After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

From Gu Yan's perspective, in the haunted house's adrenaline-inducing haunting song, a group of little white sheep are about to be overwhelmed by zombies hidden in the dark, their eyes full of yearning for the future, and praising socialism core value.

It's very positive.

The ghost zombies peeping at the player in the dark corner also felt that the opponents this time were extraordinary from the loud and clear "freedom, equality, justice, and rule of law". Let these delicate flowers of the motherland feel the horror of a haunted house.

Gu Yan felt that a hand stuck on his arm was getting closer, and he asked Qi Yunzhou in a low voice, "Are you still so afraid of the dark?"

Classmate Qi, who shouted values ​​louder than anyone else, tried to properly restore his usual image: "What are you talking about?"

Gu Yan felt someone holding his trembling arm: "...it's nothing, I'm calling patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness."

After speaking, he took the initiative to ask someone at the same table who was afraid of the dark to hold on tighter.

When turning a bloody curve with piles of mutilated human bodies, a roar sounded, and the ghost flag was alarmed!

Qi Yunzhou's heart was beating wildly: on the left front was a monster crawling and losing flesh, with a sinister face showing a bone spirit; on the right front was a zombie that swooped like him at a speed of [-] meters per hour; , Student Qi suspects that a mutant creature will jump out of it at any time.

His body was almost hanging on Gu Yan's body, and his chest was full of tears. He just wanted to say that the staff are so dedicated. Didn't I just wear an extra mask and invite everyone to find a stinky shoe in the last game?Everything is the fault of the system task, so it's too bad to hold grudges like this.

He is not worthy!

Gu Yan saw Qi Yunzhou's face that was even more defeated than a ghost, so he straightened the boy's shoulders abnormally, and made his tablemate face the ghosts who surrounded them from all directions: "Yunzhou, can you see the flesh that fell off that female ghost's face? "

Qi Yunzhou hated his five-point-zero eyesight, and hated his always reliable tablemate who couldn't open or lift any pot. He was almost □□: "I can see the color of her flesh loss clearly!"

"Then, according to the color of the dropped meat, let's analyze the chemical substances that make up them," Gu Yanrou said, "Refer to page 53 of the chemistry textbook."

After being reborn, Qi Yunzhou took learning as his first responsibility, and Qi Yunzhou, who brushed up the reflexive conditions through the questions, immediately answered: "＊＊＊＊＊＊＊?"

"Think again about the chemical equations related to these chemical elements?"

Thinking of the various chemical equations of ghosts and animals, Qi Yunzhou felt that the skinny face of the female ghost was also amiable. He looked at it carefully and said: "＊＊＊＊＊＊＊?" How many substances are harmful to the skin?

The skinless female ghost who was about to startle:? !

Just for a moment, the fingers of the ghost pretender trembled more than the players——

I am very anxious to tear off this scary and harmful skin.

"Look at the rushing zombie on the right. According to observations, the initial speed is..." Gu Yan felt Qi Yunzhou's face relax at a speed visible to the naked eye, and a faint smile appeared in his eyes, "Calculate the current speed? "

Gu Yan is still reliable, Qi Yunzhou feels that he has no intention of caring about that last second and still feels terrible screaming, the speed given by classmate Gu is accurate to a few seconds after the decimal point.

In an instant, Qi's brain was running fast, and finally achieved the achievement of flashing zombies while reporting the answer.

Gu Yan: "Next, the gravity effect of this suspension..."

Qi Yunzhou: "＊＊＊＊＊"

The ghosts pounced on in the most ferocious posture: "..."

The flowers of the motherland who were scared to death in Class [-]: "..."

Are you sure this is a haunted house? !

Did they go to the wrong set? !

#Why do I feel that the topic is scarier than ghosts#

#What kind of tragedy is this on earth#

The two who asked and answered were still having fun.

At this moment, Zhou Zhi, Liang Fan, who was so frightened that he was howling like ghosts, Jia Jia Miaomiao, who was pale, Chen Liang, He Fei, whose teeth were chattering...Everyone in Class [-] felt a chill that was not a ghost, and everyone felt a chill. A fear of being dominated by learning.

Is everyone so curly these days? !

The two people, whose behavior made both the ghost and the classmates angry, got together, holding hands as if they were discussing an issue.

"Are you still afraid now?" Gu Yan asked.

The customer service staff was afraid, and Qi Yunzhou, who looked at the ghost mask more and more, was proud of himself: "I'm a superhero, the bravest kid in the audience!"

Gu Yan saw the paw print on his arm, but he didn't take it apart: "Then congratulations to the little hero."

When he walked out of the scene, the ghost-playing staff who still felt that he was out of place with the scary atmosphere handed over a lottery box and said: "In view of the wonderful performance of the players in the haunted house, you have a chance to draw a lottery."

The girls in Class [-] were very excited: "Brother Qi Gushen, hurry up and smoke!"

The staff looked at Qi Yunzhou who was pushed up for the lottery draw, and thought that everything in the lottery draw was actually a gimmick. Most people basically got lollipops and toilet paper, and more often they got a dime coin named lucky. , as he thought about it, he saw the young man in front of him draw out a small card with a unique color and colorful lights.

