My baby tamer can't be the leader
Chapter 32
I’m actually a little dizzy now, not just because of the alcohol, but I think Dazai has to bear some of the blame. His operations really made me realize what magic reality is...unbelievable!There will be a day when Dazai will reconcile with the little animals around me!
Is same-sex repulsion a false proposition?I am very puzzled!
Mayumi Kinashi looked at me for a while with an indescribable expression, then raised her hand and shook it in front of my eyes, "Hey—are you still conscious?"
I waved her hand away angrily, "I'm not dizzy, I can finish two small cups of baijiu at once... It's the wine with a proof of 50 degrees and above, which is still within the range! "
After a short period of contemplation, I couldn't help asking her, "Do you know if there is a mechanical simulation animal that can be made like a real cat? It just shows its belly and act like a baby naturally, without any mechanical sense , the kind that can make special calls under different emotions? Maybe it hasn’t been commercialized yet, but there are some prototypes in the laboratory?”
"Haven't you already started talking nonsense..." She complained with squinted eyes, "If there is such a product, do you think you will never see it on the news from the beginning to the end? Please, if there is such a product This kind of pet does not require you to shovel shit, you don’t have to worry about hair loss, and it will be very realistic and simulated as a pet. Even if it has just been put on the shelves this second, you will find that everyone has one tomorrow! Even if it is a laboratory product, everyone The club is definitely rushing to make reservations, so wake up!"
"My God... the sun will rise from the west tomorrow." I held my forehead, took another sip of the wine in my hand, and managed to calm down for a while, "It's so strange, it's still so strange, I really still think that bird The cat has a problem!"
Muli Mayumi curled her lips, "Then you can tell him not to keep him."
"..." I pondered for a moment, "I think, I can afford this little risk..."
"Drink yours!" She was obviously completely speechless to me, so she just held my cup and let me take another sip, "No more withdrawals and recharges, it's obviously you who asked me out, please concentrate on you This guy, be careful to blacklist you!"
I put down my wine glass awkwardly, and changed the topic tactfully.
It's just that I still overestimated my drinking capacity a bit. When I went back, I woke up with a buzzing pain in my head. Although I didn't feel like vomiting, it was still a bit uncomfortable.
Just as I was groaning and slumped on the bed in the dormitory, planning to stay in bed, Dazai over there had already sent a message asking me if I wanted to go and see the cat, and by the way, the lab report also needed my signature for confirmation.
【Me: How about it later...】
【Dazai: Are you feeling uncomfortable? 】
Damn, can this guy stop being so sharp at a time like this!
I racked my brains and wondered for a while whether there would be any excuses to fool me... No, it’s fine if I don’t admit it!
[Me: It's okay, I'm just a little sleepy, anyway, push back first? 】
【Dazai: But, there is a processing time for this procedure, okay?If you can’t hand it in before noon today, you will have to wait until next week, but in that case, there may be changes...]
I stared at the phone for a while, thinking that this guy must be cheating on me. The problem is that I might just cut a donkey and put him on play. If you believe him, he is cheating on you. But if you don't believe him, then he will make his donkey man's content real!And you will never catch him...
So it's... angry?
Damn, he still dares to be angry with me... Is he so sure that I'm gone!My reply yesterday was obviously very cold!hateful!
At this moment, he sent me another video. In the video, the cat was lying on the back seat of the car, pulling the back of the seat, meowing softly, and curled up on the side where I usually sit. Tuan, those big bright amber eyes that seemed to be exactly the same as Dazai looked at the camera shiningly, tilted his head, and poked his head.
It's a pity that the same trick doesn't work for Saints!Anyway, cats and cats are mine sooner or later on Dazai's day, so I can hold my breath for a while.
[Me: I believe you XD, good night, see you in the afternoon. 】
【Dazai: Ah, indeed, filing the application by yourself is quite challenging. By the way, if you make up the formalities yourself, I will be the first reviewer~】
【I:? ? ?Can't afford it!I'm still angry! 】
【Dazai: 'The same reason cannot be reused afterwards', this is what you said yourself, reject it. 】
Ah... this is because, when I was a child... I had a lot of black history, if I was caught by Dazai one by one, I just learned a little bit of shame in middle and high school, and I would die!
