After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

Qi Yunzhou stared at the closed door: "It's only been a few days, and I feel that my mother despises me."

"Host, your mother still loves you." Sa Sa suffered from Xu Manshao's inability to transform into a real body at home these days, and now she can finally go out to relax and become Sa Sa happily, her tail wagging, "Take me out for a walk!"

"The meeting place of Class [-] in the group...is a well-known haunted house," Qi Yunzhou showed an indescribable expression after reading a bunch of neglected news in the group, "Sasa, if you like, you can have a date with the pretty ghost sister and Handsome brother Skeleton playing chase together."

Sasha stopped talking, trembling at the picture of the haunted house leaflet posted in the piranha group.

In places it didn't see, Qi Yunzhou's hand holding the phone also trembled a little.

"Brother Qi, you're here too. Seeing that you didn't reply in the group, I thought you weren't interested in this." Liang Fan saw that Qi Yunzhou had arrived, his eyes lit up, and he turned his head to look behind Qi Yunzhou, "Behind you..."

"Is there a ghost behind me?" Qi Yunzhou looked at the gloomy haunted house in front of him, his expression changed.

"Didn't I just see you coming, hoping that Gu Shen would appear suddenly?" Liang Fan rubbed his head with a smile.

"I'm busy," Qi Yunzhou breathed a sigh of relief. He said that in order to resist the temptation during the holidays, he almost blocked all contact updates. Among the classmates, Gu Yan was left to chat about daily life. "He said that there is something important today."

"Brother Qi, you really keep in touch with God Gu, but what about me?" Zhou Zhi looked depressed, "Why did I send a message: Your fellow Taoist is in retreat, please contact me later."

"That's right, I almost couldn't get in touch even if I wanted to ask you to come out to play." He Fei also patted Qi Yunzhou's shoulder dissatisfiedly, "What about our Iron Triangle's impregnable friendship? Brother Qi, are you still our good brother!"

"Brother has been busy these days." Qi Yunzhou said while releasing his friends from the do-not-disturb list, "Don't worry, I've contracted the homework for the few days before class."

"My brother is reliable." Zhou Zhi calmed down his depression.

"It's not too bad, Brother Qi, remember to send homework photos at night." He Fei patted his shoulder to encourage.

Qi Yunzhou looked around, half of the students in the class came, and many girls also came, expressing fear of the lifelike bloody clothes hanging outside the haunted house, and a few people came over to him for protection, Qi Yunzhou said on the surface that he must work hard , Twitching inwardly, he said that he would wait a while and estimate that the first incarnation screamed chicken.

"Let's play two scenes later, one is St. Paul's Women's Hospital, and the other is fleeing from Huangquan Road." Chen Liang raised his eyes and said to everyone, seeing Qi Yunzhou's low interest, he added, "Don't worry, everyone After searching the information, the scene of this St. Paul Women's Hospital is realistic and frightening."

"It is said to be the best place to spend money to buy sin!"

He Fei also patted Qi Yunzhou's shoulder vigorously in fear; "That's right, Brother Qi, it is said that in addition to the man-made horror effect, there are many staff members who are disguised as ghosts, and there may be corpses crawling out of wooden barrels..." He made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Qi Yunzhou: "..." There is no need to be so detailed.

"May I bring a pocket knife in?" he mused.

He Fei turned pale with shock: "Brother Qi, attacking the staff of the haunted house is not advisable!"

Qi Yunzhou: No, the best friend really overestimated him.

He just wanted to wipe his neck before the ghost scared him to death.

"Host, you can't bear this psychologically." Sasa has recovered from the initial trembling, "You are a warrior who died once, why are you afraid of the ghosts played by the staff?" The paw pointed to the inside of the haunted house, which looked weird at first glance, "Host, take the courage to rush in first, and let the students behind you see your masculinity!"

Qi Yunzhou said in his heart: "It was because of my rebirth that the foundation of materialism was shaken."

"Ding! Learn like a dog, play like a gentleman, a new mission is released: bravely enter the haunted house."

"The host please keep a calm smile throughout the process, and deal with ghosts and ghosts in a personable manner, so that they can feel the truth, goodness and beauty in the world."

"Cancel this damn mission for me immediately." Qi Yunzhou picked up Sasa's neck.

Sasha struggled: "There are task rewards!"

"alright."

A true warrior dares to face the bleak ghosts and the dripping blood.

Under the admiring eyes of the classmates in Class [-], Qi Yunzhou took the lead in a personable manner.

There was no delay in speaking, as soon as the warrior came out, he felt a cold breath, the skeleton hung high, roared, and the female ghost flashed!

I saw that the ghost was tall and thin, and it seemed that she had borrowed a sling. Her feet were suspended in the air, as if floating from the blood-stained wall into the crowd.

In the BGM and screams that make people ascend to heaven, the female ghost's blue and cracked face is close to Zhou Zhi.

Zhou Zhi let out a scream that shattered the sky: "Ahh! Brother Qi, save me!"

The corners of Qi Yunzhou's tense mouth almost turned crooked, and he said to himself, pig teammate, pig teammate, he was scared to death by the screams of his friends before he fainted.

This is definitely the most shameful way to die in a haunted house, bar none.

