people with a normal distribution, since I first The moment I saw you for the first time, we met at the top of the Lorenz curve."

"Fate is like a lens, focusing us on each other. Your aluminum-like personality deeply attracts me. However, being as good as you, I only dare to do centripetal movements with you as the center."

"I am one night, in the nonlinear Schrödinger equation of love, I am determined to become an Archimedean spiral to combine with you, producing the romance of heart-shaped function and the aroma of esterification reaction..."

"Finally, please allow me to tell you once again, I love you."

Lin Lu read this love letter, which was clearly written by classmate Qi, graciously, and her mouth was dry. It was really touching and approved by those who heard it. Gu Yan silently walked to the side where Lin Lu wrote it and stared at it. With the familiar handwriting on the pink love letter, his expression became more and more relaxed as his face darkened.

"Is this love letter written by Yunzhou for someone else?" Gu Yan finally spoke in the ghostly atmosphere, "He also started a business of copying homework for others before."

Although he made all the homework answers, a thick-skinned guy even made a gimmick with a 100% correct rate, forming a large number of high-quality customers.

"So sure?" Lin Lu frowned her long and delicate eyebrows.

Gu Yan said succinctly: "He couldn't make up so many scientific terms at that time."

"Then why are you still staring at the love letter with such a cold face?" Lin Lu said, "Don't think I don't know, the paper is about to be stared at by a bull with a hole in it!"

"It was written by him." Gu Yan replied.

Lin Lu: "..."

Sooner or later, she will be dazzled by the profoundness of Chinese culture.

"Speaking of you, you still care about Qi Yunzhou so much, you even want to possess his notes." Lin Lu sighed and gave the love letter to Gu Yan, "So I can't give up the whole forest for your tree. .”

She said: "I hope that what I like is someone who cares about me, even if it's only about my family background and appearance, but you will give all your care to another boy. Then classmate Gu, I wish you success."

"Come on, cheers!" Lin Lu held up the coffee, "May you chase people longer than me!"

"I also wish you meet someone better than me," Gu Yan said in a low voice, "You pretended to be too hard in front of me." He also took a sip of coffee, and from the corner of his eye through the glass, he saw a man standing in the rain. people.

Qi Yunzhou whistled in the rain: "Is this a toast to each other's future? Why is it different from the script?"

Classmate Qi watched the interaction between the two people in the coffee house in conflict, from approaching each other to handing over the love letter, just when he felt that his Chinese cabbage could be cultivated into a real fruit, the two of the golden boy and the jade girl started you bless me, I bless you , Let flowers become flowers and trees become trees mode.

The above piles are all guesses by Qi students under the systematic science popularization.

The sound insulation effect of the glass of the cafe is good, and Qi, who didn't hear what was said, made up his own brain, was messed up in the rain.

"Why don't you bring an umbrella?"

The raindrop sister dancing on his head was gone, Qi Yunzhou raised his eyebrows and looked at the person rushing out of the cafe: "Why did you come out?"

Gu Yan looked at the deskmate whose hair was still crying, with an angry and funny expression on his face: "Should I not come out?"

"Don't want to accompany a certain important person?" Qi Yunzhou threw out the excuse of classmate Gu in the WeChat chat.

"The person I want to accompany is here." Gu Yan took out a stack of tissues and wiped off the water on Qi Yunzhou's head, "Where are you going?"

"That haunted house in front, my deskmate, why are you following me?"

"I can't follow you?"

"There are roses in the coffee shop, a small pink envelope, and a beautiful school flower," Qi Yunzhou said, "but the haunted house in front of you only has female ghosts with unique tastes, there are strange skeletons, a bunch of dog's tail grass and so on. A tablemate who wants to scream."

"Keep your eyes open, deskmate," Qi Yunzhou was heartbroken, "An excellent and beautiful school belle, a deskmate who hugs your arm and screams when the time comes, any fool knows..."

"Host, your heart is as complicated as an onion." Sasha said quietly.

"You're right." Gu Yan put away the paper in his hand, and then tilted the direction of the umbrella towards Qi Yunzhou's position: "Lin Lu is indeed beautiful and outstanding," he showed a look of appreciation.

"Right, then hurry up..."

"But I will only dry your hair and hold an umbrella." Gu Yan said lightly.

Gu Yan's tone faded, but a mushroom cloud rose slowly above Qi Yunzhou's head.