In short, I seemed to push him into a corner at that time, and then angrily tortured him by tickling, forcing him to sign an unequal treaty...that's the one...because he doesn't seem to have any black history, most of them have nothing to do with him I dragged him to create the relevant black history...
[Me: No afterthoughts!I'm still mad! 】
【Dazai: Although Xiao Qi is cute when she plays tricks occasionally, but not this time. 】
[Me: Why not? ? 】
【Dazai: The headache after a hangover will be hard to endure. 】
My aura was like a punctured balloon, and it quickly deflated. After struggling for a while, I didn't have the nerve to say back to him, 'You don't care about me! '...How to put it, I'm not that naive!
As a result, just as I was tossing and turning, Dazai suddenly sent me a sentence, 'Ah, it came up. '
what?What's up?
Before I could figure out why, there was a slight knock on the door of the dormitory.
Miyazaki Yuna had already gone to class, and I was the only one in the dormitory. As a last resort, I got up from the bed in my pajamas and ran to open the door.
As a result, when the door was just opened by me, the cat I had seen several times on the video squeezed in, and even meowed twice at me with its face up.
...Wait, isn't this really a Doraemon? ?Why can it find me so accurately? ?
In the spirit of scientific research, I squatted down and lifted it up.
It raised its paws cooperatively, swung its tail, and was lifted into the air by me.
Ah, this soft touch... I felt it calmly for a while, with body temperature and heartbeat, it's really not a doraemon...
Just when my eyes moved downstream to see its gender, the cat that I had been holding up obediently all of a sudden slipped out of my hand, and the speed of the movement made me speechless.
Seeing it jump up on my desk, meow twice at me, put my mobile phone under its stomach, and then look at me with innocent eyes, even if I push hard willing to go.
... All right, count yourself as ruthless.
As a last resort, I could only rub the center of my brows, forcefully pulled myself together, picked out a set of clothes from the closet, and then turned around to find that the cat had turned around and pointed its butt at me , leaving only one tail dangling back and forth over there.
I changed my clothes delicately throughout the whole process, reached out and squeezed the soft belly of the other person again, and checked whether there were any mechanical parts inside... There were really none!
How to put it... because there are too many slots, so I don't know what to say...
After I let go, it looked at me twice and confirmed that I should have no intention of pinching it anymore, so it jumped to my feet and began to circle around my calf.
... Could it be that Dazai trained it?Damn, seriously?Can cats be trained to do this?It's better to tell me directly that he changed, I believe it more!
I picked up the bag and followed it downstairs with complicated emotions, and then found out with even more complicated emotions that it really wasn't Dazai's change, because Dazai f*cked me downstairs.
Ahhhhh, why does it seem like every time I go out for a while, I get caught by him!And the culprit this time is obviously him!What a guilty conscience I have!
Seeing him leaning against the side of the car with downcast eyes, I subconsciously sniffed at my neckline.
Very good, there is no smell of wine, as long as you don't admit it...
As a result, after Dazai noticed me, he didn't have the slightest intention of asking me to blame him. Instead, he opened the car door for me considerately and excessively, and even put one hand on the roof of the car when I got in the car to prevent me from knocking. end.
I was so moved that I turned my head and asked him, "Damn, what do you want to do? Don't do this, I'm scared, human trafficking is illegal!"
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then he couldn't help laughing, "Xiaoqi, if you pretend to be angry, you are exposed too quickly?"
Fart, think about why I have this attitude, okay?
This guy has been a pure 100% control freak since he was a child. Although he was taught to be a man many times by me when I was a child, he is the kind of person who talks about giving you a choice. In fact, he is full of punctuation marks from beginning to end. They are the kind of people who are polite...
That is to say, he has nothing to do with my trump card of 'if you mess around like this again, we will break off our friendship'. He has no choice but to restrain himself a little bit, but in some places he hasn't changed at all!
For example, when I was in high school, I took two puffs of cigarettes out of curiosity... This product immediately doubled my homework for two consecutive weeks, and refused to take me to do it as usual... The problem is, I still can't find fault with him, because he directly doubled the homework of the whole class, including himself... Don't hurt my innocent classmates!I go straight to the pain mask.
To be honest, I didn't feel that he cared much about his physical condition at all, but he looked at me more seriously than my mother... I really called for help.
It's just that he has always been very good at controlling the limit, as long as it doesn't exceed a certain line, he won't stop me... So it's not considered a moral kidnapping, at most it's a healthy app and it's fine...