"What is this?" Qi Yunzhou was a little surprised.

When the staff saw the card, they were in awe: This...is really the Emperor of Europe!

He explained: "Congratulations on winning the pink couple gift bag! You know, many of the people who come to the haunted house are couples. Boys always want to see girls in their arms and they are heroes." The staff said from the workshop Holding out two large dolls that were clearly a couple, he said enviously, "I wanted to give one as a pair with my girlfriend, but it's a pity..." He gave one to classmate Qi who was still in a daze, and the other one……

The staff looked around, and the flowers in Class [-] took a step back tacitly.

Jiajia backed away and shouted, "Give the other doll to this cool handsome guy!"

Chen Liang also nodded in agreement: "That's right, Gu Shen and Brother Qi contributed the most in the haunted house."

The staff understood, and he handed the other doll to Gu Yan's hand and said, "That's right, the two of you look good together." Momo added, "You two should be together for a long time, don't be like me and my daughter. Friends..." He seemed to be thinking of something sad, tears streaming down his face.

Qi Yunzhou who was staring at the doll in a daze: Brother, didn't you see that Gu Yan and I are both men?

The problem is that Gu Yan still said very seriously: "We will."

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

Hua'er from Class [-]: "..."

What can you do?

Will it be... for a long time?

"Host, are you satisfied with this little surprise?"

In Qi Yunzhou's mind, Sasa's voice suddenly came online.

"Satisfaction is a big ghost..." Qi Yunzhou's eyelids twitched, and before he finished speaking, Liang Fan called him over to take a group photo of the event.

In front of the haunted house, among the group of smiling people, he and Gu Yan hold a doll that matches each other, you bend your eyes and I hook your lips, the atmosphere is really good.

It was the first time Qi Yunzhou saw Gu Yan's frozen smile on the photo, and his heart skipped a beat.

"Nice little surprise."

He changed his words and said to Sasha in his heart.

Talking about thinking that there is no one at home, I can hug a doll to sleep at night when I am bored.

Little did he know that a handsome Bingshan guy next to him had similar thoughts in his mind.

"If you lack a sense of security in your heart, you can hug a doll and sleep with a substitute at night."

Holding the doll, Gu Yan remembered what the psychiatrist said on Saturday.

The two raised their heads and smiled inexplicably.

Lightbulbs around: increasingly feel their presence is too bright.

Late night

The piranhas of the motherland.

Yi who eats melons in the melon field: Big news, big news!Gu Shen and Brother Qi are giving out sugar again!

The one who eats melons in the melon field: picture jpg

Strawberry Donuts: Didn't I miss today's event?What am I missing!

And those two dolls!

Mathematics loves me again: I stabbed wildly.

Mathematics loves me again: you missed a billion!

Did you get an SSR today: tsk tsk tsk, think about the last game that led us to kill all directions in the haunted house, shook hands with the female ghost, and gently asked the ghost to help find the shoes, the next game will turn into a pendant of God Gu, weak Poor and helpless.

Did you get the SSR today: Brother Qi is not here, right?jpg

If I learn more, I will ascend to heaven: What!Gu Shen also went!

If I learn more, I will ascend to heaven: Squad leader, why didn’t the word Gu□□ be in your list of activities at that time!

If I learn more, I will ascend to heaven: I knew it earlier!I!

Today is another day of serving people's names: This... but Gu Shen was dragged over by Brother Qi when we were halfway through the game when we went out to buy some water.

My cp addicted to sugar: ...

My cp sucking sugar: such a coincidence?

My CP sucks sugar: I understand, as long as Brother Qi is around, I don’t have to worry about God not coming!

Little fish swims in the water: The truth is upstairs!

Xiao Yu'er swims in the water: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I feel like I have the motivation to do my homework!

Ordinary passer-by A: Homework... Back to reality, send the homework to the boss?

An ordinary passer-by: Class monitor, school committee, ask for support!

Ordinary passer-by A: Homework is due tomorrow!

Today is another day of serving people's names: I haven't written it yet, so you ask God Gu for it?

Today is another day of serving people's names: I risked my dog's guts, @Helpful Gu Haoren

Today is another day of serving people's names: Surprise!Gu □□ words!

Today is another day of serving people's names: there is no news, Gu Shen should not read this, I will go and urge Chen Liang to save his life.

A few seconds after Liang Fan finished sending the message, he saw several messages from Gu Shen.

Helpful Gu Haoren: long picture jpg

Helpful Gu Haoren: long picture jpg

Helpful Gu Haoren: My answer, please refer to it, you need to think for yourself to learn.

There is no end to learning: I saw Huo Gushen bubbling in the group!

There is no end to learning: Gu Shen, I must think hard!

What followed was a dozen blockbuster thrillers, happy excitement, expressing gratitude, similar in content but lively.

At this time, a different content flashed out: Gu Shen, do you mind what we posted earlier...

The group of people knocking on CP was shocked, and the group was quiet.

After a long time, when the happy autistic person who was knocking on CP just now was about to pass out and scream, Gu Yan sent a message.

Helpful Good People: Nevermind.

The piranhas of the motherland: "..."

Very good, many people are really fainting now.