As for a school belle who was neglected:...

Lin Lu: It's clearly a movie of three people, but I don't deserve to have a name? !

Halfway through drinking coffee, a face popped out of the window, and before I could properly scream, the male pig feet in front of me rushed out——

I'm tragic, I'm sad, I want to order the most expensive pastries in the audience anyway, Gu Yan pays the bill!

The confused light and mist emitted by the mushroom cloud still enveloped Qi's thinking until the two of them reached the haunted house.

In the haunted house, the piranhas from Class [-] were waiting to bite.

"Brother Qi fell into the toilet?" He Fei glanced outside the haunted house from time to time, "Isn't he going to buy water?"

Chen Liang, who was meeting with the staff of the haunted house, also forgot the time of the matchmaking session. He was stuck at the door like a Wang Ge stone, his face turned red, and his glasses flew away.

This unusual reaction immediately caught Liang Fan's attention. The old squad leader stretched his neck under the skull and saw that when he was walking towards them holding the same umbrella, his legs and feet staggered, and he almost didn't perform a knee-jerk attack. kneel.

Liang Fan's kneeling made Student Qi come to his senses, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Squad leader, I know you are very excited to see my deskmate, but there is no need to show such a grand gesture."

"There is water on the ground, be careful." Gu Yan helped Liang Fan of "Goose Goose Goose" while reminding the people around him.

"I've been careful."

"You even wrestled in the sports meeting."

"...that was an accident!"

"I'm sorry to interrupt," Liang Fan finally stopped. He didn't care about the water on his pants, and looked at Qi Yunzhou with admiration, "Brother Qi, you ran out to buy some water. Abducted?"

Gu Yan said, "I met on the road."

Qi Yunzhou replied, "It's just a coincidence."

"Coincidentally, why did you wait so long?" Zhou Zhi was still a little suspicious.

"Wait?" Qi Yunzhou only felt that Gu Yan's puzzled gaze dissected his contradictory thoughts, "Outside the cafe?"

"Don't believe Zhou Zhi's nonsense," Qi Yunzhou maintained the appropriate smile that Sasa asked for in the haunted house, "I just happened to pass by."

A smile appeared in Gu Yan's eyes, and he didn't know whether to believe it or not.

But no matter whether Gu Shen believes it or not, Jia Jia has already picked up the camera that cannot be separated from her hand and started to shoot straight away. While shooting, she looked at the rainy sky and said: "The sky is waiting for the rain, and I am waiting for you... ..."

Sasa also secretly picked up the picture of two people holding an umbrella, and it wagged its tail: "Since Gu Yan is here, the small task is completed ahead of schedule!"

"The task reward is a small surprise that is about to be fulfilled. The host can look forward to it now."

Qi Yunzhou's eyes remained calm, a little surprise?

It's not just a little scare, he can't complain about Sasha's strange reward now.

"By the way, the reward I gave Gu Yan before, the little wish," Qi Yunzhou recalled this, "Did it come true?"

"Let me take a look... the system center shows that the little wish of your tablemate has been fulfilled, although it hasn't been taken care of for too long."

"This reward is not in place. Gu Yan's sincere wish, how can he only take care of it for a short time, at least a month?"

"One month?" Sasa's voice was delicate, "Host, do you want some unlucky person to be seriously injured for a month?"

"I'm just kidding, Dad, I'm an excellent student with a correct mind."

"..."

After teasing with Sasa, Qi Yunzhou remembered that he finally didn't have to maintain a personable persona, treat ghosts with a smile, and act as the captain of the death squad. Looking at the monsters and ghosts who had been invisibly full of hatred in the last game, he grabbed Gu Yan's arm .

"At the same table, I'm just a helpless little pitiful! You must protect me, or I will never see your lively and lively tablemate again!"

The eleven members who saw Brother Qi smiling and shaking hands with the female ghost: "..."

This style is wrong!

"Don't worry, you will always be alive and kicking." Gu Yan patted Qi Yunzhou's head.

"I will do something strange to protect myself, don't be surprised at my deskmate." Qi Yunzhou added worryingly.

Gu Yan: "...Okay."

Ten seconds later, Gu Yan watched as Qi Yunzhou walked in the dark with a trumpet brought from a table by the door, shouting, "Students, let us sing the praises of the core values ​​of socialism together!"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony..."

"let's go!"