But now there is a small problem, that is, drinking until you get a headache is definitely not within the allowed range!so……
Is same-sex repulsion a false proposition?I am very puzzled!
Mayumi Kinashi looked at me for a while with an indescribable expression, then raised her hand and shook it in front of my eyes, "Hey—are you still conscious?"
I waved her hand away angrily, "I'm not dizzy, I can finish two small cups of baijiu at once... It's the wine with a proof of 50 degrees and above, which is still within the range! "
After a short period of contemplation, I couldn't help asking her, "Do you know if there is a mechanical simulation animal that can be made like a real cat? It just shows its belly and act like a baby naturally, without any mechanical sense , the kind that can make special calls under different emotions? Maybe it hasn’t been commercialized yet, but there are some prototypes in the laboratory?”
"Haven't you already started talking nonsense..." She complained with squinted eyes, "If there is such a product, do you think you will never see it on the news from the beginning to the end? Please, if there is such a product This kind of pet does not require you to shovel shit, you don’t have to worry about hair loss, and it will be very realistic and simulated as a pet. Even if it has just been put on the shelves this second, you will find that everyone has one tomorrow! Even if it is a laboratory product, everyone The club is definitely rushing to make reservations, so wake up!"
"My God... the sun will rise from the west tomorrow." I held my forehead, took another sip of the wine in my hand, and managed to calm down for a while, "It's so strange, it's still so strange, I really still think that bird The cat has a problem!"
Muli Mayumi curled her lips, "Then you can tell him not to keep him."
"..." I pondered for a moment, "I think, I can afford this little risk..."
"Drink yours!" She was obviously completely speechless to me, so she just held my cup and let me take another sip, "No more withdrawals and recharges, it's obviously you who asked me out, please concentrate on you This guy, be careful to blacklist you!"
I put down my wine glass awkwardly, and changed the topic tactfully.
It's just that I still overestimated my drinking capacity a bit. When I went back, I woke up with a buzzing pain in my head. Although I didn't feel like vomiting, it was still a bit uncomfortable.
Just as I was groaning and slumped on the bed in the dormitory, planning to stay in bed, Dazai over there had already sent a message asking me if I wanted to go and see the cat, and by the way, the lab report also needed my signature for confirmation.
【Me: How about it later...】
【Dazai: Are you feeling uncomfortable? 】
Damn, can this guy stop being so sharp at a time like this!
I racked my brains and wondered for a while whether there would be any excuses to fool me... No, it’s fine if I don’t admit it!
[Me: It's okay, I'm just a little sleepy, anyway, push back first? 】
【Dazai: But, there is a processing time for this procedure, okay?If you can’t hand it in before noon today, you will have to wait until next week, but in that case, there may be changes...]
I stared at the phone for a while, thinking that this guy must be cheating on me. The problem is that I might just cut a donkey and put him on play. If you believe him, he is cheating on you. But if you don't believe him, then he will make his donkey man's content real!And you will never catch him...
So it's... angry?
Damn, he still dares to be angry with me... Is he so sure that I'm gone!My reply yesterday was obviously very cold!hateful!
At this moment, he sent me another video. In the video, the cat was lying on the back seat of the car, pulling the back of the seat, meowing softly, and curled up on the side where I usually sit. Tuan, those big bright amber eyes that seemed to be exactly the same as Dazai looked at the camera shiningly, tilted his head, and poked his head.
It's a pity that the same trick doesn't work for Saints!Anyway, cats and cats are mine sooner or later on Dazai's day, so I can hold my breath for a while.
[Me: I believe you XD, good night, see you in the afternoon. 】
【Dazai: Ah, indeed, filing the application by yourself is quite challenging. By the way, if you make up the formalities yourself, I will be the first reviewer~】
【I:? ? ?Can't afford it!I'm still angry! 】
【Dazai: 'The same reason cannot be reused afterwards', this is what you said yourself, reject it. 】
Ah... this is because, when I was a child... I had a lot of black history, if I was caught by Dazai one by one, I just learned a little bit of shame in middle and high school, and I would die!
In short, I seemed to push him into a corner at that time, and then angrily tortured him by tickling, forcing him to sign an unequal treaty...that's the one...because he doesn't seem to have any black history, most of them have nothing to do with him I dragged him to create the relevant black history...