Noticing that the livid cracked face turned to him, the hollow eyes and skull oozing blood, Qi Yunzhou suppressed the ten thousand screaming chickens singing in his heart, and gracefully held the female ghost's cold as dead hand, the corner of his lips The female ghost was taken aback by the smile.

"Sister, your silicone face is cracked. This kind of silicone contains toxic substances. Wearing it for a long time will damage the skin." Resisting the urge to sing the core values ​​of socialism, Qi Yunzhou looked at the corner of the ghost's lips that began to bleed, trembling in his heart She smiled and said, "Why is the lipstick on the corner of your lips fading all the time, you must support genuine products when you buy things."

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost stretched out her fallen nails in shock, and summoned the red-clothed ghost bride in front of her to start chasing Qi Yunzhou madly.

In the weird BGM, the surviving classmates began to stare.

Chen Liang observed: "Have all the ghosts chased Brother Qi?"

Liang Fan clenched his fists: "He ran away, she chased after."

Zhou Zhi burst into tears: "He can't fly without wings!"

I saw the ghost floating very fast with the sling, and soon the two ghosts stopped Qi Yunzhou in the corner.

Jia Jia had already covered her face in grief, how could Gu Shen be absent at such a critical time!

In the next second, Qi Yunzhou, who was forced into a corner, slowly raised his head.

"what!"

Two screams sounded, and Jiajia slowly moved her hand covering her face, "The voice doesn't seem to be from Brother Qi..."

Of course, this voice was not made by Qi Yunzhou, he always kept in mind the task requirement of keeping a smile and a demeanor.

Although this smile and demeanor are hidden under the mask.

The two staff members who were pretending to be ghosts were trembling with fright. These days, it's not easy to be a ghost, and it's okay to endure the sudden irritability of tourists from time to time, but now there are even people who take the initiative to scare ghosts!

The white skirt ghost's wig fell off, the bride ghost's red hijab was thrown away, and the boy caught between them raised his face.

It was not a boy's face.

It was a gloomy skeleton, with the light of revenge for the wronged dead shining in its empty eyes.

"Sasa, your mask won't scare people out of trouble, right?" Qi Yunzhou looked worriedly at the two staff members who collapsed on the ground.

"It is produced by the system and is a high-end product. It's not just a talk," Sasa said. "But don't worry, the ghost performers are professional. You have to believe that they can bear it."

Two ghost performers: No, let me go, this kind of tourists can't afford to be hurt.

"My Brother Qi is a real man, even ghosts would bow down under his suit pants," Zhou Zhi, who had regained his composure, patted the shoulders of the people around him triumphantly, "He Fei, don't you think so?"

People around me didn't respond.

Zhou Zhi looked over suspiciously, and his soul flew away after seeing it.

It was a pale, pale face.

Zhou Zhi: "!"

He rolled his eyes, and the shoes on his feet flew out.

On the other side, Qi Yunzhou, who gracefully helped up the two collapsed staff members and explained with a smile that they were just gadgets, received another fatal serial cue from the large army.

He rushed over with the two ghosts, and when he saw the paralyzed ghost pretender who was hit by a stinky shoe, he fell silent.

Qi Yunzhou first looked at Jiyou's empty feet, and then gracefully took away the shoe that just hit the top of the ghost pretender's head. When the ghost pretender wanted to thank him, Qi Yunzhou looked at the picture that seemed to have been painted ten layers Fen's face, eyelashes trembling wildly, bending his eyes with all his strength: "Can you do us a favor?"

The ghost pretender was dazzled by the young man's smile, suddenly lost the ferocious quality of pretending to be a ghost, and nodded subconsciously.

"It's like this, look, my friend just threw off both shoes," the ghost-player who had just removed the stinky shoes from his head followed the direction of the boy's fingers and saw Classmate Zhou's stinky eyes. Feet, a bad premonition surged in my heart, "Can you stop the scary part and help my classmate find shoes?"

"You know, it's dark in here, and we're not familiar with it."

Person pretending to be a ghost: "..."

Class eleven: "..."

In the eerie haunted house, after looking at each other, the ghost and the player lay down on the ground together, looking for a missing shoe.

"Brother Qi, it's really you, I swear this is the scariest haunted house I've ever played in!" At the end of the game, Liang Fan clutched his chest with lingering fear, the turning point just now was really exciting.

Qi Yunzhou's thinking is not on the same channel as the squad leader: "There will be a road to hell later, right?"

Chen Liang answered: "It was originally this, but the staff felt that our lethality was too great, and the ghosts on Huangquan Road couldn't hold it. After discussion, they changed it to Rhapsody of the Living Dead. Simply put, it is ghosts and mutant zombies."

God fucking Rhapsody of the Dead, god fucking ghosts and zombies, it's a double whammy of body and mind.

Qi Yunzhou felt that he could no longer suppress the chorus of tens of thousands of screaming chickens in his throat. Under the eyes of a group of people who wanted him to be the captain of the death squad, he excused himself to buy water and went out to be quiet first.

After drinking a bottle of ice water, Qi Yunzhou felt that his heart, which had been tortured by ghosts, was waiting to be rescued. When he was about to walk in the direction of the haunted house, his eyes froze when he glanced in one direction.

"No, this is what my deskmate said about meeting important people?!"

Through the glass window, he saw Xueshen and Xiaohua, and a large bunch of them on the table between them.

Warm rose.