[Me: No afterthoughts!I'm still mad! 】
【Dazai: Although Xiao Qi is cute when she plays tricks occasionally, but not this time. 】
[Me: Why not? ? 】
【Dazai: The headache after a hangover will be hard to endure. 】
My aura was like a punctured balloon, and it quickly deflated. After struggling for a while, I didn't have the nerve to say back to him, 'You don't care about me! '...How to put it, I'm not that naive!
As a result, just as I was tossing and turning, Dazai suddenly sent me a sentence, 'Ah, it came up. '
what?What's up?
Before I could figure out why, there was a slight knock on the door of the dormitory.
Miyazaki Yuna had already gone to class, and I was the only one in the dormitory. As a last resort, I got up from the bed in my pajamas and ran to open the door.
As a result, when the door was just opened by me, the cat I had seen several times on the video squeezed in, and even meowed twice at me with its face up.
...Wait, isn't this really a Doraemon? ?Why can it find me so accurately? ?
In the spirit of scientific research, I squatted down and lifted it up.
It raised its paws cooperatively, swung its tail, and was lifted into the air by me.
Ah, this soft touch... I felt it calmly for a while, with body temperature and heartbeat, it's really not a doraemon...
Just when my eyes moved downstream to see its gender, the cat that I had been holding up obediently all of a sudden slipped out of my hand, and the speed of the movement made me speechless.
Seeing it jump up on my desk, meow twice at me, put my mobile phone under its stomach, and then look at me with innocent eyes, even if I push hard willing to go.
... All right, count yourself as ruthless.
As a last resort, I could only rub the center of my brows, forcefully pulled myself together, picked out a set of clothes from the closet, and then turned around to find that the cat had turned around and pointed its butt at me , leaving only one tail dangling back and forth over there.
I changed my clothes delicately throughout the whole process, reached out and squeezed the soft belly of the other person again, and checked whether there were any mechanical parts inside... There were really none!
How to put it... because there are too many slots, so I don't know what to say...
After I let go, it looked at me twice and confirmed that I should have no intention of pinching it anymore, so it jumped to my feet and began to circle around my calf.
... Could it be that Dazai trained it?Damn, seriously?Can cats be trained to do this?It's better to tell me directly that he changed, I believe it more!
I picked up the bag and followed it downstairs with complicated emotions, and then found out with even more complicated emotions that it really wasn't Dazai's change, because Dazai f*cked me downstairs.
Ahhhhh, why does it seem like every time I go out for a while, I get caught by him!And the culprit this time is obviously him!What a guilty conscience I have!
Seeing him leaning against the side of the car with downcast eyes, I subconsciously sniffed at my neckline.
Very good, there is no smell of wine, as long as you don't admit it...
As a result, after Dazai noticed me, he didn't have the slightest intention of asking me to blame him. Instead, he opened the car door for me considerately and excessively, and even put one hand on the roof of the car when I got in the car to prevent me from knocking. end.
I was so moved that I turned my head and asked him, "Damn, what do you want to do? Don't do this, I'm scared, human trafficking is illegal!"
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then he couldn't help laughing, "Xiaoqi, if you pretend to be angry, you are exposed too quickly?"
Fart, think about why I have this attitude, okay?
This guy has been a pure 100% control freak since he was a child. Although he was taught to be a man many times by me when I was a child, he is the kind of person who talks about giving you a choice. In fact, he is full of punctuation marks from beginning to end. They are the kind of people who are polite...
That is to say, he has nothing to do with my trump card of 'if you mess around like this again, we will break off our friendship'. He has no choice but to restrain himself a little bit, but in some places he hasn't changed at all!
For example, when I was in high school, I took two puffs of cigarettes out of curiosity... This product immediately doubled my homework for two consecutive weeks, and refused to take me to do it as usual... The problem is, I still can't find fault with him, because he directly doubled the homework of the whole class, including himself... Don't hurt my innocent classmates!I go straight to the pain mask.
To be honest, I didn't feel that he cared much about his physical condition at all, but he looked at me more seriously than my mother... I really called for help.
It's just that he has always been very good at controlling the limit, as long as it doesn't exceed a certain line, he won't stop me... So it's not considered a moral kidnapping, at most it's a healthy app and it's fine...
But now there is a small problem, that is, drinking until you get a headache is definitely not within the allowed range!so……
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